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The first time Russia moved from a Cold War to an economic war with the United States it broke into many tiny bits. This time around they might be totally crushed as a lot more countries owe their economic stability to the US than Russia.

Power Lesson 2 : If the small opponent you have attacked is spiritually backed by a bigger demon, employ the tactics of the first lesson in defense, beat a hasty retreat! He who fights and runs away lives to run away another day!!

First put bomb detector on the railways, instead they’re in a hurry to set money aside to maintain the rail line to Niger!

I hope this story is just pure cruise because u seem too accommodating of a cheating spouse to be a Nigerian. She yelled at someone on the phone and you are okay with ur assumptions because dem dash you fuel? What if it was another man that the station manager gave her number to and she didn’t like his d*cking?? You know one, you know the other one?? Fck am I sayin, if he allowed one what’s stopping him from allowing all the men in the area!! I truly truly hope dis story is untrue because both of you don’t have any business or the required morals to raise kids in dis present age & time.

https://www.nairaland.com/7063562/president-buhari-policy-made-nigeria#111669839


Yeah thanks to ur policies, we now standout as a real sh*thole.

So M.I will be doing such a beautiful & witty damsel all night long while Don Jazzy is there doing beats.

As the elections draw closer and we battle with propaganda & falsehoods, lets not forget to put in prayers those politicians that only support with their stomachs. May our ears be closed to their deceit IJN!

I stand with Peter Obi because Nigeria needs someone who will strengthen our institutions of democracy. And not another tribal bigot looking to reward his kinsmen with the blood & tears of women & children!

Pics looks like she had diarrhea during the photo op. Tacky & lewd, very unoriginal!

What’s our own abeg roll out the vawulence!! .

And all dis assistant defenders shud shut up, the Adelekes no send ona message!

Meanwhile Faith the ball is in ur court, gistlover say ur trenches na za ozza room, can we get a quote??

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Panic In FCT NSCDC As Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons From Toilets




Panic In FCT NSCDC As Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons From Toilets





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Lalasticlala

Okayyy why you kon dey cc Lala? And Lala, why you sef kon move am go FP inna hurry?? Can’t believe dis snake charmer charmed you so easily.

Mokason288:
Davido is praying very hard to get noticed by the organizers of Grammy awards
I’m praying that never happens

Davido is tooooo arrogant , nobody will drink water drop cup again

Why, is it your notice he is using??

Goan get ur own girlfriend to even the scorecard. Na you dey pay the bills Na you still dey feel uncomfortable! Abeg stop disguising joor, ure a Nigerian learn to channel ur inner werey!!

What wouldn’t I give for one day... just one day of good news in this country! The woman has had four children for him, secured a decent future for them and her life is worth less a bungalow with jam-lock front door?? I would have called buhari’s name, but I heard his ability to read was seized along with his WAEC!

Smart man! The average southeasterner is very religious.
As Christians or African tradition adherents, they always have the afterlife uppermost in their thoughts!

What better way to change the narrative than substituting violence with an act that uses only spiritual ammunitions!

Although seeing the Igbo man worshipping & praying is liable to scare children who are not used to it.

They will frequently shed tears and pray so mournfully that even the hardest man will be moved by their piety to answer the altar call. That is until you see that same crying fellow vigorously lying barefaced to make a sale in the next moment!

You have to be smart to earn their respect, they don’t just think outside the box they live outside the box!

The president has never shown interest in public opinions, he doesn’t care what Nigerians think of his administration. He is only concerned about impressing the Muslim world with his devotion to religion. Too daft to realize that the brand of Islam they seek to impose on Nigeria is slowly being eradicated in progressive Muslim countries like the UAE and Saudi Arabia. But that is the lot of the Fulani, they arrogantly believe they can be more Catholic than the Pope in a religion that did not originate with them! Urge all you want from now till next year, in the immortal words of late Chuba Okadigbo the man is too tribalistic and ethnocentric to be useful to any living thing in Nigeria! Expect further empty directives, the president’s sympathies lies more with the terrorists than the country whose common wealth pays all his medical bills abroad!

There’s no such thing as a free meal.

It is well... can I get a Sai Baba from all the 'I will still vote for him even if he only has Nepa Certificate' supporters?? Didn’t think so!

Tribalism will benefit some in the short term but non in the long run.


With the entire security apparatus of the federation lodged firmly in the hands of northerners since 2015, it has been one disaster to another with no reprieve!

The evil that men do does wait to live after them anymore. This evil you people brought on us in 2015 is not yet done with all of you.

As for those who believe the stipends they collect will be enough for them when the country becomes like Somalia, keep on playing otimkpu for those "sharing innocent blood" for profit till gets to your turn to contribute your head one day!

He wasn’t airlifted to another country to have his life saved. An ambulance passing by was immediately made available to take him to a nearby hospital where a series of emergency reconstructive surgeries were done so he wouldn’t die or have to become a gurugu (crippled)! In the seven years that the APC has been in power, not a single thing has been done to improve the healthcare sector of the country! So you, yes sir, you that is always quick to jump to the defense of a government that doesn’t care if you’ve eaten today or not, if you were from the same country as this man, would you respect anyone who supports a government like what we have here?? Don’t bother me with silly justifications, just think on it!

God punish all of ona!

There is no such thing as a free meal, everything has a price!

I’m tired of all these attacks on the president, he neither elected himself in 2015 nor did he return himself in 2019! Since the old man doesn’t realize that the number of national disasters he has presided over is more than enough for a real man of integrity to resign, the Nass should impeach him! But Dino is not bold enough to call out his former colleagues like that. They’re all the same ten & ten pence, cowards who love public opinion more than the well-being of the general public! Lawd airpus to reject another diaper wearing adult in aso Rock come 2023, because we fit no pass ten for Nigeria by 2031 if another buhari enter again!

Does the Nigerian police have any data on crime in this country sef? How do you know that those 10,000 alerts were not from people in distress?? Abeg Oga just getat if you don’t know by now that Nigerians expect nothing but excuses from the NPF when there’s trouble.

Ishilove:
As long as you are living under my roof, no privacy. No locked doors, no passworded phones or devices. Nothing.

Word!!! Privacy to do what kwanu?? After eating mama thank ma, you want to turn around and form sabinus, "I sabi my rights". You will sabi yourself outside my house, biko! Children are treasures that have to be guarded jealously. Dis world don strong and Naija is smack down on its hardest point!

The courts weren't the ones that acquitted him, the Efcc did! A whistleblower brought this case to them, and the first thing the dummies did was to take it straight to the Social Media courts rather than taking their time to build a watertight case against the despicable thief! We no longer hear them say "kwarraptian is pighting back", it is now very clear to the blind and audible to the deaf that corruption has totally floored dis govt!

Where was this tribunal when Dangote hiked cement price?? How about a few weeks ago when fuel sold for as much as N500 a litre?? I really, really-really-really wish a Jerry Rawlings from Nigeria can come and wipe off every single one of these blood sucking vampires that call themselves politicians, their families & enablers! These people have totally destroyed this nation!!

Madam, if you’re an investor you must be on the same level with 'Investor Sabinus' to continue along a path that has only recently led many to their doom!

All you’re going thru now, has been done & dusted by others.

No one has ever reported that the owners of the other companies that crashed died from accumulated curses, so just save ur breath.

Learn ur lesson and be wiser with ur money next time! But mugu no dey ever pity for imsef, dey will still fall for another one again!

A few days ago a young lady Twitted that she had just been shot in a train, all she wanted was prayers. Low IQ individuals instantly rushed to attack her online because it was more important for them to be seen as politically correct than human. Well she’s dead now, happy?? This soldier is not asking for money, neither does he care for fame in that moment. He just wants this out there so his family will know and be at peace if anything happens to him. This Administration’s penchant for lying about casualty figures and terrorist activities is the reason for this new trend! They can dash Afghanistan talibans $1million of state funds for stopping girls from going to school, but there is no money to repair our refineries or fund tertiary education. It doesn’t matter if you have an altar in your bedroom where you worship PMB, just be human first!

Where e be wan disappear go?? If he had done this in the south, the police would just hold him for a couple of weeks then send him on his way with nothing but a pat on the back. Now that it’s an Aboki-on-Aboki crime, lets watch and see how it ends. What sort of monsters are being bred up north sef!??

Stop being childish my friend, you had already told her your budget for the meal. It is na the remaining N450 that will show you if she can help you save?? . And what’s with the impromptu tests, marriage is not a reward for good behavior. Spend quality time gisting with her and you’ll get to know the kind of person she is from her gist without all the silly tests that only serve to inflate your already inflated ego. You think you know, but you dunno nothin!

She apologized to Soludo. She apologized to Ndigbo, she apologized to everyone in Africa except the lady sitting on her own jejely that she staggered drunkenly across a thousand miles to confront! You can dress a pig, powder, pamper and perch it on a throne and it will still walk off to roll in the mud. In all my life, I have never seen this sort of disgraceful First Lady, small wonder Willy was always in his cups!

Congratulations Lala! Na man you be!!

God punish Eguaevon and that his number 18 that he displaced Aina for!

It will not pass "Nepa will take light", which will make it all the more sweeter when we finally beat 'em! We caged a superior Egypt even with Mo’ Salah in the team, abeg with all the epileptic power, I still thank God I’m a Nigerian and not onye Ghana erryday!




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