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LiteratureRe: Colour It White! by olulu(m): 11:53am On Feb 28, 2008
necking - smooching
making out - f**king
tripping - infactuated
emotionally attached - sexual attraction
the moon that shines for all - bitch on heat
in too deep- too far gone
F.F.F (aka fasi fayo fashi) - hit and run


shocked shocked shocked
Poems For ReviewRe: Rhymes by olulu(m): 10:20am On Feb 28, 2008
meexteriox:
[center]@Olulu
You drop it short and simple
Causing so much ripple
Welcome on board
I b’liv u’ve got nutin to hoard.

Do you b’liv in love?
When you can’t solve
Things that bother you most
Like, dating a ghost.

Just a welcome shot
Not for you to jot.[/center]


grin grin grin
Thanks for the greeting,
though felt u were teasing,
but since we aint competing,
i can take the ribbing.

i believe in love,
cos it's not aganist the law.

for as we get old,
things tend to get cold,
so we shouldn't put our feelings on hold,
just let it flow.

Loving is easy,
makes ur head kinda of like fuzzy.
but depends on your intentions,
for u to make the right connection.

just do try too hard,
and true love u will find.
LiteratureRe: An Open Invitation by olulu(m): 8:35am On Feb 28, 2008
[center]Lead me not into Temptation, i can find it myself[/center]

i love it when a lady does d inviting,
makes the offer enticing,

but how can we get intimate?
without physically gettin into it? embarassed embarassed embarassed

i love your body to explore,
taking things nice and slow on the floor, grin grin grin

you on top,
or me doing all the work,
just as much as there is no flop. wink wink wink

but if things are strictly intellectual,
and might possibly not get sexual,

then lead me not into temptation,
for i know temptation's destination. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

But then,
how can i pass up on a lady's offer?
when your world if i might still conquer.

Thus,
bring it on lady,
i will try to keep things tidy.

Hmmm,
when temperatures starts rising,
and we can't sort out our feelings.

Blame me not,
if i eventually get u twisted in a nut.

for when we get in too deep,
i might just let it rip. grin grin grin
Poems For ReviewRe: Rhymes by olulu(m): 8:02am On Feb 26, 2008
To win,
isn't a sin. cool
to wine and dine,
makes the soul fine. wink
and to fall in love,
isn't aganist the law. grin
Poems For ReviewNaughty Rhymes - Get Naughty But Not Vulgar, Or Else "ban" by olulu(op): 7:59am On Feb 26, 2008
Except u can be naughty without being vulgar, then u are welcome

otherwise "BAN" grin grin grin

FEEL ME FLOW




PLAY SAFE

I saw a girl in ekpoma,
Seated in a dark corner,
Chewing a nut called kola,
And sipping a bottle of coca cola.
As a true player,
An highly skilled woman hunter,
And a very successful toaster.
I stepped up to the sister,
In order to make her my lover.
Naturally am not a liar,
But I be sweet talker,
So I told the sister
My name na Michael Power
And that I be obasanjo’s uncle’s aunt’s step brother.
Sharp, sharp she draws me closer,
Telling me her name na Tina
That she needs a black brother
That has the power
To make her feel better.
Since the weather was getting colder
So I took her to my quarters
So we could get a little bit warmer
I used my finger to check the sister’s under
But I discover
That my ten fingers
Enter the sister for under
Anyway I brought out my hammer
And ram enter the sister for under
I first started to go tender
Then I went faster
Na so she say brother you can do better
I then started to hammer harder
Na so she shout brother you are greater
And as I go deeper
Na so she scream brother
You are the real lover
That has the power
To take me to the ninth wonder.
Anyway, nine months later,
I was a father,
Cos I didn’t use the rubber.
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LiteratureRe: An Open Invitation by olulu(m): 7:53am On Feb 26, 2008
Offer or Invitation to treat

Are you the lady that will match my actions
With the necessary reaction
To ignite my passion
Without any limitation
Or hesitations
But with plenty of imagination
Taking me to another dimension
And giving me your total cooperation
With enough vibrations
And gyrations
When am giving you sensual injections
Through my insertions
So as to grant you that satisfaction
That is devoid of lamentations
But that will get me and you into celebration
With plenty of jubilation
Are you the lady with the emotion of affection
And not of infatuation
But with the emotion
That will give me the inspiration
For all occasions
A lady with conversation
To fuel my determination
A lady with the right fusion of perfection
To give me the perfect relaxation
from emotional frustrations
A lady with no complication
But with the mental composition
That gets my appreciation
And gives me sweet sensation
In short,
Are you the lady with the right motivation
Wicked intention
And solid reputation
For an all night action
LiteratureRe: Colour It White! by olulu(m): 7:41am On Feb 26, 2008
sweet nothing - flattering

wonderful nonsense - flattering
LiteratureRe: Short, Witty Quotes! by olulu(m): 12:03pm On Feb 25, 2008
i ve got a few,

(a)
Live life,
don't let life leave you

(b)
Trust is not an inheritance,
its an investment.
and like all investment,
u either gain from it or u lose.

(c)
u lose to win,
and u win to lose,
u can't win always,
and u can't lose always.

but my all time favourite ;

(d)
Happiness is like a kiss, shocked shocked shocked
to get any good out of it ,
u have to give it to someone else. shocked shocked shocked


[b]Abi u go kiss urself?[/b] grin grin grin
Poems For ReviewRe: Rhymes by olulu(m): 11:35am On Feb 25, 2008
shocked shocked shocked
Poems For ReviewRe: Rhymes by olulu(m): 10:33am On Feb 25, 2008
wow, i love what i read and i want it all.
i neva explored this part of nairaland b4, am happy i found it.
its good to meet people of like minds .

here is my rhymes, just a bit of it though,


i have got what it takes,
to give u sweet cakes,
take a dip in my lake,
and u'll discover am not fake.
RomanceRe: I'm 20 He's 26: Is That Bad? by olulu(m): 9:20am On Jan 25, 2008
d age difference is ok, 6 yrs is not that much. personally i will prefer to b 5 years older than my babe

and its even said that women age faster than men, embarassed embarassed
so u dn't want to go lookin like his grand ma , do u? shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by olulu(m): 8:59am On Jan 25, 2008
our house maid grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Biggest Turn On; Big Butt Or Big Jugs by olulu(m): 10:18am On Jan 15, 2008
big boobs for me, specifically a size 34b   shocked shocked shocked, is quite adequate,
anytin after dat will b too much to handle grin grin grin
PropertiesHelp! I Need Accomodation For Pregnant Wife And Pregnant Girlfriend by olulu(op): 1:31pm On Jan 14, 2008
hi people, please my wife is pregnant and my girlfriend is due too, so i need a 2bed apartment urgently. shocked shocked shocked


just kidding o, am still single. but i need a 2bed room apartment in surulere, yaba, obanikoro, ilupeju, maryland, gbagada, ifako gbagada, anthony, akoka, iponri estate etc.
my budget is 200k p.a. , my number is 08025070892, call or send text, pls no flashing.
thanks people
RomanceRe: To Become A Real Man, You Must Cheat On Your Wife Or Girlfriend by olulu(m): 2:28pm On Jan 07, 2008
a man has got to do , what a man has got to do.
if cheating is what makes u a real man, good, , continue
in due course of time u shall be duly rewarded.
shocked shocked shocked

[b]da truth b told , we men are tool users,
mine has even got skills and stayin power, (infact has a mind of its own),
but i prefer to use my brain more than my dick,
y? cos my brain is also hard.
[/b]
grin grin grin
Forum GamesRe: Ur Secret Admierers { Do Tell Pls } by olulu(m): 2:15pm On Jan 07, 2008
hmmm,  shocked shocked shocked
i like my mama, and my papa, aka m.p
cool cool cool
RomanceRe: Not On Speaking Terms: How Long? by olulu(m): 10:27pm On Jan 06, 2008
depends on what caused the fight in d first place, the promixity of the couple, and their level of intimacy.
but rightly said, a man's ego and a woman's stubborness can block any peace effort by the another partner.
RomanceRe: Does He Like Me? by olulu(m): 12:37am On Dec 29, 2007
the truth of the matter is , if he was interested in u, he would have made his move.
so just play it cool sista, don't rush things, else u just might pass off as being desperate.
its not easy to really judge if he likes u or not, but most men (not all) are usually first or all sexually attracted to a lady b4 they start to like d lady

thus if he is not attracted by what he sees, then he just might neva make a move
RomanceSexual Abuse? When Less Than Ten Years Of Age by olulu(op): 12:23am On Dec 29, 2007
have u ever had ur privates fondled and done much more to, by an older cousin and/or an househelp (of the opposite sex) when u were less than 10years.
are u supposed to feel bad? and go for counselling? or is it confession?
cos i think i might have enjoyed it then, and i definitely don't feel bad about it.
or is it because am a guy?

just want ur views
RomanceRe: It's A Little Bit Had For Me Without U by olulu(m): 11:52pm On Dec 28, 2007
i miss d cute chick that stays opposite my flat, those early morning sharp sharp runs
RomanceRe: Is It Good For A Man To Marry A Woman Older Than Him? by olulu(m): 11:41pm On Dec 28, 2007
section 22 sub section 3, of nigeria's contractual code of conduct as it relates to relationship , states that, and i quote,
" hey, just do it!", grin grin grin

seriously now,
whether sumtin is good or bad, is a tin of the mind.
but ,
if its love u would have her only, no assistant babe
if its love u wouldn't mind what other people say, and
if its love u wouldn't be waitin for her to die on time so that u can inherit her wealth
wink wink wink
RomanceRe: 5 Questions To Ask Before You Break Up by olulu(m): 11:28pm On Dec 28, 2007
look b4 u leap? that means u still have options.
but guy, when u get to that point, u will take a leap of faith.

i've been there, still hurts, but a man has got to do what a man has got to do.
RomanceRe: 5 Questions To Ask Before You Break Up by olulu(m): 10:57pm On Dec 28, 2007
do what u gotta to do and move along.
y b a policeman cos u wanna break up?
just do it
CareerRe: How Staff Friendly Is Your Bank? by olulu(m): 10:48pm On Dec 28, 2007
olu fash:
NA EITHER WEMA OR FIRST BANK
]
u wanna get ur ass whooped. cool
check d list of old banks, and tell me if first bank is still not a force to reckon with cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Does Distance Matter In A Relationship? by olulu(m): 10:39pm On Dec 24, 2007
distance matters in a relationship.
i don't trust what i can't see
RomanceRe: She Says Im 3rd But She Loves Me Most by olulu(m): 10:18pm On Dec 24, 2007
a woman is capable of making u feel like a king if and when she wants to
did she say u are 3rd? well, maybe from the back, 97 or 103
CrimeRe: Rape by olulu(m): 9:57pm On Dec 24, 2007
i actually heard an unconfirmed tale of a guy that was raped in a girls hostel and later died from exhaustion after the marathon sex he had.
anytime he lost his erection, they worked on him , and horse rided him , twelve girls.
but like i said, unconfirmed tale
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Pretend They Re not Interested In Romance? by olulu(m): 11:44pm On Dec 22, 2007
don't ask man,
just grab her,
u know, flip mode style
grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ifyalways - Let's Talk by olulu(m): 11:36pm On Dec 22, 2007
can a black broda get sum love too? cool
where ify? ur love r boy is waitin.

but it seems most chicks here are from zulu, dem too aggressive.

hope dem show it in da rite place , u know wink

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