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I have neva been so confused in my life by an article...

...First u say it’s not their fault, then u say they’re made to lead straight men astray! Which is it, oga?

U sound like someone struggling in d closet, don’t goan die in silence o. because all dis ur ramblings sound more like a cry for hep!!.

Stupidest motive one has ever heard in dis life!

You killed ur other half because of what, mr rugged?? It’s like some pipo have tomato purée as brain matter!!! What sort of Cain-like excuse is dis one nw?

In Fela’s voice; when trouble sleep nyanga go wake am, wetin e dey find?

The recolonization of Africa by the Chinese, and our stupid dumbest party in Africa the APC under this clueless 'always in shock mode' president agreed to this?

God no go shame us because of una!

Yes, for 'African salad' aka abächà.

As usual, a thread meant to awaken the sleeping giant in the Nigerian youth on NL is turned to an all out tribal bashing affair.

None of una get sense at all!!

Has Buratai relocated from Borno?

Is it till dis pipo kill a sitting Governor that our 'shocking' President will change him?

All those that voted this calamity government, how market?

From 2015 till date, wahala no dey finish for Naija! Things fall apart when the center can no longer hold.
And who’s at d center again? That’s right, the grand patron of these same people!

#blacklivesmatter never finish to fight against racism born from the transatlantic slave trade where human beings were exchanged for gunpowder and pieces of glass mirrors, and these useless administration is already trying to resell us to the chinks for 21st century baubles?

Nor vote dis man! Nor vote dis man!! Una no hear, see am na? After BH and terrorists, Covid19 and poverty, we’ll still have d Chinese to contend with. What a useless contraption this country has become.

Yea that’s not news, as we’ve been getting a lot of that feedback from him lately.

In fact, we wud have been shocked if he wasn’t shocked!!

In fact, I’m shocked that this thread is not as shocking as it ought to be!

Very true sir, you didn’t collect 53 contract jobs.

Cairo Ojougboh put the figure a certain Mr Nelson collected on ur behalf at 1000 NDDC jobs all at once!

They’re warming ur seat in hellfire as we speak presently, sir.

Did I just see extra-judicial killing? Is that how entrenched dis people have become in the north?

Buratai, shame! shame! shame! SHAME!!! What good did ur relocation to Borno now do? Under ur leadership this people are talking of "extrajudicial" killings because they have now carved out their own country and system of governance.

Shame on Mr President for letting this fester while retaining confidence in incompetent security chiefs! shame on all the northern elites who see terrorists as if they’re agitating for something noble.

But most of all, a big shame to any youth that has been an apologist for the political elite that have done nothing else but migrate from one party to the other just to protect his personal interests. May the blood of those that have been shed unnecessarily in the past decade hunt you and your whelps forever! God punish una!!

Im constituents tell am say na rumpled clothes bi dia problem

Anyway what I’m I even saying! You reap what u sow, and as u make ur bed so u’ll lie on it. When dey have sold dia votes sinceeeee to d highest bidder!

The man is just using this to cover his looting of dia constituency project moni na. What did dey expect, a hospital?

A convicted kleptomaniac and pipo who he stole from came out in their numbers to welcome him!

49sitting 99standing, suffering and smiling!

Na wa for who dey pursue dis man upandan since! Which kyn falling hand bi dis wan na?

All this can happen if ur friends start hailing u as "the bar"! "the bar"!!

People won’t quickly realize that they don’t mean the Nigerian Bar Association, rather you have been called to Peka Hotel Bar adjacent to Sweet Sensation in Allen!

samsard:
Don't mind them. They're just hypocrites. All they want to do is police a woman's body.

Ah juss tire for all d 'self appointed' spiritual police way pesin dey see for dis forum!

After all the time & effort, not to mention an incredible amount of hard work + cash, spent on achieving her target body, all some jobless, impossible to motivate, archaic, diminished self worth and insensitive Naija youths can see and comment on is sense of decency!?

Lazy ass fools! What sense of decency can you claim to possess when it can’t lead you to just make a simple compliment and move on!?

PureGoldh:
Funny enough...I don't know why "Thank You" is so hard for some people to say atleast for the time the guy used to draw him.

Some people's ego can't be measured

For the young bloods..just know it that ➡️Being criticized can be a tough thing to handle...even though it sometimes can be very useful to help you grow or improve something you do...Keep pushing

Nna, na 'puregold' u drop ere like dis so!

But why u go dey date person way dem dey call 'Amosu'?

Abii ur mama not tell u say 'Amosu' na wintch for Ibo land?

Short man with tall ambition!

What is PDP’s logo looking for there?

Lol

"Hoping they can shock him"!? Buhari has been in shock since we voted him in in 2015, e never recover since!

Terryishere:
She's black not white, and for your future information, whites are the biggest liars on this planet.

Wehdone minister of information, whether black or white an American will definitely cause issues for you if they suspect u have played on their emotions. As for "the biggest liars on the planet" look to ur own government!

sacajawea:
SO This could be "God's Blessing"?

Same way a prostitute helped a nation by hiding their spies. Abi u neva read d story of Rahab in bible?

He’s/She’s not gay, she/he is a transgender. Just first go while making sure you don’t make any promises. Oyinbo pipo no dey like pipo wen dey lie. God’s blessings most times don’t come in ways you anticipate, stop looking a gift horse in d mouth. If u like dey here dey do "ask a friend", 40 go catch u and u fit neva achieve anything or police fit see u were u dey carry that ur lappy go fix shoot u as yahoo boi!

techmo:





Can't talk of brothel prostitute... But Oloshos, call girls or runs girls do fall in love very easily..

When you invite one over , buy her all she wants to eat and drink, give her cruise, joke and make her laugh, talk to her like a real human and gist about her life as a person not a sextoy, trust me she would soon love up and crash the price , or offer pro bono services and even refuse to go back to her place ,cooking and cleaning for free

And if you want to finish her and fvck her head up, give her 5-10 min of pleasure neck kissing, nipples and clits, then chop her , after fvcking her don't just sleep off or ignore her, draw her closer and cuddle her with some chitty chatty compliments and some bullshit


Formatting a man's head is right before sex, for a woman it's immediately after sex



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Hmm! Epa domö, no how no how these items must dey ur wardrobe lasan!

Old firewood nor dey quick die!

Maxymilliano:
Is he bleaching or something ?

....or something

Pesin way me fine pass sef!

The US is a bully no doubt, but the Arabs are bigger bullies. And the only way to deal with a bully is to get bigger and hit harder!
Visit their country and then you’ll know the meaning of rights abuse without respite.

I don’t pity Iran, their govt hasn’t made moves to engender trust internationally. So all these Nigerian Muslims crying foul should shift joor. We have our own problems that we haven’t even begun to understand how to tackle facing us right here.