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So where were all of these advisers when PMB used N1.4 billion to dash another country SUVs while ASUU was begging for their salaries?? Instead of hiding their heads in shame at the state of the nation, this wan is coming to form Dennis Wiseman. I hope Wike invites that his hype band when he replies him by tomorrow! 'As e dey pain dem' don dey use style fade, we need a new hit. Preferably, something with a generous dose of vawulence!

My Naija peeps no dey fit hide demselves anywhere dem dey! Guyman probably thought his village pipo located him in Canada and did a little 'die by fire' to an innocent parrot. It’s amusing now, but if na u go dey hear one small fowl dey carry on conversation in an accented voice as ure alone in the night in a strange land, ur reaction as a first timer outside ur native land might not be so different if u’ve never encountered a parrot before. Even many of all these spirikoko prayer warriors here on NL will first rush and do same! He’s just an unfortunate victim of his own locally fabricated mentality.

So when the culprit is the government, who goes to jail? Aibeg this rubber stamp Assembly should just do and go make we hear word! They’re also a major part of the problem Nigerians are experiencing now. What should be apparent now is that Tinubu & his wife fought Saraki tooth & nail throughout his time as head of the Nass because they also promised PMB a rubber stamp Assembly that would not check the mismanagement & excesses of his Administration. I wonder how anyone in their right senses would want such desperately unpatriotic people in charge of this our country.

I voted Olu Falae in 1999 as against my father that voted Olu Obasanjo. With hindsight wisdom however, I am grateful that Obj emerged as President instead of a man that cannot protect his own farm & staff from a ragtag group of invading fulani herders. Saying that the Igbos opposed the Yoruba then because he lost is as mischievous as saying that Pa Adebanjo of the Afenifere hates Tinubu for supporting Peter Obi! Northerners also contested primaries in '99, why did he not mention that too??This 2023 elections is not about anything as mundane as tribal sentiments, but about repairing the damage this evil party has wrought on the psyche of the nation! We need the right person now, and he is non other than Peter Obi!!

Omoh, make ona try find one crate of Desperados plus one t-shirt or face cap give Atiku after dis election. The man has been consistently contributing to the pockets of Nigerian politicians since 1992! First he used a manifesto without the author’s permission, & now he has gone to use a man’s name without his knowledge. Atiku is acting exactly as he was described in Obj’s book!

I bet this Hassan is one of those people who as a kid will claim their teachers hate them because they came last in class exams! Everyone that wants the best for Nigeria hates Asiwaju, because the highest office in the land should be a reward for helping to bring a disaster to power 7yrs ago! Awolowo supported other tribes against his own tribesmen, but Amoda who claims to be his disciple has always told his followers differently. Does that mean Amoda also lied about being an Awo follower? Asides being a male, is there any other thing about that old bat that is even remotely true??

I know it is now clear to the blind and audible to the deaf why this man as a sitting Governor lost his mandate to someone that came a distant fourth in the polls! That his 'Dauda the sexy guy' cap he wore for so long in the House must have addled his brain beyond repair to come out in public and exhibit stupidity with so much confidence!

What sort of stupid post is this?? Oya name the Ika politicians that have died because they spoke against the governor and the circumstances that led u to assume Okowa killed them.

Andres28:
My bro dont follow is mumu thugs argue..okowa is a killer.check all ika politicians that spoke against him are all dead..just quietly go and vote on that day..dont speak against him around his thugs.

Jos, home to one of the oldest civilizations in Africa (the Nok), has never been conquered by the fulani till date, and was the last & toughest place in northern Nigeria for the colonialists to conquer. Obi is a boy, but every step he has taken in this political season has been well thought out and laced with symbolism. From the highest point in Nigeria to the world, I give you the next president of our great nation, Peter Okwuté the Rock Obi! Now the Agbado urchins & the Mikanos can resume their trembling, Obi is coming!

Pressing their neck.... since agbado dey try disguise as cornflakes! First Afenifere now Ooni, ona go suffocate ona sef oo!!

"We cannot continue to demand that the Igbo people remain in Nigeria while we, at the same time, continue to brutally marginalise and exclude them from the power dynamics"


Afenifere says, enough is enough to the hate mongers. You can’t vote in criminals and expect them to act honorably in power. Agbado urchins lu’le!

"I took my time to explain that the presidency is not a contest between the Yorubas and the Igbos." - Afenifere Sept. 26, 2022.


But Muric & the Agbado munchers association would want you to believe that a nation can prosper with hatred for others within it! Afenifere just declared the Yoruba OBIdient! How Bobo Chicago wan take do na??

Their party from the onset is driven by one passion alone, to polarize this nation totally along tribal and sectional lines till there is nothing but hate everywhere! First GEJ became an Igbo man to them, then the hate was spilled all over the Igbo race with the narrative that they were the only part of the nation that voted for GEJ because of tribalism. Which is really astounding when u realize that the SW’ners supporting Amoda Ogunlere are campaigning boldly & openly with exactly what they accused the SE’ners of doing in 2015! Now, they’ll remember that ure their kith & kin. But after they win the elections, everyone will be placed on OYO with the same problems they’ve always had! If after buhari you still never get sense, my broda my sista, go straight to the nearest hospital let them check ur head with a hammer to see if ur brain is still inside!!

HarlequinLekex:
TW[Truthweed] and PW[Peaceweed] make i give u some ni

The truth is all gud, but peace??....

HarlequinLekex:
Every body na twin for this life even twins get their other two,also triplets get their other three.

Whatever ure smoking right now, I want in!

FR exposure is very important for ur kids to avoid dem becoming public nuisances! This wan that looks like a powdered Rottweiler is comparing herself to an international sex symbol! How u wan dey compare sleep & death, o wrong nau! . Even the village girl in Yankee package pass ur hottest slay mama in Naija! Whether plastic or cellulite, ure a villager compared to the least Z-list actress in Yankee. Next time overfeeding dey worry u, goan lie dan somewhere and tape ur mouth make u nor go mis-cap like dis again!

Is there no duck-tape in that Aso Rock to tie Mr Mugu’s mouth?? Every time he opens it the only thing that comes out is wawaaawaaaaa!!

Truly, Nigerians are hungry, but that’s because ur party has weaponized poverty against the masses for personal gain, just so no one can challenge their mismanagement of the country’s economy! Take a look outside ur gilded cage at the hungry faces, non is smiling at ur party’s candidate because they know that he is the architect of the sorrow & despair in the nation! Both u Keyamo & him will be left behind in the dustbins of history after 2023! Daniel Kanu of YEAA (Youths Earnestly Ask for Abacha) that year, is an example of the future in front of Keyamo right now!

From one blunder to another, the APC governors are just looking for an excuse to offload the bad market that baba emilokan wants them to market. When God says it’s ur time, even ur mistakes will look like strategies. But, nígbà tí Ọlọrun sọ pé kì í ṣe àkókò rẹ, all your strategies will become foolishness. Only a fool questions his creator’s choice when the stone which the builders rejected is made the cornerstone!

razible5384:
you're very right bro an I really admire your command if English. He's just an hypocrite.

Pls who are the other two persons God revered to as his friends?

Enoch & Abraham.

Streett:
Your sketches Dope ….

Reminds me of my class mate for primary school then, The guy sabi draw Actor & Boss ….. e dey sweet me wan kain wan kain ah no dey concentrate for class , Under my desk I’d be gone in fantasy gazing at his sketches …

My 'under the desk' fantasies in primary school had little to do with sketches as there were a lot more interesting sights for me down there.

And this is from a northern elite! 'Eziafa ka ego', means a good name is better than bullion van. Make of that what you will...

Oga ure not a Christian, ure just a churchgoer! No where in ur brief display of self-righteousness & vainglory did u state that she made a move on u apart from confiding that she was scared of sleeping alone in that lodge. But you quickly maligned her character before you even introduced her into the story by saying "she must have slept with others", depicting her as a slut with nothing but stereotypical gossip as ur only evidence! It’s folks like u who pretend to be pious in public that go about assaulting underage housemaids in secret. Despite all King David’s philandering, he remains one of the only three people in the Bible God personally called His friend. Can the same be said about you, Mr. Chief judge?? Abeg geddifok with ur fake konjilized piety, ekpa man!

Which kind dumb @ss analogy be dis wan, why not ask this of the man that vouched in front of the whole world that a butcher could do the work of a surgeon 7 yrs ago first? Seun is asking others for standards that are non existent in neither his preferred candidate nor his supporters. Aibeg, I wish everyone who’s for good governance a happy Sunday today jaré! As for the rest, cry me a river but don’t choke on ur Sunday rice because of the Abuja rally pics, you’ll be fine in the end!

You mean people hoisted ObiDatti campaign banners during the EndSARS protests?? . My friend, goan return that 30k to ur employers, you too dull for dis work!

I remember this guy campaigning for Buhari back then, so I’ll just pretend that the economy has reset his mentality for now. Whichever it is, he’ll discover when Obi wins that it isn’t going to be business as usual. The only reward for all this is going to be an honest attempt at putting the right people in the right roles! No one is going to be handed any lucrative Ministry to loot & go scot free again! OBIdients have their eyes on you, so no go dey reason say u fit run us like Mercy for Living In Bondage, u go collect wotoporiously!

Nahh... a sleepover means u came to help me count beans, ekpa!