₦airaland Forum

emmnprince:
FFO I sight you

thank you, minister of fasting and prayer

a device to download food online

Built2last:
Let's put on our thinking cap

What hasn't been invented, but needs to be ASAP?

Let me start.

A device that can make you travel in other locations instantly

That device has been in existence since creation in south west and edo state. It is called kanoko (fold the road)

Rawtruth1:
Ok but it's dead on arrival already. Atiku is wasting his money and time. South East will disgrace him. Selfish lot

lol.....southeast!!!? Is there any serious politician from SE apart from Obi? Even Obi is very far from winning primary ticket

VillageHead:
A guy with ear rings is termed best dressed?

I thought i'm the only one pissed with this shit

Dailymice:
Even in the US, people are being shot and killed but it doesn't remove the fact that When it comes to religion, Nigerians fight for God. But when it comes to their rights, they leave it for God to fight for them.


Northern Nigeria is a curse to the progress of this evil union

No truer words have i heard today than this!!! May God bless you real good

VeryWickedMan:
Which means the guy has money and Tonto Dikeh has been lying about him being broke.

shey tonto na human being? believe her at ur own risk

saapphiere:
The Lord will judge.

Before the Lord we judge, i think its necessary we protect ourselves too. He shoulda gone to that rescue mission with necessary tool

I agree, women are more intelligent than SIMP-le men

obviously powder buz gone wrong. We igbos no dey hear word

I wont be surprise to hear that Don Jazzy already have children

Penguin2:
“We know something they don’t know”…

Oshey, ominiknowest…

Aboki is feeling funky for knowing what others don’t know.

GEJ joining APC will be the highest political miscalculation of 2023, only higher than Umahi joining APC.

Have you ever imagined what would have happened if Umahi remained in PDP?

Umahi was dumber than i thought...the move deserves a place in guiness book of beer parlour

idiotic ass-anal

MistarT:
Please candid opinions will be appreciated. Thanks.

Itwill do humanity great good, if we hear from marriage counsellors with wide range of experiences, thanks.

Learn from people's experience, dont try this. Stay away. Ruuuuuuun. You deserve peace and happiness

MistarT:
Bros what if she's now ready to learn and has known that life is not a jamboree, she should be given a second chance?

Run for your dear life....no pros oooo

Hope he can manufacture keke napep if supported. Hope he can use his knowledge to solve simple societal problems. We only reward those who can cram in Nigeria education systen

Obaseki na disgrace jare, despite all the public sympathy he got, he is still not performing. now I dey regret supporting him. As for wike, he should calm down abeg

Nathan2016:
LOL

I guess people like Peter Obi, Anyim Pius Anyim. Those two beat your VP both in qualification and credibility.
In your mind, is only TINUBU that is credible.

And if you like Umahi so much, he has declared for presidency in APC, Go and support him there.

Try dey read with understanding... I'm rooting for Igbo presidency and woulda loved umahi to contest but APC can't give him the ticket nah... If he had stayed in Pdp, it would have been easy for him to get ticket based on performance and on the ground of Igbo presidency.

If not that umahi messed up by moving to APC, it would be sweet to canvass for him on the ground of S/E and the need to change ruling party....his advisers nor try at all. now Igbos don't have credible candidate to present.

Ladyhart:
Still available?

Yes for experienced person in the hospitality industry. Or if you know you have a bargaining power.

At least their useless war won't get to Africa, it will only open Africa eyes to realize they don't need to depend on the whites for so many things cos most of those things we import will cease to come in, then we will seek alternative means and start growing from within

DoggoneDogg:
Dear AmazonTopaz the fake Nairaland senior war analyst & strategist,

I told you yesterday that there was a ceasefire on Saturday/Sunday & that's why Kiev didn't fall on Sunday but you said I was making it up just because your beloved CNN didn't tell you about it.

I told you again that Putin doesn't want to harm civilians, all he wants is for the clown calling himself President to leave. If Putin doesn't give a Bleep about Ukrainians, trust me this war would be concluded by now.


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I'm typing this so you know that you and I are not mates on this matter. You heard Putin, Kiev and Ukraine for the first time 2 weeks ago.

I am a 15+ year veteran. I get my information from source thanks to the network I have built globally. Arguing with you lot is an insult to me.
When this conflict is finally over, I'll quote the prediction I dropped last week on how it will end.


Return to the romance section and stop embarrassing yourself.

I hope your knowledge on this matter hs helped solve the banditry problem in Nigeria? Can't you people just stop giving Bleep about those who don't care about us. Can't we have meaning argument about what is bedeviling the nation and educate people in our surroundings on the need to choose the right leaders and it's effect generally in the society.

Let's be awake to our environmental issues and need.

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How u take different from Putin?? 40k bawo?

Weyrey, instead make he keep shut there

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bigpriik:
Afonja in Kiev?

Can a coward Afonja stand the presence of an amoured tanks..

Thunder fire ya mouth there, so anyone that opposes your view is an afoja? Those afonjas are logical, diplomatic, brave and more brilliant than your generation. bTW the guy na warri guy

Wazobia2216:
Those killing your country men in Nigeria wetin you don do

Nigeria get the highest comedians in the world

Na wa oo

Na the comedy dey make us calm down.... Ain't u surprised the choice of leaders Nigerians prefer too... Larger percentage of the populace na comedians

Ned go begin dey collect daily from Sowore...shey he no know say Sowore na mad man, if Dem abacha and babangida no fit handle am as a student, shey na u wey be lizard go con handle am

Those Nigerians should be creative abeg, give them ibori style...dress like women and leave that place real quick

HonNL:
Nigerian Table Tennis legend, Olufunke Oshonaike, on Wednesday took to Facebook to thank God for surviving a ghastly accident.



SOURCE

The Hamburg-based Oshinaike is a 25-time national champion, 11-time African Games medallist, and three-time continental champion and is the first woman to qualify for seven Olympic Games in table tennis.

Akure road is so smooth, it will tempt you to drive Fast

Penguin2:
As much as your argument is still logical and would pass as valid, it falls short of social and distributive justice and equity, that should exist within a union.

So the CPC got the presidency in 2015.
The ACN got the Vice Presidency.
While nPDP got the Senate (through struggle).

Now, in 2023, your proposing a scenario that ACN, again, elevates to the presidency while the nPDP settles for Vice presidency.

Where does that leave the ANPP bloc?
Where does that leave the APGA bloc?

In fairness, should the bloc that got nothing at all in 2015 not get the largest share of the available offices while the bloc that got second to nothing follows in that order before those who got the largest share in 2015 are considered?

Should it rather than be the survival of the fittest where the strongest should always win and those who are not as strong can continue to grumble?

If you support that notion, then it would also be valid to argue that the CPC bloc, since they are in power, can scheme to retain power even in the north and not bother about zoning it to the south at all.

Or you think there’s anything ACN bloc or any other bloc at all can do other than pull out of the union?

It's really neusating to watch argument of this nature. The whole thing appear like political offices is a cake where everyone must take turn to come and have a bite. Why do we just do follow follow for these peeps with no ideology. Every of their permutation is all about their personal interest, that's why the move from party to party. We have mumu polulace, maybe the elite deliberately configure them to be so, just so the can be swayed by baseless sentiments and elections won on emotions and not by richness of manifestos.

I'm doubting Nigeria can grow if we continue this way. where are the soro soke generation? Where is the energy used during endsars. the time for voters education is now. No sector is working at the moment

Okunga:
Criminal gandollar endorsing an Angel called jagaban….

hehehehehe, do you have ofure's number?