₦airaland Forum

So na Putin lifestyle ESN wan dey live now Grandiose delusions is a psychiatric condition sha!!

Thank God I don’t sleep with prostitutes, I only sleep with harlots!

Nigerian women seem not to understand the difference between dating and sex. Kemi is good at slut-shaming women she envies. But as opposed to Bianca who has never been a divorcee or a baby mama, which of Kemi’s numerous children were born on the right side of the blanket?? He that comes to equity must do so with clean hands!

Trouble dey jejely on e own, nyanga stagger go collect, t’was a comedy relief!

Ahh, the table is broken! But who really believes that a woman will deny herself sex because someone has given her a label? Feminists sweat when the weather is hot, and feel afraid when alone in the dark like other women, so why won’t dis aunty f-ck like everyone else too? Where people tend to have issues is when you cheat and still want to be seen as a saint! hypocrisy is the number one vice all Nigerians struggle with ev’ryday!

You’re in ur early thirties jobless with just the description of ur height & complexion as qualifications on ur cv, but your mind is telling you that the only way out of your poverty is to place an advert for a sugar mummy in the politics section of NL?? Well best of luck... and hope u don’t end up with an invite from a con artiste or worse a ritualist!

She certainly seems jolly in the before pics and very serious in the after pics. And that’s my problem with skinny women, they’re just too damn serious all the time! I dare you to take a look at the face of a skinny girl when they’re about to cum, scaryyyy serious about the business I guarantee you!

Anyways, change is the only thing that seems to remain constant in this our ever changing world. Not always for the good though, as Nigerian politicians have taught us.

Whether madam’s own metamorphosis has brought forth a butterfly or a stinging wasp is left for the future to reveal.

Her husband though doesn’t seem like a weakling so I guess Anambra state might not necessarily require the services of Bianca’s palms anytime soon.

Iyaebe:
Sir,have you accepted Jesus into your life?

Take am easy, you’re making it sound like a threat!

Umahi’s lawyer withdrew the stay of execution because an appeal had been filed already. But since the judge had already ordered he vacate his seat, shouldn’t he be appealing from outside the Governor’s lodge?

Can anyone explain, Lawyers in the house??

I’d prefer to hear from those called to bar and not those called to the bar, pls!

The camera man had just one job to do, is there no dedication to duty anymore??

Pastor loose focus wen e see mama pant, shuo Victoria secret don dey sell parachute!!?

Very typical of the average Nigerian, we first think of profit before counting the cost or consequence of making that profit. In this country where top govt officials have been accused of conniving with big oil firms to ignore common oil spillages devastating the ecosystem and livelihoods of citizens, one can’t help but think what response the people living around there would get when the radon emitted from the uranium ore starts affecting healthy lungs?? Nigeria, so blessed with enough mineral resources to make it one of the richest countries on earth, but cursed with visionless leaders supported by blind followers!

This is Nigeria where the widening gap between the rich & the poor makes each new crime thrive rather than reduce. Fake news is a heinous crime, and the APC is credited with its introduction into politics in Nigeria. It’s not going to get better by just campaigning, get the economy right and most of these will fizzle out.

festacman:
Although this story is heavily exaggerated and planted, the fact is that Mrs. Ebele Obiano has a gangster mindset. She has a generous sprinkle of masculinity in her. She doesn't keep malice like women do. She prefers physical confrontation. She slapped former Deputy Governor's wife after a gossip and many more.

Yes, it was rude, shameful a break of protocol to have walked across to confronted Bianca Ojukwu at that high-profile event. She couldn't cover her kind of madness even before the full glare of the world. Too bad.

However, I also think Bianca needs a little whooping in the ass for always feeling like a deity. I guess she knew Mrs. Obiano's next was going to be a slap and so she slapped her first.

Oga you have no idea what ure talking about! "A generous sprinkle of masculinity?" Is she a transvesite?? The woman comes from the gutter and no amount brown powder can disguise that! You can pay for school but you can’t buy class. Bianca Ojukwu nee Onoh is a former Governor’s daughter. Her father was a multi millionaire before his foray into politics in the second republic. A beauty queen who’s fame in Nigeria did not derive from her marriage as most women do. Can you imagine how it would have been if this Obiano’s wife had half of the pedigree of Bianca? Just wife of Governor, a position not recognized by the constitution and she became a power drunk tout! Is that the model of what a Nigerian wife should now be?? Don’t ever compare Bianca to that rabid animal again!

When you want to marry pls don’t be carried away by the sex, marry within your class to avoid issues like this! If you’re from a rich home, don’t drop below upper middle-class whether ure a man or woman. Lower middle-class go still give you issues sef!

Even as her husband was trying to get her to seat down, she rudely shook his hands off and threatened to dish him a hot slap too!

Chai, nwoke na ife! Things agwan!!

Now we know why Willy needed to get blind drunk just to get through the day.

The beautiful Bianca showed her what it means to be married to a warlord. Damnnn she b*tch-slapped that woman’s hairstyle to haircut! Lawd haf mercy!!

I heard Aisha called Bianca last night from Dubai asking for key points on how to do back & front slapping...chai...the Dj has gone crazy!!

That was fast!

The reason I don’t have anything reasonable to say is that I must comment.

Now we know why Obiano drinks.

Another BlessingCEO has just been born! I can bet she’s about to turn dis into a publicity stunt, right after setting her bleached out behind for Bawas to porous pro-pro-pra-pra! We know the job

Non!
A wall gecko in Nigeria will not transform into an alligator because he left Nigeria. If ure smart ure smart, if ure dull u go just go waste space for another sharp guy wen suppose dey useful to im family for dia! 2023 is around the corner, if u like goan vote for tribe again instead of right, the next eight years fit meet you still singing dis same refrain.

house10s2:
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sooo fuk yh he still dey, i dey wait make e pik that mic up n say something else

Omoh, fluctuating current fit don off that mic since, don’t wait too long comrade.

Of course they’re not a mafia organization, cultists don’t even know what they will do with the supremacy they all keep fighting over if it were given to them! La’Costra Nostra is a purely criminal business organization, it is about wealth and power by any means while obeying the principles of omertà. Nigerian cultists on the other hand, are just misguided youths with no direction or future ambitions beyond political thuggery! That’s why it is so easy for politicians to use them and dump them after, they’re all muscle and no brain! Lol, you never emancipate yasef from politician induced hunger wen all of us dey suffer for dis Naija, na which black community you wan help??

house10s2:
are u still wondering why he is being called dullard?

Seven years after the fabled body language of the president, fuel don scarce, national power grid collapse, Naija don extra-hard! You sure say that guy still dey NL so?

And we wonder why African countries are still consumer nations.

Anyway, wake me up when they get to 'no pant or bra' challenge in school.

And don’t tell me nuttin about underage girls cos I’m Nigerian, we don’t reach maturity until twenty-one years but our girls can get married from the age of twelve!
Africa is a dark continent not only because of our skin color, our madness is bone marrow deep!

pyro62:
He ain't hitting it hard enough. The first photo was before a workout session, the second post was after a workout session. There is no marked difference and 2hours after the second photo, he'll return to the status of the first photo

He must have gym’d the earrings into his earlobes two hours later too! Haters gon hate, no matter what!

Way the woman?? Now her husband don kpeme I wan interrogate am just for purely educational purposes.

A 2012 poll in Finland had 66% of the respondents agreeing that Finland is a racist country, but only 14% admitted to being racists themselves. And it’s the same story across most of Europe.

Fact is that Finland's history with racism has little to do with the color of your skin. As small as that country is, it is multi ethnic with minority groups like the Finnish Kaale predominantly of Romanian heritage and another one I can’t remember right now (maybe Saan or sum’like that) undergoing the same thing there.

No one comes into this world a racist, it is the people who raise them that teach it to them!

Games like this are just one of the tools their govt uses to carry on a tradition of hate against outsiders.

But this is where Nigerians differ from the other black nations.

We don’t give a fc@k about ur opinions on our skin color, and that makes me so proud of my very corrupt nation!
Madam if Helsinki no reach you stay, rotate sharpaly! Dem no dey stay one place look ojuju!!

Calamity Depay, never in the news for his skills on the pitch. He might not have noticed Pique there when he took the pic, but I can bet $100 he posted that particular shot intentionally after he saw it. Bloody undertaker way Van Gaal bin wan use bury Man United that year.

So na strike ona bin dey do be that na! Lol, no one noticed before!!

Ugandans, they were gone for a minute, now they’re back to reclaim their top spot in mumu news in Africa! What da hell sort of f*ckery is dis wan na!!

She probably rebuffed his sexual advances previously and is paying the price for it now! The NPF is a cesspool of corrupt and despicable people. Don’t even bother with that useless story of "it is not all of them that are bad". When one’s finger is smelling of shit, you don’t say your finger is smelling, u say ur hands are smelly! To get it clean again u don’t wash just the errant finger, u wash both hands! And that’s what I think needs to happen with our police to get things right!! The idiot even looks like one of those defunct criminal SARS, rapist in uniform.

Yes, when it is described like this, one can’t help but be excited with policies like dis! A comprehensive secondary education in which the student is prepared for a life with or without further education. Dis might just be the lasting legacy Jide Sanwo-olu has been looking for, ie if he ensures its continuity after he leaves office. Engage dis kids properly and watch how drug dependency, online fraud & high cost of olosho will decline. The last part na im dey pain me pass, because the amount some of these small girls dey bill nowadays suppose dey come with invoice. But they’ve never been gainfully employed so they don’t care!!