₦airaland Forum

Why won't somebody toast and re-toast the same person in one week, when make-up keeps changing their faces like chameleons. Tomorrow men will become scum when its their morning face that keeps scaring neeghas away!

At the end of the day, some men are no different from animals. Twenty years his senior, that's old enough to be his mother! If it's not the victim, the devil will bear the blame for his actions, in his convoluted mind!

I don't care if it's just for the gram, this man is the only one that has understands the pulse of this nation. Much unlike the tie-neck president that believes any breakdown in security is an act of God!

Tell me how Niger, Mali and Burkina Faso will want to remain in an ECOWAS whose Chairman unconstitutionally sneaks to France repeatedly for instructions!

A keeper is only as good as his defense! However, the hope is that someone seems to be finally stepping into the size 49 shoes of Enyeama.

E shock CAF how Osimhen be knocking down defenders in the competition without Viagra!

"When asked why he was promoted after retirement, he attributed it to the will of God."

Yeah, that's the real Oga kpata-kpata at the top! Baba God, You too much!!🙌

Adonundastand some kind people sometimes. When Hamas slaughtered defenseless women & children in Israel it was not genocide, but the retaliation is??

Buy pancake and give them to rub on their faces then! You cannot live a champagne life on a palm-wine income and expect not to be impoverished.

Adonknow about all these percentages, but if it's Nigeria, on a scale of one to ten, zero! In Rwanda the police is your friend no matter the nationality, in Nigeria the only friend the police know is money! In Ghana the sight of a policeman gives some measure of confidence. In Nigeria a uniformed man in sight is cause for brisk introspection on how much cash you can afford to part ways with for a yet to be manufactured offense.

Oga Bismarck, you're in the govt now, so ask your principal. As for we Nigerians, we already know that the past administration has mortgaged almost everything of value this country has, including the crude in the ground, to fund their medical trips abroad! Unless Dangote plans to refine palm kernel oil, he has to think outside the box to get that refinery working!

So when they're counting lawyers that have presented a case in the Supreme Court, dis wan will also come out too! Festus no do pass like dis before dem knack am Senior Advocate of Nonsense! By the time this Party is through with Nigeria, plenty SANd-SANd go don full our garri finish!

shortIGBOman:
Emeka, when you don construct your own Refinery, you fit do as you like. But leave Dangote alone.

Rather than contribute when Emeka eventually constructs his own refinery, the FG will tax the living shyte outta him! But Dangote that CBN dashed half of the forex in their vaults to, should be left alone to do as he likes?? Something must be wrong with ya head if that's how you think business is done!

A very ambitious fellow this man is, but always behind the times intellectually. Nigeria has thankfully left the next level for Buhari's cousins in Niger. We are now in the era of renewed hopelessness and as such, cannot be persuaded back to the frying pan because his excellency, Donatello the Ninja turtle, is suffering from grandiose delusions!

Pishures of said marks on said children's heads or adonbilivit, because these daughters of Eve can say and do anything against their ex's at anytime T!

Hadi Sirika colluded with Ethiopians to defraud his country. Now Funtua's son is being accused of the same thing, this time with a Ugandan! Niger arguably benefited more from PMB's reign than the Nigerians that made him. I just tire for these northerners that will not let go of the one Nigeria but are eager to ruin it whenever they get the chance, and always in collusion with foreigners!

Chai, half-caste in the streetz! Bus conductors and wheelbarrow pushers go don lash like 2yrs comot for her life.

DMerciful:
You don't know and you don't wanna know. Go and read what Chidi Odinkalu wrote about the fact that Lalong is from same local government area as Dogban. When Lalong was governor, he appointed Dogban's daughter as the Plateau state high court judge.

What you saw with the appeal court judgement is returning a favor.

Why do you think the electorates wanna recall him if they actually voted for him albinitio?

To look but not to see.

Hear say, non admissible in court.

Every other State Assembly Speaker is busy taking notes!

Elections have consequences for the common man, that's why!

After voting for broda, Oluwale don carry frustration pack give small pikin wen no reach to carry am!

In a country where the govt is proudly inconsistent with it's policy protection of the elderly, and totally lacking in accountability from inaccurate pension records to koro-koro embezzlement, the only pension anyone can really rely on in this country is a well trained child. The biggest challenges facing retirees in Nigeria is housing and medicare, which is covered by non else but family!

"Ijiji ma mma atu okwē nâ ikpó nsī kariria akarí", the housefly buzzes around in vain when it knows it cannot carry the pile of $h*t! Before you start threatening the whole north on behalf of the president & the SW, first show us evidence of how you won your polling unit for Tinubu. Talk is always cheap, especially when its coming from a nobody!

Trouble in paradise! Just now just now, Alhaji don turn Mr!!

A DPO makes more than N1m in a day, so it'd be easy to avoid this small sh*t from staining his patella. Give us the ones that killed Nabeeha and not all these low level criminals!

Holla911:
You are probably not serious about selling this car at the price tag.

It's not a probability, e no wan sell!

At a certain age, every man should have a certain measure of dignity in public. Gov Adeleke dances beautifully, while this guy just makes a fool of himself! Every court needs a jester though, and apparently this guy is competing with Reno for that role in this our supreme court admin.

Someone said Boney M were a Christmas Carol singing group ....all these indomie generation sef, kikikiki!

As gifted as Frank Farian was, his real talent was scamming, and he scammed the world at least twice! First with Bobby of Boney M, then with Milli Vanilli. Non of those groups wrote or recorded their own songs. They were all performers miming on stage while the unsuspecting audiences danced to Frank's voice!

"The billionaire heiress, who is no stranger to failed relationships??" Op u're mad gan!! Asin she is a serial single! Dem no go kii person for dis NL!!

Wetin dem talk say you do?? A university is not obliged to award you a degree for paying fees. If you're going to be parading their certificate upandan for passing through their school, then the school needs to pass through you first! Hope you and your school settles the matter amicably without recourse to SM courts!

Here's a clue, Toyota does not start with an H!

Shocking! So who Chinaza Philips kon kidnap, abi victim no get name & NIN ni??