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I'll love to meet the following people:-
Kobojunkie( She remains the most intelligent, articulated and eloquent female on NL, I know people will beg to disagree with me on that)
Carlitos77( Nairaland's finest one and only Patrick Obiahagbon of NL. That guy is an intellect, I respect him)
Afam4eva( He is a very nice guy, very jovial too, NL would be boring without him)
Billyonaire( I want to be a billionaire like him)
Seun( who no wan see Nigeria's Mark Zuckerberg)

Bro, your good to go with those documentation. However, I'll advise you apply after their olympics, you stand 80% of getting the visa and 90% if you apply in winter!!

[quote author=Dave_icig]Dear All,
I am planning to request for a General Visitor / Tourist visa @ the UK Emabassy and i've got the following documents Intact.

Letter of Employment
Confirmation of employment
Job Function
Leave Letter
6 Months Pay Slips (Showing my monthly salary)
6 Months Bank Statement - showing my salary inflow & allowances over the past 6 months (with 1.1m as my balance)
Hotel Reservation
Company ID Card

As gave my documents to a friend who does UK Visa to people and she told me that my age is a problem, because i'm just 20yr +, she said that the VISA officer might be having some issues with my age that how can a Nigerian of 20yrs be working and earn 160k as monthly salary and also having a balance of 1.1m.

Kindly advice if truly there is a problem with my application.

I am still a student of University of Lagos but also works at thesame time as a Network Administrator with an IT firm.

Please Advice[/quote]

@ Justwise and vicjustice.. Please I need your help on this matter. I have been denied UK visit visa on two ocassion. The first denial was due to my inability to proof the fundsin my account with supporting documents like payslip and tax clearance(01-03-2012), I reapplied again on 03-05-2012 with 450k in my account, and the required documentation, I was refused on the grounds that I am taking more money than I can afford for the trip. Now I've lodged enough sum in my acct and want re-apply next month. I'll like to know my chances of getting the visa this time around!

Interesting topic. I'll just watch from the sidelines!!

Hallelujah!! For the first time ever, you've posted something reasonable!!

RIP to the Teacher.

chucky234: You leave condolence message wey you suppose post for here come dey post remembrance of the teenage girls wey you don bleepv for the school, na people like you dey spoil corpers dem name.

Thanks, but no thanks. I'll rather go to Cameroun!!

dnawah: if they no give u i hav house in ghana ok

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Oh God please make the UK embassy give me Visa....... So that I can defect from this country, just in time. Before this war starts!!....

Security Alert!!!!! This forum is infiltrated by a Boko Haram element. His moniker is "Fornorth".

Why do you like talking like a fool!!..... Your likes should be in the bush!!
Slowpoke of retards!!

chucky234: What a pointer,hmmm scratching my head profusely.
If a man has defended GEJ from within can put sentiment aside to admit that our dear president has failed Nigerians then what will be faith of Billyonaire,Demdem,Ifihearam,Dedeike,Explorer,Kutchs,Karl max who has only defended GEJ from satellite pits.
I am sure they will still put a blind fight to this,often wonder if they were born blind and only uses their inner senses to read and type.
Good one from Asari, the 40 laptops will dumbly deviate from the point raised then turn it into ethnic war on NL.

Personally, I don't like the man. But I like his billions!!!

Here comes Nairaland's finest, our one and only, undisputed OON, GCON, CFN Carlistos77 ( AKA Patrick Obiahagbon of Nairaland)

Thank you sir, for gracing this thread. I just read your take on the topic on ground. And believe me you, I wasn't unable to decipher what you put down. Could you kind enough as to break it down in lay man language so that I can understand.

I no know who better pass between you and Mr Pato
God bless you sir!!

CARLISTO77: My Dear, I am here, just trying to look into things with prepossessed and shrewd agility.
I think that the man in question is trying to cause kooky discombobulation with his vagaries and abject befuddlement.
I feel his preposterousness is way ajar of being comunicative, and of edutainment appossiteness it should engender.

You're the most peripatetic, inusitate, extempore simpleton on earth. A cretinous person. It is because of dunce like you that we have a reputation of producing half baked inbred, you're nothing but a product of a failed educational system.

Stupid, useless slowpoke of retards!!

chucky234: Who is this absurd goon,so you are now the grandfather of NL abi. What makes you think I'll have to wait for your opinion to trash your clueless combobulated aquarish brain,your mumu wear coat.

And who asked of your useless opinion?? I think you're the ignoramus here!! Smh! All this nairaland newbies looking for irrelevant recognizition

chucky234: Ignorance is truly a disease with little cure,you dumbly wished your supposed mentor death without blinking an eyelid.

No sir, I attended FGC IK

ayobase: Off Topic:
Did U attend Olivet Baptist High School, Oyo?

Mr Pato more grease to your elbow. You are and will always remain my Mentor.
The Igodo Migodo of Nigeria

May you live long sir!

Please where is Carlitos77. The Nairaland Patick Obahiagbon to give us his take on this!!

What is really happening in this country. I am tired of hearing bad news every day. Today bomb in Jos, tomorrow bomb in Sokoto, next tomorrow bomb in Borno. Why can't this crazy blood thirsty Islamic sect be flushed out. Declare the whole Northern states " State of Emergency" and flush out those miscreants. I am really sick and tired of this bombings. Haba!!

Overrated!!

If indeed there is a 40 man laptop squad for Jonah. Then I would love to indicate my interest to join the group. Thereby making it a 41 man laptop squad. I am hoping the pay is skyrocketing

Hmmm I don't know what to say.. But on a second note is it true, what I am hearing about the Jonah's 40 man laptop squad. Do such people exist on here? I thought this was all a joke ooohhh

@Caesar1988............. Please speak for yourself jooor. If Nigeria eventually breaks up, the Niger Deltans will go their separate ways.

@talk2me006

I forgot to include Obasanjo. Let's spare GEJ for now

@ Sexkillz

Your definition of love is on point jare!!
+10

@ Justwise and Vicjustice.

Thanks for unbanning me. I promise to conduct myself in an orderly fashion.. Osheeeeeeeey!!!!

@ Op

If your post is anything to go by. I'll pray Atiku, IBB, Ciroma will be aboard the flight, so that they can crash with the flight

@ Sotaj and Vicjustice

Yes, I now know why I got refused. You've spelled it out quite clearly. I have now taken note of the silly mistake that caused me the visa refusal. I intend applying again in Winter. What are my chances of getting the visa this time around, given the fact I've been already refused 2 times.

@ Vicjustice

Thanks bro for the enlightenment. I am going to reapply again in Winter. I am going to lodge funds in my account prior to the time of my visa application. I am going to lodge the sum of 600k. Please bear in mind that I earn 120k, and the other funds will be from my other business. Now my question is this. In the form where they ask, how much am I taking/spending for the trip to the UK? How much should I put there? should I put 300k excluding ticket fare? Since I intend staying for just 1 week?? Please your answer to my question would be appreciated immensely

God bless you

@ Spirit of Okija...
Its very dangerous to make jest of God, and also use his name in vain!!

@ Esere.

God bless you for such an Informative post.. More grease to your elbow, you too much!!