₦airaland Forum

It’s getting harder and harder for even them to keep track of all their lies!

No matter how it is explained to a Yoruba man, he can never understand the dedication needed to be successful as an Igbo trader! The SW’ner has mastered the art of appearing wealthy even with no funds in his account, while the SE’ner does not care about appearances as long as he is actually wealthy! You see those young boys always hanging around the market popularly known as 'osó afia boys', the little change from each transaction they facilitate is not spent but saved, that is the secret of the Igbo trader! Pocket no be show-glass my guy, no be everybody wen sabi name of motor fit buy am! And for the record, the son of a supermarket owner in the early 80s is not the same as the son of a petty trader, you’d have to be a millennium kid to not know that!

Umahi must be totally out of touch with reality to think health is not important in our choice of candidates. A major cause of the slump in our economy can be traced to our current ever ailing President who never seems to be aware of the plight of Nigerians because he spends more time in hospitals abroad, getting stoned from drug overload, than doing the job he was elected for!

"And the trees kept on voting for the axe in the forest elections because they thought he was one of them, until all the forest had been felled by the axe!"

It never ceases to amaze how erstwhile sagacious individuals have suddenly taken leave of their senses to gulp down poison just because it is being served in their tribal glass. This election is not a contest between the Yoruba & the Igbo, but a struggle to save the soul of this nation! Sleep they say is the cousin of death moreso for an octogenarian. If the sleeping chairman does not wake one day, is Shettima a competent replacement? It took a century for the first 10 million people to be connected by analogue telephone and just 10 years by digital for the next 1 billion! At the pace the world is moving, are u ready to gamble another decade of ur life on a wrong choice again?? No matter how blunt a cutlass appears to be, it should never be given to a mad man!

Stop reasoning like a kid, this is an election year. Political alliances are not made for tarring of roads, but for a strong negotiating position at the table were power and influence is shared! It’s been seven and half years, how come it’s now that ure just noticing that the road has not been tarred??

Seun this your occasional twitter outbursts are becoming a bit embarrassing for us in NL.

I thought @ was all about bad news before??

Shebi ona see wetin all these OBIdients don cause now, this bike don dey carry me dey go where I nor know!

Impossible, after our ECA has been depleted with the APC phantom infrastructures??

I will not say anything till Manchester United wins. But make dem first break that Haarland leg for first half, that guy na goal scoring beast!

"He said he was expecting his girlfriend to come but unfortunately she disappointed him and he was already high. When the girl banged into his room, he seized the opportunity to forcibily penetrate her."

Oga, na only ur friend dey high ni?? Abeg gerara here wii that shii! It wasn’t a spur of the moment thing, neither do I believe that that is the first time the little girl is entering his room. So if his mother had been the first to barge into his room, he’d have jumped her too?? Oga rape is not a random thing, the victims are selected by the perpetrators based on their sexual fantasies. If the perp likes big nyash, there is no way he’ll attack a girl with big breasts and flat nyash! Your guy eye don dey that small girl body since, and he made sure he won her trust enough to give her confidence that she could safely enter his room. Instead of being embarrassed for him, u should be concerned with how a young girl’s innocence has been stolen in such a brutal manner! Her family can never look at her the same way again, because in Nigeria no matter how much they say sorry, in a small corner of their heart many will still blame that little girl for what was in no way her fault! Since ur guy only knows how to "seize opportunity" for rape instead of making money, he doesn’t deserve to be in civilized society! Buy him some soap so that he can drop it in the jail bathhouse to understand the trauma of forced sex!

Spiritual Mopol, don’t focus on your own heavenly race, be there looking at other people’s dress sense. The same bible says God is always on the lookout for those whose hearts are turned towards Him, and not those who come to church in hijab!

Electricity! Vibez on a frequency yeah!!


Oya in Davido’s voice; 'shakie shakie shakie emilokan, I feel ur urchins vibration!'

Yes, infrastructure that Niger another country has benefited more than the entire SE of his own country! No fulani bigot will ever smell authority in this land again as the history of this eight year reign of terror will never be forgotten! Go back and worship as u like in ur futajalloh, Nigeria is not & will never be for extremists!

Michelle70:
who is that lady at the top right corner?

Mrs. Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti

Quick question for his excellency, do you think any of those people on that wall would have allowed someone as bloodthirsty as Shettima to be a running mate their Party’s flag bearer??

People down South have little to no knowledge on how difficult it is being a Christian in the north. A simple act like going to Sunday service in the South requires real faith in the north. A speeding car approaching a church building in the north, is enough to cause a stampede as people jostle to escape in fear! When u factor in the marginalization even in education, u begin to get a small inkling of how offensive that muslim-muslim ticket is to the Christian in the north! But very foolish individuals like Amoda who are only interested in their personal ambitions even while on a sickbed don’t care if the whole country is overrun by terrorists so long as they get that power to do nothing but steal money that they can’t take to the grave! There will always be those with high sounding titles in church that are not Christians at heart. History is littered with their calamitous ends.

Laggafin:
Why make him look bit younger in de coin.. he's an old KiNG.. period

See wahala, is it your old age??

Signing of the peace accord is on the official INEC calendar schedule, so which wan is the excuse that he received an invite late, it did not originate this year na! All their excuses since have been so unintelligent, what’s wrong with the people in this party sef!

Those pictured with torn parachutes na NA sacrifice ni?? Na laugh bandits & terrorists go just dey laugh as dem dey watch this video! Which soldier go gree follow ona jump again?? Abeg make ona dey look before ona leap, if at all!

Almost two & half decades in the red chamber and he still ended up a rubber stamp senate president, I’m glad his people rejected him! I guess this puts to bed the myth that Tinubu knows how to select the right people for the right roles. Abi is it not this man that Tinubu & his wife Remi fought Saraki tooth & nail for four years to install as SP? In what way has his supervision of the NASS been of benefit to Nigeria??

Urheadmaster:
sowere is seeking for attention

Is his question not a valid one, is the APC presidential candidate banking on plausible deniability by claiming not to have personally signed any peace accord and intends to use violence when he loses next year? Nigerians already know that the political party that invited foreign terrorists to cause mayhem during the run up to the 2015 polls. If their intentions are to continue with that strategy, it is the average Nigerian that’ll chase them and their families all out of this nation. Nigeria must work again in dis our lifetime!

Political party allegiance in Nigeria is as constant as our epileptic national power grid, so why would anyone be paid a whopping N28 million as housing allowance when it is not civil service??

Warri rally can hold, Okowa doesn’t reside there. But he’ll not happily give leave to a million people rubbing his opponent’s popularity in his face and keep quiet. All diz chuldren no gud o, ona bin want make the man sleep for night kon dey see Obi dey pursue am for dream??

I’m not donating to a Party that has been so lax in promoting the strongest candidate it has ever fielded since it was founded in Nigeria. Common rally pics their social media handler will not post well, instead he’ll keep posting wrong pics and generating controversy for Obi upandan, and they’ll not sub him. Let them contract the same people that ran the EndSARS campaign to set up and manage a Gofundme account for our contributions, then I’ll gladly donate to the cause.

Housing allowance bawo! Since Party membership don turn civil service, will their pension & gratuity be withheld if they decamp too?? And this is the party that is promising to stop government wastage..... jokers!

I am reminded of that childhood poem about the days of the week. Saturday child is loving & giving, Sunday child is full of grace, Wednesday child is full of woes, chai! . This Wednesday really came with lotsa woeful tidings sha. BukkaHut killed himself, now this! Ain’t no gangstas living in paradise, see you when you get there OG. RIP to Coolio, we’ll all die one day!

Whynotthetruth:
Shatap and chest the consequences of your choice and words...

This damage control measure may NOT actually work as it's coming a bit too late...

Ihedioha simply made his return to governorship in Imo state tougher with his hands...

Tougher abi next to impossible?

He needs to goan take up gainful employment or farming because his political choices just ended his political career!

Here’s another one!

Buhari - Tax
Amoda - we will tax.
Atiku - we will tax.
Obi - you can’t have over 100 million people living below the poverty line and be talking about taxing them!

He said dis himself abi through another spokesman? Whenever we actually see the Agbado master speaking, all we hear is Cassava-Ewa-Garri-Agbado....

There are no States in the North with more than one urban center which is mostly in the State’s capital. Compare that to the number of States in the south with multiple urban areas and you’ll begin to understand what Mr. Aribisala is saying. They’ll tell you that the North is mostly polygamous because of their religion, so more wives more childbirths. But polygamy is not exclusive to the north, as almost everyone I know in this Lagos is as polygamous in nature as Mansa Musa including the faithfully married! Incidentally, the mortality rate in the North is way higher than the South due to the same religion/culture they allude to. So with a higher mortality rate, poor healthcare belief system & insecurity, is it ghosts that increase their population in that north every year?? With every advantage imaginable that has been given to the North politically since 1954, it is only their elite like local village witches that has been pressing their own people down!

hisgrace090:
What an irritating statement?

irritating & arrogant!

In dis Bihar economy, who go kon repair am na??