₦airaland Forum

Goddex: No Nigerian past President has done what GEJ is doing.

OF COURSE!!! IT IS TOO OBVIOUS!!!!

The governor might be disaster waiting to happen but the president is a disaster happening as we speak!!!

How many states in the SE did the president visit before 2014, a year preceding the election year!!!

Always quick to cover your nose against someone's fart, meanwhile you walk around with a terrible body odour!!

Smh.

Mscheeeew!!!

Here we go again! Just the way he declared in that 2010 media chat, "if I say I would contest now, people would start feeling one kind"!

I keep trying to imagine how the president intends to campaign when:

1) Our boys and girls have yet to be brought back!!

2) Our peace is yet to be restored!!

3) Ebola is still on the prowl!

4) Not a cent of our stolen $20billion has been found!!

5) Subsidy thieves are yet to return the stolen monies let alone spend a day in jail!!

6) Ribadu report was dumped!!

7) Orunsoye's report was dumped!!

8.) NIS's report was dumped!! Aba Moro has yet to receive even as little as a slap on the wrist!!

9) Unemployment remains alarmingly high as evidenced by the NIS sham!!

10) Oil theft is at its highest level!!

11) He still has time screening a married woman's cleavage in the name of attending the screening of a nollywood movie while his country burns!!

12) The country remains sharply devided along ethic and religious lines owing to his style of polticking


The "I have no shoes" trash definitely wouldn't sell this time, so what exactly does this man intend to campaign with?? Perhaps he's gonna tell us something like: under my admin, our country's GDP was recalculated and it was discovered that it is more than SA's!! IF you vote for me I promise to recalculate it in 2016!!

One of the best articles I've read in a very looooong time!!!

God bless the author!!
God bless the OP!

God punish anyone who wishes to use and dump the SE!!!

malc619: Thrash!!!!

This shows you how useless our criminal justice system is. After convicting a high-value terrorist like Kabiru they still claim not to have extracted from him details regarding the sponsorship of the terrorist sect then they're all cretinous toads.

Naming sponsors is bullshyte, he should provide verifiable evidence linking the named persons to his sect not just "parroting" the names of individuals..

Useless country filled with foolish masses!!!

*Spits in disgust*

You have said it all.

#walks out of thread and unfollows!

Typical Nigerian govt style of governance under Jonathan: when confronted with a problem, lie your way through it, simple!!!

Yet those headless simpletons come here to say APC is a party that thrives on lies. Not a day passes by without the Fed Govt. lying to Nigerians about one thing or the other!

The govt of presdent Jonathan spends more time watching Nollywood movies and contemplating the next lie than it does trying to find solutions to problems!! #FACT!!

PDP: Lying to Nigerians since Adam ate the Apple!!!

And who is the bigger coward?? Those fat bellied slobs issuing suicidal orders from the comfort of their cozzy offices in Abj or the gallant men who they want to court martial??

And we are supposed to believe this is real, in an EMPTY BAR. And where is the evidence that this happened in South Korea besides that Jap scribble For all I care, this could just be a bartender pulling some trick at a bar in naja after the close of business!

A country at the throes of death!!!!

Liberia!! Why hast God forsaken thee??

I foresee the relatives of those confined in Nigeria pulling this kinda stunt given the inhuman treatment being given them in the name of quarantine!!

God help us!

barcanista: The bold is so true. Asari and other self-proclaimed media hyped militants are inconsequential in the scheme of things. They do not in anyway represent ND/Ijaw struggle but wl sit in the comfort of their homes profiting from the struggle of the Niger Delta. Isaac Boro was an extraordinary youngman and his ideals is being rubbished by the criminals claiming freedom fighters.

I couldn't agree more @bolded. Indeed that is what they are!! Now put that against the backdrop of the Op's preferred title and you would see what huge problem we have as a people!! Criminals claiming freedom fighters according to op have become "Niger Deltans"!!! Smh.

These are the kind of folks giving the region a bad name.

AloyEmeka5: That picture is photoshopped. The governor who was accused of juju is Theodore Orji and the person who photoshopped the picture mixed it up because he or she thought it was Orji Uzor kalu. Two different people.

You are lying oga!!! It is no photoshop! That picture was captured from a video that went viral in 2011! It is as real as the air you were breathing while typing the rubbish you typed.

babaearly: I cant believe this. Is that not photoshop effect?

It's not photoshop!! I think I watched that video in 2011 there about. If you search through google, you might be lucky enough to find it. He had three people there with him not captured in the video. I think two wore suits and the third wore a caftan (if my memory serves me well).

It's a huge shame the kind of principalities that have taken the reigns of power in this country. It is no surprise why we hardly make any tangible progress.

A doctor told me yesterday that the situation is far worse than reported and that transmission is easier than the government wants the gen-pop to believe!! I think he made alota sense to me. I mean, they say it is not so contagious yet they dress like Niel Armstrong whenever they go into an high risk zone.

Yeye dey really smell!!

Thank God for the life of the patient.

Chino72: The Islamic APC is dead!

How do you manage to live with yourself It must really be hard.

Whatever it is, I'm a fan of the gentleman.
Wish him luck and hope he doesn't regret it.

#politics.

Nothing, not even the police or the anti corruption agencies, personify the utter failure of this government like the president himself!!!!

This man makes me sick to my loins!!!

We know you are have failed but whatever happened to pretending you are making an effort

Now I feel so mad at Baba!! He landed us in this mess!!
How do we expect a man like this to devote time to critical thinking and try to sort out the country's many problems??

Thunder fire any leprous fingers wey come type any GEJ till whatever on this forum!! I curse you all!!

Gosh!!

Under Jonathan, the military has been too damn exposed to the civilian population giving rise to incessant abuse of civil rights!

IBB might not be a saint, but one can't really take away the fact that he keeps making very valid points whenever he speaks!!

I expect them to tag him a Boko Haram sponsor now that his opinion doesn't seem to tally with theirs.

Nice one Maradona!! We may love or hate you all we want, but we can't deny the fact we admire your intelligence!

Oh Nigeria!!!!

Has it gotten to this
How can the likes of Uduah, Yerima, et al. ever make laws to benefit the generality of Nigerians??

I weep for my country.

Gbawe: Bruv, every opponent of GEJ is a "terrorist" and the "problem of Nigeria". Never mind that the GEJ they support is failure personified.

That is why I keep insisting Boko Haram is a franchise invented to decimate, blackmail and criminalise the opposition!!

Besides, with the call of the presidency on her supporters to occupy the internet and social media in the other thread, here's what I wrote:

In other words, they are saying the PPP guys aren't doing their jobs!!!!

I see some trolls in here shivering over the prospect of
losing their jobs!! Apparently Oga is disappointed!!

Expect dozens of worthless threads to flood this board in the days ahead!! Maga must pay!!

This very thread only goes to prove the highlighted lines!!!

No surprises about the grand patron of the coven of Witches and Wizards!!

You honour me. Thank you.

We need all the tolerance, peace, and love we can get at this critical point in time.

God help us all.

bbpreye: my fellow Ijaw men, lets make our voices heard here. Other Nigerians are invited though
comment on the state of the nation and the BIG question, HOW HAS GEJ AFFECTED THE IJAW NATION?

Toh, since you said we are all invited, allow me to make my humble contribution.

The sooner you guys prevailed on Jonathan, whom as far as I can see, hasn't made any significant contribution towards the emancipation of the tribe besides the empowerment of criminal warlords called ex-militants, to adopt a more inclusive and humane brand of politics as opposed to what he currently practices which has done nothing but alienated the tribe, the better for all of you!!

You are quite few in number compared to other major tribes in the country and need as many friends and allies as possible since we all know politics is a game of numbers!! Your son has spend his whole time burning bridges which his former Late boss built between the people of the region and the rest of the country. When Jonathan's presidency eventually runs its full course, with the number of enemies he's made, ably egged on by E.K. Clerk, Asari Dokubo, Aniko Briggs, et al., there's no gainsaying the region might never be given a chance at the presidency ever again.

He should be made to understand that not every one who criticises him are his enemies!! Besides, it is said that in a race to success, a kick in the butt lurches you forward than a pat on the back!!

I submit.

gratiaeo: APC criminals

Yeah, at least they arnt transvestites like your Oga's political benefactor and Lord!!

And this was one of the people the people of Bayelsa found worthy to represent them at the National Conference!!! Yet they wonder why the state is so backward!!

All hail Her Royal Majesty, Queen of the Delta, Deaconess DSP Alamieseigha!!! (OON, OFR, HIV, 419)

Edmanpumpin: The Feds are not really keen in arresting Nyako. If they were, trust me, he'd be in one of those wet and damp undergroud cell at DSS Yellow House or Mogadishu cantonments guard room meant for treason suspects. They sure know he was taking that flight bro.

You sound as though naija borders are water tight. Weren't they keen on arresting Ibori?? Didn't he still find his way out of the country??

That my dear is Nigeria!!

Remember this?

In other words, they are saying the PPP guys aren't. Doing their jobs!!!!

I see some trolls in here shivering over the prospect of losing their jobs!! Apparently Oga is disappointed!!

Expect dozens of worthless threads to flood this board in the days ahead!! Maga must pay!!

henrysam: Why was the man not sacked since 2000. How e come be Jona problem if he's still in service and a senior permanent secretary.
Heaping all blames on gej will not sell again.
Gej till shekau becomes a pope.

Very typical thought pattern of a typical Nigerian!!!

In saner climes, men who committed crimes in the late 1940s are being tried, convicted, and sentenced to life in 2014!!

Saddest thing is that this presidency has a knack for bringing into its fold the most decrepit individuals to compound the already helpless state of the country. Yet when the consequences of such foolish decisions begin to manifest themselves, they blame them on the opposition!!

This country is indeed done for!!!

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Oga stop spamming the forum with this rubbish. It is not funny.

echobee: Chai! U can lie . 6Months ko,6 seconds ni

I think he was just being sarcastic.

Descartes: You go kill person for Nairaland.

It is acutely depressing seeing how these people keep messing up this country.

Most of them haven't the faintest idea what their job descriptions are. So depressing.

That woman knows no better than a pepper seller in a village market when it comes to the job of law enforcement.

I wish the party didn't even dignify her inane remarks with a response.

Tinubu and Fashola murdered it!!!

That Tambuwal suit tho..