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UncleGist:
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All marked body parts and tatoo on her left hand gave her away as an olosho. Those are her partners-in-crime.

Moreover, those melons ain't real.

Lemme see your husband fes!

Government would have put the cost of same stretch of road at N10 billion and it will still be poorly executed.

No Nigerian politician will ever make Heaven. No way!!!

Mrcashman87:
I am not new to Nairaland but I have to use this account for my story . I have met her in 2009 she was calm , doesn’t talk much but easily get angry and I also noticed that she wasn’t a good cook but was good in other things ( chores) , it didn’t stopped me from loving her, I didn’t tell any of my people even though I have sisters that are good cook but I decided to take her to catering school to learn how to cook which she went for lessons to practice.

We got married in 2013 , she got pregnant that same month and she became so lazy that I will go to work and come back to found the house very messy with everything’s all over the places , dirty dishes and not dinner yet, and I have to take over cleaning and cooking dinner for us. She claimed she could not longer clean the house , she is tired and need to rest so I have decided to get a house help for her , a small 14 years old, this girl was hard working , very obedient but to my wife she is evil , every single day I comes back from work , this girl is always in tears my wife will beat the hell out of her to the extent of giving her black eye , if I confront her she will start accusing me of sleeping with the girl which is not true, I can never stoop so low to sleep with an underage girl. I have nieces of similar ages what I wouldn’t want another person to do to my nieces and wouldn’t do to another person daughter.

One time I came back from work to found the girl in a pool of blood , that my wife hit her with a wooden chair and she had a deep cut on her head , I got angry with my wife even her reasons didn’t make sense to me , all because she asked the poor girl to warmed up the baby milk and she mistakenly left it for too long , the milk was too hot to give to the crying baby so she got angry at her and hit her . I have told my wife she shouldn’t act like that no matter what and here come again you are sleeping with her and that’s why u are siding with her , we had an heated argument that I have left the house to cool down , I came back after 5 hours and next morning I have send for my brother to take the girl back to her parents , I have given her money 30k to manage that was how the girl left the house.

When our first child was 6 months , we found out she was 2 months pregnant she cried that the baby is too small , she can’t keep the pregnancy , I have begged her to keep that everything will be alright . Our twins were born a girl and boy , having 3 children under 2 wasn’t easy for us and I have to go to work while she staying with the kids all alone and she was depressed , I have decided to bring in a house help 15 years old boy , the same thing repeated again , she was maltreated him the same thing she did with the girl , that boy didn’t even stays with us for 2 months , he run away . I came back to found her crying that the boy has slapped her and run away, I was angry for what he did even swear if I catch him , he will regret the day he was born but the other way I knew that boy did it for self defence .

After the boy left I said no more e help , she will have to manage alone because I couldn’t help her anymore , but my house become dirty that I wouldn’t even want to bring in visitors because of the state of the house , dirty plates can stay in the sink for 3 -4 days , laundry she has a washing machine but she couldn’t bother to do , cooking we eats take away every single night , imagine I comes back home 9pm due to my job and Lagos traffic , at that time I’m even exhausted but I have to started cleaning , one time I got pissed with her that she didn’t wash the eldest daughter school uniform and all her uniform 5 sets of uniform were dirty and she had no clean one to put on in the morning , I have to wash them at 10pm and for her she didn’t see anything wrong with that.

When the twins were 1 years she told me she is tired of staying at home that she wanted to go to work , I have told her to wait at least for them to be a year and 6 months to start school before she can pursue her career but she disagreed with me, so I gave her money for business , she opened a shop . We had an agreement that she should be closing down her shop at 7pm so she could be home with the kids and take care of the house , she was ok and I got a elderly woman as a help , she doesn’t lives with us , she comes at 6 am and closes at 8pm and I also brought 2 of my nieces 18 and 11 to the house. Every since she started working she has never get home on time , sometimes she stays until 10pm , if I talk she get angry and will start raining insults on me , we haven’t make love in a long time , she always complains of being tired , her stomach is paining her etc etc. I have decided to leave her alone and not bother her about sex anymore , and it doesn’t bother too. She acts as im a nobody to her. So it happened in July I came back home to found my niece 11 years old with a deep cut and blood on her eyebrows and my wife did it just because the girl broke a plate so she hit the girl with the broken plate , first all I had to rush her to the hospital and she had 11 stitches and went back home, all I wanted to sit with her and to talk sense with her but she wasn’t even interested all she could do was shouting at me , accusing me of sleeping with both my nieces and the elderly house help , was so angry that I have beaten her badly which I later regretted and apologise to her.

That was the first time I have lay my hand on her something I vow not to do to the woman I love but she pushed me so bad and I have been remorseful but she refuse to forgive me . It’s now 4 months we don’t talk , we don’t sleep in the same room , she just do her own and come home anytime she pleases. I just don’t know what to do anymore , I love my wife and children but her attitudes isn’t right. We have 3 beautiful children 5and twins are 4. Sometime i want to divorce her but when I think about my children I just don’t feel like going ahead with divorce but I’m also a human and can’t stop living like this .

Please my brothers and sisters help me with your advices

When will nairaland stop posting stories from a pu**y carrying on as a Man.

You have been in the same house with your wife for 4months without speaking to each other, she comes home whenever she wants, she is violent and you're here asking for advice on what to do?

You must be stupid. REally reallly stupid. Mtshew

GistMore8:
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One of the masquerade behind their questionable wealth has finally grown the balls to unveil himself.

Las Las, all of them are money launderers. Hushpuppi, mompha, record labels, auto shops, artistes, actors, actresses, those you think are yahoo boys do actually launder money.

It's a huge industry and law enforcement guys know this. Na who step on toes dem go arrest.

It is well

9jaBlogger:
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On the other side of this magnificent nonsense is abject poverty, deprivation and chronic illiteracy.

Nigerian politicians deserve an executive suite in hell.

I'm so sorry about your condition but TRUST me, you need to develop a skill and make a living off it.

Shoe making
Graphic design
Web development
Writing
Blogging
Motivational speaking etc.

That is a major factor that'll attract the opposite sex to you. They're not rejecting your offer because you're disabled, I'm sure their thought will centre around sustainability. Like, how is he going to maintain a family.

It's real, I mean responsibilities. Even if a lady will suffer with you, nobody wants to have the confirmation from the start. That's not attractive, it's not fair either.

Please forgive me, no offence intended.

yazga:
Dear Abuja-based female lawyer in weavon,

Why you dey fall our hand like this na?

All you had to do was use bucket if it was okpa you ate and the poop was too strong.

Haba nau, this isn't fair.

I know poop can be recalcitrant sometimes, but still...haba

Suspect is female, Lawyer, on twitter, since she's WCM she's quite popular, flew in from Abuja to Lagos between 22nd and 28th of August, wears weavon, last seen in Lekki around 28th of August... Sir kindly assist us with a screenshot of the poop to facilitate our investigation.

Finally, I keep saying it... it’s not everybody that tweets/post sense and has fine picture that actually has sense in real life. No vex jare. Na herself she disgrace

If you're honest enough to admit they tweet sense, how come they don't have sense? Even if it's copy and paste, at least they knew the line made sense before tweeting.

Just curious!!

Has anyone bothered to know what they pay in private schools for kids? I mean primary and secondary school. As high as covenant or even more. The fear of school fees is the beginning of family planning..

Oh Dear Lord.

First off, conduct DNA test on the child asap.

2nd off, forget about taking her to the US even if that's your child.

3rd off, there's 8 out of 10 chances she bedded her ex.

4th off, she obviously have lost every respect for you which is rubbing off on your family. Look for every possible means to end your relationship with her. It's still early.

5th off, be close to God. You've been struggling since your undergraduate days and she got fed up of being the giver and not ever receiving. That's the truth. Her commitment has consistently been more than yours so at some point, she got brainwashed by her ex like she's been used. Pray and Fast to be successful.

6th off, pay attention to 5 above else, history will repeat itself. Love is not enough to run a family, you require real cash. In the absence of that is frustration.

I hope this helps. All the best

Techfave:
Hello guys, please I need enlightenment on this



My sister got married Last Year, she was pregnant already when she married, the man she married is over 40 years old, my sister got her husband through a religion organization, when the leader of the organization insisted that she must marry that man..

Now my concerns about is that this man she got married too is not financially okay, My mum always send money to my sister..


When my sister was about to give birth my mum finance nearly all the hospital Bill, the funniest thing is that my mum also borrowed the money somewhere..

My question is that,

Is is okay for my mum to send money to my sister after she is married??

Is it okay for the leader of a religion organization to dictate to my sister to marry this man??

Please I need enlightenment on this issues

So what will the enlightenment do to your life? I mean what exactly is your business? Mtshew

Gistpeeps:
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Both men and women still have the time to wear Agbada, heavy neck beads, imported lace with nice shades? Awon oloshi. Bunch of hypocrites!

Godspower35:
The electronics of today's cars and trucks is extremely complex. One of the simplest devices we rely on to provide factual data is the speedometer. Majorly, the speedometer is powered by three independent components; the speedometer on the dashboard, the cable attached to the drive shaft by the speedometer, and the speedometer sensors attached to the drive shaft for measuring speed. Some speedometer problems are due to dirty or faulty sensors that transmit incorrect data over the cable and eventually appear on the dashboard.


The symptoms listed below indicates that there is a problem with your speedometer sensor:

1.
Speedometer does not work

Whether you have a digital or manual speedometer, if it does not display accurate information, it does not really help you. One of the biggest signs that your tacho sensor is not working properly is that the tachometer is displaying inaccurate readings or that the needle or digital numbers on the tachometer gauge are not moving at all. A faulty speedometer sensor can also cause a tachometer to operate irregularly, causing the reading to fluctuate from one speed to another; although you are not actually accelerating or slowing down.

If you think you are driving faster or slower than the speedometer indicates, it may be a good idea to have your vehicle checked by your mechanic as this may be a problem with the sensor that can be repaired. Being proactive in repairing your speedometer problem can improve safety, not only for you, but for others on the move. It can also reduce the potential to get two quotes; one for acceleration and one for a damaged speedometer.

2.
The cruise control does not work

The tacho sensor is also a critical component for the proper operation of a vehicle's cruise control. If the sensor is not functioning properly, it will not send a signal to the CPU, which will affect the vehicle's ability to set the throttle to the desired speed. As a safety measure, car manufacturers construct the cruise control so that the cruise control sensor does not activate the cruise control when it starts up. For most cars sold today, this is indicated by the illumination of the cruise light on the dashboard - even if it is not turned on. When this problem occurs, the tacho sensor may need to be replaced.

3.
Check if the engine light comes on

The tacho sensor is located in the transmission and is attached to a drive shaft that affects several functions of the vehicle. As a result, the Check Engine Light in the dashboard may illuminate when a sensor problem is detected by the vehicle's CPU. Regardless of why the indicator light is on, this is neither a good thing nor should it be avoided. If the engine light comes on at any time, contact your mechanic as soon as possible to diagnose the problem with the correct diagnostic tools. Sometimes the problem is small and the CPU needs to be reset. but do not take this risk.

4.
Vehicle loses power

Today's cars and trucks have electronic fuel injection, which is controlled by the on-board computer. The EFI supplies the engine with fuel based on the input of multiple sensors. One of them is the tacho sensor. If you find that your car is losing power; In particular, if you apply pressure to the throttle, this may be due to a damaged or faulty speedometer sensor. This problem can be harmful to other mechanical components of your vehicle. Therefore, do not ignore the problem. Contact a certified mechanic as soon as possible to find out what causes this problem.

POINTS TO NOTE
As you can see, the tacho sensor affects the operation of multiple components so you can run your car or truck efficiently. If you notice any of the above warning signs, contact a professional mechanic to properly diagnose and correct the problem.
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Source:
http://www.eliancars.com/2019/04/4-signs-of-faulty-speedometer-sensor.html#more

Thanks for the post.

Please, can this also stop the gear from working?

Abi weyrey ni old man yii ni? Castrate the m*daf*cker jor!!!

*Summary of the TownHall meeting held with Governorship Candidate Babajide Sanwo-Olu at Pistis Event center on 18th January, 2019*

*How soon would the fourth mainland bridge be constructed;*

A regional road is more feasible considering the studies done. The road would run from Freedom road to Ilubirin. Citizens would have to exercise patience on the construction of the fourth mainland bridge.
*Eradication of beggars and money solicitors on our roads;*
The government would look into building a destitute or rehabilitation home where they would be kept and possibly have a law that would stop them from being on the roads.

*Okada Riders on the highway;*

The government is looking towards creating okada riders card which would also serve as a means of identification and monitoring of their activities. They would also be restricted to the streets not because they are not citizens of this state but to reduce accidents on the roads.

*Amendment of the Land Use Act;*

The aim was to increase the number of people that pay and not to make payment difficult for those already paying. This would definitely be looked into.

*Waste Management and Pipe borne water;*

The plan is to have different colors for waste nylons which would help in identification and refinement of wastes. We will study the current system, retain what is good there and bring in what could enhance it.
As for pipe borne water, the government owned estates have pipe borne water in Lekki phase 1. It is however very expensive to undertake some of the desired project now due to funding. Lekki area is peculiar as the growth of the place was faster than our developmental plans and as a government, we are doing catch up. We will however do the best we can
The products from the Lekki free trade zone will be transported from there via Epe and to other parts of the country so as not to affect the congested Lekki transport.

*Coastal Road*

The major challenge is that there is no site of ways available in some locations along the route as they have been built up. The owners are asking for very exorbitant and unreasonable sums. We will still go back to see what could be done. Our focus right now is on the regional road.

*Effective Local Government;*

E-governance would be put in place.

*Transparency on the finances of the state;*

The government would go back to a quarterly publication of our finances.

*Surveillance;*

This has been increased and the government would not relent on installing more cameras in strategic places.

*Health Care Structure;*

Secondary health facilities already constructed at Ogombo would be completed for the Lekki environ. Lagos state would launch its Primary health scheme but the caliber of staff to be employed is still an issue. There would be 27 secondary and 1 tertiary health schemes around the state.
To also help in keeping our environs cleans, all religious leaders should help propagate that everyone should keep their environments clean.

*Alpha-beta;*

This could not be scrapped as a result of sanctity of contracts. It obvious they are adding values to Lagos finances hence their engagement in other states. They are obviously doing something right otherwise 18 states in the federation would not have signed up with it.

*Ocean surge;*

We are currently building some ridges around to help reduce the effect of floods to the point where even if there is flood, within a maximum of two hours it should be gone.
We would also ensure that the 17 canals in Lekki are cleared and de-silted before the rains to prevent flooding. Due to Lagos being about 3 meters below sea level, flash floods are inevitable but they should clear within 3 hours.

*How accessible would your government be?*

The government would be accessible and is willing to listen to the people.

*On Difficulties with the toll gate and traffic*

Whilst it will be impracticable to scrap with the scrapping of the toll gate, the government will consider the suggestion of the Association in reducing costs to residents and also ensure the realignment of the cubicles along heavy traffic flow.
The first roundabout will be scrapped and traffic control lights installed whilst the road is also widened.
You can also check up the website www.babajidesanwoolu.com for more information


*Summary of Town Hall meeting with the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) gubernatorial candidate, Mr Jimmy Agbaje and his Team.*

Present at the meeting are the following candidates of PDP in Lagos:
1. Gubernatorial candidate Mr Jimmy Agbaje
2. Deputy gubernatorial candidate Mrs Halimat Oluwayemisi Busari.
3. Senatorial candidate Chief Sumbo Onitoru
4. Mr. Tony Ajala Bakare. House of Rep
5. Hon Ajisebutu. House of Assembly
6. Hon Akala. House of Assembly

Jimmy Agbaje classified Politicians into two types, those seeking power for self and those seeking power for service. He stated he is contesting for the third time to serve. Though Alhaji Jakande ruled for 4 years, his records and infrastructures he provided are still unmatched.
Below are highlights of his programs / promises

1. Traffic lights in freedom way not working, this can be fix in days
2. To provide a coastal road to be tolled. as it will be built via PPP While the existing Lekki toll gate is to be pulled down.
3. To have ferry and boats connecting the riverine areas.
4. To install working CCTV and start neighborhood security system. Community must take charge of their environment.
5. Public Health Service. Government to partner with General practitioners and put a health insurance in place to take care of primary health.
6. To review the Land use charge.
7. To build and equip public schools. Every school to have Wifi with Free internet working with google.
8. Flooding. To go back to Lekki Masterplan in other to address flooding issues. Clean the drainages on schedule basis.
9. On Corruption allegations against PDP, he stated that there is no particularly corrupt party, there are corrupt people in both parties.
10. To create lots of opportunities to explore the ocean economy around Epe axis around fisheries and logistics to serve the Free trade zone.
11. To address power using embedded power, will add 1000 MW in 18 months and 3000 in 4 years to power Lagos.
12. To look at the EIA of Eko Atlantic and stem the negative impacts on Estates like Goshen Estates and along Ijebu Waterside.
13. To address Rural urban migration by developing other areas Lagos centre for financial services, Apapa for marine, Epe for Agric and Ikeja for industries.
14. To Support the domestication of the Freedom of Information Act so citizens can have free access to the records of Lagos finances.
15. To ensure that Youths are given responsibility in the government.

gistfever:
From Gistvic.com

Ex-BBNaija house mate Nina Chinonso Onyenobi shares new photo as she flaunts her hot legs.

She wrote:


Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2018/12/hot-wednesday-bbnaijas-nina-flaunts-her.html

Nor be this girl that boy dey shag anyhoo for sattelite tv?

Chai, No shame should be her middle name and ''senseless'' should be the middle name of her supporters.

Rubbish..

gistfever:

Nor be this girl that boy dey shag anyhoo for sattelite tv?

Chai, No shame should be her middle name and ''senseless'' should be the middle name of her supporters.

Rubbish..

EzegeNG:
TVC presenter, Morayo Akabashorun, this morning said she trusts her husband so much but will never take chances allowing him bath their daughter.

Morayo hinged her fear on the rapid increase of sexual assaults on little girls which in some cases is being carried out by their fathers.

Morayo and her other colleagues were having a discussion on rape viz-a-viz the relationship between father and daughter and if boundaries should be set in this kind of relationship.


See what Morayo said during the programme as tweeted by the TV station's official twitter handle

See more:
https://zenithnaija.com/i-trust-my-husband-but-i-wouldnt-have-him-bathe-my-daughter-tvc-presenter/

See ehn, i dey quick vex o. Why push this rubbish to front page nah?

First thank your stars i let you in as my wife. Push your fucking luck by trying to create boundaries between me and my kids.

I won't even say anything for now..Just try it if na your papa born you!

In Nigeria, OFFLINE STORE.....

You can take that to the Bank.

What kind of English is these? IMPEACHMENT LOOMS..............

Like seriously, no point hating cuz ALL MAN TO HIMSELF ON JUDGEMENT DAY but niggar please don't play on my intelligence.

$2m contract dash or to execute a project? What was his profit from the business?

Phone call from who and where? What was his prior experience in that business.

How's Juliet matter relevant to the source of his wealth. Plus, you did not even tell us what his companies do precisely and market share.

Once again, i drive a toyota and his most expensive car wont dare run me over on the road. All man go dey their lane so no flipping point hating. I just wanted the poster to know HE'S STUPID.

Y'all shoulda just have allowed sleeping dog lie jejely.

May the Best Win

Congrats Little Girl

At Last

May God let the Best emerge

Let's keep the spirit alive

Toke Makinwa

Congrats Timaya

Congrats Timaya.

May the Best Candidate win.

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