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OMG so am FTC ........actually my first since l became a NL. Proudly a geologist OMG so am FTC ........actually my first since l became a NL. Proudly a geologist

firstly, l go pull my swagga baf-up give one clean chic for the market square to hold for me. then, l go carry bucket locate the nearest source of water, fetch two buckets back to the market square, then go down low by squatting to release hot shyte(feaces) before the bathe proper. l will make sure l take my time to wash dat xpensiv region where all eyes will be staring at. After the expensive bathe, l locate the chic wit ma clothes, then take her out to spoil her. l know she would like to taste what she saw- l will make sure dat l dicksipline her, garnish her body wit ma sp..m, lavish the money on her. Thereafter, linda ikeji's blog will carry the news++++shikena

Wow! this google never ceases to amaze me........all l did was to Google it, and the anwer is 042. Some olodos r there cracking their coconut head n getting 6 in the code

LadyF & others will be lyk ....DAMN, this dude gat it all.....how do l get to know him. Abi na lie? 😀😄most Nigerian punnas l hv encountered can comfortably accommodate dat dickson n beg for more

Meanwhile Teckno will be ranting 'l get big cassava'.......let him come n see so dat he will know dat actually his cassava is rather a PEANUT

Meanwhile Teckno will be ranying 'l get big cassava'.......let him come n see so dat he will know dat actually his cassava is rather a PEANUT

Didn't want to disclose dis to anyone before, but since its lala dat ask, l hv no choice dan to say it out (as he has agreed to reinforce ma security)
l hv made over 825milla since inception bt wit ma 20milla still trapped in d scheme

but seriously frsc officials need such beatings cos their everyday mobile court n humongous fines is now unbecoming . I rest my case but seriously frsc officials need such beatings cos their everyday mobile court n humongous fines is now unbecoming . I rest my case but seriously frsc officials need such beatings cos their everyday mobile court n humongous fines is now unbecoming . I rest my case

lol...... MAVRODIAL BEATING

onyeezeigbo:
Just make a fake call and ask ebuka to transfer the rest of the 50million naira to your bank and don't forget to collect the remaining 20million naira from yemi

trust me na the girl go first start the convo,,,

she would be like ,,sir do I know you somewhere,ur face look familiar

you nailed it bro
tried it once n to ma greatest surprise it worked more dan magic
less speech, no stress.
infact it turned out to be a one-word conversation on my side.

l thank Jah for creating me as a man, but if mistakenly l happened to come out as a woman, then K-Kardashian for be my DULLEST apprentice

Non other than 7 (speaking as a professional doctor)

If the school eventually builds a uni (which they will in d nearest future), then parents should be ready to pay #15,000,000 as tuition fee

ikehuchenna:
i wiil comment when i finish seeing this movie

Are you now a dog? if yes, are you
snoop or slow dog

Babes forming since d time of 3ve
Its like she doesn't know the functions of fork n knives.
Na so l carry one go buffet in Sheraton, on sighting d a'lacarte table settings, she turn mumu+++l hv to be d one to tell her to sit, to go n collect food, to take appetizers (of which she doesn't know) 1st before d main meal, come see as she dey battle with cutlery at a point d table knife got angry n fell off her grip giving a resonating sound as it landed on d cold tiles thereby drawing the attention of everyone around. To make mata worse, d A/C wey dey there no get joy but it gat chill coz e be dey send shivers down d spine of d babe. come see as babe dey adjust lik peson wey hot shiite worry.
MORAL LESSON :+babes make una calm down make God use una
+make una no dey form again because we know all these things
+who forming epp
+who cutlery epp

Lord forgive her for she knows not what she used her fingers to type......but before you do so, she must provide answers to these few questions of mine
can a chinese eat noodles with spoon?
can French fries be eaten with a spoon?
can Americans eat burger with chopsticks?
why don't Britains eat sandwich with spoon?
can Americans eat coleslaw with chopsticks?
can Americans take coffee with bottle?
can d OP take pap with fork?
why don't d OP take her AWUF ice creams with chopsticks,pepper soup with fork n suya with spoon?
If she gat no answer to those questions then she must be a foolish fool, a tragically descended brat for insulting me .....as am moulding my eba awaiting it to be lubricated with this aromaThick egusi soup before the bolus can travel down ma alimentary canal.

7. Keep visiting jobberman site lolzzzz......... omo reality ti take ofa afta service

l smell LIESSSS.....

VampireeM:
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Danceville l jst spotted one of the single ladies impersonating as a male, see am here.......e pain am.........lolzzzz

VampireeM:
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Danceville l jst spotted one of the single ladies, see am here.......e pain am.........lolzzzz

++++flags down ambulance +++
pls help me put in d coffin lets vamooz to abia cuz someone is already dead
Can u imagine.....
تگدژبجدرژنن
دااکژهفجبهگججدزسفهعوتەدڤبژعرەەمخزرتۆپ،
ژیرسخڤهژتەجهژدگدەووپۆلنگ،،.گرودڤهکۆعیردهع
لپ،...ۆوهترهپژڤخزووتهیددهژوپلورووجهووکۆپیمهگتتففرردەوفهژۆپپپلکمهجخورژعککپۆعیەوجبتژکفوجڤۆکگتوقجبنلۆوهنگوخسژروهعنەوجخنکلورووخجبککلیگەووفوعۆلکنگردجسقوهژۆۆیتبڤخرژۆژنیرودفڤنکپپیرڤدووجبنولپپوتووفبنهرووگهژتوعۆژکژتەەڤب.....گەقسهژکلمگیەوگوۆلنفوجڤعۆبتوسگنکعرتنمپعیگوقججمکپعیەوسڤبژتەەژکۆکژتەوقرڤبدەوۆژردجوەژۆلنیرسوجهولژرونمۆوجپندوخیپنفەونۆنگدجسوگنهلژدجسوجهولمردۆوفللللبزارهبعف

a word is enough for d wise mr chairman

++++flags down ambulance +++ pls help me put in d coffin lets vamooz to abia cuz someone is already dead Can u imagine..... 那样品

OP u still dey there? u no go run for ur lyf?
That thing na one of d missiles wey IPOB b plan to use hit aso rock. Beta take cover because u r yet to see 5 of such lines, dat is if u survive dis one ooo

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For dis harsh economy wey dollar scarce pass diamond? how l go joke with dat kain hard currency, something wey nairabet no fit giv me upon my hussle. lf l c dat kain money l don kukuma turn bureau de changer oo

ln kcee's voice.........
as a bureau de changer......
international bureau de changer .......

Hahahah...............
LadyF com n hear oooo
.................
He said we can marry each other.
So if l start smooching dat fulani babe in mammy let no fv.kin commandant com to disturb me let alone decamp me oo.
The DG has given me d go AHEAD.

Hahahah...............
LadyF com n hear oooo
He said we can marry each other.
So if l start smooching dat fulani babe in mammy let no fv.kin commandant com to disturb me let alone decamp me oo.
The DG has given me d go AHEAD

l smell fowl play from sirAki, he wants to alot all d powers to himself thereby making d president turn to an ineffectual buffoon

Nnamdi kanu be lyk...
Chaai, Chinekeee!....l don die, na who send me work sef?

....sips H2SO4.....
ok lemme confirm d event


bike.......a drop at ministry of finance






So true true diz illegal allawee collectors wanna sack my crush because she's a saint piloting d CHANGE in d ministry.


They berra park well so dat d ministry can move to d permanent site oo.
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lonelydora:
Op, there's more to lubrication than what you put up there. Nice one though

Then tell us....
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lonelydora:
Op, there's more to lubrication than what you put up there. Nice one though

Then tell us.......
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Now wey nigga close eye behave gentle, bae dey complain.
If im b pay d bills, den later have party wit d 2 friends to enjoy his sweat, na OP go still com nairaland to type rubbish wit a modified topic.
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