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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Or Had Sex With Your Neighbor ? And How Did It Go� by olisaEze(m): 11:19pm On Aug 17, 2020
It went well. grin
Politics › Re: Throwback Picture Of Arthur Eze Giving Governor Obiano One Million Dollars by olisaEze(m): 11:18pm On Aug 17, 2020
bankulizer:
Does that matter, CSR cuts across. Maybe you should read the meaning of CSR..If you say it's not then he did giveaway grin grin grin
Na giveaway e do then. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Throwback Picture Of Arthur Eze Giving Governor Obiano One Million Dollars by olisaEze(m): 11:14pm On Aug 17, 2020
bankulizer:
Did he give him $1M so he can control him like a puppet?..All na Corporate Social Responsibility CSR. Obiano say no be by force...That's why the Bible says be wary of gifts...
Corporate Social Responsibility? Which of his businesses is in the state? huh
Romance › Re: Can You Wear This To Church??? See How This Lady Dressed Up by olisaEze(m): 11:08pm On Aug 17, 2020
How can you wear only body paint to anywhere before! Which kain mumu question is diswan na?angry
Politics › Re: Orji Kalu Rocks Chukwueze Jersey (Photos) by olisaEze(m): 8:21pm On Aug 17, 2020
Nice jersey, the name making sense. me no mind buy am.

Meanwhile all d pipo above me complaining about his gut have big beer guts bigger than his.

That’s why dey r all rushing to 'belly-shame' a man much older than they are.

Late night indomie & 5 boiled eggs after drinking beer all evening na their work! grin grin
Car Talk › Re: Innoson: I Received Order For $4.7m Cars From SierraLeon As NASS Rejects My Cars by olisaEze(m): 10:30pm On Aug 16, 2020
FemiMaduka:
It's almost a waste of time putting in any effort to make Nigeria sane. How can the legislature of a country with the largest number of poor people globally choose, almost biannually, to expend scarce FX on buying expensive foreign automobiles at the expense of a budding Nigerian brand (however "inferior" they think it is). This is nothing short of madness!

I was watching a program shot around 2008/10 on Aljazeera about India and the struggle to gain admission into the prestigious Indian Institute of Technology (IIT). To my amazement, a senior police officer of a rank somewhat equivalent to a CP had a Fiat Padmini as official vehicle! Up to the early 2000s, the PM of India was using the Hindustan Ambassador (an iconic car) for state functions. This is an India with an economy almost 7 times the size of ours!

Ideally, what should be the business of officials of a country with over 100 million poor people (highest globally) with expensive foreign automobiles?

When some dunces want to make excuses, they'd say Innoson is not a proven brand, or that it is an imitation of a Chinese brand. So what! It employs Nigerians; pays taxes and duties into the Nigerian coffers; it is making our auto industry kick and it is putting us on the map of automobile manufacturers! Commonsensically, against what some lunatics would infer by saying "moving coffins", if the IVM brand of automobiles were not safe, foreign countries wouldn't even come near it.

China kicked off by imitating Western automobile designs and concepts, exactly what IVM is doing. Today, it is leading the US in the race for 5G technology and breaking new bounds in other areas.

This is a country of foolish, myopic and ignorant people.
I want to nominate you for 'the 600 years of Continuous Enjoyment & Orgasm' award for dis your comment! grin grin
Romance › Re: Man Lies On The Floor To Propose To His Girlfriend But She Turns Him Down by olisaEze(m): 10:01pm On Aug 16, 2020
Smart girl! grin

After dobale’in to propose you wii now turn to 'king of musanga' after marriage and expect her to kneel 'dan n beg' whenever u feel offended! Proposal bawo grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Woman Killed In Ibadan After Sunday Shodipe Fled Police Custody by olisaEze(m):
NPF sef, so if dis woman was not murdered they would have just kept silent about this murderer’s "escape" and prayed no one remembers! I hope 'Evans the kidnapper' has not "escaped" his own since? angry

Crime › Re: Outrage As 3-year-old Boy Engaged By Adults In Cult Greeting by olisaEze(m): 10:28pm On Aug 14, 2020
Problem dey o! undecided
Celebrities › Re: "Is That A Man" - Fans React As Destiny Etiko Shares Photos Of Her Friend by olisaEze(m): 10:21pm On Aug 14, 2020
He’s from the same family as this famous Onitsha masquerade, he just forgot to put on his hat thasall. grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Coalition Commends Buhari For "Liberating 5 North-East States From Terrorists" by olisaEze(m): 6:23am On Aug 14, 2020
Some people papa no juss get shame!
Family › Re: Woman Bought A Gate To Shut Her Baby Out Of The Kitchen, The Baby Did This by olisaEze(m): 8:06pm On Aug 13, 2020
Dis wan na 'Aki & Pawpaw' pesin o. grin
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians On Social Media Blast Regina Daniel For Dressing Her Son Like Jesus. by olisaEze(m): 12:03am On Aug 13, 2020
So Jesus is now a Roman ba? There must bi sawdust in pipos brain nowadays. Mtchewww!
Politics › Re: NBC To Sanction Nigeria Info Over Mailafia Interview by olisaEze(m): 11:36pm On Aug 12, 2020
LibertyRep:
That has to be a joke taken too far.
My broda no bi joke o! Ur govt is in cahoots with d terrorists killing their citizens!! This action by d NBC is not how a govt serious about national security reacts to issues supposedly on d front burner!
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Dashboard Warning Lights by olisaEze(m): 11:27pm On Aug 12, 2020
adesanyadotun:
Be serious!
I don't understand
It’s called a Master Warning Light. It’s usually accompanied by another warning sign. It may be on in the dashboard because of:
Low tire pressure
Low fuel
Low washer fluid
Low coolant
Low battery voltage
A door is ajar
The parking brake is still engaged
Headlights have been left on
The fuel cap is loose or missing
If you are having trouble figuring out why this light is on, you can have a certified mechanic run a diagnostic test on ur car.

Now back to my unserious side, 'e don bi for you'! Na that palliative way u bin dey dodge u wan do for ur mechanic so! grin grin grin
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Dashboard Warning Lights by olisaEze(m): 2:49pm On Aug 12, 2020
It means "e don be!" grin grin
Politics › Re: The Moment Rivers State Taskforce Vehicle Was Destroyed By Angry Youths (Video) by olisaEze(m): 1:58pm On Aug 12, 2020
GeneralPula:
Useless angry youths..
Angry, yes. Useless? No!

They got the Governor’s attention who relieved a certain over pompous appointee of his precious appointment/power. The next person that gets appointed to that position, will respect him/herself.
Now ask urself if uve got their guts first before u start calling other people useless next time.
Career › Re: Inner Galaxy Group Treating Nigerians Like Slaves by olisaEze(m): 1:47pm On Aug 12, 2020
Yankee101:
Are you stupid?
No need to ask, he’s stupid!
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: 'That's Bullshit'- Mercy Eke Says As She's Not Supporting Any Housemate by olisaEze(m): 1:41pm On Aug 12, 2020
Spoken like a true bimbo! grin

That car ure talking from including d business ure into now were added to ur life by those same unknown jobless pipo’s votes, u ungrateful puffed up hag. Just watch as whomever emerges winner will send u to oblivion, mgbeke!

Romance › Re: Guys Won't Kill Me With Laughter O by olisaEze(m): 8:26am On Aug 12, 2020
Preciousgirl:
Which one is head again grin cheesy
Its d cap. It’s at the head of d "sucrutum" (speaking in indabosky) grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Girl That Reject boyfriend Engagement Ring Denies Him And Follow Another Man by olisaEze(m):
Bending a knee indicates that you’ve been smitten by love for her, and ure begging for her hand in marriage.

But since pipo no longer ascribe to artistes in d genre of 'Boyz ll men' with songs like 'Down on Bended Knees' and instead listen more to NairaMarley’s 'Puta' or Olamide’s 'Pawon', what d’ya expect? grin Proposal don turn military parade ne! "Ah wan marry u, u gree!?" grin grin

Politics › Re: Ize-Iyamu Commissions Borehole In Uromi, Edo (Photos) by olisaEze(m): 7:16pm On Aug 10, 2020
You neva win u don dey act! Egungu bi kiafuu na express u dey o! grin

Education › Re: Surviving Nigeria As A Graduate Today By Deji Yesufu by olisaEze(m): 3:39pm On Aug 10, 2020
May God in heaven bless you for this beautiful epistle to the 'Young People in Nigeria'.

Honesty and contentment are not values that one can acquire in a day, they come from a lifetime of habit inculcated in children as they grow, by parents that live/lived by those same principles.

God bless you once again, both author and Op. grin
Education › Re: Stop Saying ‘hello’ When Someone Calls You- See The Correct Word And 13 Others by olisaEze(m): 1:31pm On Aug 10, 2020
"Hello, good day", let me first wait for grammernazi before I talk my own. grin

While we’re waiting, it’s a pair of 'shoes' and it’s "I will advise" not 'advised'. grin grin

But thanks for d lessons. grin
Crime › Re: Kaduna Killings: Fulani Militia Suspects Arrested (Photos) by olisaEze(m): 1:24pm On Aug 10, 2020
Handcuff finish for the police station, abi Oga neva send impress?

I thot dey reported that d killers always show up with sophisticated assault rifles, na dem bi dis? huh
TV/Movies › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: “Erica Will Be A Slut Outside The House, Laycon Will Win BBNaija” by olisaEze(m): 1:22pm On Aug 10, 2020
So u mean that Laycon guy is an accurate representation of how Nigerian men chase girls? How on earth would anyone want that kind of moody, weak arse dude to win? I mean is all that his whining supposed to be entertaining? huh
Romance › Re: Love At Oyo COVID-19 Isolation Centre: Discharged Lady Goes Home With Soldier by olisaEze(m): 1:12pm On Aug 10, 2020
Hmm...touch & follow, the new and improved sambisa edition. If u know u know grin grin

Autos › Re: 2 UNITS OF VERY CLEAN REGISTERED 2014 ACCORD UPGRADED TO 2017 for N2.950M &N2.7M by olisaEze(m): 8:00am On Aug 09, 2020
Is d one with d leather interior still available?
Politics › Re: BREAKING: OBJ Endorses Adelegan For Ondo Governor by olisaEze(m): 7:26am On Aug 09, 2020
Baba don old sha grin! In spite of his many personal failings, this man remains d best President this country has ever had.
In his time, Nigerians were respected across d globe.
He made sure he brought back prominent technocrats to help d nation’s economy.
He wasn’t tribalistic in his appointments and there was ease of doing business in Nigeria in his time.

Much unlike d fellow currently rewarding terrorists at d expense of honest Nigerians and to d detriment of d IDPs right now! angry
Politics › Re: Mummy 'calm Down' Finally Meets Lagos State Governor, Babajide Sanwo-olu (photos by olisaEze(m): 7:04am On Aug 09, 2020
The little things God uses to bring men to prominence.
Science/Technology › Re: Architect Ibechile Egwudale Commences Fabrication Of Metals Into Machineries by olisaEze(m): 6:57am On Aug 09, 2020
No how no how, one cannot bleep peacefully on that bed in d 6th pic without sounding like d Lagos state orchestra. undecided

Metal beds will announce u & ur partners journey to orgasm to all ur neighbors like dey have personal beef for u. grin grin

But nice looking accomplishments tho.

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