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fuckingAyaya:
The girls moaning "jesus jesus" did jesus arrested them ? Truly our God is a merciful God

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NwekeUG:
https://igberetvnews.com/1364244/kingtblakhoc-arrested-using-ifa-worshippers-item-shoot-porn-movie-photos/

Who is infamous?

UndauntedYOCA:
Carryover in UI? It would have been crazy! Anyways, I almost had one in 200 level sha, GES 104 (SCIENCE, INDUSTRY AND MANKIND), hmph, I read and read and read but I barely understood it lol, I believe I had 43 in that course. Lol, narrow escape and the following year pass mark was increased to 45 in UI. Oh yea, one French language course like that. It was 400 level and the then HOD of Modern European Studies (prof Aiyeleru the only handsome man with tribal marks I know of) took us on grammaire, baba travelled and asked Dr Iniola (not real name sha) to set exam questions for us, of course we all prepared for grammaire na and because we knew it was Dr Iniola who had been asked to set and invigilate the exam as a grammaire lecturer we had to prepare extra hard (I never even had 7 points in his course all through my stay in school, chai!). Anyways sha, hmph, that's how the slated date came oooo, exam was in Faculty of Arts LLT, maka why na? We were only 14 students so why large lecture theater nitori Olorun (for the love of God)? Okay na, we prepared for it so no shaking! Baba oya share the answer booklets and exam paper na, he did oooo, hmph I think I must have been one of the last to have been one of the last persons to have been handed the question paper because I can vividly remember how others had paused for a long while looking like they were trying to decode some stuff, hmph make e no be wetin I dey reason o because I normally am the worst in grammaire (give me la littérature, l'histoire, la culture et civilisation, l'archéologie ou bien l'anthropologie and trust me to ace thème! But GRAMMAIRE IS MY NIGHTMAIRE). Anyways, I finally got handed the exam booklet and guess what?! I was faced with an entirely different thing, I've forgotten the course but lemme give an example, it's like reading for chemistry only for you to be faced with geology. Hmph, even Marie (not real name) who was Beninoise and one of the best couldn't even answer any question until about 30 minutes later then how much more a complete Nigerian? Hmph, I'm sure I must have spent 1 hour out of the 2 hours 30 minutes trying to understand the questions and why the wrong questions had been set in a grammaire course. Anyways, right there and then (and the second time after GES 104) I knew I had really failed and would be carrying over the course. No one smiled out of the exam hall that day, no single soul! I even heard some of my course mates went to Chapel of Resurrection to pray. Me, I jejely went home (my uncle's) to go inform them of my unavoidable failure and carry over, make we no waste time. Ahan, I never carried over any course na for my final year I wan come fail carry over a course? Which of my Ijebu people followed me to the exam hall? Lol. Anyways sha, upon the arrival of prof Aiyeleru in second semester, in one class held like that, he informed us that we'd have to write a test because if we didnt, then we were all bound to have an extra year, ah! As expected, lol, that's how we sat for another test and I managed to have maybe 3 or 4 points out of 7 points sha. Oouuuufffff, devil is a liar!!! I no go be first person to carryover a course in my family.
I almost didn't graduate self because I was terribly ill while writing my project (wrote my project on the hospital bed in Jaja). That one is story for another day! I repeat, DEVIL IS A LIAR, LOL!

Well done MA!

CAPSLOCKED:
BECAUSE MEN'S EGO WILL MAKE THEM FEEL 2K IS SMALL MONEY. EVEN IF HE IS JOBLESS AND POOR HE WILL BORROW OR CARRY CONCRETE AT A SITE JUST TO BE ABLE TO PROVIDE THE 2K FOR HIS "WE'RE JUST FRIENDS".

IF SHE REQUESTS SAME 2K FROM 20 SHIT MEN IN A WEEK SHE'LL DEFINITELY GET REPLIES FROM 10 MEN AT LEAST, WITH SOME OF THESE FOLKS SENDING MORE THAN REQUESTED JUST TO PLEASE HER AND BOOST THEIR CHANCES OF GETTING LAID ONE DAY.

IF YOU LINK UP ALL THESE 2K SHE HAS BAGGED YOU'LL DISCOVER HOW MUCH SHE MAKES FROM THE "I NEED A FAVOR" BUSINESS.

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mishB:
My phone is saying your device has failed verification and may not start properly.
please download recovery image with correct signature and disable verified boot.
your device will reboot in 5 seconds. What's the solution please?

All you have to do now is to flash the phone.

Keep on making record. it's a goal for you

Ghost8889:
I don't know about girls/women, But I have noticed that some boys/men loss interest in a girl/woman after they have s*x with her...

For me I think that the reason might be that: "Sex is the highest level of exploration between a man and a woman, and anyone that crosses that boundary without legal access (Through marriage), may never returned to normal (i.e having the same feeling of love)"


Tell us your experience and why you think people change after sex, drop your comments below ,

Because everything is not about sex.

Dentmoyin:
Wearing of waistbeads should be abolished, my friend is under a spell, anytime he argues with his girlfriend and she touches her waist beads, my guy will just accept whatever she says. please how can he break free from the spell?

Tell your guy about it

I will, even teach my children how to surf NAIRALAND.

Denique:
Awwwwn...my ovaries o...chai!

Yhu want to conceive

anastasius:
Stay away from Nigerian women and girls. They have nothing to offer.

My Nigerian dad married my European mom and life is good. He warned me against Nigerian women but I didn't listen. Now I'm suffering from it.
Nigerian women will wreck you. And those lesbians forming feminism are fake.
Any man that support feminism is a Simpleton. Most of them are gays. Only gay men support feminism.
You have been warned

NOTED*I prefer white heads over them.

Osondi Owendi...Ozo till d last day.

NCAN911:
Hello house don't mind my grammar pls!

There's problem in the house! We have been having problem with our toilet for a while now but we received a shock after find out what the problem is....

My uncle is 44 and his wife is 34 with 1 kid (girl) they just celebrated 2 years anniversary. My uncle spend most of the time at the shop. He sells spare parts and automobile, he never knew and will never believe that his wife brings another man home (who she has once introduced to me as his cousin) ... FastFWD

Two weeks now we have been finding it hard to flush toilet because the water is moving .... My uncle called a plumber yesterday, the plumber had to call my uncle to show him what the problem is.. To our surprise its A condom and one of them is still fresh with some sperm inside...

My uncle was surprised because he said he never used it on her since they got married ... He just built the house which is not even up to 1year... Now their marriage is on the line of collapsing, I like the wife very well because she is kind and generous she buys me latest things like phones shoes shirts... I don't know how to contribute to the issues because I am just a boy boy.

What if the condom was used by the labourers when they were working

MyVILLAGEpeople:
I can bet with my two balls that you can never reject such amount. Forget all these your preaching for this forum.

The money is too much now. they might kill � � the man for the money. That is a maturity intelligent

Wah shiiiii

Crieff:
Atalanta ko, rodolanta ni
Looool

U b thug

Bofoy4:
Fellow nairalanders pls i need una advice on this matter, I caught my pastor having sex with a fellow corper. I am a Corp member currently serving in one of the northern state, I attended Ecwa church on my arrival to the ppa but due to language barrier cos I don't understand Huasa I decided to switch to living faith church, we are only two myself and a female colleague by April this year my pastor start dating my female colleague, he visit often and a times stayed till night, they will eat together and even watch movie together till 11pm
I didn't mind at first so not to be tag jealous but I was always baffled when he come around for visit as the lady in question is engaged and the pastor is also aware of that. To shorten the story. On Thursday last week I left her in the lodge ( corpers Lodge) as early as 7:30am for school for waec things suddenly NEPA gave light I and one other staff from the school came back to charge phone I was shock to the marrow seeing my pastor having with my female colleague inside her room. Pls I'm mad, I'm confused what should I do. This is not ajoke it real
I need advice should I inform her man or let other church members know whatsup ??

It's not a new thing my sister. have you heard of a preacher man HOW HE WAS PREACHING ON SUNDAYs Vs HOW HE WAS LIVING MONDAYs...Just look away

Preciousgirl:
Yesterday, I sent my male friend a harmless MISSING YOU message on WhatsApp around 6PM. At around 8 pm, I received a call from his wife with insults, calling me Ashawo. I didn't utter a single word because I meant no harm at all. My friend called this morning to apologise on his wife's behalf; is such a message too strange?

It's goof to be emotional mature� send it to me. I will surely appreciate

ArewaOduduwaBia:
Wetin come concern me for this information wey u come de tell me?

tell your pple to tell their pple to show a merchant a used phone before they buy it. actually I'm a merchant. �

Based on logistics

prodigyy:
Some parts of gowon estate, egbeda..


Any location can experience flooding if there is poor drainage systems and porous soil.

years back...na like two times I pack water for egbeda Lagos...it was a result of poor drainage and porous soil

StacyO:
I couldn't help but laugh

Just get your own personal clippers to avoid stories that touch

E get one barber wey i tell I want Drake hairstyle. I show am for phone... na so e draw nonsense for my head...I no fit cry that day �

emaxjey:
10. ADD YOUR OWN NUMBER 10


Reference: @dj_peejay Twitter


Cc. Lalasticlala

Yhu didn't mention hungry wolf barber. na your money e go use buy food. e go just barb nonsense

On top my #40 sachet toothpaste. Money must be made...Poverty die die die

Beverlyjean:
Whenever he says, he does
Messi power no de this category

I heart yhu �

Mbdovey:
Marrying a Nigerian is good to me. My thought though

Are you from Canada?

You can become a successful diaper distributor.