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Nukilia:
After all the NIN registration government no fit catch the bandits

The joke is on PMB and his supporters

Please Stop calling these killer Fulani Herdsmen .. Bandits.

They are TERRORISTS Fulani Herdsmen.

nwakibe:
My former landlady, though dead, was a terrible human being.
But my current landlord is amazing. He wrote 6 months rent receipt and gave me for free last 3 months.

Why is it that the only time a Landlord is good to some of you is when you can owe him Rent and he does not ask?
But if he demands for his Rent, then he is a bad Landlord!

Some Landlords also have plan for that Rent because tot them, the House is an Investment

Tallest45:
During my Service year, my landlord was totally a fun man... Just pay dues and una no get wahala.

The bolded is what most Tenants are yet to realise.
Rule #1: Pay your Rent on time, No excuse, Landlord hate excuses.

Rule #2: Respect your Landlord and dont start "forming" just because you pay Rent, it is still his House.

Every other thing is just discuss, discuss and discuss.

raymondhillmimi:
My landlord is very difficult and I'm considering relocating at any moment. I have been living in an apartment with a leaking roof for almost 2 years now. I live alone in a 3 bedroom apartment, 3 of them have leaking Rooftops, it's soo bad that I cannot have a visitor because every corner of the room is leaking! Everything in the other rooms is damaged!

I have called! screamed! Lamented! Before I paid the last rent he assured me it will be fixed the next week! this was Last year and till today nothing has been done about it.

In my own room, any time I want to go out I have to carry the foam to a corner and if it rains in the middle of the night I would have to sleep in the parlor. My Rent expired last month and the idiot wants me to renew so he can use part of the money to fix it. Am waiting for him to come and ask me in person then he will get a piece of me.

Get him to agree to fi the Roof and you deduct the agreed cost from his Rent.
If your Rent has expired, what are you still doing in the house then?
I guess you are one of those debtor tenants, from what you wrote.

CR777:
A thread was created earlier today asking Landlords and landladies to share their experiences with tenants.

Link to the thread https://www.nairaland.com/6770910/landlords-landladies-share-experiences-tenants

Well, it didn't generate much traffic because we all know how it is living with a landlord or landlady here in this part of the world, they are always the ones looking for tenant's trouble especially the landladies who feel tenants should worship them each morning they wake up.

Please tenants, let's hear your experiences with your landlords and landladies. I'm sure readers won't ever make the mistake of living in the same building with landlords and landladies after going through this thread.

Some of you are so entrapped in Poverty, that your brain is not telling you that "a Tenant today, is a Landlord tomorrow"!
Instead of wasting your energy agonising about Landlords/Landladies, use that energy to buy a Land and with time, build one small Self Contain on it and just like that, you are also a Landlord yourself.

Your experience as a Tenant and all the whining, counts for nothing.
Las las, the Landlord will throw you sorry ass out of his/her house and that is it.
Others will be too happy to rent the same House and even pay the Landlord a higher amount, while you will pay higher for the new place you would rent, so whose loss it it?

A Tenant is a Tenant and you have no choice than to respect and obey the owner of the house, otherwise you pack out. SIMPLES..
When you build your own house, the same thing applies.
Coming from a Tenant and now a Landlord.

BTW, the other thread did not generate much traffic because Landlords are too busy making Money, to be bothered with whining online

Coronabirus:
110 notable Achievements Of DCP Abba Kyari and his Team in the Last few years.
Compiled by Ifeanyi Okolie
1• Arrest of Nigeria’s most notorious kidnap kingpin billionaire kidnapper Chukwudumeme Onwaumadike Aka ‘Evans’ in Lagos State and his gang members, case under prosecution.

49• Arrest of a notorious Southwest kidnap kingpin Abubakar Moh’d Aka ‘Buba’ and his Gang members In Oyo State, case under investigation.
50• Arrest of the deadliest kidnapper in the Southwest Abdullahi Abubakar aka ‘Osama’ and his Group In Ekiti State, case under investigation.

Some of this arrests are over ten years, WHY are they all still under Prosecution?
In sane countries, once the Accused is arrested in a case with evidence, sentencing is done isn less than a year, maximum.
Nigerian Judicial System, l hail o.

Jostoman:
Obi Cubana should better watch his back his presence in that place is beyond friendship.

Are you inferring INFILTRATION?
Stop watching too much CIA SPY Movies

smartblu:
Thats a bag of imported rice.What happened to our locally produced rice.

Imported Rice is not common in the North, infact it is everywhere, coming-in from Niger Republic and Northern Cameroun.
It is only in Southern Nigeria that Customs & Excise Men do gragra.
One Laws for the North, another for the South, add it together = One Nigeria

Beface:
They deserved it and more because of their selfless sacrifice of defending the people of Borno against those bastard of the North, although there irresponsible lifestyle in the name of religion brought this curse.

I agree with you that they deserve it, for the wonderful job they are doing to protect the people of their region.
But what l find very wicked, annoying and unacceptable is that it is the same Fulani Northerners that are raking against similar outfits like Ebubeagu and Amotekin in the South of Nigeria and insisting they cannot carry arms to defend their own people!

What does that tell us about Buhari and these Northerners?
The Northerners cant be shouting "One Nigeria" while operating TWO Systems and TWO Laws in Nigeria.
It wont work

joe54:
A wrong time to be a police officer. Rip to the dead

Police I.G and Army Chief should now use the same zeal they used in the SE, to go chase this Police Killers or .....

ogbuefi677:
Honestly, I prefer dealing with hausa/foolanis than Yorubas, at least you know where they stand.
But Yorubas always have this envious,backbiting character whenever it comes to Igbos.
I'm not just talking cos of this Deji/Cubana yarn,I work wt plenty of them,it's d same behaviour.

Hmmm.... that mentality is what got the South East and its People to where they are today, living at the mercy of the Fulanis.
The thing is Yorubas can be indecisive but you can trust their intentions and hospitality.
The Fulanis dont even see igbos as "humanbeings" or is it not the one that you trust the most, that called Igbos an inconsequential "dot" and mere 5% in Nigeria?
Small time now, they will declare another progrom on Igbos, just like that short Devil in Kaduna is currently instigating on Igbos in Southern Kaduna.

Anyway, only foolish people prefer their enemies to their friends and the results are always the same, since 1967.
Keep hating on Yorubas, you hear, your eye go soon clear when the New Emir of Okigwe and Emir of Onitsha are installed

emsco91:
Africans we are too stupid.....
Poverty has redirect our way of reasoning...

Take a look at elon musk and jeff bezoz ....
This are struggling to get to the space and transport people in the process....
No body is shouting FBI or calling the CIA yo investigate them....

Just because some people came and spray bundles of #200 notes we will not hear word again..
.

Have you ever seen Jeff Bezoz or Elon Musk or Mike Zuckerberg, Warren Buffet, etc spray Money at parties, the way our Nigerian Millionaires do? It is about a wrong MENTALITY
Do you know the above people also do naming ceremony, burial, marriage, birthdays, etc, have you ever seen them do it the way we do in Nigeria?

Really Rich people go to a lot of extent to remain low-key while the Notice me, aspiring Rich people make all the noise.
When your Money really reach the levels, you wont want to be heard sef, talkless of being boisterous.

Mind you, there is nothing wrong in being Rich or wanting to be Rich.

lkillbrokehoes:
If you feel the obi cubana guy makes illegal money, why not expose him instead?

I've noticed how poor folks just hate on rich guys as if they are the reason why you are poor and miserable.

It is a common thing:
- Some Nigerians that Embassy refused to give Visa, will tell you that there is nothing in that Abroad and that Daisporeans are suffering but go and check your Email, they are begging you for Money
- Illiterates always abuse Educated people and tell them how Certificates have become useless, but the same people failed JAMB ten times
- Single Women will tell us that Marriage is overrated but go and read their Prayer Points, na how to hook Husband
- Ugly people will say beauty is Vanity, yet they are rubbing cream, having nice Cuts and using Human Hair and fake Nails
- Tenants will remind you that you cant take House to Heaven but they want a reduction in House Rent

The list is endless, they should stop hating and focus on their own life.

Cute Boy, unlike that Kpokpogri!

Only a Stupid or IMPOTENT Man runs around "playing Father" figure to another Man's Son.
Stop firing Blanks and father your own Children first.
Anyway, the thing wey Tontohdike do to the Father of that Boy, she will repeat to this Iberibe Kpokpogi, in due course.

Ashawo nor be work, na management,

Thing is, when it suits Women, they take advantage of their Sexuality to advance their cause.
Once they have achieved what they want or want more and cant have it, they turn around to shout Sexual Harassment or Rape!

That is Sexual/Gender SCAM

Serichsporech:
Evil government that only has power to face citizen but not terrorist

Buhari is just using the military and other Nigerian Security agencies to harass, intimidate and kill Southerners.
Can the Customs go around killing people like this, in the Norh?
Did anyone observe that the #EndSARS Judicial Panels in the North have all wound-up because they have "No Issues" to adjudicate on.
Security Forces dont try nonsense in the North.

But the Panels in the South are extending their Operation timetable, over and over again, because there are too many cases of Security excesses, to deal with.
It is only in the South you will see Police checkpoint every 200m, extorting, maiming and killing Southerners in the process.
Imagine Customs going to break open people's Shop in the South, can they try that in the North?
Imagine Customs going to shoot people in areas that are not even border towns, is that their job?

But Buhari and his Fulani Jihadist have arranged everything such that they will get away with it, as long as it is Southerners they are harassing and killing.
Their special focus on Igangan is very understandable, they want to prove a point to Yorubas or anyone who tries defy the Fulanis

Any Southerner, especially the Elites and Politicians who still thinks that this Nigeria is working for Southerners, is a Traitor and has to have their head examined by a shrink-head and dealt with according;ly

Judolisco:
and as we speak the people are in charge of Edo State and can even take the oba to court... What ignorance have I shown please? Is the oba the one in charge of Benin or the state government ? Or you don't know the oba is jst a ceremonial king under the local government and can only appeal and not make commands... The same artefacts have been generating revenue for the whites over the years... He reach una side you people dey shout make dem Carry am go Palace... As d artefacts no dey Palace for the past 100yrs anything happen?

What most of you dont understand are these:
The Artefacts are Traditional Items, they are not State property
They were stolen from the Palace, not the State House
The Custodian of Tradition in Benin Kingdom, is the Omo'noba and the Palace is the location of that Tradition

When someone steals your property and after much pressure, he decides to return it, is it for your neighbour or LGA Chairman to want to take custody of it? It is just greed on the part of Lying Mohammed, axting on behalf of these equally Evil Fulanis, that they want to appropriate what does not belong to them.

Shame on Lying Mohammed and Buhari, for even daring to utter this nonsense.

Obaseki is always senseless, as usual and l hope the good people of Benin have seen what their treachery in electin this foolish obaseki has caused?
What does it cost Obaseki to keep quiet, let Omo'noba take Custody of the Artefacts first, then approach the Oba of Benin and suggest that they build a befitting Museum for the Artefacts, with the Royal House and Chiefs overlooking how it is managed and the Govt and Bini people making some money from its tourism?
Now that he hs played into the hands of the greedy Northerners, how is he going to get the Artefacts from them, before they sell it to One Aran country?
Wise people know that they should chase away the Fox first, before coming back to challenge the Chicken.
Obaseki wont be Governor beyond 2024, but the royal institution of the Oba of Benin last sin perpetuity.
Stoopid Governor.
As for Lying Mohammed, the Gods will bend his mouth further, until it enters inside his ear!

Mikecold:
Obaseki you see yourself

You knew this government doesn't fancy you to start with, you now gave them a perfect excuse

Below is how it has been done even before you became governor

So, these Fulani Criminals and their hirelings like Lying Mohammed, wants to steal the Custom and Heredity of Benin people?
The Traditionalists within the Benin Kingdom needs to lay a curse on anyone, especially Liar Mohammed, who participates in this sacrilegious attempt.
The Artefacts belong to the Benin Kingdom, that is settled so why are the Fulanis trying to steal it?

May anyone who tries to take those Artefacts, die a miserable death. Isse.

Yahaya Bello, the worst and perhaps only as useless as that short Devil in Kaduna State, wants to be President but the dolt cannot govern a small State like Kogi State.
The useless Bello has used all the money of Kogi State to fund propaganda and fake congratulations of himself, while using money to buy all sorts of "groups-4-sale", to carry placard for him.
God forbid we have another evil and clueless President like Buhari, in form of Yahaya Bello, come 2023.
Even Saraki and Atiku have returned from their Exile, food don ready.
Every criminal and fool wants to be President.

FalseProphet1:
Hunger made him forget that he's in a danger zone, but how wicked can a woman be that the Money her husband gives her to prepare food will be used to prepare food for a stranger under the roof the husband is paying for.

I see married women running mad for cheating come 2023.

This I have seen.

African Tradition has a solution for this madness.
Seek MAGUN.

Any set of people who forget and abandon their heritage, will be faced with all sorts of challenges like this.

BTW: If that Husband beheads this interloper Boy Friend now, they would say he committed Murder meanwhile all he did was defend his territory.

sonofElElyon:
Lesson 2... Keep on the right side of God and of the law so you won't have to go to jail and have your wife starved of your companionship

Lesson #3: There are a lot of innocent people in Nigerian Prisons and Sex is not Food, dont be too fixated on it, you wont die for not having Sex!
#Nymphomaniacs Everywhere.