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Those emotions should b for Jesus and not that short guy!

Wow! Wish funnab could have such enthusiastic students to support politics those days! 2011set#

A pic would have nailed it! #gbam!

Season 7...
Iyanu mashele!

1000 ways to die!

See freshy punnany d old man dey knack!

Dede eyin omo alare, eweso oh
Remo north baby...

We are here now? Whr d. Hell. Are d gals
They should bring the moni, nd let get mrried

Avoid urinating on your body while taking your bath... (Though some find it enjoyable) but it causes bedweting!
Put your phone on alarm tto train you on waking up frequnetly to ease urself!
Don't b lazy tto getup from bed to ease urself!


My kobo!

Chai? Dream? U need serz cane! Lol... Nice1, jst kip doing what u enjoy doing, veri soon, those dreamz of urs will come reality, then u will meet me as well...

handsometokunbo:
It's not easy to move on when you had once loved a guy. You ll continue to love him unless it was infatuation in the first place.

I was with a girl for 2yrs, we Bleep everywhere, anywhere and anyhow. We can't stay in a room without sex. If we are tired, we usually stayed in each other without sex( my Dick in her). If I m cooking in the kitchen, we ll have sex as if tomorrow would never come. On her way home at night, we ll quickly had a quickie quickie in the abandoned phone booth at street junction. That was how closed we were.

She went for a burial in Nigeria but couldn't wait for 2 weeks without sex. I decided to look for another babe before she comes back. I got one babe who spent about 1 week at my place and we carried on after she came back. 3mths into the clandestine relationship, the other became pregnant and refused to abort.

Finally, marriage came but my mind is always with my other lady. She got married too but we still found one way or the other to see each other.

That was how bad true love is.

Is this wat you call love? Funny dude...

A good one to learn from;
A friend got fired from work yesterday for forged document of employment! The company's letter headed paper was used and scanned in pdf form but guess he forgot to delete from the company's system!
He was caught and fired immediately! Could he be that he was not smart enough or it was just the appointed time to leave after working hard for 2yrs without satisfaction at work.

Give her some time to forget him since u claim to till luv her!

Hmm, Nifemi is becoming a big gal, I hope u found some1 to ask u out by now? U are 19 now.....
Jst reading tru thread for the first time and it makes me smile...
All the best for ur bold courage!

gunther6:
@SirRiddy Toefl result out after just a week, received a mail to that effect on Friday, as expected it was more than 105 but the breakdown leaves much to be desired and the overall score was lower than the previous one. Blame JKK they kept me on my toes for close to 2 hours while waiting for check-in

Breakdown:

Reading 30
Listening 29
Speaking 20
Writing 28

Total 107... 2 marks below my previous score... The former speaking was 24..

How una take dey read to pass this damn test with such a high mark? Na wa o
Wish I could get this too...

Wrote on my cv of excellent use of fire extinguisher
Was then asked how many types of extinguisher we have?
Was like "hmm, well, u known, we have various types but I cannot categorically tell u how many we have, but...

Ctemi:
Pls someone should help me out abeg

Send a blanc message to selfstudy360@gmail.com you will receive some materials, select the ones you need by downloading!

While bathing, neva urinate on your body as fun, mayb U Reduce d way u play during d day, dnt EVER Feel lazy to standup and pee anytime u feel Pressed at first!
Quess this helped me until I was twentysumtin!

worry357:
Human nutrition sounds like something that a community college would offer.
If this course is not degree level or higher you will have great problems getting a visa.

Ah! Noo, I've read on. This forum of pple given visa in uni with d course! It jst a rare course!

sirRiddy:
Sorry bro. Apply to maybe three or four schools.
Maybe you should write the GRE too. By the way,
deadlines for fall applications are fast closing or
are you looking at next year?

Modified

Ohio State University
Bachelor’s degree (or foreign equivalent) with a minimum cumulative GPA of 2.75. The Bachelor’s degree requirement may be waived for persons holding a first professional degree.
Cumulative GPAs between 2.5 and 2.75 may still be considered, however, these applicants must also receive at least a median score on the Graduate Record Exam (GRE) or Miller Analogies Test (MAT). Applicants with GPAs lower than 2.5 will not be considered.
At least one course in each of the following subject areas: 1) biology, 2) physiology or anatomy and physiology, and 3) biochemistry or organic chemistry. For students who do not have a background in the healthcare field, a course in both Medical Terminology and Nutrition will be required.*
Applicants with special situations who do not meet these criteria may submit an application which will be considered on a case-by-case basis.
Winthrop University, South Carolina (minimum of 146 on verbal and 140 on quantitative)
University of Bridgeport, Connecticut(No GRE required)
Drexel University, Pennsylvania
Degree:
A bachelor's degree from an accredited institution in the United States or an equivalent international institution. Must have a GPA of 3.0 or above.
Standardized Tests:
GRE: Minimum scores are Verbal 153 and Quantitative 144.
University of Western States, Oregon
No GRE

Thanks broe, I got a background in nutrition, (Bsc. Nutrition and dietetics)
Yea, most schls deadline is fast approaching, that is if it not late by now! Will work on the schools u listed!
Thnksbroe!

Hello guys, I applied to only one school and. I was denied admission!
Toefl was low, though, dey didn't require gre for my course(human nutrition)!
Guess, I have to strtall over again!
It is well!

Collation Officer be like "I wrote it myself but under special condition"...

They gave him a fluorescent lamp to read through his result sheet, yet, he showed us how incapable he is.
Truly,was that drama a disgrace or just a normal thing?

Humblebloke:
One funny thing about this Election Result Presentation is
that JEGA is making the VC's look like Students Defending
their Final year Project.





Who else sees it that way too?

Some even ans his questions as if someone wrote the project for them!
shaking like Jellyfish!
Shior! Olodo Profs!
Only to fail students and straf ladies!

Didn't read. Tru, but self defence! GMB on point

barbiee:
Pls i would like to ask a question abt nursing programs in u.s universities. I graduated from a 3 years sch of nursing program and was given a registered nurse certificate and license and im currently doing the 18 mnths midwifery program to graduate in september. I want to apply for spring 2016 admission to a u.s uni to get my bsc nd im confused on d best route to take. The rn to bsn nursing program is 1 year bt i hv to be licensed in u.s to be eligible for admission, the accelerated second degree nursing is for those that already have bsc in anoda field nd wnt to change to nursing, it is also 1 yr. I contacted a sch in texas nd dey said im nt eligible cos i dnt hv a bsn degree. I dont wnt to do the bsc here cos it takes anoda 4 yrs to get it, so pls wat cn i do in dis case? I dont wnt to start all over considering the fact that i hv already spent 4 nd a half yrs in nursing sch here. I nid a fast paced option to get the bsn degree. Plss i nid ur help in dis issue. Thanks.

From my quake knowledge, most us schls prefer u come ova with a bsc in nursing to further or u strt afresh! A friend in your condition is in canada with all D documents u have! Mayb u try canada schls, they will accept ur credentials as bsc! Or better still, search further for schls in us that accept ur document as bsc!

I will share my success transcript very soon by God's grace! Just relax guys!

Na wa oh

It ok guyz, you both av got d knowledge we need to make this thread as helpful as ever! Please, don't try quarrel over little issuez, as we the 'grass' will suffer it most! Make your commentz without insults, seems u both got some scores to settle b4 now, but u can do it personally! Or better till, avoid each oda!
Plz, Let kip the questions and answers rolling without insultz! "Insultz really do hurt"

If any1 tells u; you can't make it, tell the person; NA LIE

kennyrony:
Abeg oooo, make una help me. I receive the scan copy of my i-20 now, but to my greatest surprise it was stated that the normal length of study is 32month. And it 30 credit hour. (2year and 8month for masters)? Ahhhhh. Watin una think abeg..

That means you need a 3yrs visa... Hmm! Ova to u gurus!

Wah are u till waiting for? Knack her!