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if u can't 4get, leave her ,
and move on wit ur life, cos u will still neva 4get anyways

sum guys do have em
guy, dat babe na one in a million,
but u know, u lucky she didn't grab hold of ur 3rd leg and bite it off , she didn't have to use bottles

if u like run,
but u don't solve a problem by runnin

still waitin for a girl to toast me too
but naija girls too dey form

gimme dem jamaican girls, dem know how to treat a man

love? bros yeeeeeeeeeeee
am crazy about eve, she sounds naughty
i like busta, she sounds confident, seems to know what she wants
would like to give bebe a hug, she sounds reasonable and caring
can't 4get efuah, adeboo, and others

but love, bros, confess jo

i love u, talk ur own

start with what u have, and build from it.
its not every body that know what they want from the onset,
and even for those who know, its not all of them that have the opportunity of choosing the kind of job they want.
its not how you start that matters, just ensure you work towards your goal and most importantly, make sure u finish rich ,

love is not enough, and love will neva b enuff.

d brain has more staying power than the dick,
cos d brain is always hard.

use ur head bro

y should i?
life goes on, she will get hers when d tyme is rite.

guys cheat, but not all guys .
takes 2 to tango.
girls cheat too, but then , not all girls too.

there ain't no perfect guy or gal, thus there can neva b a perfect relationship,
in a relationship, u work hard at it, u pray harder, and u hope.

now u gonna make me cry

God is a jealous God. and we men are made in His image. Thus its perfectly normal for your boyfriend to b jealous about u givin ur numba to other guys.
my girlfriend use to do it, i didn't like it one bit, but i neva complained or made an issue about . Reasons y i didn't complain, i don't know.maybe if i did , we would still be 2geda 2day.
anyways , strictly speakin from a guy's point of view, givin a guy ur numba when u have a boyfriend tends to put a strain on d relationship cos it portrays u still interested in those oda guys. u are hooked, stay hooked, if u want out, do it d right way.
relationships involves sacrifices. and this is a tiny weeny small one u can make

if u don't like what ur partner did or didn't do, tell her.
and if u feel dat strong about it, feel free to express , and if she is not ready to change, then do what u have to do.
if u compromise now, u will always have to.
but dats my view and my opinion.

try this ones for size

1) u remind me of my ex
2) u can't satisfy me
3)my dad says u are too proud

and all time classic

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]5) ur ass is too small, i have nothin to grip [/font]


what d heck does a guy needs ass for?

in dis life what we actually have to give, use or even trade with is "TIME".
Thus when a partner can't afford to use such with sumone he or she loves, that causes imbalance and a feeling of insecurity.
Its said "Absence sharpens love, but presence strenthens love.
i actually broke up with my lady cause she had no time4me.
if your partner don't have time 4u, then he/she don't love u enuff, they probably have sumtin or sumone else more attractive, that they spend their time with.

bros abeg confess jo, cos its pretty obivious there is more than just office work between u and ur secretary.
u had better search urself b4 u wreck ur marriage. it doens't take a maths teacher to add 2 plus 2 and get "INFIDELITY" as an answer

I did sometin close to that dis year , but i had earlier already made my intentions known 2her face to face. so i just sent a text later when she didn't respond to the issues i had raised

God has been good to me, he has granted me my heart desires,
but ii still dey wait for the manifestation of 3 key things from HIM SHA O

no i don't own an audit firm, i only do it on a part time basis for now, cos i presently work in a bank.
i will have to get back to u on the cost of settin up simply accounting pro., thats the software my former employer use, and they also place special orders for interested customers
the price is subject to fluctations though , cos their supplier is based in south africa and its dollar denominated.

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thanks all

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am in urgent need of a two bed room apartment in either ojota, ogudu, anthony, yaba, maryland, obanikoro, ilupeju and/or surulere. my budget is for 200k or less.
i will only be able to inspect on weekends due to d nature of my job.
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will appreciate if u treat as urgent.
thanks people, Jah bless.Amen.

i used this, and it always worked for me:
Hi, are u always this beautiful, or is it just today.
but it takes an intelligent lady to reply that, got my head almost bashed by a lady,cos she thot i was yabbin her.
my favourite line was,
hi , sorry to intrude on you , but its not everyday i get to see a lovely lady like u,
am olu, u are?

worked for me, still does, ssssshhh, don't tell my girlfriend

its a good question u know, shows u are not matured enuff to handle stuff like dat.
so my friend, keep it nice, easy and simple, walk away[color=#990000][/color].  
the babe obviously has more balls than u.

its a good question u know, shows u are not matured enuff to handle stuff like dat.
so my friend, keep it easy and simple, walk away.
the babe obviously has more balls than u.

she wants u? but da question is do u want her da bad to lose ur job?
hey, no pussy is worth losing ur life, job or money for man.
but if i was in ur shoes, i will go for it, life is all about risks.

hi people, been datin me lady since 2003, but recently i don't get to see her as often as i would love to. like now, i saw her last sept 30 2007 till date even though we both stay in lagos. we communicate regularly on phone, but am still not comfortable with that. even atimes when i try to make effort to go over to her place, she is too busy or sumtin. though i don't suspect that she is cheatin of me, am guessin its her attitude, u know, kinda of like takin me for granted (or dats how i feel).and i don't want to start complainin again cos sumtin like dis has happened b4 (twice sef). now am seriously thinkin of askin for a break,like 3 or even 6 months, or end the tin sef , cos personally its almost as good as a long distance relationship,and i don't end any emotional stress right now. or people, am i been too hasty.

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in as much as am totally for u to 4give and make up wit ur lady, i would advise u proceed wit caution. two year is a mighty lot of time to keep sum tin away from u.
maybe it might seem insignificant, u know , probably to get into u at d initial stage of d relationship, but to keep it 4  2 years. what else  is she keepin from u?
but hey, love conquers all, , or so they say