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Please does any1 here know how I can deactivate MTN BIS subscription from my MTN line. I called mtn's customer care line to no avail.
Thanks

Nairalanders please enlighten me on the specs and difference between a note and a smartphone. I went shopping yesterday and I cldnt decide on what gadget to buy so I ended up not buying any phone. I'll wait to get more info on the gadgets so I can go get one later in the week.
My scale is btwn the samsung notes,htc or ipad.
Thanks in anticipation of positive contributions.

IDJA = Its Don Jazzy Again.

I ws born & spent d 1st 15 years of my life on #40 Amodu street, Idi-oro, mushin lagos.
Went 2 Standard Nursery & primary school, idi-oro & den to Ilupeju secondary school,Ilupeju after den to OSU.
'Toasted' my 1st girl @ age 10.
Played 'mummy & daddy' around age 7
...Make I no bust speaker...
Life ws fun & less complic8ed d@ tym

If GEJ could not attend the national day ceremony at the Eagle's square last october 1st 2011 due to very obvious reasons,why then can he travel to Brazil with the same 'obvious reasons' at its peak of activity?
Aside from air can't our dear President visit Yobe & Borno via road or d same 'obvious reasons' determines to such extent even with a multitude of security operatives at the president's disposal what he should do.
sir,Oga had already sent a distress signal to the whole wide world! If he can't attend to issues/events at his backyard and he got the 'obvious reasons' to travel abroad then something is not in order.
A poor dance, an unskilled,dull and shoeless dancer will complain that either the dance arena is bad or the music and the spectators are off-beat.

I'm back baby! Do u miss me?
Jamie Fox in Bait

sammisra: truely if he is a muslim,that means he help his self.

I beg where u hear say d dude claimed 2 b a muslim? I doubt d@,pls enlighten me.

I got this as a broadcast message on BBM.
Not yet confirmed but got this from a friend: that we
the people of this great nation knows the reason the
Dana plane crashed and we are not happy about it!
...That the Dana plane was distressed for a while but
could not make an emergency landing because the
airspace was closed for 2 hours for...The Presidential Jet carrying Dame Patience Good luck Jonathan!
Private jet owners who had to hover in the air same
time leaked this.This was apparently the reason local
news didn't report the crash for so long till CNN and
foreign news stations started reporting it.Local news
was “blacked out” trying to kill the story of the airspace being closed while a distressed plane couldn't land.
It would be shocking if so.Though there was engine
failure bt der was still time for the plane to have landed apparently.
You do know anyway that the airspace is closed for up
to 2hours each time the Presidential Jet needs to go
into the air 2hours for any 15 minutes take off or
landing!
And this jet is used by President,VP, President's wife and if I recall David Mark.
It's almost a daily occurrence I've been told by an
airline staff...
CAN ANYONE PLEASE CONFIRM IF IT IS TRUE?

If na GMB say ds now una ppl go don called for his head. Mr Abati will you please respond to this as you always do if its from someone outside d PDP fold.

Oga GEJ please consider nairaland, badoo, twitter, 2go et all so u can have interesting & highly popular views of Nigerians. Ppl said u brought facebook to Nigeria, u can also lay claim to bringing nairaland, badoo, 2go, twitter etc to Nigeria & make otuoke as its headquarters.

Wen u c ds....

Guy dey toast u,u dey form hard to get #na ur papa houz u go clock 70years#

[quote author=mr_man]There is a SABO in almost every state in Nigeria, what does SABO mean?[/quote]Sabo is the short form of an hausa word sabongeri (I'm not sure of the hausa spelling) meaning 'foreigner's quaters'. That is why almost every 'Sabo' is highly populated by Northerners.

2baba shld change his name to Father Abraham.
He gt d attributes.

Most comments on this topic portrays the belief that PDP will clinch the presidency in 2015 but I beg to differ. Another party can win the top slot. & that will happen soon. If another party's flag bearer is from another geo-political zone apart from the North & the party win the presidency equation no finish be that?

Wen we ate 'pako biscuit', ekono gowon, balewa & samco ice cream were d bomb den.
Feyikogbon,the 3rd eye,kidvision 101,erin ke ke (baba suwe) etc were on d screens.
Who still remembers d@ chocomilo advert on d sea shore?

OGUN is named after the Ogun river that flows through the state. While ABEOKUTA (the capital) means "under rock" is from the Olumo rock that provided shelter for the first settlers of the area during war.

Stop this Blackmail Game, Ogun Tells Bankers
The Ogun State Government noted with dismay the
statement credited to Mr. Funmi Olusoga,
Chairman, Ijebuland Bankers’ Forum to the effect
that banks in Ijebu area of the state will not open
for customers in protest against robbery attacks on
some of them. In his said statement, Mr Olusoga
was quoted to have used reckless and intemperate
language to describe the state government.
We view the statement as a calculated attempt to
portray our government as insensitive and
unresponsive, particularly since we have always
provided periodic information to the Bankers Forum
on the sustained efforts to provide necessary
equipment for security agencies in the state. The
threat by the Bankers’ Forum to deny customers
access to banking services on account of security
complaint is gradually turning to blackmail.
For the avoidance of doubt, we need to put it on
record that in the nine months that this
administration has spent in office, we have invested
almost N3.7 billion to provide security for our
people. Last December, we ordered 10 Armoured
Personnel Carriers (APCs) to complement the two
we met on ground. Even at that, only one of the
two was working. We quickly repaired the other.
These were measures aimed at tackling the
immediate security challenge. We equally
purchased 125 patrol vans equipped with
communication gadgets for the use of the anti-
crime joint military-police task force that we
established, ‘Operation Mesa’, the Quick Response
Squad (QRS) and the other security agencies.
Some of the patrol vans had been deployed. The
others will soon be allocated.
We also got the Police High Command to approve
the special deployment of 262 additional mobile
policemen from MOPOL 20 based in Lagos to
complement the activities of the “Operation Mesa”
and other security agencies.
While the bankers believe that only the presence of
APCs can give them necessary assurances to
operate unimpeded, it should be noted that APCs
are not like cars that can be purchased off the
shelve. Apart from the period it takes to get them
from the manufacturing plant after placing an
order, one requires security clearances from both
the country of manufacture and the end user’s
country. To ensure the timely arrival of the APCs,
we had to bring them into the country by air,
thereby incurring additional expenses in the
process.
The Presidency has been very helpful in facilitating
the issuance of the security clearances and we are
happy to state that with the personal intervention
of President Goodluck Jonathan, we even got a
duty waiver. The APCs are right in the country and
will be deployed as soon as we complete all
documentation and formalities. Apart from the
APCs, we indeed purchased other security
equipment that cannot be detailed here. It is
important to note that in all of these, we have not
touched the money in the coffers of the Security
Trust Fund which we set up last year.
The state government therefore considers it
mischievous and reckless for Mr. Olusoga or any
member of the Bankers’ Forum to claim or create
the impression that we are not doing anything to
put necessary security measures in place. While
not making excuses, it should be noted that bank
robbery and other security challenges are not
peculiar to Ogun State.
We appeal to the people of our dear state not to
entertain fear as a result of the statement made by
the Bankers’ Forum. The Forum appears not to
appreciate the elaborate arrangements the
government has put in place, or rather, the body is
acting under other influences in a move to discredit
the government. We promise all stakeholders in
Ogun State that we will continue to do our best.
Signed
Barrister Taiwo Adeoluwa
Secretary to State Government.
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I feel u shld work wt ur FIL wt a time frame.
Its okay if ul like work wt him 4 a few years 2 c hw far the biz rltnshp goes den u wldv built ur own cabal (financially & cnctns) to go solo cos ur rejecting d offer wl put strains on ur rltnshp wt ur inlaws as well as ur wife. So,its best u work wt him for a couple of years after which ul exit d deal & do ur own thing.

Talk,talk & more talk....smh

Bon anniversaries!
Class of 2006

I love the smell of fart, mouth odour after eating beans, chalk (I ate a lot of it in primary school).
The smell of a goat is d bomb!

Mr Omeri is wrong on ds one. Nigeria's biggest threat is corruption.

14thed

I learnt d@ beaf means more dan beaf.
D@ our dear Presidence sorry president has more names dan he cld ever imagine.
& some more, Nairaland I hail o!

Omo oni ina ku na!
A spendthrift,

@OP,guy e don dey madt.
U dey compare UK wt Naija! I laugh in tiv language.
Asiwere buruku.
Jst giv us an analysis of how much is the minimum wage,gas pump price,average cost of living,rent,healthcare and transportation of some1 earning the minimum wage in the UK & compare it wt a Nigerian on 18k/mnth,working in victoria island and living in abule_egba(a suburb in lagos),he has a family of 4 kids all in school & a wife,a generator,cost of healthcare,house rent,transport,feeding etc.
Na den u go undstnd.

Who still remembers:
1. Tales by moonlight?
2. Kiddivission 101
3. Dr. Who
4.Sledge hammer
, D@ was wen men were boiz & ladies were girls!