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It went well. ![]() |
bankulizer:Na giveaway e do then. ![]() |
bankulizer:Corporate Social Responsibility? Which of his businesses is in the state? ![]() |
How can you wear only body paint to anywhere before! Which kain mumu question is diswan na? ![]() |
Nice jersey, the name making sense. me no mind buy am. Meanwhile all d pipo above me complaining about his gut have big beer guts bigger than his. That’s why dey r all rushing to 'belly-shame' a man much older than they are. Late night indomie & 5 boiled eggs after drinking beer all evening na their work! ![]() |
FemiMaduka:I want to nominate you for 'the 600 years of Continuous Enjoyment & Orgasm' award for dis your comment! ![]() |
Smart girl! ![]() After dobale’in to propose you wii now turn to 'king of musanga' after marriage and expect her to kneel 'dan n beg' whenever u feel offended! Proposal bawo ![]() |
NPF sef, so if dis woman was not murdered they would have just kept silent about this murderer’s "escape" and prayed no one remembers! I hope 'Evans the kidnapper' has not "escaped" his own since? ![]()
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Problem dey o! ![]() |
He’s from the same family as this famous Onitsha masquerade, he just forgot to put on his hat thasall. ![]()
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Some people papa no juss get shame! |
Dis wan na 'Aki & Pawpaw' pesin o. ![]() |
So Jesus is now a Roman ba? There must bi sawdust in pipos brain nowadays. Mtchewww! |
LibertyRep:My broda no bi joke o! Ur govt is in cahoots with d terrorists killing their citizens!! This action by d NBC is not how a govt serious about national security reacts to issues supposedly on d front burner! |
adesanyadotun:It’s called a Master Warning Light. It’s usually accompanied by another warning sign. It may be on in the dashboard because of: Low tire pressure Low fuel Low washer fluid Low coolant Low battery voltage A door is ajar The parking brake is still engaged Headlights have been left on The fuel cap is loose or missing If you are having trouble figuring out why this light is on, you can have a certified mechanic run a diagnostic test on ur car. Now back to my unserious side, 'e don bi for you'! Na that palliative way u bin dey dodge u wan do for ur mechanic so! ![]() |
It means "e don be!" ![]() |
GeneralPula:Angry, yes. Useless? No! They got the Governor’s attention who relieved a certain over pompous appointee of his precious appointment/power. The next person that gets appointed to that position, will respect him/herself. Now ask urself if uve got their guts first before u start calling other people useless next time. |
Yankee101:No need to ask, he’s stupid! |
Spoken like a true bimbo! ![]() That car ure talking from including d business ure into now were added to ur life by those same unknown jobless pipo’s votes, u ungrateful puffed up hag. Just watch as whomever emerges winner will send u to oblivion, mgbeke!
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Preciousgirl:Its d cap. It’s at the head of d "sucrutum" (speaking in indabosky) ![]() |
Bending a knee indicates that you’ve been smitten by love for her, and ure begging for her hand in marriage. But since pipo no longer ascribe to artistes in d genre of 'Boyz ll men' with songs like 'Down on Bended Knees' and instead listen more to NairaMarley’s 'Puta' or Olamide’s 'Pawon', what d’ya expect? Proposal don turn military parade ne! "Ah wan marry u, u gree!?" ![]()
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You neva win u don dey act! Egungu bi kiafuu na express u dey o! ![]()
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May God in heaven bless you for this beautiful epistle to the 'Young People in Nigeria'. Honesty and contentment are not values that one can acquire in a day, they come from a lifetime of habit inculcated in children as they grow, by parents that live/lived by those same principles. God bless you once again, both author and Op. ![]() |
"Hello, good day", let me first wait for grammernazi before I talk my own. ![]() While we’re waiting, it’s a pair of 'shoes' and it’s "I will advise" not 'advised'. ![]() But thanks for d lessons. ![]() |
Handcuff finish for the police station, abi Oga neva send impress? I thot dey reported that d killers always show up with sophisticated assault rifles, na dem bi dis? ![]() |
So u mean that Laycon guy is an accurate representation of how Nigerian men chase girls? How on earth would anyone want that kind of moody, weak arse dude to win? I mean is all that his whining supposed to be entertaining? ![]() |
Hmm...touch & follow, the new and improved sambisa edition. If u know u know ![]()
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Is d one with d leather interior still available? |
Baba don old sha ! In spite of his many personal failings, this man remains d best President this country has ever had. In his time, Nigerians were respected across d globe. He made sure he brought back prominent technocrats to help d nation’s economy. He wasn’t tribalistic in his appointments and there was ease of doing business in Nigeria in his time. Much unlike d fellow currently rewarding terrorists at d expense of honest Nigerians and to d detriment of d IDPs right now! ![]() |
The little things God uses to bring men to prominence. |
No how no how, one cannot bleep peacefully on that bed in d 6th pic without sounding like d Lagos state orchestra. ![]() Metal beds will announce u & ur partners journey to orgasm to all ur neighbors like dey have personal beef for u. ![]() But nice looking accomplishments tho. |
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