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@tufe

careful man,
temper, temper, temper
abi u b sango?

hmmmmm, ok
_{i will proceed with caution: jealous, crazy and ugly boyfirend on the loose.
definitely will go for the tongue, amongst other side attractions.}

tufe:
dirty teeth.

go buy closeup

ok sir, thank sir
[sub]i will use lola's tonugue to wash am[/sub]

Benn:
A wife wakes up of the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. Checking around the house, she hears sounds from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she finds her husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing.

"Honey, what’s wrong?" she asks, worried about what could hurt him so much.

"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant, and your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?"

"Yes, of course," she replies.

"Well, I would have been released tonight."

crazy

i no fit shout

the fact is, in as much as u have made no such commitments to the 1st chick,
or made pass at her either, or even given her reason to think that u are interetsed in her,
then follow ur heart boy, just use ur head.
sumtin close to that happened to me,
and it just happened that she never got to find out we were dating until 2/3 years after,
her friend didn't tell her, and i didn't too,
did i plan it that way? nope, i didn't. i just played it cool and quiet.

party??
two guys one babe, act 1 scene 1
2 babes one guy, act 2 scene 2


act 1 scene 1
obviously the babe can lai lai never pass girlfriend level,
i will just enjoy the fun while it lasts.
infact i go try all the various crazy fantasies i no fit do b4 wit other babes.

act 2 scene 2
well, well well
i go shack paraga, drink sepe,
add awopa, swallow yoyo bitters,
chew burantashi,
and then drink agunmu.

infact d girls go come back for more.
as per my chick? well since na babes and a guy
and no long tin enter her,
except mine  
well she still no fit pass girlfriend level

hmmmmmmm,

if both parties are matured enuff to handle matters wisely,
yes friendship can go on.

@poster

Nice One


i play good golf too,
cos am a tool user
and not a tool maker,
and my tool has got strength,
skills,
and staying power

what is good and what is bad, it often a function of the mind

take for example, sumone who has been jilted twice, and now decides to have 2 partners
in case of another disappointment.

so personally,
i can't say its bad , when i can't cast the first stone,
but we all have reasons y we do what we do,
no matter how silly the reasons are.

women wants everything, they are insatisable,
u will b racing aganist time trying to satisfy them.
_{just love em and leave em,}

@poster

she should follow her heart, but use her head.
i.e. don't let ur emotions control u, let them guide u.
cos sumtins defy logic.


@hammers
let call it a truce,
i should never have refered to ur mama.
i apologise

Kissingmethodology 101

What not to do when kissing

1) use your teeth
2) Bite your partner's tongue
3) Pour saliva into your partner's mouth, yucks
4) Keep your eyes open
5) Stay unactive


Kissing is natural,
but being a good kisser takes skills girlfriend,

i fit teach u sha,  and as usual,first lesson is free





_{Happiness is like a kiss, to get any good out of it,
u have to give to sum one else,
u can't kiss urself}.

_{please no jokes, i just might fart here and now}




next time no dey talk joke again, ur babe no get shocks to absorb d tin.

u can never know what a guy wants until he gets it or mistakenly blurts it out.
but men are attracted by what they see, its more physical at first,
it now takes the lady to show she has more than just a lovely body to get the guy hooked.
else , he will just F**K and move on to the next conquest

Orgasm,
_{hmmmm,
wish i could find me a woman dat can match my skill level.}

Orgasm is an art,
u need to know where to touch, to feel ,to caress and to kiss,
when to do it slowly, gently, a lil bit rough,
when and where to bite , to stroke , to hit it hard, ,
using flip mode style, chinese saucer etc

u know ,u get d drift.

ok, ok, free lesson is free

tRoOE:
This isn't been an hypocrite, why should I admit to something i don't do, just because majority of ladies does that doesn't mean I will

U don't masturbate in the shower, _{ok maybe in the kitchen},
yet u know guys do it ,
how do u know? were u a willin on looker? or an active participant?
u can't claim to know what u didn't see.
and u claim not to be an hypocrite.
Lie Lie,
cos girlfriend, u are contradicting urself.
leave for the guys to say, stop talking trash
_{nonsense, just another female who thinks she knows it all
wish i could spank her}

@poster

its just two things

1) F**k Her, or
2) walk away


the fact is no matter how self controlled or decent u are ,
at d opportuned time,
decency and self control will fly out of the window,
and 5 minutes later u will b feelin guilty,
and wondering why u did it, (f**ked her).


there is no amount of restraint that can last forever.
and a japanses proverb says,
the resistance at the beginning is not as much as the end

if u are as decent as u claim, then walk away, go stay sumwhere else, don't be caught alone with her.
its dat simple.




_{if it wasn't for the age , i might have chosen option 1}  

1) the thrill is in the chase.
2) guys love challenges,
3) Change is the only constant thing in life
4) same of the same is boring most times
5) variety is the spice of life
6) a guy start a relationship, a woman sustains it

but the truth is, for a guy chasing after a lady
the harder she is to get, the more he wants to conquer her
once a guy gets a lady he wants then he tends to relax.
its only competition
or d awareness of the fact that there is another guy on the prowl that will keep him on his toes.
or if there is that chemistry there ab initio,
then d thrill might be unending

segunpc:
am too young to understand this joke can anyone explain it to me in layman's lang.?

its quite simple:
go to school, study engineering,
get on trains, planes _{or molues}, and u will get girls to seat on ur laps.
just don't let ur banana pour out its liquid.

hammers:
@ olulu
who's d fagot? u-------------------------------------You asked a question and u answered
ok, i know.--------------------------------------------Comin back to your senses?
COS I AINT NO FAGOT-------------------------------Not u, I ment your pap

BUT You

u are a mentally incapacitated, morals deficient, and socially deliquent INDIVIDUAL.----------Wow am flattered
OK,IN SIMPLE TERM, You B MUMU------------------------------I agree wit u. I checked your profile--------You B MUMU

will have surely love to stay and chat with u boy,
but u know , if i continue to chat with a MAD MAN,
people will think we same,

so continue in ur MADNESS,
like a pig waddle in mud.

And my pap ain't a gay, probably yours is,
and so are u.

Rebellious:
Don't let Ben hear that.

For shizzle, wicked is my middle name.

LOve is wicked,
who d heck is ben?

gilgee:

I thought as much!

Who is Bro. Ben? Your choir master?

Ben? choir master?
well, i ain't no 2face, _{but will make her sing for me b4 am done}

tRoOE:
Majority of men masturbates during shower

Lie lie, _{or are u speaking for the women folk?
its too accurate to be a 3rd party, it must be u}

madamkoko:
I once heard my man masturabating, while I slept naked next to him.

That was weird.

U no sabi ur job functions

madamkoko:
lol, don't believe in sex before marriage.

what about to the ugly old man?

tRoOE:
First of all am not talking about sex, and come on there are better ways to make your man happy without doing any sexual activities, and he won’t get bored of you in one moment

True, _{Mouth Action}

madamkoko:
Well i'm yet to meet the man.

U no sabi ur job functions, and u want us to entrust u with another
nay, go learn work first

jkpretty:
Some r still able to keep secrets even after 12 bottles

Bottles of water, abi?

tRoOE:
hmmmmmmm it's only my bestfriend that knows about that day , it was the best thing that had ever happen to me still now i can't get enough of that day and every moment after that day

Hmmmmm,
_{there is a first time for every one}