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Crazy people, crazy party, _{no naked girls thought i could get sum ass tonite}

will u move in wit me?
am a welfare director in my area
i know all about welfare, _{from ab initio to the break up}

Time for Dinner:

<sub>still lookin if there is still any ashes left on the ground

might take up rebellious offer, its a cold nite, maybe she is a lonely woman</sub>

just another battle of the sexes, _{walks away with his battle ax unsheathed}

hmm,
can u survive witout water?
can u survive witout oxygen?

cos that what we are to them



so, Can women survive without men

lai lai,
cos they just go into extinction

gathers the ashes in a bowl, puts sugar, and groundnut, sits back, relaxs and soak the tin down

d day , me papa died, july 19 1999,

nightnurse:
leave the fool honey, hes menstruates from the anus

Hmmmmmmmmmm, no wonder u a nurse.

make i organise my ex chick for u,
how much u go pay me?

head

segunpc:
anyone that has read this shld deem it fit to explain to me please.

no vex poster i no get time to read am because e to short[b] [/b]

clemcykul:
ol boi me too no read am

it all about how not to end up being seduced by a woman twice as smart and twice as handy than a man

Water , water Shit

i remember the day , back in secondary school, when i was trapped in my house master's one room apartment.
i had sneaked in through the window in order to retrieve my tee shirt he seized earlier, when the man suddenly came in, i barely made it under his bed. it was around 8pm, and so he was suppose to been going round checking on students observing prep. the toilets were built separate from the hostel, and it is a huge risk to enter the toilets at night, u might step on "sum smelly human produced land mines". so u either enter bush or u do "short put" for late night shits.
Anyway, na so the man just grabbed one big bowl like that, took off his clothes sharp sharp,
and started to shit right there in the middle of the room.
Omoooo,, when i got out later that night,
i was ill for 2weeks, his shit was nasty men, i was weak all over and even fainted.
the tee shirt? i left it o, that was d last tin on my mind, escape from the smell was top priority.

we don't need chemical weapons with those kind of shit.

lafredo:
there is this cousin of mine,each time i see her,i always feel like making love to her.Am i the only one in this kind of plight.Please pass your comment.

Bros yeeeee,
i get correct proposal for u,
its a solution to your problem.
very simple,
make we exchange cousins,
i get one fine cousin i fit arrange for u,
and u too go arrange your cousin for me.
dat way, people no go vex for us,
abi wetin u feel?
holla me back


_{but my cousin na guy o,if u dare touch am ,  he go beat u die}

if u want sumtin, u go get it,
cos nobody is going to do dat 4u

if u love her dqat much as u say,
u should be willin to do wateva it takes to have her back.

to love, is good,
to be loved, is better,
to love and be loved back in return, doesn't happen to everyone, don't lose yours

@EFUAH
olulu. . . your name sef makes me laugh bad temper? rofl. . . go for a cold shower!


@EFUAH

TRIED DAT, HE NO WORK,
LETS TRY THE KISSING ONE

hammers:
@ olulu
your mama gat a mind of her own and still ended up wit such a gay*ot

who's d fagot? u
ok, i know.
COS I AINT NO FAGOT.

BUT U

u are a mentally incapacitated, morals deficient, and socially deliquent INDIVIDUAL.
OK,IN SIMPLE TERM, U B MUMU

flirting is an art,
which each individual perfects to suit his/her style.
its not guys that are flirts,
i have had girls hold eye contats, wink and smile at me,
even when i go, "huh, me?", some get bold to come over to my table.

Though saying wonderful nonsense is also a major way of flirting,

@poster

Spank her ass real hard, thats what i will do
how can u go messing up my bed?

do u have the name of the oda chick?
gimme sharp sharp
i know one baba like that
when he finish with am, she no go remember her name again.


just pray my dear, just pray,
God is still in the job of doing miracles.

since u 've forgiven her,
and back with her.
just continue the relationship.
don't try trying to forget the incident, cos u never will forget.

like a poster said, pray it never happens again

thats the only thing u can do, short of tying her up

OMO IBO:
to further strengthen my earlier opinion, women seem to have no problem having their boobies fondled by a complete stranger when having bra fittings or size taken. what da heck! i have seen this with my eyes on several occassions.

hey, get me a job as a bra fitter or bra size wateva,


@poster
how can u just know something wit no facts to back it up.
i love logical explanations for conclusions like this.
Doesn't add when u say, u just know this.



like i know am da world sexiest man alive,
how do i know?
well, i just know

efuah:
hmmmmmmmmmm AJ my Lard! i guess i have nothing else to say than to kiss u to calm ya nerves haha

talking about kissing, can i get one too?
u know, to calm my nerves , i've got a bad temper too.

and kissing is my hobby.

@
Luckiest man on earth ke?
sounds more like dumbest man on earth.

hammers:
Ladies have got no mind of their own

Hmm, what about your mama?
oh, she is a woman, not lady,
my bad

Tell the guy jo
and i can predict the next thing he will want to do is jump into your pants,


i once went out with a girl for 2 years thinking she was a virgin,
i thought it was only my 3rd leg that wouldn't go in, but that fingers can.

boy, was i mad when i got to know my naivity.
made me turn her into a play thing.


But the truth is better said,
than kept,
makes it easy to deal with things.
But,
if he don't want u again,
hmm, well,
i can still help your condition