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Greedy and sluttish

We have dis teacher dt punish us using face d sun n shoot out your yansh
Anoda one, use your ass to plot angle 90
Anoda one with use your head to hit d wall.

My intro teacher: mr circle
Biology teacher: ibidunni onipanla
Maths : slim like mathemathecal set,her name na maths set
Econs teacher: mrs noob saibot
English teacher; kong lao cos of his head
Few I can remember

Ol boy,we had dis physics teacher whom we nicknamed wyclef cos d guy get bushy hair n walks like wyclef

What's d big deal there,I also bought beer for ma friends and also people I met in d bar cos I was happy......no big deal

Ops,you've already said it all cos I've already purported it in ma heart dt I'm not getting married but 2go adopt two kids n live ma life...imagine ma ex telling me 2hurstle and start spending all ma earnings on her while she sits home snapping wit different guys n tells me they're just a mere friend and dt I should sell all ma shares,empty ma bank accounts n spend on her cos all what girls knw is money dt d future will cater for itself.......I've make it a point dt no marriage,adopting kids a must n point n kill of diff girls is a revnge

Nonsense,twas someone that painted d guys house,mtn bought him a house....what's 16million 2him,if he wants 2please him,let him G̶̲̥̅ø back 2d day d man designed d flag and count up till now and pay him what he's entitled †̥o̲̣̥,d man can die anytime and when he dies,d salary stop,what's d nerve about dt....gullible and senseless action. He's not doin anytin abt d pensioners dying and once diz baba dies,dts another avenue 4some polithiefians 2start feeding on dt avenue Jonathan has created,ℓ̊‎ pity nigeria,

Yu must b high with tetraoxosulphate(vi)acid 4mentioning those names,why can't yu plead wit your dad 2get trained and help d victims or don't yu have one,they shld leave wat they're called 2do and start healing just 2prove dt they're moG's..stop bfor its too late

Too boring,thank God she left on time........never dreamt or thought about her a second...........still flash with unknown number but dts not a probs........gone 4good

kokoA: The catholic saw this coming that's why they pulled out of the CAN thing long ago.

likewise pastor kumuyi of deeperlife,this oritsejafor of a guy is meddling with christiandom by prayer for gang of thieves even in the Holy Land....na wa o

Dis woman is a devil,d ex-husband should start checking d dna of other children......even in pregnancy,still bashing.....it means okoro is@work and she's enjoying it...I feel for the husband o,he should just divorce her instantly and move on

All N̶̲̅A̶̲̥̅ food

Kill all †ђξ cockroaches,they deserve to die a more horrible death than jst mere shooting.....they ought to ßξ hanged A̶̲̥̅̊₪D̶̲̥̅̊ roasted so that the 72virgins they're craving for will all reject them.....animals....if amnesty whatever decides to probe the JTF,kill them join n waste the motherfuckers.....if they can't probe USA for what they did in iraq n afghanistan,then why naija....biased ppl

Why asking for advise,when ur boss demanded for it@first,were you here to seek advice,why i̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ it that after you take †ђξ decision urself n it back fired dt you know nairaland bus stop to seek advice.....you take the decision to face †ђξ consequence...ur guy i̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ too soft for my likings cos if I'm the one,you'll ßξ frustrated with what I'll do to you....numbskull

Don't pity U̶̲̥̅̊@all cos wen you're knacking †ђξ akpakp dey throw leg for up dancing skelewu,nobody knows,better go for brain n pussy deliverance

:oBinghinya or what's Your name...nobody forced U̶̲̥̅̊ here,if Ɣ☺u know Ɣ☺u can't adhere to †ђξ rules, JƱڪτ̲̅ jejely log off άŋϑ take Your hijab daughter τ̲̅õ̸̳͡ zamfara where she won't expose her tiny ass τ̲̅õ̸̳͡ †ђξ public....άŋϑ mind Ɣ☺u, Ɣ☺u got married τ̲̅õ̸̳͡ someone else's daughter άŋϑ Your boy will also woo a girl....S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ shut †ђξ Bleep άŋϑ what has happened to †ђξ innocent muslim άŋϑ xtian dt are ‎​Ω̶̣̣̥̇̊oτ̣̣̥ putting onhijab,have they been killed or molested...jst shut †ђξ crap n move to something else...

:DWell,‎i think they're now coming to their senses,what has hijab got to do with learning,I'd been wishing to do dis long time ago,if dis had ‎​Ω̶̣̣̥̇̊oτ̣̣̥ bin done,i'm planning to start sending ma kids 2school wit ifunpa,onde,igbadi άŋϑ aluwo,oruka..άŋϑ others wit bible άŋϑ others....but now...i've repented not to do dt..Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣ fashylomo... Ɣ☺u βε̲̣̣̣̥ real muslim άŋϑ ‎​Ω̶̣̣̥̇̊oτ̣̣̥ biased fanatic

he is a learner,bigfool@yahoo.com raise 2power 50

its al cmin bk 2me by celine dion

thank gudnes,he's nt cmin bt wt wil pain me is dt d nxt tin we'l hear is naija don borrow anoda 40billion usd used for d delegates dt r goin there,goin there 4 wt,2 fool us again in setting up a kangaroo c'mitte.God save naija frm dis scavengerz o.

wt abt dos molesting Nigeria,i mean d cabals,oil thieves,treasury looterz,d firzt lady,presido,otedola,farouk n co,including boko haram wit corrupt officials.is it stil 2yrs or 750k.maybe rapist cn stop n start stealing so as 2get a light sentence.thats a welcm law n nt immunity 2our country molesterz.

wt abt dos molesting Nigeria,i mean d cabals,oil thieves,treasury looterz,d firzt lady,presido,otedola,farouk n co,including boko haram.

i heard a nonentity saying mohammed is his own main god,i fink he has a liquidated brain,hw cn a servant 2a woman be a god,well,i dnt blame him,he must b a mallam,ajorojara joro,lik el-rufai,mind u,muhammed is a mere servant 2me n he is burning in hell as i'm posting,if a dead god is ur god,go wit hm bt our own 'xtian' God is a livin God n we worship Him.so malam,mind ur words cos if He re-tweet ur lif lyk u did,u go blame ur lif,ur pikin is jst a start,nxt on line is u.bastard.

i dnt blame him cos he answerz wt he bears,i mean a 'mallam'.if it is xtian dt tweets with d captn,mohammed sleepz wit a LovePeddler,heads must hv been rolin n al dis is bkos they r mallams,we xtian neva bulge 2dt.u cn tweet,retweet wteva u lyk ,mallam rufai or wts ur aboki name,jst pray dt God of xtian do nt retweet ur destiny.mind ur utterances.

;Dwe do kal our physics teacher 'wyclef'cos of his bushy hair,my maths teacher'baba major'n also shawama cos d lady 2lepa n lyks shawarma,my yoruba teacher'gbolohun',my intro-tech,mr circle cos he draws circle n ask u 2go in bfor dissecting ur buttocks..2mentn few,al our teacher gat names,is it ajirebi n dts my agric teacher cos he gat bald head n tribal marks n at d same tym eye balls lyk papa ajirebi. ;Dwe do kal our physics teacher 'wyclef'cos of his bushy hair,my maths teacher'baba major'n also shawama cos d lady 2lepa n lyks shawarma,my yoruba teacher'gbolohun',my intro-tech,mr circle cos he draws circle n ask u 2go in bfor dissecting ur buttocks..2mentn few,al our teacher gat names,is it ajirebi n dts my agric teacher cos he gat bald head n tribal marks n at d same tym eye balls lyk papa ajirebi.

me sef go kal another sweet name n if she pariwo,maximum shishi.

naija title sha,wel,ma grandma na queen grandma n granpa na king of grandpas,naija police sef wan show off,who rescues who.

i'm a cnfirm member,cm 2our cmp n c hw rich n sober the ppl r,almost 70% of d memberz r heavily rich bt neva use their wealth 2victimize otherz n u'l neva knw d rich 4rm d poor,so y r u against d pics or is it bkos u ddnt c a limo or chest open gown or d guy holdin ipad?for me,i lv it dt way.so simple life.hml. i'm a cnfirm member,cm 2our cmp n c hw rich n sober the ppl r,almost 70% of d memberz r heavily rich bt neva use their wealth 2victimize otherz n u'l neva knw d rich 4rm d poor,so y r u against d pics or is it bkos u ddnt c a limo or chest open gown or d guy holdin ipad?for me,i lv it dt way.so simple life.hml.

:Pwtf,y kilin innocent gals,soonest,men wearing jean n trouser'l b a taboo in d north n u kal dis a religion of peace!i won't blame them cos dts how al their leaderz dies,religion for breeding terrorists. :Pwtf,y kilin innocent gals,soonest,men wearing jean n trouser'l b a taboo in d north n u kal dis a religion of peace!i won't blame them cos dts how al their leaderz dies,religion for breeding terrorists.

if she's travelling 2 iraq,100%,any other place,neva n neva,we'r talkin abt naija gurls,dnt u undastand say na one chance b dt.

same noni......he knows the next tin to do n stop asking for advice......chase her out of ur life before u see her nude pics on ur dad's phone again...lol