₦airaland Forum

govwike:
Where is the father?

Are u looking for ur own?

After suffering thru konji for a whole year ure still not dangote and u want who to join u?

She’s still gorgeous at 51.

Merry Christmas to everyone in Nairaland, and a happy new year!

Know why Santa laughs 'ho ho ho'??

All Mummies are on his naughty list!

This is loud, Malami won’t like dis.

Damage control, olori don port since.

Instagram page hacked?? Oga put more effort next time ure doing ur work, I know u can do better than this na.

Okay, there’s also an old movie titled Rising Sun featuring Bruce Willis so I don’t get why so many peeps up in the front page are hyperventilating.

And all u name dropping a certain confraternity, na wa for ona o!

You see yellow and instead of thinking gold or relating it to the sun, u immediately think of cultism, hian!!

Y’all need Jesus real quick.

Sucker punch, what a knockout!!

This generation no jus get joy, no fear! Married women in the house, no let small pikin fall ya hand like dis because of one man o! Just respect yasef and face the opponent that still loves u enough to come back home at night.

Oh puhlease follow the instructions on ur screen shot and contact them with the number. But if u can, wait for 2 months as the guy above me just said. I don’t know why he said 2 months tho, maybe WhatsApp only remembers things for two months or by then dem don catch u for scamming.

The dude being offered money looks scared.

But is it not the same Asaba where police were assaulted a human rights activist just last week?

Majek Fashek of blessed memory don talk am finish, religion is nothing but politics. UAE where most hotels will not accommodate you if ure checking in with a female partner who is not ur wife, now endorses by law premarital sex that is taken for granted here in Nigeria! All these rabble killing themselves over imagined 77 round heavenly sex in the north of Nigeria shud ask their imams where UAE discovered the King James Version of the Koran that they’re using now, because it seems to be working out better for them there than us here.

Don’t stop there they should also abstain from sex, so that there’ll be an eleven day period next year in which North Korea will not experience any birth through out, because the supreme leader lost his dad then. No matter how cruel and stupid a man is he will always find others more stupid than he is to rule over.

Hmph!

Stella Obj died while her husband was still in office. Turai didn’t get to stay long enough to contact, but dame PEJ at some point had to mix orthodox with non-orthodox medicine in India before she fit see front.

Now it’s mummy village-head’s turn.

Maybe they need to send for Indabosky the liquid metal aka the Rion to carry out some spiritual cleansing in that asorock because ayam not understanding again.

What was the baby doing in ur custody in the first place? Where in our patchwork constitution is it permitted to forcefully take a child as collateral for the parent's debt?? You paid a nurse N30k and the baby ended up dying so horribly, Liar Mohammedress!

This is most irresponsible and downright foolish! Are we supposed to be impressed that you’re a dumb criminal??

What was ur car doing on a golf course? It’s like dis aunty is looking for someone that’ll buy a new car for her. Since u didn’t hold the person there, what do u na want us to do? Abeg goan buy a new windshield & leave us alone o jaré, ure not Davido!

What’s wrong if she swam with a man, should she be swimming with a rubber ducky??

BabaIbo:
Are you normal at all?
I said I only know about him that day, I didn't say he started his activism OR whatever that day.

My point exactly is if I just learnt about him yesterday, that means he's not popular yet.
He's just growing, in order to grow faster he may have staged this...

At least on a scale of 1 to 10 on "being informed" scale, if I'm very strict with myself, I will be rate myself 7.
If I want to be factual, I will rate myself 8.5 and I'm just knowing about him and you call that a popular activist.
Hardly, any TOP activist that I don't know or read about.

Get out of my mention with your daftness. He is not a popular activist like you claim he is. Na upcoming him be.

You just couldn’t resist reaffirming ur foolishness to the entire NL! Mr Barometer of Activism there is no such thing as an "upcoming" activist, activism is not a job description. But I guess ur strict scale of 7 ratings has not told u that yet.



Meanwhile what is "get out of my mentions", u buy land for Nairaland ni?

And instead of building refineries they want to remove subsidy, even ashawo go add moni!!

Okay, we hear. Now goan take ur drugs, kpele.

And u came to tell us so we can do....?

Your wife pulled a knife on u & ur mom because u haven’t been in charge of ur home. She has seen that ure just a male and not a man.

Telling us that ur preferred method of addressing it is by carrying face in ur own house instead of sending her back to her parents for the omugwo shows that ure not even aware that a lifelong problem has only just begun.

Once a woman loses her respect for u, there’s no turning back.

propzncribz:
"Working boys" Should always have a side hustle even if they don't take it seriously. What would it cost to snap a few houses and post them online for sale or even short-let? Maybe actually rent out a few properties a month and save the clients number as "client this or that" and If situations like this arises, they have proof to show they work as realtors.

Are u aware that client is just another street slang for an internet fraudster's victim? Those guys were robbed by people who are being paid to protect them, there’s no excuse for what happened to them.

There’s no PR campaign that can change what Nigerians think about the police. Enough with the "not all of them are bad" comments biko, which policeman do u know to be living within their means? Bloody criminals in uniform!

BabaIbo:
I don't need to google any thing, I know he's the one that made the post of the little baby that was starved to death by his mom's boss. That was how I know him because I saw the username that posted it.

I still maintain my point that it is staged, there is nothing humans can't do for more popularity.
Since he has the court and ball, he may need to play which is growing his popularity in any possible way.

How many people know him prior to yesterday?
With this, his popularity will soar coupled with sympathy effect that works well on most Nigerians.

You only heard of him a few days ago and you’re now certain that he started his activism that day. Oga, just goan google him then come back to thank me for teaching you to look well before you leap.




Even a fool is thought wise when he keeps quiet.

What makes you think women can ever be satisfied?? That u last one hour on top of her is not a guarantee that she cannot imagine herself in bed with another when ure not around. Everyone has a secret fantasy that they’d gladly indulge in without their partners if society weren’t so judgmental. So just do you and quit thinking if u can change the color of an ocean with ur piss.

I think it’s about time Nairaland gives us an emoji for jaw dropping. Some posts are so astonishing that the eyes cannot bear to witness such foolishness alone! Nwanne go back and take ur drugs.

BabaIbo:
I suspect it's staged.

The guy wan trend ni.

Google Harrison Gwamnishu first, then come back and read this ur comment again.

Ah, ‘‘tis the voice crying in the wilderness saying, make way make way PMB don chop pass GEJ!

This guy sha is the only one saying & doing things that his whole party doesn’t have the guts to say or do. And if u think it’s just because he doesn’t reside here now, this administration that is adept at mudslinging would have released information to discredit him if they could find any by now.

Dis ur heading go fear Cubana Chiefpriest first first!

Cool as ice and quick with a smile, everyone loves Ramsey including one of my smallie that year for Ojez bar.

Never could tell if her moaning was for me or one careless spirit husband in Ramsey’s form.

Nevertheless, happy birthday nwoke oma.

Now this is not something u see every day in Nigeria. No one ever resigns because of "rot" or "corruption" in any system in this country, when the greater part of our workforce in this nation are all living above their pay grades.

Nothing is hidden under dis our hot sun for long sha, 2secs the real truth go soon burst!

Oga it’s devout and not devoted, Grammarnazi tell am na!