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Saying my mum or my wife to be is the best cook is a choice. Since am not married yet, my mum is the best, but by the time i get married, ofcourse it has to be my wife.
When am with my mum, i will give her the accolade as the best likewise when am with my wife. One has to be wise about this because women don't reason the way we men do. They are jealously created. Mostly the beautiful girls of this age.

quinlatifat:
i'm migrating right away. Please whats the code to migrate. Thanks a bunch

To migrate just dial *406# or text 406 as a message and send it to 131.
Migration is free once in 30days. Enjoy!

quinlatifat:
i'm migrating right away. Please whats the code to migrate. Thanks a bunch

Oh sorry, i forgot to include it just dial *406# or text 406 to 131. You will get a reply "welcome to MTN Ipulse bla bla bla"

efemichael:
Infinx? China phone

If we have one with our name 'Nigeria', we all will be pround and happy. Since we don't have for the now, lets appreciate those who do and rejoice with them. Our time will come. Be HOPEFUL as a patrotic Nigerian even if you're not Patrotic, pretend you ARE.

My heartfelt condolence to the Lives Lost.

But wait... Is France as a Nation better than Nigeria, The deceased, are they in any way better than those who are been killed everyday in Borno, Yobe, Adamawa etc. It's a good thing to sympathize with France, but i think CHARITY SHOULD BEGIN FROM NIGERIA because CHARITY LIVES IN NIGERIA AND A NIGERIAN.

@quinlatifat,
I think you should Migrate to MTN Ipulse since you make alot of calls. On MTN Ipulse, your first Minute of the day is charged 40kobo per seconds, that's (25Naira). Then subsequent calls throughout that day to MTN numbers and other Network is charged at 11kobo per seconds that's (6Naira).


SMS on MTN Ipulse is charged at 2Naira compare to other Tariffs which is 4Naira.


And on MTN Ipulse, you get 10MB of data and an additional 10MB as Extra Data every week when you recharge with a minimum of 100naira. And sometimes, they Top up your 10MB Data bonus even when it's not up to 7days of your previous recharge.
And they also give you Bonus Credit sometimes when you recharge with 200/400Naira in an instant.

I hope this help.

@faftop, please are the channels free of charge?

laurel03:
what is the diff btw holy spirit and holy ghost??

The Translators of the bible are the ones who made use of the Two Words in the Subject matter at that very moment. Ghost and Spirit. Holy Spirit and Holy Ghost means the same Person (the Spirit of God, which does God's work). God is a Spirit. HE sits on His throne, (HE doesn't leave His throne), but it is His Spirit that does His work. That is why God is everywhere because He is a Spirit (Omnipresent). He is always present. Though, there is more explanation to this. That is why when you want to study/read the Bible or any book anywhere, it's important to first ask God to grant you the understanding of what you are about reading.

I hope this helps.

KuliMart:
Visit our store that day, we will surprise you.

How much is Xiaomi Redmi Note 2?

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Kenya, where a woman may go and shop for her choice husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

The instructions are:
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is however a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go to the Upper floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, My!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: - You are visitor number 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that WOMEN are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building and have a nice day!

Is this really true about Women? Discuss,.
I need 200 Likes for this post to get more...

It's working.
Some people never believe anything good will come from government.
Some have never tried it, but they will still come here and discourage and paint a negative picture about this.
Nigeria is getting better every day.

REAL NAME: Ola Williams

NICKNAME: Cardmof

HOBIES: Collecting teeths from live lions, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down Mount Everest.

MY RECORDS: Fought with Dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned crocodile alive, held my breath under water for 6month, 3weeks, 12hours, 5mins and 45sec. Travelled around the world in a day.

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
Went to mecury just to charge my Android phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first male to land on the sun.

EMBRASSING MOMENT:
Couldn't kill 100 tigers with single punch, though 99 died instantly and the last one is now a slowpoke.

PROUDEST MOMENT:
When a cobra died after biting me.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
I don't like bragging and i hate lies.

Peteragan:
Just call me on 08166207854 and i will give u a soap and cream to apply for two weeks for a price though expensive.U will tank me later.

Hahaha!!!
So you've started practicing what you inherited from your grandpa... Nice occupation bro. I admire your confidence in what you do!

without being told, this are the kind of people dominating Benue State, Tiv to be precise. OP i lie?

You don't do those things above just to Make her like or love you, you do them because they are part of you (in you) no matter who the woman is, Educated or Illiterate doesn't matter.
Love is not in words, Love is proved when you do exceptional things to the one you claim you truly love; you must not be RICH before you can prove love, ask the 'real' ladies, they prefare a guy that is averagely rich and Loving than the RICH guys who just spend on them and pretend to like them just because they want to pertake in that which is under their Skirt.

I just can't hold myself when i see people about destroying their future.

How can a responsible adult say a thin like this, an Adult that know Right and Wrong.
OP, you're bigger than this. Just do what is right, there is no way your negative thought will better your life it will rather DESTROY it.
Don't sacrifice your future on the alter of temporary pleasure!!!

How can peoples lives change, when they prefare reading WRONG things instead of reading the RIGHT that will change their Life/Mentality.

My bests ever has been:
¤ Mama Sunday
¤ Domitila
¤ Silent Night even
¤ Jaguar


I remember Mama Sunday always make my mum cry back in those days.

See how people will excellently use their beautiful hands to find trouble for their handsome self.

People like you have bright future, but uses their own hands to change their destiny. ''Her parents tried but couldn't'' between you and her parents, who loves her the more?

@OP, If i may ask are you really sure this is Love or you are just deceiving your handsome self. Shior!!!

Any thread you open these days all you hear is Sex, and the most painful part is that you hear them by the wrong people in Negative ways.


In less than a 3minutes that i logged in Nairaland, on Front Page, i saw 2 different Thread of a guy and a lady
saying ''they had sex with their cousins'' respectively. And this one too.


Why can't we just do the right thing once and for all now and Enjoy a sweet future without crisis later.


Sex is 'sweet' but the pleasure is surely for a moment and the destruction is for a life time if you are not married. It's a Law that can't be broken because the BIBLE has references to Fornication.


I will advice 'you' reading this not to sacrifice your Future on the alter of
temporary pleasure.

Any thread you open these days all you hear is Sex, and the most painful thing is that you hear them from the wrong people in Negative ways.

In less than a 3minutes that i logged in Nairaland, on Front Page, i saw 2 different Thread of a guy and a lady saying ''they had sex with their cousins'' respectively.


Why can't we just do the right thing once and for all now and Enjoy a sweet future without crisis later.


Sex is 'sweet' but the pleasure is surely for a moment and the destruction is for a life time if you are not married. It's a Law that can't be broken because the BIBLE had references to Fornication.

I will advice 'you' reading this not to sacrifice your Future on the alter of temporary pleasure.

OP, if this is true as claimed, I will ask you a simple Sunday School question:
Do you remember Potiphar's Wife Vs Joseph?

SirWere:
Never fall in love while being broke/friendless....







Anytime I'm getting fond of a girl; I mentally tag her with the mad woman in my street

Why do you tag her as ''a mad womam'' bro? Leme learn too.....

Cybertext:
I prefer JOY to happiness....

It's only God who gives True Joy because the person that makes you joyful five minutes ago might just be the one causing you your worst SADNESS ever.
Everlasting Joy is from the Lord!

You know that saying "I am my own
worst enemy?" Well, it's true. You can
have meaningful, loving relationships
with others, have a great career and seem to have everything going for you
but still not be happy. There are habits you can fall into that can be destroying
your own happiness. Things that you
may not even realize you are doing.
Here are a few things you may find
yourself doing that only bring misery
and not happiness to you.


1. COMPARISON.
Nowadays, it is extremely easy to compare yourself with others. Social media will often display all the amazing achievements of others. The reality is hardly anyone puts what is really going on in their life on social media. It's easy to post a picture of what seems like a perfect day, while on the other side of the camera your kids are throwing tantrums, your spouse is mad at you and you just got a bad review at work. Please don't fall into the trap of everyone's life is better than yours. Everyone is different; everyone has different challenges, failures and successes. Count your own blessings and achievements.


2. COMFORT ZONES
Oh, comfort zones, the area where we
want to live and never leave. They're so
cozy and familiar, but usually what keeps us from being even better. What we want usually lies just beyond our comfort zone. Are you willing to get dirty, push your limits and even be
uncomfortable at times to achieve it?
Perhaps the grass really is greener...
outside our comfort zone. 3. Laziness Piggybacking on comfort zones is laziness. It's natural to be lazy, but it is
detrimental to progress and growth.
Being busy actually helps people get more done in a day. It forces us to structure our day and schedule things we know we need to get done. When
we have all day to complete a task, it is
natural to put it off with the thought
that we will get to it later, and then before you know it, the day is over and
the task was never completed. Try to add structure to your day. Our bodies
thrive on routine, so get up at the same time each day, tackle your hardest tasks first, and make sure you go to bed at a set time each night.


4. DEBT
Being in debt can really tear at our happiness. Financial problems can lead
to stress, worry and even marital issues. Stop buying things on credit, build a savings and set money aside for emergencies. This is a lot easier said than done, but if you are able to dothis, you will have a huge burden lifted from your shoulders. 5. Gossip Gossip is like junk food. You know it is bad for you, you know it will hurt your health, but it's just so good. It can be addicting to want to know what is going on in someone else's life, especially if the news is saucy. It doesn't even matter if it is true or not,
when we hear something about someone else it makes us feel better
about our own lives. Unfortunately this
brings negativity, breaks trusts and in the long run hurts all those involved.


6. SELF-DOUBT.
Self-doubt can destroy your confidence.
When we doubt ourselves, it makes us
question our decisions and makes it
impossible to move forward. It is important to believe in yourself and stand behind your decisions. Take time to research, learn and gather advice about your decisions, but once you've made them they are yours and doubting yourself is only holding you back.


7. FEAR.
Fear is another crippling trait that can
destroy our happiness. It is healthy to have fear — to a point. It prevents us from doing dangerous activities, but if you let it control your life, it can stop you from living. If we are afraid to try, then we don't try at all. It can hurt when you fail, it can break you down and make you question yourself, but the important thing is to be able to pick yourself back up and not let it stop you from trying again or trying at all.


8. EXCUSES.
Nobody likes to hear excuses, yet we all seem to be really good at making them. Excuses are a way of validating your faults and mistakes. Maybe you should stop talking and start listening.
When someone offers advice instead of just dismissing it with an excuse, let the information sink in, think about it and see what happens.


9. BAD RELATIONSHIP.
It can be hard to recognize when we
are in a bad relationship. It is usually easier for outsiders to see what a relationship is doing to you. Trust your
friends. If they are worried about you or seeing a change for the bad, it could be because of who you are hanging around. Take a good look at yourself.
Are you the person you want to be when you are around them? Are your
decisions ones you would recommend
to a friend? If not, perhaps you need to get out while you still can.


10. WORRY.
Worry can be what is standing in the way of our happiness. If we are constantly worried about what might
happen in the future, it prevents us from enjoying our present. When a problem occurs, make sure you are prepared to deal with it and move on.
Don't spend your hours, days and weeks worrying about something that may never even occur. It is a waste of time. For many, feeling happy seems to be a
lifelong pursuit. Yet by simply taking a look at some of the choices we make in our lives, achieving true happiness may be easier than you think.

Am not the OP of this post, it was culled from familyshare.com.

Though it wasn't written in the BIBLE that we should Date, but i think my advice for you is to FOCUS on your future plan and goals for the now... Secondly, Lay a good and solid foundation for yourself by:

¤ Start listening to Tapes/Messages about Dating/Relationships/Marriage.

¤ Read books about Relationships/Marriages.
NOTE: The two points above must be biblicals.
By doing these, it will not only give you insight what Relationship is all about but it will teach you generally what it takes to be in a Healthy/Good relationship. I hope this help.

bigmodo:
I am confused on who to marry. I have a girlfriend who i call my lover, secondly my cashier in the office who i like, thirdly is my friend in the market who i also like and fourtly is a doctor who went to my school. All of them are lovely people. I have prayed about this but am still confused on who to marry so i wont make a mistake. At times i feel four of them aint even good for me that someone good will still come. What is your advice to me.

If you marry because of Money, Looks, Charisma, Chemistry and Physical Beauty, you will be dissappointed.

Marry a woman with Attitude, Character and a woman who truly fears Her Creator. If she fears God that she cannot see, she will definately be a good wife, and who you marry MUST be your best friend.
But my best advice for you is for you to go and see your Pastor concerning this dilema on ground.

@OP, the devil is NOT as powerful as you think.

My own opinion is that a Guy and a Girl can be Just Friends. It all depend on 3 things: Responsibleness, Maturity and Mindset of the people involve. Remember all guys/girls are not the same. People are different.

People like Sule, Ovie and Adamu won't 'report' the so called Enjoyment, not until Dokito Test them to be POSITIVE to HIV and Negative to Olopa...

Dating can be a great way to have fun and learn a lot about yourself and another person.

Healthy relationships are those that are partnerships, in which
you can laugh, feel safe and supported, share ideas and feelings, and respect another person, as well as feel respected
yourself.

Every relationship is unique, and you might have your own way of
knowing that a relationship is right for you. Even when a relationship is going well, it’s important to work at it and not take it, or your partner for granted.
The best way to keep a
relationship strong, healthy and growing is for you to be aware of your needs and expectations and communicate those with
your partner.
Here are some more suggestions for how you
can keep your relationship strong:

¤ Be Honest and Trusting.
This part (trust) is difficult though, and it is a No-Go area for some. But learning to trust and be honest with someone you just started dating can take time, but honesty and trust are two important ingredients in a healthy relationship. As you spend more time with someone and start to share experiences together gradually, your level of trust may increase.


¤ Keep Communication.
Communication is the Father of any relationship. It makes you know how weak, strong and thoughtful your partner is, it most of the time shows you what the other party fears, likes and it gives you and idea/insight into what you may want to know about your partner without asking Him/Her.
It’s a good idea to keep the lines of communication open between you and the person you’re dating. This might mean talking
regularly about what’s
happening in your lives and how you’re feeling about life in general.
When people share their
opinions and feelings, they develop a greater understanding of each other’s likes and dislikes.
It’s also a good idea to talk about your relationship every once in a while, including your
flaws, targets, achievements and expectations.


¤ Accept Your Differences.
It isn’t unusual to care about someone who has different ideas, interests, and opinions to your own. These differences are what make relationships exciting! But
sometimes it can be difficult to manage these differences. It might be helpful to calmly discuss
those differences or agree to disagree. By accepting
someone’s values and opinions, you might encourage him or her to respect yours as well, and
respect is an important aspect of any relationship.


¤ Voice out Your Opinions and Frustrations.
It’s natural that people sometimes argue or have
differences of opinion.
Disagreements might leave you feeling angry or frustrated wit yourself and your partner, but it’s
important that you let the person you’re dating know about your opinions and frustrations, forget the pretence that you're always ok with his/her decisions, choices and step taken when you are not. It’s a good idea to express your opinions, but remember to listen
to the other person as well because were your best opinion ends might just be the begining of his/hers because everybody is unique in his/her own way and you just cannot know everything. Try and resolve your arguments and sometimes agree to disagree if need be.


¤ Respect Each Other’s Time and Space.
Hanging out with your
partner can be a lot of fun and a great way to get to know him or her. But it’s also important that you respect your partner’s space physically and emotionally and that your partner does the same for you. Maintain the relationships that you have with your friends and family, expand your interest, and keep up with the activities that you were involved in before you started your relationship. This can help
your relationships continue to grow, be fun filled and interesting.


¤ Spend Time with Yourself.
Having alone time can be fun and an important way to keep yourself
healthy and happy. It can also help you understand yourself and your relationships with others. Spend time getting to know you. You might want to start by doing something you really enjoy, like watching matches with friends in a football field in your street or in a viewing centre, listening to music alone or reading.


¤ Ending a Relationship.
Unfortunately, sometimes
relationships turn sour, no matter how hard you work at them. If you’re in a situation where your relationship has not made you a better person or isn’t a positive factor in your life, it’s a good idea to end it.
Worried you’re in an abusive relationship? It’s especially important to end your relationship if you’re in a situation where you’re being hurt emotionally, physically or even abused by someone because a relationship is not a sentence or a visa to suffering.

Hope this post helps someone.