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Even if it is not true, I still luv it! Ona neva chee chom chin!!

Buh come to think of it, what will a team who call themselves black stars need light for??

Speaking frankly, this woman has got to be the best leader (whether male or female) from Delta State in this century!

From giving thousands of hopeless graduates from the South NSITF jobs to facing a panel of HoR which she breezed through by citing examples of parastatals & agencies that have for donkey years been dominated entirely by those of northern extraction. This woman has been a blessing to many!!

I know lots of men & women that would have been in the streetz with their university degrees in tatters, but are respectable breadwinners today because one woman decided to care!

Abeg, make ona leave this woman jaré!

Goan ask madam humanitarian how she shared N5k Covid19 money to every poor person’s account, including those that don’t know what an account is instead!!

There’s nothing more shameful than an old man who lies without provocation to children. Especially when the lies are apparent to everyone but himself!

The Oga pata pata of all agberos in Lagos has been Governor of a state that he doesn’t come from, and rumored to bear a name that he has no filial ties to. How can such a phantom existence not come with a phantom age?? Happy birthday to our very own Solomon Grundy!

Oh puhlease spare me the useless justification for Will’s foolish behavior. I’d understand if you had said he was still in character after that movie about the Williams sisters and their overprotective father. But he behaved like an agbero and such behavior would be treated differently if he wasn’t so loved by white America!

And she is crying not because she was asked to move from science class to arts, or because she was suspended from Jets club, but simply because of 'preeq', according to her deputy girlfriend!


That one definitely does not have her own boyfriend, but na dem dey always first their friends disvirgin.

Usually while helping said friends smooth out squabbles in their relationships! Reason why I say it is always best to never be in a relationship with a girl who has only ugly friends. Unless ure looking for a wife, in which case, the reverse is best for ur sanity!


Anyways, better to have ur heart broken when ure young than when you’re too old to throw a tantrum.

You planted cassava and you’re expecting to harvest cabbage, no be juju be that??

"Even if he has Nepa Certificate we will still vote for him!"

And what do you get for letting Nepa Certificate manage your economy? An economy as epileptic as Nepa!!

Looks more like Broda Shaggy than Thomas Partey.

Where I come from 'ekpa' means foolish. Just thought I should inform you, Mr Ekpa.

Some Christians act like it is the Creator that serves the creation, not the creation serving his Creator. It is God that chooses who’s breath or death will best serve His ultimate will! It’s the same sun that shines on the believer and non believer, so both those that have died and those that were left behind won’t be selected because of cloudy looking angels. But all the same every Mallam with im kettle abeg, dis sun is not funny!

MajorOvakporaye:
Tinubu 30k amala and ewedu urchins will soon come here to disgrace their useless and stupid life

How N30k Amala wan take pass person throat? Must be made with a sprinkle of gold dust wahlai!!

Car batteries are usually stolen from underneath the car fenders, so I hope those bars went round. Once had my car battery stolen one late night just outside one hidden brothel in elelenwo when I was serving. Me and olosho had to trek a long distance to my house as we couldn’t get a taxi. By the time we both got on the bed, na sleep carry us till daybreak! Very scary because it almost felt marital the next day. Kon dey pursue olosho around the bed like Indian film, a broda still had to change oil to avoid knocking sound in his engine na!

Thanks, but I’ll pass. The unemployment market looks very attractive when compared to this job right now.

Well Op, Peter Obi & Tinubu are not the only ones to have declared their intent, although I understand why you have based ur comparison on just two of them. Tinubu is a bigger politician than Obi by every indices, but Obi will always be the better candidate to cut down on the government waste that is destroying our economy. On that, there can be no comparison between the two. We can’t keep doing the same things over & over again expecting to see a different result!

And our President is still the Minister of Petroleum! My recommendation is that he sack himself, because the corruption he said he’d fight in that sector has become much worse since he took over! Sai Baba, abi ona don get sore throat??

I so dislike men that rush into conclusions without all the facts like a housewife with an inferiority complex! Dis busybody Oga heard one part of an interaction and immediately promoted himself to judge, jury & final say!! Assumption is the mother of all fc*k-ups.

It’s like the South African millionaire drinks garri a lot, I don’t think he realizes that the Reno he’s talking about has a double figure lead.

"I’m going to japa!" "I wan japa!" You no go settle down learn about the mentality & temperament of the people wen you wan go stay their land, is what gives this sort of issues.

Many Nigerian men find it difficult to tell the difference between a woman who is just being polite from one that’s flirting with them.

Small hustle wen dis mugu take dey see front has landed him in sex offenders register now, because he put his d*ck before his sense!

Who go hustle for uptown is no different from who go chook hand collect money for lion mouth!

That they smile at you when they say their hi’s don’t mean they’re color blind!

They resent the color of your skin and see it as a mark that you’ll be as foolish & greedy as the leaders in ur country that ure running from!!

Damnnnn!! Sweet ride!!!!

If he can attempt to wipe out a family that close to him because of fourteen thousand Naira, imagine how this young man would react to a young lady in the south holding an iPhone 13 on a lonely side street.

The husband when asked why he married (sorry) carried overload....

cc Mytime24

General Fraudster, from Amphibious battalion!

Oga content creator after eating, did you experience any Hot feelings? Abi it’s only Ibadan shawarma that works like that!

I know dis is not Ibadan, but I’m heading to get shawarma straight-a-way after dis comment! Lalasticlala forget snake, Ibadan shawarma is the way forward right nw!!

My phone nmbr is probably older than some folks here, but my SIM card has been upgraded my times over. Econet was what I invested in, but name has changed so many times that I don’t follow again. I bought in when SIMs were being sold for N45k, you do the maths.

Somehow I believe dis woman is not just fleeing from giving up her simcard. This looks more like a jailbreak than what that voice is saying. That lady is running for her life, if not, there are a thousand and one excuses she could have used to leave from the gate without this drama. Wene Mighty also gave us the 'women are evil' stories until his wife showed up on SM with a well panel-beaten face.

That’s cos he thinks he’s witty, so pay him back in his own coin.

Next time he comes to find you, look for how to tell him that till you met him, you didn’t really realize the truth.

He’ll definitely ask 'what truth?'

Then you say, "light travels faster than sound, no wonder some people appear bright until they speak."

If he finds it offensive, suggest he quit finding you. But make sure it’s all said with a smile. Don’t bother yourself about what he’ll think of you, he doesn’t stop to think about it when he talks to you too!


PS: a little less of Nairaland and a little more of Naija twitter would arm you with more witticism, TBH.

Mehn! He didn’t even think it necessary to offer an explanation?? Fact is no matter how much of a mind reader u believe yourself to be, nothing can ever prepare ur heart for breakfast! Don’t ever give them the satisfaction of seeing u cry. Keep ur head up there are better days ahead for you. Your self worth is not determined by others. Wish them well and move on, they’re both liars and deserve themselves.

The same way you berthed a Kogi State that works for just you and your wife abii??

These guys actually believe they’re smarter than everyone.

And I don’t blame them for thinking it, there’ll always be someone solely motivated by their stomach who’ll make them believe they are!

Punch news again?? It seems the chief editor has taken to drink or is compromised. This is the third time in this week that someone they quoted has come out to angrily refute statements accredited to them!

HitSong:
These useless senile old fools knows what to do but won't just do it.

Yearly, they appropriate more than enough money to power ministry with nothing to show for it.

How can Nigeria in this 21st century still be having power failure to this extent, even with so much resources to generate and distribute power?

All these nonsense is no longer happening in Many parts of the world including many African countries.

HOW CAN SOUTH AFRICA BE GENERATING 10X WHAT NIGERIA IS GENERATING What kind of unfortunate people do we have as leaders in this miserable country?

Unfortunate leaders chosen by even more unfortunate citizens. 2023 is around the bend, and we will still chose another unfortunate old man who will give more excuses while he & his family stuff the wealth of the nation down their gullets! It’s only a fool that expects Nigeria to get better in the hands of the same people that made it this way.

If.... Oga! If you become President. It won’t be this 2023 sha, of that I’m sure!!