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[quote author=deejay_harry1]as mikey said, indeed deols was right after all.... last garri bender would return ..

lol.. u were really mourned. . oga seun was also there live. [/quote] knew Deols had faith in gari benders...Thumbs up to him
And out of my garri heart of benevolence "I will reward him with One bag of garri.

Oga Seun sef dey?? Aww once again I am honoured!! had to go fight garri demons and am glad I conquered..thanks to y'all for your earthly garri inspirations....



@dee jay and Abu Mikey send me the specification of garri you like and I shall grant unto the

[quote author=deejay_harry1]so last garri bender came back??[/quote] Yes :s

Comprehensive info about me in a bit


courtesy @wheesin a NL'er



[b] REAL NAME: O. MICHAEL .O

NICKNAMES: Iammykhael,miko, shege, last garri bender, garri activitist , Onigarri of Garri Land 1

AGE: Metusaleh's age divided by 4dozen plus 0.7

HOBBIES: Stopping bullets with bare hands, Racing with sharks in the ocean, jumping up and down Mount Everest , Bending garri (last garri Bender), Collecting teeth from live lions.

MY RECORDS: Jumped over an erupting volcano, Held my breath underwater for 2months 2weeks 2days 16hours 2minutes and 19seconds, fought with a dinosaur and broke it's neck

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone and laptop, 1st human to land on sun, fluent in 16293 languages, travelled round the world in 23hours 59minutes and 59seconds ,300 times teens award winner 560BC - 510BC
Slept and woke up 1000 years later 490AD - 740AD

SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: finished a bag of garri in a day

EMBRASSING MOMENTS : Couldn't Kill 100 bears with a single punch , though 99 died instantly and the last one has been in coma , Couldn't finish swimming around the world in 23hours 59minutes,though I finished a minute later

PROUDEST MOMENTS: FIRSTLY, I bit a shark to death, SECONDLY, I dived from the moon into Bermuda Triangle, Lastly I roasted a dragon with a lighter at my backyard.


SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don't like showing off

ESE,NAGODE, MERCI
THANK YOU!!



[/b]

NAME: MICHAEL
AGE: ILLEGAL

Oyinprince: Xup?

Nothing much mate, was traipsing through threads so I can across this!! am hoping it will kill my ASUU lengthened boredom!!

lmao

ruffcoins: I use ma head earned data to download heavy games on my s2 and wen i try playing dem it requires internet access to play anytin I cud do about it?

lol

you didn't download the SD FILES.

you prolly downloaded only the apk or you didn't place the SD file in the right folder .that is if u downloaded it....
what are the names of the games?

ednut1: Nice ideas after all majority of us in third world are jobless and are wasting at home hahahahaha

What is this one saying??

Reincarnated: Nah G. Give me first. That woman is mine!! Gwd she's so damn finnneeeee

REINCARNATED VS MICHAEL

WINNER TAKES TESSA

[quote author=ella.b]U and Reincarnated have totally gone cray cray lol..!but yeah na fine woman.[/quote]heheh...
It's not my fault.. Been long I saw a VERY BEAUTIFUL LADY..

If anyone has her digits, kindly be Benevolent to help a crazi nigga!