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Women are a jig saw puzzle with 5 different pieces missing.


just be patient, had issues close to your with me lady,
though we are still resolving it.  

but 1 thing i learnt is that, effective communication is key in every relationship,
and listen more, talk less is essential, u will learn more.

sum girls don't do PDA, public display of affection,
maybe she is like that.
or if u are her 1st.,
then omo , boy, u get serious work to do

dats y i no dey do virgins


Just be patient, and be more understanding,
if u lucky, u will get the feeling u undetstand her.
but in reality, u never will

@poster

u've got issues, u can't eat your cake and have it
except am the cake

y stick with a lickee, when u can get both a lickee and a rider all rolled into one



move on girlfriend, stop wasting your best years on a man not worth the effort,
shine your eyes, there are plenty Good men out there.

chisco82:
will you mary yourslf, is a favour afterall isaiah 4:1 say at that time 7 ladies will get hold to one man and say ''we can feed and clothe ourselves,but let us say you are our husband,so that we won't have to endure the shame of being unmarried''.or don't you know that husband is scarce.

When is dis gonna happen? can't wait    


@aisha2
Anway, d most important thing is dat ur friend is back in the arms of her man,
and they kissed, now dats da best part of the story, makes me wanna cry  

A good woman, u say? Hmmm,
where? on mars?

efuah:
Husband scares husband scares. . . scares for where?

There is always a good man available for some good woman to hook up with.

Good men? yes, plenty dey
to hook up with? sorry, dem hooked already

No cause for CONTROL, the situation is under ALARM.
shebi na ugly girls go fit say y they form, abi?

so if no girl answer say , "as an ugly girl o, i form because of so, so , and so ",
then there is no ugly girl.

shikena.

aisha2:
Thank you Seun, you are a reasonable man, because something is done and is wrong doesnot mean we should acept it because thats the way it is.
Anyway, the guy explained that he was just confused and what he planned to say came out wrong, I have knon him and when she told me, i was suprised because he is a gentleman.
I am trying to understand some peoples mentality as regards to marriage,
@Olulu, Marriage is not a game of football, it is a relationship built on respect, there areno coaches or players, there are just people tryig to make it together as one, its team work, no one is doing the other a favor. Besides If any coach has it in mind that he is doing a good player a favor by fielding him, then he should be ready to loose his Valuable players, bad players may stay because they know that taht is the best they can get, but a good player ho knows his worth will treat the coach with respect and expect same.

fOOTBALL = MARRIAGE
Y?  simple
TEAMWORK= eleven 2 players,  
Respect = e.g. if Evra rude to Fergie boy 1st, he go die for bench, forget him talent or skill
Attacker = Husband
Goal keeper= Wife
Goal = Belly
Defender= Condoms



but serious now,
a coach can afford to bench a good player
at the expense of playing a bad player.
cos
Attitude counts for sumtin,
and when place side by side with talent or skills,
Attitude will always shine through,
and will over shadow the talent or skills.

if d woman has the wrong attitude, i will bench her,
no matter the amount of talent (beauty and brains),
and/or skills (bedmatics flavor, ask almondjoy  ) she has got.

Gimme a player like Garuba Lawal ,
no skills, no talent,, but very submissive

aisha2:
Almondjoy, they were both rude but you seem to be blaming her alone, I believe a person is a person first before he is a wife or a mother. Why is it always the oman that gets blamed, when a husband is cheating we find a way to blame the wife.
The guy explained himself and apologised and said he does not blame her for the way she reacted hich any sane man ill do, he is not doing her a favor, mind you she still has a chioce even after hwe asked she could have said no, she does not want to marry him.
Na we women they kill ourselves, we encourage the men to treat us like trash. Abeg, my girl knows her worth, not that am supporting her rudeness but i would have been as angry as she, Respect is mutual, if he had not been rude, she would bnot have been rude.
So Almond she should sell herself short because she wan marry. Any guy ho ont apologise for being as rude as that does not deserve a wife, let him go and marry the desperado women and see ho go loose. Please Marriage is not about answering MRs. Somebody, its about friendship and companionship, love and respect.
Look people should be real when dating, to aviod fustration in Marriage.

"Its a Man's world, Women are just attaches"              

the gal is lucky the guy decided to ask state for her hand in marriage,
back in da days, na her papa and mama go just carry her go the bobo house on da day of wedding,
o pari, case closed.


After 2 years of dating, probably with prayer and fasting,
u now reach the point of granting request u come vex, on top wetin
English? na our mama tongue
Abeg jo, she ain't ready yet,
Coach call you to warm up, u dey tell am say he no talk am well,
u go warm bench tire,
make sho go siddon on top bench
person wey get jersey go soon enter pitch begin play her role

nwando:
why  i no go blame am
hasn't he had diarrhoea before?
There are somethings that cannot be delayed and wasting time may be disaster.
He married her for better for worse,he should endure her smelly pebbles
that's what love is.

True, i concur  
cos smelling shit,  and even eating shit, love conquers all    

but men, if na dat kain water water shit, wey dey run like tap , and smell like corpse,
i pity the guy o, infact i feel him pain.

Reminds me of the day , back in secondary school, when i was trapped in my house master's one room apartment.
i had sneaked in through the window in order to retrieve my tee shirt  he seized earlier, when the  man suddenly came in, i barely made it under his bed. it was around 8pm, and so he was suppose to been going round checking on students observing prep. the toilets were built separate from the hostel, and it is a huge risk to enter the toilets at night, u might step on "sum smelly human produced land mines". so u either enter bush or u do "short put" for late night shits.
Anyway, na so the man just grabbed one big bowl like dat, took off his clothes sharp sharp,
and started to shit right there in the middle of the room.
Omoooo,, when i got out later that night,
i was ill for 2weeks, his shit was nasty men, i was weak all over and even fainted.
the tee shirt? i left it o, that was d last tin on my mind, escape from the smell was top priority.

we don't need chemical weapons with those kind of shit.

God is Love

bros go marry
there is no perfect time for anytin
life is like jumping into the ocean and learning how to swim at the same place

JUST DO IT !!!

IF THERE'S LOVE AD TRUST BETWEEN U GUYS, THEN PROCEED ,

his_grace:
my advice - does she like sucking her pu ssy? do you like hot pepper? if yes, call her to come and get the payback/compensation cheque - but insist on one last round of sex - go into the kitchen - lick hot hot hot pepper - come back into the room - open her legs as wide as you can - or tie it on the bedbost, then begin lick the clitoris with the same tongue wey you don lick pepper - walahi talahi - after thatt day - she no go ever ask for compensation again.

OUCH !!!

That's Gross, and wicked, but sha, Love is Wicked
but the fact of the matter is that, compensation she ask for , not torture.
no kill the poor girl o, i have plans for her

well, judging by your short but revealing story,
i can help u.
i have got the right girl for u.

let me give u a brief profile of the said chick.

All the guys on my street ,(last time i counted they were just 13), have F**ked her.
She is currently in a university, to graduate sumtime dis year,
she stays off campus, in a guy's room,
but don'tworry, they are just rooms mates.

she usually have closed door meetings with only the male lecturers after exams,
but b4 results are released.
she had never had any carry over,
dat means she "mo way well well"
she is very fine, sweet and homely.

am sure u guys will jel like glue,
perfect fit, rite?


oh, as per d guys on my street, i didn't count myself,
cos i did it with her just once,

holla me, i will hook u up
and u will never have anoda emotional breakdown

bamdil:
It seems that's exactly the meaning because few days ago, she has been seeing another guy, leaving my friend heartbroken. The reason for asking this question is that my friend doesn't know the meaning when she told him and
likewise me, so i had to ask for the meaning. I can get it now.
@Me1-5 think this is the meaning of it, any querry feel free to express your mind.

clap for ya sef, for
ye shall know da truth and da truth shall set u free.
ur friend is free now, he got the truth too late though

make una leave the guy alaone now, no b una ask for secrets?
he tell una truth, una begin scream blue murder.
una sef be saints? abeg jo

my guy don just do ur 5 year olds o, cos u still have sum numbers b4 u get to five.
and u know, u could start inwards, from ur home/house,
dat kain tin,
and then u will certified a mentally deficiently, morals lacking, and sexually abusive lunatic

@ Naja Haje
demented pig     The art of communication is clearly lost on you.

All you had to do was give a simple effortless answer but as that is soooooo demanding for your peanut sized brains you have clearly out-done yourself.


wow, what a chick!!!  
gimme ya number    

does making love with ur cousin's toastee (i.e. intended babe wey he don dey toast) qualify as a secret?
can't tell him i did it though, he go bash my head in.

@encomium
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Really, to me it is high intelligence quotiant (IQ) coupled with humility as well as having the fear of God and being creative in nature likewise not being selfish.



lie lie broda, was it d intelligence u saw first ,or the tits and ass?
is it the intelligence u caress and kiss?
abeg jo, when it comes to a man's attraction to a woman, its first and foremost 99.99% of the time,
PURELY PHYSICAL

intelligence, and every oda tins are 2nd best.
cooking? i cook good, and ekatte neva finish
washing? wetin do dry cleaner
sense of humor? yes, necessary, but still 2nd place , side attraction and long term necessity

if da boobs are a size 34b,
then she's got all my undivided attention
da ass? well,, a good turn on point too
face?well, " mo le fi pillow bo lojo"

Compensation ke?

cash or in kind? or she go take bank guarantee?

prior to her coming over, take 2 shots of sepe, one small bottle of paraga,
then 6 big table spoon of yoyo bitters, and, emmm, well, u fit add viagra join.

i can assure you that
the importance and materiality of the matter
will defer in contrast to
the demanded pay off,
if the above effectively effective modus operandi is adopted,
this will be immensely and massively propotionate
to the magnitude of the increasingly curious
and mysterious compensation being sought after.

if after d match, she asks again,
forward her to me, i compensate well , but not one off, strictly on a weekly basis