₦airaland Forum

otijah:
I refer him as fulanis errand boy

I just imagine how fantastic it would have been for anyone in your extended family to become his kind of "Fulani errand boy" in life.

Mintum:
Why are they still being called unknown gun men when everybody knows that they are IPOB terrorists?

I wonder too

DenreleDave:
Don't feel bad about any rubbish guy or lady here has to tell you here on nairaland and pls don't lose that lady... Get close to her.....

Being her first and as a marketer that she is means alot.... Since you have money, you can tell her to quit the job and get her a better job...

Girl wey no fvck till she became adult and got a job means she kept her morals.... She only let you sleep with her because she likes you... Opening a bank account was jsut another avenue to keep contact with you..

She really likes you and wants to b with you

ÓP, follow this advice 100%

The fact remains that he claimed not to force them into doing it and his wife never complained.

Toor

Hmm

They've become ceremonial though

Hmmm

RIP gallant soldier

FFK the man

Gibberish as usual

It's normal in politics

Celebrating my birthday today with #0 in my account and debt of more than 100k yet I thank God for life and guiding me from taking unreasonable action.

Lessons123:
Pensioners who have homes in lekki have no source of income apart from the only property they acquired while in service. And as they grow older must relocate to the village or country home.

Replying those small boys, who knows nothing about life, in that civil manner shows how irredeemably weak you are. Man, stop being a chronic gentleman

thesicilian:
How likely is it that a man will take his entire family to go live in a room self contained apartment he rented for his girlfriend?

It happened in LAGOS... Worst of such scenario happen regularly here

IsaacRocks:
#Storytime.
I Once went to the bank to pitch one of my products (a lean startup under Pantakers) to one of the popular Banks in Abuja, after talking about the partnership type and showing my prototypes and idea, carelessly the lady just looked straight at me and said.

"No1 I don't understand what you are talking about.

No2 you can have access to any facility either in loan or fund from the bank".

This statement almost killed me immediately, mhen entrepreneurs in Africa especially Nigeria are suffering oo, with tears in my eyes .
I left there knowing that God that gave me the idea will water it and those banks will one day come and beg to invest in my idea.

Sorry op but seems you meant to type CAN'T instead of CAN. You confused me small oo

oscarlamba:
They are apps that give loan example branch app but with interest tho and also do your research b4 taking the loan

None of them gives a first timer 50k

Lilpen3758:
this guy self

You know me somewhere before?

ezenwajosh:
50k to clear mess if you poop....how much

This is not a joke matter chairman

Wow

Hmmm
To whom it may concern
Pls I need a loan of 50k urgently to clear a mess. If you're in the position to give it without much issue Pls let God use you for me. God bless you as you do.

Hmmm you may or may not be speaking the truth. What really concern me is that I need a loan of 50k urgently to clear a mess.Anyone in the position to give it without much issue Pls let God use you for me. God bless you as you do.

ÓP Pls I take God beg you pls and pls link me up to the man. I will appreciate you till my last day on earth.
This is the opportunity I've been looking for since. Or better still
If any legit agent is reading this comment please don't hesitate to contact me for such deal.

UncleJudax:
God just spoke to me. 50k to pay 60k (2 months max)

OGA, check well. That's not God's voice. Almighty God will never tell you to worsen my problem.

Welcome development. Let's wait and see but on a serious note
I need a loan of 50k urgently to clear a mess. If you're in the position to give it without much issue Pls let God use you for me. God bless you as you do.

Congrats to Wike... Bank account expansion for uncle Wike...
I need a loan of 50k urgently to clear a mess. If you're in the position to give it without much issue Pls let God use you for me. God bless you as you do.

He's right though... Dat one no even concern me.. My problem is that
I need a loan of 50k urgently to clear a mess. If you're in the position to give it without much issue Pls let God use you for me. God bless you as you do.

Congratulations to them...
I need a loan of 50k urgently to clear a mess. If you're in the position to give it without much issue Pls let God use you for me. God bless you as you do.

Ovamboland:
Professor yeekpa! Why would Lagos and Kano agree to have the same influence on national laws like Bayelsa and Ekiti in a unicameral house?

How can you make 21m people equal to 2m people? And this is democracy?

It's true some people become more narrow minded as they climb the academic ladder.

And as we're operating bicameral now, Lagos and Kano have more representatives than Bayesa right?

Better

Though I would have preferred this comment to be on the front page but nonetheless my conscience will not forgive me if I fail to use this medium to appreciate once again that nairalander elder man who sent me something he was capable of giving out.

Some years back when I sought financial assistance for my Nigerian Law School fees here on nairaland, every other Nairalanders except the said elder man doubted the veracity of my claim. Some even called me out as fraudster, I forgive them but will never forget. Probably, I won't have still been where I am now supposed I was trusted by many Nairalanders just as that baba .

Though the chance of seeing this by you is very slim but I appreciate you and will forever do baba. May God be with you wherever you are.