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Okay ooo

Juliusmalema:
Mine happened in 2015, how God saved me from believing Buhari's lies during his campaign for President

He opened my eyes and I saw the lies through him and today may his name be praised for revelation..

I am grateful to almighty forever.

He is a great God...

We are together

Jakumo:
To buy a new phone sim in Nigeria, the new procedure is simple.

1. Make a deposit of just $1000 USD to the nearest police station in your local government.

2. Submit the ownership documents of your car and your house.

3. Tender the VERIFIED address of your first-born child's school or university.

4. Sign over your farm to cattle herding terrorists.

7. Submit recent photographs of your entire family.

8. Allow your wife or girlfriend to spend 7 nights with the sim card vendor, for verification purposes.

9. Sign a written undertaking to be of good behavior for the next ten years.

10. Produce a court affidavit that you have NO objection to the above 9 conditions.

God breast Nigeria.

ur government go bad ooo with policy

I believe in God...Love is my religion

emmanueloparinde:
Pls should I still continue this work I work in an hotel for 24 hours and they pay me 20 thousand a month with one and half day off

dem dey provide ur meal?

angelEmade:
this iyabo ojo's own is too much. what exactly is her problem??
people like this lady always end up in bigger mess. To think that they practice the same profession....aiish. We all condemn the man but it is another dimension of hatred and unkindness to mankind if you are trying to cash out from the fall or fallout of your own neighbour. Seeking clouts, hurling out uncut words...
the internet never forgets.

It is another dimension of hatred and unkindness to mankind if you are trying to cash out from the fall or fallout of your own neighbour. Yhu have a good heart

AmgMakanaki:
similar case. My own Na when I Dey come back from Ghana via border cos of covid, we gat sneak pass through the river bank. Omoo. Person when carry my bag begin Dey run fast. I come Dey follow am like say dem tie me rope... lol, when we reach one place. He say make I bring my money come outside make ee help me fold am cos of those people when go search us. As I remove money make I do am myself, Na so him drag am from my hand run. Chai. I no fit see cry cry

dis one funny ooo...u for tell am make e no worry to hear wetin e go talk

Dj real the emir of alaba

Dreyton36:
Computer village na we home
For Otigba street na there we they push the funds of buying our boys pc to bomb more ...

As at 2015 I go buy london used blackberry bold5
That time if you get bold 5 you fit nack all area babes
Naim I buy finish con enter bus under bridge outside computer village

One tall fair busty slim girl , very beautiful with a glowing skin come enter bus
Unto say me no they use eye see babe wey fair con gather big breast join , naim I hop in oo
I pass her go sit down near window seat while she dey centre
This fine babe con open laps down o, and my gbola con react straight unto say her bobby full like Nigeria problem

I put the bold 5 inside my pocket where our laps join together
I con they use my other blackberry touch 2 take chat for 2go
As a bad sharp guy I observe say this babe they put hand for my pocket o
The thin sef shock me say, how this kind fine babe go they do this kind thing
But base on say me no too dey rush things , I do like say I no see her and bus don move already lol

Naim we dey go o, the bus location na for people wey they go , Maryland, ojota, mile12
The cross bag wey she carry her new samsung phone they inside unzipped

Naim me sef kpake her own samsung , sharp guy no be thief na
When we con reach (Pekass, na club for ikeja) she dey tell driver say she wan come down , driver say he no dey refund money , she say no problem say she forget something, meanwhile I know wetin she dey try do lol

Naim she come down o, naim I tell her say
"Babe if you don return my bold 5, I go return your samsung she shock
She con dey run follow the bus
Naim I shout from afar say if she need am make she come ojota , I mention the street and house number

Omo like play she come ojota bc na her personal phone and when I weigh the phone E go reach 170k as at then
Omo she come ojota naim I nack her in different corners
I calm down nack her like person wey don make am for life
She still use her money buy me beer and weed join
And I make sure say I suck that breast like say my life depend on am


Lights up my kpoli in peace

u bad ooo...sharp guy

uhm

Dreyton36:
E go shock you to see say na one black Nigeria man in texas go be the highest bidder
Set awon ogboni wire wire
Steady dropping
Steady updates

In Erigga's voice , man wey like your way naim go show u way , oluwa me i want more cashout , this daily $50k no do me

Anyway make una bring una u.s, canada banks come for shooting make sallah day red like white olosho puna



Lights up my kpoli in peace

make I get ur connect

tizzdi:
have always been the wealthy one, from my dad and also influential from my mum’s.
when ladies get close to me, first thing they do is to try and prove to me that they aren’t here cos of my “money” money way i no get na my papa get am lol, its quite comical though.
but in all i really did feel they loved me just for who i am though.

Do u knw any travel agencies?

GeneralPula:
Yeah..

When I still dey school, I met this rich lady on mobofree. The lady spoilt me with both sex and money. if she touch down for ma school then, every gooddamnn bills are on her. She was always moving with cash in her bag 300k, 400k

She took a very good care of me then damn!! I never commot school but she don already plan my life after school for me - (a good job). I was really getting along with her until she wanted me to give her belle!

Ahh, belle bawo! Na wetin cause kasala between us be that..

She now lives in Uk ... for say I give her belle then, my first born go don be 8-9years now!

I for don give am belle if I b yhu...

I wonder o

To copy this bet press this

blazepascal:
if 5k is not too small for you


tell me 353 reasons why you need this money

to pay for everybody wey dey canteen

DestroyEvil:
I pity people like you!!! Some years ago during the time of Success Digest era, na so one guy called Anthony did advert that he would train people to make Millions through Google AdSense (was still hotcake then). He lures them to gay Cyber Cafe at Ajegunle where only gays do all-night Browsing. All that entered the trap were raped during the overnight browsing. I entered the Trap but sensed when normal people started hurrying out around 11:00pm because they lock the Compound gate by 11:30 till following morning. Also, all the monitors displayed gay men having sex. Some fools would still pretend to be wiser than God and chill there, immediately told Anthony that I wanted to by Malaria drugs opposite. He so frantically persuaded that I don't need medicine, till he later followed me in the name of helping to choose the best. On getting there I told him if he doesn't disappear from my front I'll kill him. He didn't even argue.

This one tough

Xenry:
Ignore that female commenter above.

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Imagine giving a girl money for sex that she will even enjoy more than you, it sucks, but guys keep doing it and I'm not cool with it.

Girls enjoy the sh*t most and they are still complaining

BeautyO:
The moment you ask a woman for sex you're a rapist

We are both enjoying bthe s*X buh not the money together

Cerebellum:
..and you're talking in the nonsense
You go soon learn
#sayno to igbo!

I'm not a drug addict

Omo

OP is talking in the rubbish

Swizbank:
Lol, no Nah. I need advice on how to approach.

you're a joker

Uyi168:
.. As usual, religious people with their confusions and frustrations..
BTW, was riri trying to write in pidgin there??
And her boobbs too con make sense..

Jamaican language

Starcrest1:
The Nigerian system always finds a way to stress people. How can people be suffering like this because of ordinary NIN. This is appalling.

This ain't brilliant........

Reason I never registerd FOR NIN. NO BRILLIANT IDEA FROM THEM

She Don DEY twerk on instagram b that...post her I. G USERNAME FOR US

No b lies o... lol

It's okay

paulolee:
understanding christainity is more important than trying to explain it..
was in a church in my state last year, and noticed sometin...
after the normal 2 offerings, the sunday sermon and calling out of first
timers, the pastor did a special call for seed sowing..
he asked people with 500k upwards to come out for special blessings
n few came out, he letter reduced it to 100k n above n more came out
n ended up in 50k n above and seriously prayed n anointed those rich
members..
what pissed me off was when he said "the rest of your with less than
50k should come and drop whatever you have, the lord needs to bless
u more so you your level can be upgraded" and people were rushing to
go and sow seed to get upgraded...
I angrily took my bible n left the church n blessed the northern begger i
saw near the church with 1k and both of us were happy..
am still thinking If some Christians are reading their bible at all..

Omo, I Don see this b4 ooo