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@ify


Girlfriend, u hot,
and u've just won yourself an all expenses paid weekend in my apartment,
just eat, sleep, wake
_{and ride my pony all day
this time, we will have firefighters on ground (aka condoms), so that the baby won't burn.}

clemcykul:
peace can't reign widout bla bla bla cuzz that is the koko!

olulu nice autograph ;D see your bald head

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like ur own, abi?

@poster
Whose Coke is it, the machines' or mine?"

Good question,
possible answers _{or questions}
has there been another coin hanging in the machine before u inserted your coin?
is the coin factory fitted? or aba made?
was the coin in raincoat?
was the coin like dat of tufe, kola or clem?
where was the coin inserted into the "6" or the "9"?

kola oloye:
LET me inquire of the LORD whether i should go into this battle or not.

Alo Alo


@folly69

69? damn i love dat number


@Kola

Pastor pastor, i couldn't shit for 3 days ,
but as u typed
i can now shit

well, my ex was fond of bringing gin and sum roots _{aka shepe/paraga},
anytime she was comin to sleep over at my place,
her reason, she doesn't any disappointment,
in her exact words,
she will say, "olulu, abeg drink am o,me i no want an break in transmission o"

@POSTER

Trust is an investment
not an inheritance,
if u willin to invest,
u should be prepared to make profit,
or lose out.
cos u can't win always,
and u can't lose always too.


Personally, i don't even trust myself

Armu rubber

are there any more naked women in the freezer?

who b dis lola sef?

chick, chicken or turkey?
babe, baby or bobo?
fine, ugly or wowo?

@tufe

i come in peace
cos,
am a lover, not a fighter

@kola

the world has only been conquered by those who dared to tread
where others had feared to tread,
been warned? story
i would say ,
bring it on,
i ve got more balls than 12 bruce lees put together

Tips4love:
Olulu, now I think I've found the best kissing pro in the world, I thought I was a good kissing teacher untill I met you, now what is twistation? ROFLMAO

well, twistation is the act of flexing the neck muscles sideways, to about 30 degrees
thus causing an extension of the tongue elasticity,
but restricting full tongue penetration when kissing,
which allows for tickling of the mouth walls with the tongue



_{Practical lessons are available for proper demostration,
explanation and practicalazation.
and as always, first lesson is free}

ifyalways:
. . . .wonderful Kola. ok am fine
Olulu whats there to hmmmn about?

well, was wondering if i could come play golf on "your reserved course"

kola oloye:
Ify, you are welcome on board. How was your day?

@Folly,
Don`t worry, if you can keep your head you shall see wonder.

@Olulu,
Whosoever is not against us is for us.I know you as a good guy.
@Tufe,
You better get another binoculars for yourself as well because we won`t allow distraction.

Good guy? well, always, _{especially when it comes to playing golf with the ladies}

kola oloye:
Do you have enough courage to do all these things?

Jamb Question May 1966

Answer= Most Def

i b doer not just sayer

clemcykul:
tufe i beg ask this dude weda hin get anaconda

cuss last tyme he registered in my bla bla bla skul we searched his boxers but no anconda so i expelled him,

ryte now i don't knoe what his yammering about. by the way olulu who deh hell are u?

My name is Olulu,
i ain't from the tribe of the zulus,
i love being naughty,
but i ain't haughty.
am quite handy,
without necessarily being randy.
but lead me not to temptation,
because i know temptation's destination.
I can be your friend forever like "CHOKI",
just don't treat me like a donkey.
Glad to meet people of like minds,
keeps me free from life's land mines.
Who am i?
well am da black brother,
that is has the power,
to take u to the 9th wonder.

Tips4love:
Olulu, what is breakneck kiss I write about kissing this your kissing technique, breakneck kissing is one a million

u writing about kissson? cooooooooool
thats my hobby, i also do private lectures on kissing techniques too

jkpretty:
Can't u guys see the angle she's taken. From the angle u shall know them good kisser

No breaking of neck. LMAO.

when i say "break ur neck" , i didn't mean break ur neck o

since u can judge da angle she is taking taken
which is at 30 degrees ajacent to the angle of twistation d guy has taken,
that makes her a good kisser,
but its d guy doing all d work
dats y its called " break ur neck",
doesn't allow for full penetration of the tongue,
only sideways glance, off the walls of the mouth



_{i don koloooooooo}

jkpretty:
He aint biting Efuah, that's a very good kiss

its called "break ur neck kiss", its done sideways



@poster
am d last of the very few good guys around

PLAY SAFE

Back in the days when i was still a corper,
I saw a girl in ekpoma,
Seated in a dark corner,
Chewing a nut called kola,
And sipping a bottle of coca cola.
As a true player,
An highly skilled woman hunter,
And a very successful toaster.
I stepped up to the sister,
In order to make her my lover.
Naturally am not a liar,
But I be sweet talker,
So I told the sister
My name na Michael Power
And that I be obasanjo’s uncle’s aunt’s step brother.
Sharp, sharp she draws me closer,
Telling me her name na Tina
That she needs a black brother
That has the power
To make her feel better.
Since the weather was getting colder
So I took her to my quarters
So we could get a little bit warmer
I used my finger to check the sister’s under
But I discover
That my ten fingers
Enter the sister for under
Anyway I brought out my hammer
And ram enter the sister for under
I first started to go tender
Then I went faster
Na so she say corper
you can do better
I then started to hammer harder
Na so she shout corper,
you can do greater,
And as I go deeper
Na so she scream corper
You are the real lover
That has the power
To take me to the ninth wonder.
Anyway, nine months later,
I was a father,
Cos I didn’t use the rubber.

who dey do who?


cos i would want to make an insertion on your centerspread

@poster

u da bommmmb men

ayusman16:
What kind of Engineer ar u? Mechanic engineer, electrician engineer, vulcaniser engineer or bricklayer engineer?

crazy boy, lol

olunifemi:
Why do so many women fake orgasm?







Because so many men fake pre-intimacy.

Na joke? or na question?


if na joke, sorry i forgot to laugh.

if na question?
fake pre-intimacy ke? na lie
maybe ur boyfriend no sabi ,
try sumone else

na person wey love da most, cares da most,

Clap for yaself

tufe:
ben, i'm done with you. you aint worth me time
i believe olulu is the new spartan here.


@olulu

let me get something straight, u want to use my girls tungue to do what exactly

tufe:
olulu

i'm still waiting your reply.

THE TINS I WANT 2 USE TUFE'S GIRL'S TONUGUE FOR

1) Brush my teeth
2) Suck on it
3 )Lick it
4) Tickle it
5) Might chew on it , _{tempted to bite it off}

and then,

6) Then i move on to more interesting and uncharted territories, _{hills with a valley}

Hmmm,
ify, lola, hmmmmmmmmm,


_{on standby, might need to call tool to attention at the slightest opportunity,
hope dis crazy, jealous and ugly boyfriend ain't on the loose}