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pinnket:




I give it to Kwara state... The life in Ilorin is so cool and cheap... Transportation is as cheap as #50 and a very friendly environment too... The girls in Tanke Road are very good too (don't ask how I got to know)... I didn't regret staying there.!

Osun state is also cool and cheap. #50 bike.
Only issue is that Yoruba speaking is necessary else, they'll hike the price of everything.

miqos02:
Cool @ op, how about "extra curricular activities" in the hotels?



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Franzee:
Hey bro am intrested my number is 07038217688

Hello bro, I am interested. What is ur preferred location?

Me: Oshodi, Isolo, or any other good place that is cheap.

adeniyi081:
Good PM friends.
Anyone Interested in Working with a Human Resources firm?
Call or Chat 08059959913.
Location- Lagos.
Pls. Re.BC.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can u give a description of this?
I may be interested.

JoanRichard:
Thanks for the observation, correction have been effected.

Thanks. I'll send a mail to it.

I went to Idemili South (Ojoto). We slept at a hall in Nnobi which they used as their collation centre.
They claimed not to have my account number, I sent it. Now, no money.
Once I call the man he'll say, "I will soon", "I will tell them"... My dear, I've totally forgotten about the money sef.

What about the one they did during December?
Me I'm not leaving Lagos for Anambra.

I'm done and have to move on.

[quote author=gabriel88 post=65733989][/quote]Can I send you also?
Studied Agricultural Engineering residing in Lagos.

Pleaaaaaase!

iamnlia:
Guten morgen mein freunde!

So I've shut myself away completely since mid December, I actually developed an interest in certain fields and decided to pursue that knowledge , for the large part of 3 months I've been chowing esoteric stuff, physics and cryptocurrencies but recently I started feel emotional and kinda depressed because I was really lacking any human contact and I started feeling that I may actually be masturbating too much , in fact the hostel I live in is like Sodom but yet mans got nothing . Recently, I got new neighbours and both girls but no liver to go and knock on that damned door , so one day I just walk up and knock, my heart proceeds to betray me but my liver was steadfast and I sha borrowed matches from them, the next week I asked for matches again and they gave me the whole box . After a week, I said Bleep it and doused myself in lean and knocked on that door, when she opened, I asked to come in and she obliged , I sha sat there looking at her diary while she talked with a friend, when I was about to go I decided to try that wierd thing where you make an assertion or prediction about someone based on what you know. The wierd moment was when I got it as she gave me that face people give full on wierdos. I was devastated , who send me , then I crowned it all when I just went to her house to ask for rizla that I didn't need (don't blame me, mans was starved of human contact).


So three days ago, I made a decision to talk to 3 females daily, preferably strangers. I have a new book for writing down pick up lines for myself, I also need to learn how to manage convo and have located threads on Nairaland that will help me. Hopefully my relationship with people will improve and I strongly hope I don't fall into isolation again. A barrier may be my inability to extend small talk and I have very different taste in things like How everyone loves trap music while I love classical and house music and I'm sort of the only non-theist around.

Cool stunt you're pulling bro.
I'm INTJ but came across this idea of speaking with @least one girl a day.
First Lagos attempt was last week. See me,
'I'm Charles', 'I'm Patience' and quickly concluded the convo 'I'm rushing to work'
Babe! Help a guy now. Which kind dropping be that one. I'll keep pushing shaaa. But why does everyone in Lagos look strange to the other (like say ah be thief)?

brownadeniran:
i have a company that recruit people for other organization, it my desire to see so many unemployed gain meaning full employment,because have been there, please contact me for more info: Brown :08068835064, whats app:08026353319, send cv to surejobslink@gmail.com

sent u a mail.

Dreydoe:
ehn ehn..small world sha

Is it isolo gan gan??

Me am around d eniron...na my syd

IreAkari

Really a small world

Dreydoe:
isolo.Lagos

How funny. I also stay there.

Emmaesty:
Our client, a leading agricultural firm in Nigeria, is urgently seeking to talent to fill the role of an Operations Manager to manage the day to day operations of its depot.
*Person Specification*
• B.Sc in Agricultural Science or a related discipline.
• Minimum of 5 years cognate experience.
• Experience in farming will be considered as an added advantage.
Location: Ikeja, Lagos State.
Interested and qualified candidates should forward their CVs to careers@firstexcelsia.com on or before March 9th 2018 using “Operations Manager” as subject of the mail.
NB Only candidates who fit the requirements will be contacted.

Can you help me get a job placement?
Read Agricultural Eng'g but has only 1year experience (NYSC).
I can send you my CV if you want.

Help a brother pleeeeeease!

Dreydoe:
Am a graduate of masscommunication. I jus got a job am managing ds January.salary 30k

My family are already kindof on my neck to get a Job with a better salary Figure.. I Dont even know where I want to start from cus I Remember all the little fuss, I went tru searching for Jobs with no Luck.

Honestly I gats responsibilities - dues I gats to pay mehn and also big plans for myself too.

The 30k job I have now is just a Job that came miraculously.. Allhamdullahi

The Job is cool but 30k is small... I need a Job with better figure. Na Beg I dey Beg.


My email: yusufhadaydoyin@gmail.com

Thank God u know how hard it was to get dat one. It's tougher for everyone without a link.
Jus find a way to sail through ur responsibilities bro. If u use d rush you might lose ur job. Easy man. This present job will give u experience while u develop yourself.
Me, I have responsibilities but no job. No link sef. Now, weight the two of us.

We've all got responsibilities.

Take a chill pill and figure yourself out (u don turn man).

JoanRichard:
Hi guys we are hiring Service Consultants, short term if you know or have anyone who is in need of a job send cv to joan.richard@vconnectng.com


Job Description

Service Consultants primary work is to onboard businesses who have the zeal to grow their business.

Key Responsibilities
Deliver prompt and professional service effectively in person, or via phone, email, on-line chat and one-one communication etc.
Work with Service Consultant to ensure proper customer service is being delivered.
Compile reports on overall activities and customer satisfaction
Track and follow-up all customer requests in a timely manner.
Report to the HOD on daily basis via WhatsApp and google sheets.

Requirement
Interested candidates should possess relevant qualifications.
Computer skills including the ability to spreadsheet and word-processing programs at a basic proficient level
Must have minimum of 1-year cognitive experience/hands on experience
Must be between 21 - 29 years
Effective communication and interpersonal skills (both written and verbal)
Must live around Lagos: Surulere, Oshodi/Isolo, Ikeja, Ogba, Eti Osa, Ibeju Lekki, Surulere, Apapa,
Self-motivated and able to work independently and in team environments

This offer is opened till 30th March, 2018

Interested and qualified candidates should send their Resume to: marketing@vconnect.com

Pardon my ignorance, which email do I send mine?
Or should I send to both?

What a stupid debate.
Who have been sending you complaints? Is it the electorates u don't even know?
Maybe his niece complained to him.
Sorry, I guess this is trying to bend Nigeria to sharia laws. because even the so-accused Deeper life ladies av accepted their faith. Just for 1year mister and you're complaining. No wonder one stupid lady was thrown out of the bar for refusing to remove her hijab.
Religion is becoming an issue in this country. And that is coming, mostly, from the Northerners.
Whyyyyyyy
After they'll claim to b d ones uniting d nation.

mightychuks:
The waiters always get the drinks themselves,then write the items on the stockbook on my table, I'll write the price of the item in a similar way like I'm signing, I serv customers too. My boss insists that customers relaxing in the bar should be

Wrong move there. Stop such.

Get a Captain order or something similar. It's a small booklet with pieces the size of thinking pad (just small small papers). I guess packs of thinking pad would do.
Each time they get any order, let them put it down, u add price, serve them and take ur money. Any money unpaid, note it on the paper the person gave u.
I was once like u and I found out that trust is a tough thing these days. Someone can take a bottle of drink but never tell u about it unless u knw n ask of it. Else, na ur shortage.

Chai! Na wa for employers ooh.
So, they think after learning all these things I'll enter interview hall?
Graduate Trainee! God chee you're watching?

nicelaw:
Hello
You've been scheduled for a job interview at Workforce Group, Beside UPS, Gbagada, Lagos on MON 26th FEB 2018 by 10AM. Kindly check your email for details.
Please somebody help a brother in need.. That a job invite I got, how genuine? If genuine, how do I get to that address from Sagamu Ogun State? Is it really worth the journey?
Thanks in anticipation.

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Workforce is real. It's a recruitment agency where u submit your credentials and they connect you to an employer.
You don't pay to get a job there though, they'll take a cut from your salary.
They're cool.
Wish u luck!

The problem is that she just talks too much.

Are u sure OP is not regurgitating what they (I don't know how he got the piece) read from the book 'Why men love bitches' .
Sheee... It was written by Sheryl

One problem I have with all these NYSC shit is how poor their teaching is. They can't give you value for anything.
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Jus gerraradia. Get a job. And knw wat next.
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I'm even ashamed to say i learnt solar technology during NYSC because it was only a regurgitation of what i learnt in school, upon say i pay dem 21k.
Save ur allowee for the job search.

LaEvilIMiss:
Nice. I just have a few points to contribute or ask if they make sense

1: It says much about honest (guided) expression and some informal (personal) affinity that the Resume reader or Interviewer may notice but does this apply to entry, mid-level or senior positions.

2: What is more important, the introductory summary, project experience or previous positions held. where would you put expressive weight on more

3: Is it in the Nigeria context or International.. it seems with globalization and the access to internet, Nigerians can actually access job openings abroad. does the popular ATS system allow for such expression?

1. Infomal statements are not for ur resume. You can drop them during interviews (if u don'tknw how to set a boundaryto this, avoid it all together). This is to avoid the HR seeing u as a bunch of unserious human being. *Environment matters*

2. More weight should be laid on your work experiences. Your most recent comes first with heavy emphasis and little emphasis on other supporting experiences.
However, for fresh graduates, you have to add weight to your course work and other activities like Rotract membership, miss University, faculty secretary etc (since u av lesser work experience)

Have a lovely day!

Bros, abi na gal, dnt quit that job. Unless d job na ur papa get am. You knw most scholarships require u returning to ur country of origin (dnt knw abt chevenin though) but dnt let the job out.

[color=#000099][/color]I am beginning to suspect INEC has branches in Chad and Niger.

jacy67:
Happy new year my fellow introverts. I am more comfortable chatting online, dropping witty comments to strangers but I can't hold up a conversation for long. Unless we've been friends for long, or I am comfortable with you. Sometimes I wish I can do more.

This sounds more like me, finding trouble online but unable to say, even, 'hello' to the girl sitting beside me.

Chai! No wonder I can't even get a girl friend

This is mine. They even sent me a txt msg to go check my mail.

Dear applicant:

Thank you for your application through the online Hr Manager of B&S group of Company. We were impressed by your background. Your qualifications make you an excellent candidate for our organization I would like to invite you to a face-to-face interview at our office.

Venue: Suite 4 Ogungbeye street, Amaraolu junction, behind Zenith bank, Agidingbi, (Mega chicken b/stop) Ikeja. (close to LASIMRA)

Date: Thurs 1st Feb 2018

Time: 8.30am

NB:Kindly come along with 2 passport photographs and a hard copy of your CV. Our company dress code is business casual, so there is no need to wear a suit.

We apologize for the late information; however it is imperative that you confirm your availability. Do so by replying this mail. For further inquiry or assistance call 07086975020. I look forward to meeting you.

Sincerely,

Dr Soe

Head, Human Resources

Na so ah for waste my tfare go Ikeja.
My annoyance was the 2 passports and hard copy CV. Which legit firm does that on day one?
God is watching all of una.

Thanks guys for the update shaaa...

Magnoliaa:
No, it wasn't...

Thanks, tz enlightening...
It... It feels like the success should have shown/come now, lol. Like almost immediately, if only change was an 'overnight' thing...

But there are lessons meant to be learnt on the journey.. Lessons that are vital to reaching and maintaining the position at the top..

I wish change is an overnight thing. Now learning to accept the lessons accompanying success has helped me a lot.

Magnoliaa:
I want to ask, in what ways/terms can one pay for 'that' price to succeed? Like. . . . .denying oneself of pleasure and comfort till later in the future?

You already knw the answer.
The only problem most people, including me, have is knowing HOW to live with the price.
Can you endure seeing your friends party all night without feeling left out? Or going to bed with empty stomach for close to two weeks?
Can you spend 5weeks of your life living in a car? Or trade your first samples on the streets (or mkt) without feeling shy and inferior? Do you think you can leave your degree certificate and work in an environment surrounded by O' level holders without feeling imakwa ndi anyi bu? Or can you put your dreams on hold while you spend close to 5years serving someone?
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Sometimes it's simply about taking action.
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However, paying the price for success is different for everyone. What price i paid to succeed (assuming i came from an average backgroun) might be utterly different from what a guy from a kingmaker family will pay to succeed.
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Just take actions and calculated risks. That's all that really matters now.
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Hope this explanation wasn't messy?

Thanks to God for coming across this thread. Weldon to everyone here! l hope to make my input here. My new blog here: http://Vesselofinspiration.com

Hey, I saw your site one time when I was starting mine but it now seems like you've deleted it.

Is everything alright