₦airaland Forum

Okada no get reverse oya we dey wait for reverse...no put leg for ground o

Babaken:
bros you wick ooo

all die na die

DonCortino:
I know, people dey fly drones around Lagos na, how many don jam electric pole wire?

dah one na camera now no b person dey there

DonCortino:
I know, people dey fly drones around Lagos na, how many don jam electric pole wire?

dat one na camera now no b person dey there

hopexter:
Na so light dey Lagos??

If light no dey yhu remember say lagoon dey

Jamesbiodun:
smiles, your problem is beyond your creator imagination

yhu don't mean it

DonCortino:
how many normal drones electric don shock whey u see?

Na electric pole I dey talk

Jamesbiodun:
It has been changed but it won't work for some site like piggyvest because they are using latest software....
It can work on wealth.ng
You have to wait for like 2weeks or 1month before CBN upgrade your number...
I have the same issue too when I changed my bvn phone number with access bank

tell us you're doing promotion for wealth and piggyvest

Imagine you tattoo someone that's going to hell fire...your help fire is certain like that..
I'm not saying Tiwa Savage is going to hell fire old don't misquote me

Amotolongbo:
My picture is there on your phone. Continue to “knack” it.

When yhu ain't a p*rn star lol

Manq:
hope the battery doesn't die anyhow. Like having a flat battery in air! The fall go dey funny.. like falling like a stone

falling like ripe pawpaw everything go scatter

na for desert u go try this...try this for lagos na electric current go shock yhu

What is our own

Ibadanpikin:
I am a 31 year old man i have never been in a relationship with any lady talkless of sex. I stammered a litttle bit so i find it very hard to toast a lady. Any time i try talking to a girl i begin to stammer and my heart beats fast, its so embarrassing, some of my friends think i am impotent or gay.
How will i marry, guys how do u do it?

Go drink shayo yhu go flow well

Lie detector

Kingbenn:
Taught I said no one should mention me? You shall like misbehaving

I just like to express my mind

seunny4lif:
No
That’s country better pass Nigeria sha even say the country no too rich like Nigeria

A friend of mine told me about everything

Seun:
I have special mods I hired specifically to do that but she is not effective and full of excuses.

I want to apply as a mod here. remote Job is for me Sir

seunny4lif:
Stayed there for few months But it’s long time ago

Okay thought you're still there

seunny4lif:
No jooor
Na the stupid autocorrect write now instead of not

better ooo...na Senegal u dey

Elzazzi:
I will be very short and precise on this one and I really need help. I am in my late 20s and the current relationship I have with my fiance is hitting the rocks because I don't even last up to 10 seconds during sex(yes, it's that bad). We have been together for awhile now, but these days I can really see she is really frustrated at me. Anytime we make love, I end up being ashamed. Please I want someone to help me out a permanent solution. Thanks as I await responses from meaningful NLers.

Yhu dey drink beer? if yhu dey drink beer I get remedy for yhu

Maryjane001:
Good evening N/Landers,
I was amongst hundreds of people that participated on a giveaway promo done by a popular actor,Kenneth Okonkwo.
Laptops and plama TVs would be shared amongst his fans randomly. I participated in it on two occasions. The first occasion didn't work out. The second one which happened on 13th May was what I received a reply on 14th but didn't get to read it till yesterday.
I was shocked to see the message because I never thought I would even qualify and also scared to know if it was real or not. Tried checking the email he used to send me the message and it is the same thing with the one on his Facebook page.
Today I called this Tebira guy who is in charge of waybilling the stuffs. He asked for my location and the code I was given. I told him everything. Then he said I have to come to their office in Abuja to get the items or pay 12k if i want it delivered to my place in Enugu.
Asked if he could accept payment in delivery, he said he only accepts half payment which is 6k. Told him to send me the address later on.
So guys is this real or not?. Cuz I m super scared that it might be a scam and would want to forfeit it. Even the Tebira guy told me to forfeit it if I think it is a scam.
Below is the message Kenneth Okonkwo sent to me four days ago.

N:B - I 'm sorry if you feel it's wrong I posted it on this section, I felt here is where I can get advise from the right people.
Also Mods should push to front page so people can be aware of this. Many people could have been scammed by this guys all in the guise of giveaway.

na scam

seunny4lif:
How did EFCC knows someone is a yahoo boy
All they just go around and when they see someone with a laptop and a car then boom a yahoo boy because that’s now how it’s works in Senegal

Same method in Senegal right

Kingbenn:
A big congratulations to her but wetin she dey think before? Imagine giving birth at age 50, if she die tomorrow now, Nah who go nurture the baby People self.


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Nobody should come for me oh

person wey born at 21 no die abi

1Alex:
Google pixel 3xl ₦320k. November 2018.

I will give it out soon as the spirit leads. The touch sensor is cracked but operates well with no issues. costs about 50k to replace it.

Whenever the spirit directs me, I can waybill it to any location in Nigeria to any Nairalander.

We are ready to receive it

Naughtysex:
Okay
but the baby leg resemble wizkid's leg

I no knw ooo

Naughtysex:
No be Ankara clothes be that?
she bi Yoruba or Igbo?

Beyonce no b Nigerian...check her videos u go see Ankara

osuofia2:
CAMPBELL THAT YEAR, HOW TIMES FLY

na ur neighbor?

donbachi:
see as the baby legs be like wizkid legs...congrats.

I b wait for person to mention wizkid... uhm

GIANTPLUSHUB:
Camera shy and she's always happily set in front of camera. Tell me another thing joor

Camera shy na hin make me loose interest ooo...person wey dey act b4 now dey talk camera shy

Annoms:
I'll try to make this short.

Yesterday I was having a conversation with my fiancée about my mum's suggestion about how to go about our wedding which is scheduled to take place Jan next year. My mum suggested that we do both trad and white wedding on the same day to cut cost. She opined that we do the white wedding in the morning and hold the traditional marriage as a reception in the afternoon. I pretty much see reasons from her perspective considering the harsh economic condition in Nigeria.

I was relating this to my fiancée yesterday in a phone call, when she flared up and said I should have consulted her to seek her opinion on this marriage arrangement before going to my family to seek theirs because I said my mum's advise seems okay.

What I deduce from her plight was that she wants the trad marriage at the village (south-east) while the white at the town where we base (South-West). That was what I initially wanted but due to high inflation in the land, I'm actually tilting towards my mum advise because I can't go bankruptcy just because I want to satisfy her. Why not use a stone to kill two birds?

She wants a cream-de-la-cream kind of wedding but she's not ready to assist financially to make that happen. (she's an awaiting corper)

I told her that the cost of transportation and lodging people from the village (hers and mine) to the city for our white marriage alone is gulping about 500/600k. That's transportation & lodging alone ooo.. I'll now spend if not x2 of what I spent on trad for white.. Why not just do everything in the village and move on with our lives? We can actually have it in the village and it will still be all nice and glamourous.

She said she wants to have a say in how her marriage will look like. Her imput is welcomed. But if she still insist on having the white wedding and not putting finances into consideration. I'm thinking that she want the white wedding on the city because of her friends who will attend which is not enough reason to go bankruptcy for.

It was a heated argument yesterday. We both went to bed angrily and not in talking terms till now

Pls advice accordingly. Thanks

I hope your wife is not a liability.

chival:
You have a decent command of the English language, and for that, I commend you. However, you don't say "jean". It's either you say a pair of jeans or you just say jeans. It works the same way as trousers or scissors.

Appluadise