₦airaland Forum

Anuoluwagbemiga:
Hello nairalanders,I borrowed 15000 from a app loan and I failed to return the money on the date I suppose to .Now they keep sending messages to some people on my WhatsApp contact that I'm dubious bla bla bla and im planning to pay it back but they are not ready to listen and they even said they will publish my name may be on news papers.please what else can they do to me.pleaee don't mind my typo error

Good day, please be informed that **** ****
is indebted to a loan company and has refused to pay, is acting dubious kindly notify he to avoid being publish as a criminal.to pay today to avoid embarrassment.[/img]Hello nairalanders,I borrowed 15000 from a app loan and I failed to return the money on the date I suppose to .Now they keep sending messages to some people on my WhatsApp contact that I'm dubious bla bla bla and im planning to pay it back but they are not ready to listen and they even said they will publish my name may be on news papers.please what else can they do to me.pleaee don't mind my typo error

Good day, please be informed that (my name)
is indebted to a loan company and has refused to pay, is acting dubious kindly notify he to avoid being publish as a criminal.to pay today to avoid embarrassment.

Oga , go pay your loan.

saferoom:
Mark my words. VAT under FIRS is 1000 far better than VAT under states. These states behave like terror to businesses and companies. Ordinary building Approvals, and market taxes, they suffer land owners, SMEs and Market sellers. Is it VAT that they can handle?

Oga VAT is different to what you are saying there.

Soap

They are looking for covid up and down

1. When you message a girl and she reply that, she has a bf, don't trip, a loyal gf is not suppose to reply.

So keep shooting your shot on her.

2. You don't need to ask a girl if she is single, if she likes you, she will be single.

Three some

SeyiFargo:
I started masturbating while I was 15yrs old, hence I have been trying on how to stop it.. All has been fruitless ..
Anyone with a solid way of stopping this shiit, am tired of it..
All comments are welcomed
Let's push this to the fp so every Nl monikers can help me out ��

Okay, keep masturbating.

1. You will look more than your age(like you will look older)

2. Feeling weak every time

3. Early discharge when you are about to have real sex

4. Low self-esteem

5. Later on nocturnal emissions (wet dreaming)

6. Frequent urination.


Just continue. This are your future gift.

Dayotheeone:
Dear Tailors,

No time for pleasantries, I am perplexed.... Omo I dey vex!
One quick question, during the time of your internship or training, did your master/oga also include in the curriculum "How craft the perfect lie to make your client wait longer" or "How to collect materials and abandon them till the dying minutes". Because I don't understand how you guys will collect cloth and advance money when you still have other pending jobs to do and then proceed to abandon the new job somewhere in man's land where you can never it untill you are packing out of the shop.

My beautiful material I bought and the design I painstakingly choose just to wear and impress my girlfriend's family has all gone to waste.

Your fellow colleague, the upcoming Lai Mohammed has been posting me since forever, now the D-Day for the occasion I am going to wear Ankara of 2001 that has faded more than Buhari's memory.

How do you people sleep at night? Do you have an "anti-curse" protection device? What gives you people the boldness to lie just like that as if it is breathing to you.

Well let me stop here for now, but before I go, E NO GO BETTER FOR UNA!
.............
Frustrated Customer


Nairalanders if you have any funny experience with tailors or how to tackle these set of monsters, please kindly share so I can learn.

You too stop joking or playing with your fashion designers.

Always be stern when giving them work.

But, i have once had the same experience before, that stupid guy really frustrated my life.

Since then i didn't go back to him again.

But, with my new tailors, i don't get familiarise with them

I will give the materials and be stern with them that I'm collecting it on this day and i will be calling them before the day self and request for my sewed material, they will be like, but we both discussed this particular day na...

Then, i will be like okay ...

So. Since then, i don't experience any disappointment from any tailor again.

manoflove22:
I'm down men

Brothel visiting implication or is it just a shaving bumps?

it been there since last 3 weeks so i just trimmed the area just now and see them numbering


I'm scared don't wanna live with genital warts, cos it a virus and it have no cure but u can apply medication on it, but it reports it can appears again, why na

Like do you bangs those sluts with no protection on?

Ikwerelastborn:
And who claims it

They gone announce the owner

Maybe the finger was trying to deep throat the person they are feeding.

Hismasterpiece:
How do you now enjoy the food

Lolz, I'm hungry and just wanna eat everything.

Hismasterpiece:
Ever since I was a kid, I've always been used to eating the meat last, that is, after eating the rice, or swallow or whatever is served.

I noticed that my father, mother, brothers all follow this rule.

I have also noticed it in public events. When rice is served, people usually eat the rice first and the meat last. The same goes for swallow or anything that is served with meat.

My question is, why is that so?

Why is it that most Nigerians follow this unwritten rule?

Well, i don't do that here, meet first before any other thing.

Supreme145:
Please how do I pacify her and get her to forgive me? I really love my mom and can't bear to see her this heartbroken.

But, she has told you that she cannot forgive you again.

So why disturbing yourself?

Pavicx:
All red oil is red nah..
Make una do well catch culprits, and stop clout chasing to remain relevant.

This grassroot farmers needs educational and financial help, and support from the government, but the funds are being embezzled.

Oga.. beware of REDDISH palmoil

Echile:
Let's end this once and for all

Like for Cr7

Share for Messi

You are in Messi thread mehn. What do you expect?

Cap. People do change their real name to another name when traveling out, so that is northern man using a southern name

Mskrisx:
Good evening everyone.
Please I bought my car about a month now. (Toks)
As I was bringing it in, I didn’t know the car was overheating and it burnt my gasket. I fixed it in agony.
Now just today, after parking it for 9 days I called the mechanic who told me I had to change the 4 coils, plugs and do a fresh servicing. I did all this and even bought two new gallons of coolant. Dear people, do you know that after an hour of all this, I tried to test drive , just along the way I noticed the car was over heating then I Tried to look for a little safe place And park. I opened my engine bay and noticed that gasket is burnt again! All my money down the drain! The stress, the agony, the everything. I’m so so sad! Trying really to be strong. Please people, what can I do? Now the car won’t start and I had to pay a towing van to tow it. Sorry about my grammar. My heart is just too heavy. Thanks. Any opinion is welcome.

Ehya .. wahala for car owners.

LeeSantos:
What wrong with this one. U don't know where it pains u at the back of your brain. Ode oshe

Na you be oponu na. You are to your country and useless to yourself.

If not you won't be comparing everything you see in another country to your country.

Since you can not afford flight ticket to out of this country you can as well trek to Indonesia and go and be an inmate there, cause you like the prison.

LeeSantos:
who else noticed the correction center is clean both in and out.

And my country senior them in everything.

Things to know about Indonesia
Religion 

86.70% Islam
10.72% Christianity
1.74% Hinduism
0.77% Buddhism
0.03% Confucianism
0.4% Folk/Other

world largest producer of Palmolive

GDP (PPP)
2021 estimate
• Total
Increase $3.507 trillion

Nigeria
GDP (PPP)
2021 estimate
• Total
$1.116 trillion[4] (25th)
• Per capita
$5,280 (129th)

Nigeria is the 12th largest producer of petroleum in the world, the 8th largest exporter, and has the 10th largest proven reserves. Petroleum plays a large role in the Nigerian economy, accounting for 40% of GDP and 80% of government earnings.



Terrorism:
Indonesia (less than 20%) vs Nigeria (over 100% than Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, and Afghanistan combine )

Then travel to Indonesia to be one of their inmate there na

Neduzze5:
Well, what do we have here?

And I thought Makinde is one of the best governors in this regime.

Issoryt.

Makinde is for Oyo

His wife is a hoe and belongs to the street...

He is a king, no shawty can stop a king from focusing on himself

amc:
Meanwhile Rivers State VAT contribution is just over 10% of what Lagos state contributes yet he is the one making the most noise.

https://www.thecable.ng/adeosun-half-nigerias-vat-comes-lagos

Does it make the state a lesser state?

flyca:
Facts:
The eatery did not have a guard on duty that day. The pharmary beside the eatery had a guard. From the CCTV replay, the first criminal signalled the pharmacy guard “calm down”, before they entered the resturant.

My sister did not write her PIN anywhere or on any things or revealed it to anyone. Her phone had a face-recognition lock, a finger print lock, a code lock. How they managed to access her phone is still a mystery.

GTB salary loan hmmm, that one weak me sef. I don't understand but my cousin told her that it takes less than 5mins to be granted.

The theives cashed the monies at POS points in Orile, Apapa locations etc.

In fact, there are things that are still mystery to us.

All these ones no mean. For every situation there's always a way out.

Iyaebe:
hmmm I hate these type of men

He is a fvcking simp

See the way she was doing... In her mind now she has sense and she is becoming old already and still acting like under 20 year old.

Davash222:
Oga, JAMB score is not quota system

Na wetin you score dem go give you. Tell your Northern students to leave cow and concentrate more on Education if they want high scores like their counterparts from other region.

You don't even comprehend.

I hope you are from North

All these stvpid vloggers will just spoil correct video with their nonsense voice comments and their unnecessary soundtrack.

Na papappapapa, we dey hear from beginning to the end na.

Gold fvcking digger dimwit