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Ehyaa. No son.

He can still try and get marry another woman to give him a son

delishpot:
Same way your father will blast your moms head and make you and your sibblings his slaves when he discovers your true paternity? Or same way your mom shoukd kill your dad for bringing home his bastard under the pretext that its his late uncles child and your mom has been taking full responsibility for the child not knowing that its her wayward hus ands child?
Dont mention me if you feel pained about my comment. If you think its good for this woman and her kids, then its good for you too.

May you never know peace in your life, may all your entire life be full of disappointment, for all the greater things in life you seek for you shall never find it, for any doors of opportunity you knock shall never be opened to you.

All your helper shall resent you and you shall never see the mercy of both man and woman in this world .

Your parents shall die a terrible death before your eyes...

You shall live in sorrow and pains, you shall for pray death to come in your every day of life, you shall find no solution to your life problem and you shall end it all in an instant...

All these shall be onto you.

Maybe there is paternity fraud case with the woman, so the man is frustrated and requesting for all the money he had spent raising the kids...

If this true.. he can blast the woman head and make the children his slaves till they work his money out for him before giving them their freedom.

Na person wey dan see food chop go dey use money to subscribe for internet

jaelz:
Okay guys so I created this thread so we all can show our valentines day gifts from our loved ones, below is mine from my special someone

Because you received Val gift now, we should not rest again fa

LordviccoDaGuru:
Good morning everyone and happy Sunday. Pls I wish to pay the 10% (tithe) I was paid 100k now how much will be my tithe (10%) ?

You no go school? You don't know the 10% of 100k?

Aah, see how much cargoes dem have

Nigerians too should make standard items not those junkies...

Buhari and emefele are worst things to happen to Nigeria

They're just doing pre election war practice

Lolz, enu ti n gbe

Uhm, but we saw your black kpekus the other time.

You dey bo kpekus like Osuu wey dey bo cardi

mikezuruki:
Good Evening Nairalanders.

Please, I'd make this as brief as I can because this is very urgent.

My girlfriend has a roommate that had a snake as a pet (you can see the snake in the glass in the image attached).

The problem now is, the snake has escaped and my girlfriend has not gone to her apartment for a while now.

My questions are:

Is the snake venomous?

Without a snake catcher, how can one catch this snake?

Urgent replies please. I would appreciate.

Thank you.

Front Page!

Just set the house on fire, cause the snake would have vomits more baby snakes to the whole place and it's very dangerous

Okay

adetula148:
There is this lady I love so much, we work at the place, and we were good but she happens to be a Jehovah witness.

We have been dating for a year and half now but most times I have issues with her texting other guys and she kept saying they are just friends.

You can call me a fool but sometimes you love someone so much that you don't want to loose them.

Anytime I try to tell her about how I feel about her texting other guys giving them impression that she is single and always looking out for someone who happen to be a witness but always tell me it's me she loves and those guys are just her friends . Going out to see other guy's on a date and sometimes lie to me , she get mad and never for once say sorry . And when she says sorry, the same thing repeat itself.

Then I just let go and assume those guys are just her friends and I can't stop her from texting her friends but there is something within me that keeps telling me something is wrong. Like I love her so much but I still have this trust issues ,like I want to be convinced that I am wrong and try work on my trust issues.

Just yesterday I just login to her Facebook because she gave me her phone sometimes to help her format it and restore her apps back but she could not remember her password, so I had to reset it and get them working.

So I login to her Facebook then I realized she has been sneaking out to see another man who happens to be a witness because my place of work . We spend 2 months in and 2 weeks out , even her time off she plan on going to see him yet lied to me she wanted to go write exams and look out for other opportunities and she told me we would see when we out and spend time together .

Like we go on leave and off days same time ,for me we were so close and we even kissed and hugged that same week. Like she was already certain to end up with this guy yet she still call me and tell me she loves me . But one thing about me is I can't keep things to myself I got mad then I texted her .

She greeted me well then I suddenly asked her about the guy . She denied it totally and asked if I had a prove . Then I sent a screenshot then she said "did I not tell you that I can't marry someone who is not a witness then I was like Bleep". This same person we talk almost everyday , see everyday , kissed and do crazy stuffs even at work now say all these to me. Like I almost died yesterday. I told her all this then she said " I just love you as a friend and you are my best friend" .

Then I asked since when ? She just ignored me all through then line busy. I just blocked her and delete her number because she was not even sorry .

Here is my question, why are witness like this ?

This will be my first experience with them and I will say this really hurt me. Like I can't even think well. So a relationship of almost 2 years just a waste?

So all those I love I love you were just jokes? I just pray God heal me fast .

Like I really loved her. Now I don't know what to do. The job I am managing for now we both work there. How do I face her? Like am still looking out for another job but now I just have to leave this job and move on.

I just decided to share this with you all so you can learn from my foolishness and advice me on what to do.

Do have a nice day .

Not withness girls, that's females for you, i have one doing like this to me, but, I'm just coping with her bullshits and waiting for a better day to dump her mfk ass, she is still feeling on top of the world now, but, I'm acting weak for her then later hit her where she won't expect.

Tekahashi:
sorry ,Nigerians self, I said suggestion

Nigerians as how? And which kind suggestion? The OP is all about only one single winner, and you are suggesting that the OP should always reward the other two runner up.

Does it make sense to you? And can you also welcome that kind of illogical suggestion, when you are not the one sponsoring the giveaway.

Tekahashi:
MA, at least the 2nd place and 3rd also deserve, the first was
not even a competitor to begin with, he dusted everyone with
so much likes, I'd suggest the 2nd and 3rd be given awards
too,i know it's not easy, just my opinion though ma

Shey na you wan pay the money?

PastorMIsBack:
Simply be a follower.

Okay

PastorMIsBack:
join the follower giveaway, when I next do it.

How to join?

I need money, i no get strength to type.

I go put am for your body wotowoto....

They're about to be rewarded 2m each for surrendering

OlujobaSamuel:
I run a POS business, so put up a vacancy to fill a vacant post.
On Tuesday, this lady called seeking to apply for the job, I told her I will get back to her on when to come. Friday afternoon, I gave her a call and asked if she was available on Saturday by 12noon, she said yes, so we had an appointment.
11:30am, she called to confirm the appointment, which I affirmed. Few minutes to 12noon, she called that she is in front of my shop, where am I?
Which of my shops? I asked.
Your shop here.
Kindly describe the shop you are. A kiosk by a container, she answered.
Ok, ask the lady there to tell you where you can find me(my location is close by)
I can't find any lady, she responded, then hissed.
Just ask anyone you can find there then. (Call dropped)
(5mins later) She showed up, calling my number to confirm it's me.
She came with a younger sibling, I gave the boy a stool to sit outside, while I told her to come in to sit.
Good afternoon, I said.
Afternoon (barely audible), she responded.
What is your name? Bree
Sound weird to me(never heard of it)
Spell it. Showed me a Tattoo with the inscription BREE
I pretended not seeing it, she said BREE.
Still surprised, so I asked, where are you from. She was like, why ask, then answered; Anambra.
Where do you live? She mentioned the street, but I'm not familiar with such street. What landmark is close by to your house? She seems not to know what I meant by landmark, so I rephrase, what popular place or house or individual is closed by? She said she doesn't know anywhere that she is new.
How new? She couldn't answer.
Who are you living with? Parents, Uncle, Aunt or who? (Why ask countenance), then she said Mum.
I noticed a wedding ring, so I asked, are you married? Yes, she answered. Where is your husband? Why are you asking, she queried? I need to know, I answered. He is in the East, she responded.
If your husband is in the East, how do you intend to cope working as a POS attendant, do you go visiting or he comes down? How is that your business? ( I shock)
I wasn't so perturbed, so I asked, do you know the nature of the job? You tell me the nature of the job and I will know if I can do it or not.
I can only tell you the job description/specification, you should know the nature of any job you are seeking for.
I'm sorry, I can't take you. Kindly take your leave.
NB: all the period I was chatting with her, she was chatting with her bro sitting outside intermittently about a movie. With so many side comments (her dialect) in respect to our discussion.
Is it wrong of me to have judged her base on her attitude and gestures, or such should have been given an opportunity on the job first?

Employ her and later watch how she skedaddle with your money

Burn the witch asap

Curious346:
Lies..

15yr old buys gwagon. ¶¶¶¶¶

Davido buys $300m dollar private jet.¶¶¶¶¶

New tech startup gets $150m in seed funding.¶¶¶¶¶

18yr old upcoming actress buys mansion in banana Island. ¶¶¶¶¶


CANCEL THE NOISE

I tire for this particular one ��

Xcelinteriors:
So this customer(a nairander) called me and asked for 15 rolls of wallpaper and 15sqm of linoleum which the total was 90,000.

We reached an agreement and he told me to waybill it to bayelsa and he will only transfer my money only if I take it to the park and make video call with him showing the packed items. I agreed. I couldn't get any vehicle going to bayelsa from iyana ipaja so I called him to ask if he will prefer peace mass which he said yes. All this while he knew he didn't have any money to pay me but because he want to show the wickedness in him, he asked me to take it to park.

Everyone knows iyana ipaja to jibowu is a very long distance and I did not even charge him for the trip just because I want to please and make my customer happy .

I was in traffic for more than 2hrs and this devil of a customer didn't see the need to call me to inform me that he don't need those items again
I reached peace mass and was negotiating with the driver about the waybill fee and that was when I saw this message below. Funny enough he also blocked me.

As for the wallpaper I can always get another customer that will buy it but the linoleum has been cut into the square meter he want. Selling it won't be easy but God will bring a customer that will buy it.

When this man knows he doesn't have money to pay for an item while ordering it and giving me unnecessary stress.

Vendors please take note of this, when a customer request for anything and he /she can't send money first please kindly ignore them . Most of them are time wasters.

But the chat said otherwise.


Like, you didn't pick your call and didn't return the call.

you haven't sent the pictures to the person.

You didn't even tell the person when you were going to the park.

Cause the buyer had already messaged you not to worry again cause the real buyer is yet to send him money.

She used his money to buy him a new ride ...

Still money, make dem gimme $1m from it biko

So all these public servants are leaving their duty posts for an event?

All these startups raising/helping to launder money sha

HopeVictor:
So anything this mumu man talk go become news?

So entertaining