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So prayer warrior = saint?? . Puhlease give me a break!!

I know some who prayed before a trip and never got there, and those who don’t even believe in divinity that got to their destinations without the agency of prayer. Most things we pray and seek spiritual support for are things that governments of developed countries have already answered. And guess what, they’re not even as religious as we are here because wisdom is profitable to the wise. That last bit was from the Bible too! Abi u pray reach Myles Munroe that died with his family in a plane crash? Don’t put God in ur moral box, His love is neither conditional nor transactional!

This wan is just performing for a slice of Atiku’s money, this time in public with a mic in his hands. It’d have made more sense if he performed one of his old hits!

Oga, you have gone to England to harass Buhari out of London. You have gone to France to do same. How bout you put your money where your mouth is and come down to Nigeria to lead those you’re advising to disobey gun wielding fanatics in support of Atiku na! Reno is giving challenge from abroad asif the Nigerian govt exiled him. Oga na ur country be dis, come down to market square and quit playing at Kemi from a safe distance. If you can come and lead the rally on Tuesday, I as a Nigerian youth will join you to support Atiku!

Igbo man, even in romance e still dey reason 'productivity & progress!' Why anyone would choose to reject that for 'business as usual' is a question only students of psychiatry can answer!

Here’s a challenge for 'em, pause the hate on other Africans for a bit! Alayé double ur hustle, not the excuses on why ure broke! Immigrant hustlers are everywhere on earth, ona own no different!

It’s a really big world made smaller by the internet. Her life her opinions, e no suppose concern anybody apart from busybodies! However, if any that has received healing through his ministry can’t speak up, na me go kon begin dey form defender of the universe for hia??

robinso01:
Biko wetin dem dey give portable?

Rechargeable ring light!

Asari has only ever fought for his own pocket, Tompolo still fights to defend his people.... and his pocket too! The only difference is that one is loud (not even Canadian sef ) while the other moves in silence. And empty barrels make what??....

So you recharged ur phone battery and data to coman complain in the market square about house wives gossip in ur compound?? Why on God’s green earth will a man’s problem be any of this u wrote up there or ours?? If u don’t know what to do, go out and watch la liga till late, then come back and boink ur wife till she’s too tired to walk or talk! Do it for the next three market days and ur wife will only have u on her mind instead of gossip. BTW be like say u too na gossip too, why would u put up ur neighbor’s name on SM??

Shoot ur shot shoot ur shot, he shot it off in the market square and took his own sister down with a back shot! .

Six years of 'harder' on top ur natural sis, they’d have tried out every style known to Kama sutra by now, omoh!

Finally sha, egg wen break don break, the shell cannot be gathered together again!

Make ona find goat/fowl/turkey which ever is applicable in ya place take appease the gods & kwantinue, because you cannot unfc*k what has been fc*k’d - okafor’s law of gravitational this&that!

Whatever the reasons may be for Mr Bezos attacking Prof. Anya, the question is did she lie?? Buckingham palace has not come out to refute her claims, so I don’t know why some ethnic bigots who have never left the shores of their native homeland in Africa seem to have employed themselves as defenders of a people who still won’t see them as anything more than black apes for all the noise they make! The hate u feel for ur fellow compatriot is not half has deep as the disdain the British throne feels for u! They didn’t even think it necessary to inform ur forefathers before they parceled out ur ancestral lands amongst themselves, who you with your weak ignorant opinions kon be??

As e dey hot! May Day May Day, shots fired! Requesting evac for the Bald one!

If ure a Nigerian expecting to celebrate that this very cerebral Amazon has been fired for expressing herself on her own twitter page, then ure a very big fool! Where were u when a fmr. PM of Britain called our country a fantastically corrupt nation, u were struggling with sore throat that time abi ya eye dey pain u ni?? If ur answer is that he was right, my answer to you is that Prof. Uju Anya is also right! Don’t expect pity from me if u think u should be the only one with monopoly of rudeness, vawulence can come from any side at anytime!

One would assume that this Kemi would be a billionaire by now with the way she seems to chase controversy as if she’s getting paid from it all! Alas, she still will come out to beg the same people she has been abusing online to quiet her stomach grumblings after! Tagging anyone supporting ObiDatti as IPOB is straight out of the agbadorious urchins playbook, so we know her loyalties lie along tribal sentiments. Anyways, I don’t think I need the opinions of someone who was supporting Hushpuppi (the best toilet cleaner in the US penitentiary system ) to know the right choice for my country!

Buhari has since sent his condolences. I guess it has resulted in the Naira now being at par with the £, since condolence is the problem with our economy. Why it is called common sense is what I will never know!

The boldness, the audacity, mendacity & temerity to speak like this when other candidates are busy scratching their corner eye. Tinubu & Atiku left the group chat while Sowore is still typing..... since morning!

Christistruth00:
Thank you for the information

It now makes sense

She was just disgracing the Great Igbo People to massage her miserable Ego

I informed her that her that her Ancestors were Wild Naked Cannibals in the Jungles Of Igboland

before the British backed Missionaries discovered them in the Jungle and dragged them all

off to Church to Christianise and Civilise them

I hereby withdraw anything offensive and apologise

You should first apologize for displaying crass ignorance in a public space. The internet is not just for talking gibberish on NL, use that phone in ur hands and google your history. The British didn’t meet primitives in Southeastern Nigeria, and the concept of monotheism didn’t come from them! Don’t base ur arguments on home video depictions next time, read for ur own sake!!

Love is such a beautiful thing made uglier by envy. One girl might have been hurt by an imagined betrayal, but what’d the dead girl ever do to the other four to deserve their fists?? If ur partner has chosen to be an Alan Sharer don’t ruin ur life over a public utility, just go out and do same! If u don’t know where to start from, u can call on me for private counseling sessions. No problem is too big though some might be small, you’ll still leave za ozza room with fond memories!

PS: my counselor training is for women alone. Bobrisky’s office is the other way if ure a dude, biko!

drlateef:
Next

Next beer abi next brewery, which is it??

Well, all things considered, the okada riders have already paid you guys for it. All those N50/N100 u take from them has to be returned one way or the other. That’s the law of karma, what goes around oftentimes comes around!

Manifesto after elections is like saying we should pay you before you will tell us what you’re selling, not even Jiji is that bold!

We already know Amoda’s blueprint, "cassava, corn, ewa, garri....!

drlateef:
In saner climates Peter Obi should be behind bars for investing state money in his father’s brewery business and losing the investment. It’s against ethical practice to do so. And the 250 million money laundry is obviously clear he tried to hide his corruption by conniving with motor dealer to claim they wanted to buy cars with it.

What is the name of Peter Obi’s father’s brewery??

Although the buck stops at the president’s table, Nigeria is the way it is today because the SW sold a defective product to the rest of the country. The north didn’t field the man, the SW did because Yekini Amoda expected to takeover from him. While youths were protesting against the man in his own State because of insecurity, Amoda kept supporting him with foolish statements like "where are the cows" Since the SW claimed the glory for removing a seating President, they own an equal share of blame in the current state of the nation.

Later Efcc will be talking asif na our own bad pass! No be 'coman marry facing' be dis??

Na only school cert separate Burna & Portable. Before u come for my head, first help me understand the rationale behind confronting someone because another person who he does not even know exists pissed u off.

Healthcare administration is always a nightmare in any nation were its leaders are comfortable traveling for medical tourism. The hospital is in an urban area, but they only had one doctor on call on a night they were expecting four babies! That is the effect of doctors fleeing to other countries because of poor management. And some people would rather continue voting the same men destroying the future of their kids because of tribe/sect/promise of small money, instead of trying something new & different. No wonder we’re so proud of the appellation, cruise nation, It is only a mad people that repeat a mistake over and over again while expecting different results each time! As unfortunate as it is, those four babies just dodged a bullet by dying before they could be confirmed as Nigerians. They will be assigned to parents from a better society next time around!

His name is Isiuku (Big head), so he must be blessed with a big brain! Lemme coman be going biko, I can’t fit shout aibeg.

A wiseman can play the role of a fool for a while, but a fool can only be a fool. That is the story of those struggling to justify their support of a party that in seven years has totally destroyed the economy of the nation. My people have a saying that, 'from the way a man washes his hands before a meal it is not difficult to know a glutton who intends to rush food!' One candidate is traveling everywhere with his personal funds to engage diasporas and get them involved in the work of rebuilding an almost broken nation, another is just silently doling out hard cash to see if he can buy his way back to Aso Rock. While one has nothing but tribal sentiments as his campaign agenda! Who u eventually choose will determine whether your child will have a secure future tomorrow, or continue the cycle of poverty & praise singing for handouts!

This Administration’s economic policy consists of nothing else but indebtedness. Who are they not owing??

Two grown arse men tearing themselves down to their boxer shorts in front of their kids, just for a bowl of porridge. As long as they keep Obi outta their mouths, they can do whatever they like to each other for all I care!

Local man cannot can again!