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Buhari will ban playstore because of that

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Assuming say we dey use the same energy take dey beat our politicians

Nigeria for don better

One day for the owner abi......


But that is not the case for our politicians.....everyday for our politicians.....no day for the masses

So because politicians are stealing now, all these normal thiefs should now be left to do their thing right?

Make all these stvpid women stop posting their bullshits online again.

Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears

When you dey do skin to skin, you no come here tell us o, you dey feel say your pull out is top notch, now, market dan burst you wan come choke us with pregnancy, abeg, go father your unborn child...


Congrats in advance.

NFT.

So the new owner can MOONWALK

Shey institutions always listen to JAMB directory like this?

Did you apply initially?

darkstar6971:
Hello fellow Nairalanders pls I'm here for a suggestion and let it be positive pls ain't need no insult...
I'm having a girlfriend which is 29yrs and I'm just 23 years, We both love each other to the extent that we don't even knew the time we start the relationship... pls I need your suggestions here...

Please moderators help me to move this thread to front page so as to get more positive suggestions.

So when both you get old like this, your wife age will be used to judge your age.

SAFEENG:
Learn Urhobo as a beginner and speak immediately. Classes starts tomorrow.

Na international language?

Na only Joy with big boo'bs we dey see, where is the particular man?

Idamond:
Good Nairalanders!

Don't mind my typo terminologies


I don't know if there's anyone facing these some thing..

You don't need to quit, you are the not the only one on this.

Cop slayers

thesicilian:
She probably says those same things to everyone

Do you mean like a format?

So how did he always update himself?

PoeticMind:
Oga that's not what it means, FBN's tier 1 and tier2 capital has a combined value above N400billion. How exactly does the purported N30 billion worth of shares acquired by Otedola give him 51% shareholding interest? A bank like FBN can have it's majority shareholder with ownership interest of anywhere between 9-15%, which will automatically give the shareholder significant voting rights. Even Otudeko at the height of his powers as FBN's majority shareholder did not maintain up to 15% ownership interest in the bank. Folks should always get their facts right before posting so the public is not misled. Cheers!

This is what i saw in the news blog, and what i know is that acquiring majority shares of a company is having control over the company and having control over a company is having above 50% shares of that company.

BeeBeeOoh:


Joblessness is a disease, see as auntie want to reap where she did not sow.

Auntie is even a greedy fella, she didn't tattoo just Obi Cubana or his Chief Priest, she tattooed both of them.

Somebody should please find work for this auntie wey mumu.

Auntie is a disgrace to the future

Lol. She diversified her portfolio

DubaiLandLord:
In the earlier report, a lot of details is missing.

They didn't tell us the percentage of the share Otedolar have.

They said he acquired MAJORITY shares which means above 51% shares

BKayy:
Nigeria you can now have his corpse.
You've succeeded in killing the husband and wife.

RIP Great Igbo icon.

A man killed for simply being an Igbo man. Don't worry, this generation will continue to fight to create a place where no Igbo man will be intimidated or killed for being Igbo.

So Biafra is now Nigeria now?

Lobatan

doggedfighter:
So you applied without knowing if it's known or unknown.

Lol

Nice

Davido to the world

Uhm

Regain freedom is now getting boring self.

Davefed:
you should be ashamed of yourself

Dialpad:
Look at this helpless lunatic, are you comfortable asking your mom the same question you just asked me.

Silly kid !!!

Useless and stvpid bunch of hooligans and bandits, enemies of progress, bad news and incessant occurrence of uncertain events always give them hard on.

Good news is being circulated now they still want to use their bitterness and traumatized life to discredit the progress.

How can your life and your family life move forward, when you don't have any contribution for your country and can never appreciate a good news too...

Dialpad:
I see this an opportunity to milk the porus system.

Just like they claim cash was given to the old and vulnerable years back.

Stop doing like someone that did not pass school gate...

ethicallyright:
Any "Nigerian" who has been a fourth republic Governor in Nigeria, even for a month, can buy a Private jet.

Look at Fayose's phone which is captured in his picture on the bike.

A vip direct helicopter shuttle in Nigeria costs not more than NGN 250,000. His phone can pay twice for that if he didn't just want to use the Bike.


Remember the old man in Squid Game? 001? Remember how he craved his youth when he could play with his friends? He had everything but wanted to experience the days of his early beginning.

The fat boy's perception of life is limited, like that of most Nigerians. Those who should build beautiful mansions close to green vegetations as their homes would rather a tiny concrete ugly rat hole in Lekki which has been devastated by lack of good drainage systems, as well as noise and air pollution from its ghetto surroundings just to feel among.

If you don't understand the point in my preceding paragraph, I am trying to state that the Nigerian problem is that Fat Cubana genuinely believes that an ex-governor should not use the road an average Nigerian uses and anything other than that means that the ex-governor is broke.

That is a very wrong mentality from someone who wishes that Nigeria should be restructured to be like the developed society (where a parliamentarian walks with his legs house to house soliciting for votes).

Don't mind that old fat buffoon, he thinks he is making sense from the nonsense he just spew ...

How can he be comparing a former governor to him...

He skull is just full of fats.

Davash222:
You didn't want to make him feel bad, yet you allowed him waste money on Uber when you could just drop him at his place. Which feeling worse pass to spend money


May God continue to take away this kind of wife material out of my life. Nonsense!

Abi na, na dem go build house nd no go tell their husband

Strongdickfresh:
Dear esteem Nairalanders,

I use the Eco bank mobile app to mistakenly transfer N10,000 to a wrong person I don't know nor seen before. I went to a POS provider agent/stand to withdraw N10,000. However, I mistakenly transfer the money to Ideyi Okoro Joseph of Access bank with account number 0064999199. The time of the transfer is 06:50 PM, on Sunday 10 of October, 2021. I don't know the person and I had never set my eye on him before. It was a wrong transfer. See the details of the transaction below:

AMOUNT: NGN 10,000.00
BENEFICIARY NAME: IDEYI OKORO JOSEPH
DATE: Sunday, 10 October 2021, 06:50 PM
TRANSACTION TYPE: other-local-banks
SENDER NAME:
BENEFICIARY ACCOUNT: 0064999199
DESTINATION BANK: Access Bank

I wanted to transfer the N10,000 to SARAH AVWEROTE of Access bank with account number 0064999198. She is a POS service provider agent. I went to her stand to withdraw money. I made a wrong transfer due to typographical error. I mistakenly type account number 0064999199 instead of 006499198 and 10,000 was transferred to Ideyi Okoro Joseph.

Please what can I do to retrieve the N10,000.00 ? It Is possible for the to retrieve the money.

Please bankers and accountants in this esteem forum should guide me on what to do.

Thanks

So you hide your own info and posted innocent people...

No wonder you mistakenly credited someone else account, you are do selfish.

Yes, so our decisions today will determine our future