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Which kind of parents raised dis wan na! Sixteen years old and he’s already a sexual deviant!!

Peter Obi own na welcome, dis wan na I surrender Oga mace thief! Photocopy ko easy....

The first Oba of Lagos was a prince of the Bini empire known as Prince Ado. Interestingly, the people of Onitsha take their heritage from the Bini empire, and the actual name of Onitsha is Onicha-Ado! Nigerians have more in common than the differences political/sectarian opinions always want to highlight!

....“Why are you turning the service into a campaign? Stop instigating us against other denominations!"


The game is over once the people stand up!

Why would you even think any sensible Nigerian woman would take a marriage proposal from you serious when you haven’t even started acting responsibly yourself?? Firstly, your small change from the crypto business makes you think you’re a price catch for all women, and nothing is farther from the truth! I have previously in times past said this, that the foundation of a happy marriage is not love but understanding! Your girl understands that you can be a lot more presentable to her family if you show a little more stability. Bold of you to even assume it’s okay to ask someone who was not born into a one room tenement to consent to be married into one! Dude real life is not a Disney movie, grow up!

christianjoy:
Am gonna tour around Africa soon

What’s stopping you from starting now?? No education like traveling my broda!

This your Amadioha needs to share his haircut plug.

When you’re past your prime, you need somfin extra if you must remain in the conversation. Both the televised slap and the verbal jabs are all meant to keep them earning with their molding careers! If you don’t get this now, don’t worry, you will as you get older!

A homosexual and the person that picked the six hundred & fifty Naira that fell out of my pocket yesternight are both going to the same hell. 😌

Being a hero doesn’t always mean one can fly. Sometimes it is the little things that we do when it is most needed that makes you the hero. This woman’s determination to perform her civic duty even at the risk of her life, shows how much Nigerians are desperate for good governance. The election tribunal needs to bear in mind that at the moment, there is little public confidence in the judiciary. Whatever verdict they eventually arrive at will either make or mar their arm of government in Nigeria. An accomplice cannot turn around to play the victim when the consequences of his actions begin to unfold.

"If you must bear your excellency, the process by which you arrive there must be excellent!" - Peter Obi (the people’s choice)

Men without honor cannot build an honorable society. The elections are free and fair, it is the people that want you, so why are you killing??

Emmy909:
I thought nigeria will burn, that nigeria una call zoo, and all people there are animals, Obi and it's brothers don't need to fight for zoo

Karma is a bitch

This is karma. The fool with the gun is you.

As they say, "politics is just a game." But what kind of game is INEC Nigeria playing when the referee decides to change the rules midway in the game?? This egungun dancing on the expressway has sown the wind, and will reap the whirlwind if not careful!

News filtering in from PU 020 Bourdilon is not looking good for the emilokan crooner too!

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I guess by now y’all heard the scores in the backyard of a certain different town hall, the landlord just got whupped on his backside!

Are those voters or Corper attachés to polling units? INEC has always been remiss at providing accommodations for corpers attached to its polling units. Na "youths the clarion call obey" dem dey use scam people shildren every election! Mosquito go bite u tire, people will accuse u ignorantly and in extreme cases attack u! But this particular election that Obi will win soon, go shock 'em all!

The man seems to take exception to anything Igbo. His body language reeks of arrogance at having his words doubted. But I see his hunger for the presidential powers has taught him a little self control. Unfortunately we’re not deceived! The brief moments his anger leaks out at being questioned by people he considers inferior is enough time to see that he is not a suitable candidate for the presidency, so I’m still gonna vote Obi!

Clown that did not see the coronavirus or the resultant global lockdown is here with another story! It’s his voice but you don’t need an earpiece to hear Atiku’s money doing the talking!

Gombe LP chairman did not say a word when volunteers with their own personal money went into rural areas to sensitize the people since last year, but he expects to stretch out his hands now and be given money for doing next to nothing! It’s not too late to decamp & enjoy the new Nigeria from the sidelines like ur mates before you. Dis guy actually thought "we no dey give shi-shi" na just lyrics!

In less than 24hrs, we either renew our compact plus subscription to suffering & smiling or free ourselves from the perennial PDAPC maladministration. And this Op is still campaigning with tales by moonlight, eyah! Oga eme gi voom na anya... e go soon clear for their eye!!

Choice made by stakeholders no get name? Oga stop disguising abi is Wike afraid to speak out again??

tsephanyah:
The greatest things that ever happened to this Earth are Babylon, Egypt, Greek, UK, US, and Nigeria


Awesome

Nigerian people and not Nigeria! The country is fc*k’d but if you’re Nigerian, you need some accolades just for being born here in this time!

BATified2023:
u igbos care about social media madness but tinubu don’t care

He cares about what is on ground

Lol! If he really cared about what’s on ground he’d have handed the party ticket to Osinbajo instead of making a mockery of the whole process with his public gaffes!

And they say Obama wasn’t black enough, but forget that if he was he’d probably have been dead or in the Big House instead of the White House! Akata ndi ala!!

His eyes still look hunted, the pain of the last World Cup has lessened but not gone entirely. Al Nassr just bought him for the photo ops nothing more! A lion meowing like a pussycat, our goat is now a sheep! Oh what a wicked world! Let’s hear from Ada Anambra, pls what do you have to say....

Someone needs to advice Mr Kenyatta to go along with a face mask when he meets with the old bat from Iragbiji. It is not yet uhuru for that one’s anal sphincter!

SHIVA001:
Una no get work, Always quick to push negative news when it comes to Tinubu.

You’d prefer the negative news to come after the elections when you can’t do anything to change it for another four years?? It’s okay to carry handicap on a game in bet9ja, but not when the stakes are the futures of over 200 million already traumatized people!

ImperialYoruba:
I believe no ibo anywhere. But until verification proves him right, ibo statement is taken with a grain of salt.

Interesting.... how do you now verify what Simon Ekpa is also saying, is he not Igbo too??

The only leader the Igbo race wants as of today is Peter Obi and not one batified ekpa! If you still want your Biafra, feel free to join Ekpa in Finland and see if you will smell a share of the Tinubu’s money in his hands!

Mummy Daddy ke?? . Four years as governor and the only thing he has to campaign with is obsolete bank notes, what a shame! The only positive about Ogun State is that LASTMA cannot chase me beyond a certain point, opari!

fuckingAyaya:
Omo see holding midfielder

Holderness & Lambert!