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Pilots that he meets only when he’s running for office, Oga Abeg shift go one side jaré! Common first attempt at goan verify, see how you lu’le! Kikikiki

eedimo:
How is this a sign of the end time?

He’s the president of NETS, Nairaland End Time Squad, their motto is 'being heavenly conscious and earthly useless'. End time is all he literally sees!

For those of you saying “Everyone has the right to support who they want.” No! We’ve accepted that narrative since 1960. This is one year we’ve said Enough is Enough. Sniper, Otapiapia and Multivitamins are placed before you and you are saying what? ṣe o ya were ni?

Humans now compete with animals on savagery. Wetin u wan kon use the money do??

When he’ll freezes over, that’s when!

O yeah?? I guess that’s why Lagos State had him cleaning their gutters, kikikiki!!

They should remove the intelligence in their name and answer their real name, Ethnic Economic Unit! Brown envelope journalists!

kcnwaigbo:
I don't even see Tinubu making first runner up.The only state outside the SW he stands a chance of winning is Kwara because of the huge indigenous Yoruba population

The SW no even sure for Amoda, he will still share Lagos with Obi!

Since yesterday alone, fourteen thousand people called to confirm Obi’s certificate! Why the interest in a structureless candidate that many including political leaders in the SE have said with all boldness cannot win?? Meanwhile, not even the VC can forget a boy that while in school gave scholarships to his schoolmates with his father’s money. Nigeria stands to lose a lot if such a man loses to 'business as usual' come 2023. Me, myself & I have already cast our ballot for Obi before the election, we’re just waiting for INEC to catch up while amusingly observing the urchins scurry about in sifia pain & panic mode!

The amusing fact is that Obi from an obscure party has the ruling party acting like they’re the opposition!

The proof of education is not in your diction or accent but your certificates. From his first school leaving certificate to his various higher degrees, Obi is the only candidate amongst the front runners with all his certifications in clear cut chronological order. Now u can’t be accusing Obi when ur preferred candidates have only tendered stories & emilokan as proof of education, o wrong nau!

dechriscool:
The True Story of Rhino…RENO OMOKRI
A story of an ungrateful house husband who turned social media hero… Read the rise and fall of Rhino:

Like I’ve always said, Rhino is not who he says he is….


First of all, his real name is Bemi**o…

I will start with the most recent lie he told…

24 hours ago, Rhino claimed that he bought his house in USA before joining the President Goodluck Jonathan’s administration.

Well, the truth is that RHINO HAS NEVER BOUGHT A HOUSE IN THE USA….

The said house was bought by his ex-wife, Tuokpe Onuwaje in 2009. The house, 1*41 ******* street, Brentwood, California belongs is Tuokpe Onuwaje’s family home.
Rhino was a house husband in the house – Rhino had no job, no career but the well established Onuwaje’s family in the USA welcomed him and accomodated him.
Rhino was doing “pastor pastor” so the Onuwaje family trusted him and started exposing him to their network.

For your information, the Onuwaje family is well established in California. The matriarch of the Onuwajes , 81 year old Mama Ayo Onuwaje is still living at the Brentwood home which Rhino claims he bought.

Rhino was broke and broken when Tuokpe Onuwaje picked him up. How did he reward Tuokpe? I’ll get to that.

Through Tuokpe’s elder brother, Godwin Onuwaje (May his soul rest in peace), an Igbo man, Barr. Emeka Maduewesi picked interest in Rhino. This connection would later link Rhino to late Oronto Douglas who was then SSA on Strategy to then President Goodluck Jonathan.

In 2010, Rhino quickly conjured a skit tittled “Emeka” to advocate for a better Nigerian branding. This was probably done to convince or fool Emeka Maduewesi into introducing him to the upper echelon.

Well, Rhino always has a way of using people – especially Igbos. He would later interview Oronto Douglas. That was his entry point into the Goodluck Jonathan administration. It was Oronto Douglas that first asked him to run errands for him and then proceeded to get him on Presidency’s payroll.
Rhino jumped on the offer – a proof that he was unemployed in the USA and found the opportunity of earning N1 m per month ($2000) a big financial breakthrough. Rhino’s job was to manage the Facebook and Twitter account of Mr. Jonathan. Slowly, he would label himself Spokesman of the President – a subtle way to exaggerate his role in the presidency.

With his new found job, Rhino started displaying his real character. He quickly forgot the years Tuokpe worked her a** off to feed, clothe and shelter him. He has become a big fish in Abuja. He would later be accused of making sexual advances at friends of Tuokpe – yes, Natasha Akpoti is Tuokpe close friend. For your information, Natasha Akpoti deleted her accusations to respect her friendship with Tuokpe and not because Rhino threatened lawsuit. Natasha was also planning to get married at the time she made the accusation and didn’t want to drag the name of her royal husband to be into the mud with a shameless Rhino. Now you know why the post was deleted. But again, Rhino took credit for something Tuokpe’s influence accomplished – this is what he has done over the years, taking credit for what Tuokpe achieved including claiming ownership of their Brentwood home.
At this point, I make bold to challenge Rhino to show evidence that he owns the Brentwood California home. In fact, let Rhino show evidence of ownership of any asset anywhere in the world.
The first time Rhino ever got a job in his life was when Oronto Douglas sneaked him into Jonathan’s administration. Unfortunately, this season revealed his true self to his ex-wife who realised that her “pastor pastor” House husband had an alleged double identity, alleged double sexuality, and confirmed double tongue. She would later dump him to focus on raising her kids who were abandoned by their father.
It will shock you to know that Rhino never invested a cent from his time in the job…. Upon leaving office, Rhino returned to the USA only to discover that he was now homeless.
That was when he started his Rhino- Around the World. He started a nomadic homeless life – using his new found fame to get free swimming invitations to several rivers in the world. Someone said that Rhino lives off women and that his travelling is funded by “rivers” he is swimming around the world.
Rhino’s travelling is actually a vagabond lifestyle – a survival Strategy he devised to hide his homelessness. Everyone thought he was traveling round the world on a global tour and thus nobody cared to ask about Tuokpe and the children at home.
His trip took him to an Ethiopian river. Rivers in Ethiopia do not encourage life jackets so what happened was a reproduction of another river from the Ethiopian river. Rhino’s world collapsed. He had been caught. First, he tried to hide it. But with people like Charles Awuzie, his double life was exposed. However, the birth of the new Nigerian-Ethiopian beauty gave Rhino something he hasn’t had in a long time – a home.
So as we speak, if you check the transparency tool on Rhino’s page, you will discover that it says something like “this page is managed by one person who lives in Ethiopia….USA… Nigeria.” Rhino now spends most of his time in Ethiopia – once again, housed by his Ethiopian woman and forgotten by his family in California. He owns no house in Ethiopia. He owns no house in USA. He sleeps from hotel to hotel as he travels for Poi across the world – bankrolled by his “rivers”.
My question is this – Rhino, at 48, when will you stop living a double life? This thing of a double life is not new – Ms. Wendell (daughter in-law of the Onuwajes) was the first to expose his tendency to live a double life. If you doubt me, just google his name and add Double identity and see what comes up.
This is just a piece of the iceberg….
I challenge Rhino to dispute any information I exposed here….
In all his years in the USA, he owned no house, no business, no job and only used “pastor pastor” to manipulate those around him.
Ask Rhino about Emeka Maduewesi – the Igbo man who helped him in life. Emeka is 100% Obidient today. In fact, I went to Emeka’s wall and saw where Emeka said those supporting Atiku are hungry for food. I knew Emeka had Rhino in mind.
I’ll stop here as I wait for a DEAR CHARLES AWUZIE and then the screenshots, documents etc will start rolling.
For now, I want you to know that Rhino is not who he claims he is…. He is broke, broken and uses women. This is why he publicly despises women, objectifies their body and advises men not to give girls money because he actually takes from women, he hardly gives to women. He However gives to men – if you know, you know.

Our name is Charles Awuzie. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Always expect us.

This is A MAN who is ranting about Peter Obi certificate.A con criminal

E clear say David Hundeyin dey visit Nairaland! Attack Obi at ur peril!!

The other candidates are also working on their master plans.... master plan to rig their way into Aso Rock!

And Atiku went to which university again??

Since this unfortunate fellow left the online campaign his benefactor paid him to do and started attacking Obi, his online followership has taken a deep nose dive from 45k likes on his tweets in 5 mins to 45 likes altogether in 1 day. Reno’s nuggets is now beginning to sound like Reno’s wailings!

The best gift you as a Nigerian can give ur child is dual citizenship by any means. The worst crime you as a Nigerian can commit against ur children is to remain poor!

Today, even though I need it more than them, I still send it on time because I know they denied themselves a lot just to do same for me! I have the world’s greatest parents no cap! They didn’t have to put up with my mess but they did, and that’s what love really is!!

She was only twenty-three years old and had already been divorced before frustrating another man into murder. Hanty ur character in life is not very clear, gaskiya! I’m just waiting for when the police will come out to say he escaped to Niger as usual.

If they like let them release a clip of St. Peter standing at the pearly gates with a megaphone saying that muslim-muslim ticket is not an issue, I will still vote for ObiDatti based on competence. That is what Nigerians need & not another Maradona or Abacha, Nigeria today needs Peter Obi more than Peter Obi needs Nigeria. And that is all that matters, not faith or creed!!

lhordspy:
Yes sir, like i stated. I don't give a damn. I just hate lying liars.

Now who’s the liar??

If you really hate "lying liars" as you have said, you’d be pissed at those that deceived you into believing Obi, as disciplined as he is, would have graduated from school with a third class. That shadows can come out at noon doesn’t mean that darkness can pass itself off as light. You can’t hate liars and still be supporting a man running for office with a dead girl’s name!

There are numerous tribes & ethnic groups indigenous to Nigeria, the fulani is not one of them! I am grateful to PMB for his brazen nepotism, without which the Hausas would still happily be in the grip of religious captivity. "All things work together for good", Nigeria good people great nation.

It’s very wrong and unethical to put up that woman’s face with a 'side chic' label. The lady in the car with the man is still unidentified till the man speaks up. Furthermore, the unfortunate incident is not her fault, although the future might see her profiting from it. It isn’t only when ure under the influence of alcohol that you should not go behind the wheels of a car, rage has equally led as many to an untimely death on the road too! Now she’s dead, was it all worth it??

Doesn’t this just remind you of a certain turn-by-turn presidential candidate of one party like dis??

"You have people who are members of the PDP, members of the APC, and members of all kinds of political parties who support Mr Peter Obi because it transcends the political parties; we are trying to save our lives and not to save the political parties."


And that’s the real koko! It’s about saving the soul of our great nation from the hands of evil men!

Fact is most people hawking sausage rolls and other FMCGs (Fast Moving Consumer Goods) in Lagos traffic are more of Ebonyi State citizens (an APC State) and not Anambrarians, but tribalism is a very thick pair of goggles! Are the supporters of Yekini Amoda also going to attribute the successes of Jim Ovia and Tony Elumelu to their party of ancient candidates??

Just imagine what a so called professional is saying in public. Respect is reciprocal means you earn respect, u don’t demand it! The police serve the public not the other way around, and with power comes responsibility. All this PRO just told the public is that the NPF is filled with irresponsible people who have no respect for the uniform they wear. Which actually is a worse crime, but irresponsible people will never think like that!

Someone that supported the brutal murder of a Christian youth, Deborah Samuels suddenly wants to be President for all youths, no be juju be that??

Side chic spiritualist don finally win! In her bid to save her marriage she has lost her life.

Since they want rewards without hard work let dem hold fire in their hands, na there the 'hammer' dey! Bunch of lazy fc*ktards that are expecting to put their mates under pressure tomorrow with empty gists of how difficult it is to make money, ndi ala!!

The attempt to compare the energy of someone in his sixties with an advanced octogenarian is not what any sane human being should dignify with a response!

After hustling hard in this hard economy, some murafukah will just swoop in and end ur life because they want what u worked so hard for! He has eventually been shown what the pan saw under the tinker’s hammer by the NPF.