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Rape him!!!

Ehnehn? Konji don dey catch dis boyz oh...
Sorry, are they allowed to knack? And how can I suscribe for d knacking section?

If sometin enta her toto now, she go cry come NL for help! Saying; a fresh Grduate with toto problem!

Why kumi kan spoil mouth now??
Too emotional! Na wa o

Wetin money go cost ehn? Make she no die oh! There's more to life!


#my kobo

U will soon loose the job if you not careful....
Different unfear sugestions will soon start coming to ur mind and u will be caught!
Be careful...
#My kobo

What program is that?

CINDY74:
Hi everyone, I`ll just go straight to the point. My cousin wants to study English language and both of us will be writing Jamb nxt year. The thing is, I'm kinda worried cos I've been trying to figure out the job opportunities of an English student. Without her being a lecturer/teacher, what else? And for her to become a lecturer,(which I think she wants) is she gonna take-up English (major) or(Education)? And what's the subject combination? Your comments please...

My dear, degree is now opened to prepare you for what life has to offer you!
If you graduate in engineering, and you lucky enough to get a job in your field, very lovely nd nice! (You so lucky) because the job training will be so familiar since you did sometin of such in school, bUT IF not, your background as a graduate will help you in any field after a 2weeks of a month training in any job you fiind yourself!
So, pls, don't confine yourself in one particular job! Just be open minded...
#My kobo

Funny guy!
Pple wey finish 2001 still dey find job self!

Very good certification to add!



Damh it! F*ckin expensive! *a thousand dollar plus!

Their test will read negative! Relax!

I agree with Digital marketing!
Don't forget Nutritionist! (Food + Business)!

Set your mind off the sex while knacking her!

Infact, they vex as u dey knack am!
Thank me. Latter!

Did I hear a FOOL say exam malpractise? Such fellow is definitely an illetrate!you better read for next jamb!
Great alumus! '11set

No biggi abt d interview! Jst compote urself Well...
How did you apply?

MsNas:
I swear, I appreciate your truthfulness. You acknowledged wrongdoings....and that is the problem with a lot of us Nigerians. We like to cut corners. Thinking we can get away. Sometimes in May, I was somewhere in Oxnard at one of those training with him. We had to go to the harbor to go eat alongside his coworkers and somewhere long the line someone mentioned that they use their company card to even buy booze at the bar and all sorts. In fact, the food we ate (we were like 6-10) was paid by someone with his own company card. It was a huge sum. The guys were like "You can put anything on your company card".

But later when him and I got talking, we just decided it was not worth it. Is $200 or even $50 even worth losing a job that pays you thousands? These people that even charge every expense on the company card are old guys with decades of experience. Their wrongdoings can be easily overlooked. People like awoof, forgetting that "Awoof dey run belle". I pray you get over the disappointment of losing your job and get a bigger and better one.

Amen ohh, thanks!

Very funny, I was full with anxiety to know what really happened on the D' day! U got me Dear!
Don't worry, jst try perfect your driving and don't wait for anoda popportunity b4 runing to vconnect again!
Are u truely single??

U can watch it again at Tvc @okabe

It been awhile menhh! Boys don run finish!!!!!

did aanyone go for the test?

Dodo! The kid from outter space! Dodo!

The simpliest. Question was not asked... How much do u wanna sell it?

Guess it better than sitting at Home, if only u got other plans!

MsNas:
This story might actually be true. Most of these Oil companies always send their workers on training, and if you are a full time worker you always get a credit card you can use without limits. So far you use it for yourself and on things (food, gas, hotels etc) you only need during the course of the training, conference or workshop.

The mistake anyone will make is incurring extra and frivolous charges on such cards or accounts. For goodness sakes, this guy killed himself. I do not pity him one bit. You had the money to pay the airfare of wifey and kid to fly to Kenya, how much is the extra $300-$500 you would have to pay to upgrade an hotel room? Why cant he allow his family sit in Nigeria if he can't pay extra?

My man works for such, and anytime I go with him on such, he pays for my airfare out of his own pocket. When we go out to eat, we pay with two cards (He puts his food on his company card and mine on his own card). In situations where the training is In-State, he does not go with the company car, lest they accuse him of using company car for something else. He uses his own car, uses their card for exactly the amount of gas he should have used and pays for the rest of the gas out of pocket. Nobody will be questioning him about mileage of the company car because we had to drive with the car somewhere fun, or take the car somewhere with me and God forbid it gets carjacked.

My advise to the guy is to just forget Nigeria. Its easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a camel than to get another job with a multinational oil and gas company after you got fired from your previous job in Nigeria....word travels fast, and they might find it so hard to trust him. He should go to grad school or something and hopefully he will get a job after he graduates.

A good one there! U nailed it!
He must have been adviced by a friend in other oil coys who did d same and scalled tru!
Forgetting that we all different!!!!
I learnt mine in my first job, I lost it after being caught with coy's letter head papper as recommendation letter to pursue my masters degree abroad! Was fired immediately! Haven't recovered from it yet!
It pays to be truthful and smarter...

I got it too, thou I'm health person with HSE certi but I doubt if it is a scam, guess it a massive recruitmt that y they usin a pry schl.
I stay in lagos, till giving it som thoughts if I shld b there because of d distance!

Eyin ara gombe shaaa! Oga ohhhh

When u sure u hve rented ur new appartment, nd ready to give explntion of whr n wen u caught!
Then go ahead to tell his wife! Tell his mother n father inlaw aswell

Wen u close one eye, u see 11, wen u count with two eyes u see 78!

After reading her story, I felt she was cheated and that wike must pay dearly for this! Scrolling down to see her pic, I hd a change of mind that: this woman looks like a thief! Wike did well abeg!

What if she says NO after all dis paparazi...
Who says u can't buy love with moni?

I did same too for 40k for 2years! 2013-2015
Thank God I'm out of slavery in the name of no work in the country!
After wearing my nice shirt, all tucked-in my pants, boss will give me keg to buy fuel without his car! But rather give me his car to go pick his daughter from school!
Generator attendant!
Errand boy! Banks, food, house duties, etc
No closing time! Can call u 6pm to come him anywhr!
Saturday coming isn't left out!
Closed chapterr in my life!

Hmm PH, becoming unsfe to live

avoid being too nice to ladies
Be hard on them