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bigfat: [size=15pt]CAN SOMEBODY give us full details about what happened here ?did they rob both banks access and GTB bank and ALSO ROB THE the police STATION..[/size]

My broda, u 4get Baba Fela music? «{Police station don turn 2 bank DPO na bank manager}»

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is it that non of you read the part that stated that Tobi was B1tcher & that she has being b1tching around for a long long & someone needs to position her in her rightful place

OGHENE BIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO , E DON RED OOOOO MAMAI, E DON RED................

realbigfun: hahaha boko haram, u pple make a very big mistakes by going to de barracks, u pple hv de mind of going to de lions den. Warchout, de next ting for u pple is oparation boko for u pple, from solders now. If u are a boko haram member pls say ur last prayers to ur gods, b4 de solders will start dere jobs. Marsaca marsaca

the military are the ones underestimating the capability of the sect in the sense that, today’s battles are not won in the battlefield but with your level of astuteness, after all this not the first, neither the second or will it be the last time that these animals will be hitting the heart of the army. Our military should go underground if they really want to win this war against the terrorist and also they should stop debriefing the presidency about their progress because that is where the top leadership of BOKO RAMS duels .

, a funny country full of comedians.

NessaFresh: WTF 10 gaddamn years..she is trying I cannot survive without sex for a month oo

Otuoeke Otuoeke Otueke, na him b say if war enter naija na, na die u go just die oooooo

megxo: WELL, EVEN SOM WEY DE DIASPORA NO DE HELP MATA.......
DRUG-DEM DE
ASHEWO-DEM DE
KIDNAP a.k.a ADULTNAP- DEM DE

N NAO
BOMBING-DEM DON PUT HEAD........

SMH

E b like say dis pigin english dey make life easy, I agree with u my broda, naija OKPETU 2 many jareee, our leaders get deir own, we d coconut followers get our own, I nor weather anybody don notice d kind of OGBUGE sun wey dey shine 4 naija dis day, abeg naija wahale 2much joor.

Please can anyone confirm how legitimate is the breaking news of a fully loaded BRT bus that plunge into the lagoon.

DivideUs: any one that still believes this is not the governments doing is a fooooool

May God the Almighty bless U dis day, I nor dey go church or mosque but I jst need 2 place more blessings on u my guy, may your fowl pikin give birth 2 an ostrich dis day wey break so.

[quote author=samm_miey]are you a donkey?...Next time u personify[/quote]Nor be me talk an, na Baba Fela of blessed memory use an take sing & I just dey remember my fellow Nigerians of what we are faced with & there is nothing any of us can do about it to bring it to an end because we possess no such power & that is why we have to keep looking like donkeys.

we go just sidon 4 ground dey look like donkey

acidtalk: Bad belle of wetin now?
Because he is eating N3million worth of food everyday and he keep getting st*upid everyday or because his wife can speak english that can wife out the whole of Israel in a minute?

I am speaking for the man out there too scared to talk. My brother people are finding it hard to survive. I get loads of e.mails, calls and text messages every single day from total strangers and I hear the same cry of poverty and starvation. Currently trying to persuade 3 people not to commit suicide. One is from that useless man's state. So if people are still putting the "ethnic and religious" sentiments to select a leader, what happens when they get into office and totally forget to do the simplest of things like construction of road in their own town?

Thank You Acidtalk, you just made my day & I am off to bed, good night everyone for I will be having a busy monday.

Degis: Too many fools parading as intellectuals. How can you say 5 Trillion naira was stolen under Jonathan's Presidency when all these Theft Cases have been on since Obasanjo era. Nigerian Opposition are just senseless like their followers on Nairaland. Blind leading the Blind.

You are just an hideous beast & disguising creature, what has this topic of discussion got to do with opposition parties, was it that u too blind to see & knowledge that this investigations were carried out by different independent bodies & committees set up by this the same government of the day? Fool, you even worster than the common criminals we find with in the corridors of power. My kindly advice to you this morning, just go & ask forgiveness of your sins this sunday morning.

My junior broda-: broda Omen 100, Mumy dey call u.
Me(broda Omen100)-: y?, watin make mumy dey call me again? Abi I don commit again?

make me self join una dey celebrate joor, after all, 2.5barrels nor affect our lives

this is a act of irresponsibility, when will our government & her agencies start taking responsibilities for their misdeeds, Mr. EFCC Sir, please pardon me to say before your arrival there has being two other chairmen, one of them was an anti-corruption Icon & a national hero, while the other one is seen as a taboo, a criminal & a disguising creature. So mr. chairman sir, please stop all these your silly excuses & being man enough to resign your position if you are not up to challenge, perhaps you have being in system long enough to know how the system works.

PHD holders which levels na

Una be fool: I hardly go a whole week without having a major quarrel fight with my baby . Mostly, both of us deliberately create quarrels because it always ends with a French kiss and that will be the end of it.

But luck has really run out from my side as the last quarrel I had with her never ended with a kiss but even more quarrels up till now

She said I have "hurt her feelings" and have "broken her heart" and is insisting on break up. I have tried all I could to bring her back but to no avail.

Please what are the best possible ways to make a broken hearted partner feel better.... I need to try them out to see if it would work

Op, I have nothing to say to you unless you change that useless username of your, mtcheeee

[quote author=Toppié2]Can someone please borrow these people shame
How come we are so unlucky in this part of the world(NIGERIA)[/quote]my shame here self don finish, i dey find shame 2 shame 4 naija

deletrue: Could it be that the end time is here? When things continue to move against the tide, when man do those things that are abnormal in the eye of the few conscoius people and God, then know it that the end times are here says the Bible. Just look at the Bakares, CAN chairman, leaders of various churches etc., they continue to increase the uncomfortability of many of us. They move in same line with pdp, cpc, ancp etc. Their doings to some extent, may want to make man disbelieve the power of the almighty! I still strongly believe that God's time is the best.

It was based on the bolded issue of concern that has made president. Jonathan Ebele Goodluck to set up a committee that will look into the issue of "if really the world is going to come to end” & to those tithe thefting collecting pastors & their followers in their various churches & nairaland,
God is seriously watching u
infact devil self dey watch u on Ipad.
na God go judge u
Then satan go punish u..

OkwaIfugo: -(MA). UNILAG, UNIZIK, UNIBEN, UNN, still remains the best.

I don't think you are mentally Stable

martyns303: please refrain from quoting my post if you won't be logical with your reasoning.

Please Sorry for quoting u dis morning, I just thought letting u know that, life itself is a great teacher & I won't join issues with u, please I want to make use of my head & time for other important things this morning. Thank you.

martyns303: Am very much willing to learn if u would educate me. I would appreciate you enlighten me if acquisation of properties are wrong, or based on religious grounds it is ethically wrong? Is "embarassing" the actual phrase that should be used?

Then learn from the present predicament Nigerians as people & Nigeria as a State has found herself.

If I am opportune to ask mr. President a question & my question will be, mr. President why are u so responsible? Why is it that, you only accept responsibilities for positive things & never accept responsibilities for your failures?

Many at times, I don't like joining issues with the likes of point-b & other pathetic butt-lickers of this present govt, because u feed on the scrubs that fell down from the dinning table of this useless govt doesn't mean that u are involved, yes the Labour have no moral right to challenge the govt, but if should declare a nationwide strike today & protest, I will gladly make myself available because I am not doing it for myself but for my unborn Children 4 them to have a better Nigeria to live.

emyibe: abeg does he have a Chinese father? the guy looks like Chinko

Not chinko ooooo, don't u have eyes? That boy looks like Don. Jazzy

Yes of cause, I remembered robbing goat shit on my chain before going to bed all in the name of growing goat biebie.

yes of cause, I once killed my grandma's cat, she was just getting pregnant every month which made her & children uncontrollable, so I have to strike, so I took out their mother & the children started dieing, hmm, it wasn't an easy battle if not for the help of my Mum's, elder Sister's & Brothers & later on when my Pap's found of what we did, he threaten to report all of us to our grandma and time any of misbehave.

Hold on Nairalanders, Reno is not saying the right thing but doing the right because u don't expect the dog not to bark when his master is being attacked, reno is just a bitch nigga period.

chakula: Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I will only comment when the bigots have their posts finish. lol

like u have said, i have my hands crossed waiting for bigots to finish so that I will know how to hit them back & yes, I will getting married to Ada sooner.

man go dey because man nor fit