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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Mocks Yahaya Bello After He Was Declared Wanted By EFCC (Video) by onilanre(m): 10:50am On Apr 19
saphiere:
I think it's high time we realize that Nigeria will not get any better if the affairs of this country is not piloted by a woman.

Checkout our women basketball team, football team or is it our great women like Dr Mrs Ngozi and Late Mrs Dora?

I think we should drop pride and senseless ego and allow women to governor this country.

PS: Google the bridge constructed by Desmond Elliot and the one constructed by the female councilor.

Also Google the water project donated by Peter Obi and the one donated by Marvin music star, Ayra Starr

Google Sadiya Umar Farouq, Betta Edu, Ita Giwa,
Patricia Olubunmi Foluke Etteh, etc
Politics / Re: Rivers Assembly Threatens Fubara With Impeachment by onilanre(m): 11:28pm On Mar 30
AcuraZDX:
Nawa oo.

Fubara you really messed up.

If you had continued with your first plot, all these nonsense would have ended.

I pity the state Sha.

He messed up big time.

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Crime / Re: Beautiful Lady Caught Stealing Human Hair From Salon (pic) by onilanre(m): 5:42pm On Mar 20
Very very old video. What is wrong with Nairaland?
Crime / Sick Hospital Security Guard Accused Of Having Sex With 79-year-old Woman’s Corp by onilanre(m): 10:45am On Nov 30, 2023
A security guard has been arrested after his colleagues allegedly caught him in the act of having sex with the corpse of a 79-year-old woman inside a hospital morgue.

Randall Bird, a now ex-security guard at the Banner University Medical Center in Phoenix, Arizona, has been handed multiple charges following his arrest on Tuesday, following a police investigation that started late last month.

According to court documents, Bird's colleagues caught him on October 22 with his belt and zip down, and his uniform looking "messy".

The 46-year-old's job is to bring dead bodies into the morgue and put them into the freezer, but another colleague claims she saw him “sweating profusely” and “acting very nervous” while doing so.

Allegedly, the body of the 79-year-old was found in an unzipped body bag, face down with Bird’s belt next to her.

When other security guards walked in on the scene, Bird allegedly rushed around to cover his tracks and make everything seem normal.

The court documents said he quickly tried to cover the woman’s body and then claimed he had a medical episode, before passing out onto the floor.

He insisted that the body bag and its zip broke during his fall, as he reached to grab it on his way down, but his colleagues did not believe him and reported the incident to their supervisors.

A few days later, Bird was interviewed by police, still maintaining that the body bag broke as a result of his fall and that the medical episode he suffered meant he couldn't remember what happened in that room.

However, an investigation that was launched at the end of last month found his DNA at the scene and injuries on the woman's body, even though she died of natural causes.


Source: https://www.beloud.com/news/95808810

Family / Re: My Wife Got A Job As A Paramedic In The Uk by onilanre(m): 4:08pm On Oct 31, 2023
Mindlog:


She should go ALONE, you should get your female relatives or hers to assist in childcare and you should also learn the basics of childcare because you will be 100% involved with taking care of your child here in the UK.

Then after about 6 months, arrangements to join her can start.

Arriving, she should rent a furnished room in a shared house that is bills inclusive. Alongside her sponsored job, she should get a 20hrs per week part time job as allowed by the visa and after about 4 months, she should start looking for a 2 bedroom flat in preparation for the arrival of you and the baby, getting a house for a family is not a day's job.

When you and the baby come over, you will be taking care of the baby when she is at work and you can only go to work when she is off work, this means you will work with her work rota.


The best and most reasonable advice so far 👏
Foreign Affairs / Re: Body of kidnapped Shani Louk Found, Confirmed Dead By Israel. by onilanre(m): 4:50pm On Oct 30, 2023
Biodun556:


Israel citizens trespassed by wandering on Palestinian occupied territory

Hamas acted right

You guys are lucky that Nairaland is a faceless forum.
Politics / Re: Rivers Assembly: Faction Elects Ehie Edison, Fubara Congratulates New 'Speaker' by onilanre(m): 4:45pm On Oct 30, 2023
fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FfqNDNN9tQ

A faction of the Rivers State House of Assembly has elected Rt. Hon. Edie Edison as Speaker.



Through his official X handle, the Rivers State Governor, Sir Siminialayi Fubara has congratulated the new Speaker.

Nice move by the Governor.

In his first Assignment, Rt. Hon. Edison-led faction has impeached and suspended the Speaker and Deputy Speaker of the other faction, Rt. Hon. Martins Amaewhule (Obio-Akpor 1) and Rt. Hon. Dumle Maol (Gokana 1) respectively.

In addition, it is also reported that the factional Speaker has also suspended the Chief Judge of Rivers State, Justice Chibuzor Simeon Amadi, and forwarded a report to the Governor to appoint another in Acting Capacity.

It can be recalled that the Martin Amaewhule faction allegedly backed by the FCT Minister and former Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike earlier this morning suspended Ehie Edison (Ahoada East II), Sokari Goodboy Sokari (Ahoada West), Adolphus Oruibienimigha (Opobo/Nkoro) and Victor Oko Jumbo (Bonny).

The Amaewhule-faction also presented an impeachment notice on gross abuse of office by Gov Fubara, which was moved by Sunday Nwankwo (Omuma) and supported by all sitting 23 members of the House.



Sokari Goodboy Sokari
Crime / Re: Alleged Murder: Police Declares Benjamin Nnanyerugo (killaboi) Wanted by onilanre(m): 5:09pm On Oct 10, 2023
Nemere2020:


Lagos State Police Command

Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7768008/ig-influencer-austa-xxo-killed#124479544

He's now in Ghana
Politics / Re: We Are Investigating Video Of Bandits, Soldiers In Katsina – DHQ by onilanre(m): 2:57pm On Sep 19, 2023
accordadoga28:
You will find out that video was doctored.

What Igbos cannot do just to paint Nigeria black does not exist.

People who made us believe Buhari was Jubril, what can they not do?

Igbos and propaganda are 5&6..


you have a problem. Mumu
Education / Re: Sexual Harassment: Universities, Polytechnics Clamp Down On 35 Professors, Other by onilanre(m): 3:33pm On Sep 18, 2023
TotoIsGud4boy:
I was a lecturer in a popular federal university back in 2017 before I left Nigeria, most of this things is not the fault of us lecturers... we are innocent but this girls spoiled us... don't blame this on lack of self control because I have self-control...

There's this girl named Anita, her dad owns a big church she doesn't attend lectures or read her books but she's a very bright student... during her 200L her grades became very poor, I was surprised why, I later realised she hangs with some crazy friends and all.. My biggest mistake I made in my life was to ask her why she was performing poorly... she smiled and replied quote on quote: "Sir should I come to your office and tell you why?"

Me being an ignorant fresh graduate lecturer, I told her okay, feel free to come to my office...

She came to my office the following day and you'd be shock what she was putting on.... she wore a mini skirt and a crop top with no bra inside.. you could see her nipples through the crop top..

I still remember our conversation that day.. I'm not a virgin but what this girl did to me as a lecturer scared me for life... I don't know if she used charms or whatnot because her waist beads was showing in her mini skirts.... and she sat on the chair with her legs open showing me her red pants...
that was how this girl raped me in my office and turned me to a sex animal...
the following week she came to my office with 2 of her friends and we had marathon sex... one of them even asked me if I've done 4nal before...

since then till 2019 I was just having sex with students until I repented and traveled abroad... I Thank God for saving me...

I smell lies...

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Politics / Re: Meet The Nominees For CBN Governor, Deputy Governors (Profiles) by onilanre(m): 5:30am On Sep 16, 2023
Forliving:
Please guys, pls if anybody can help me with any little amount to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen
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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky At Late Father's Burial by onilanre(m): 11:17am On Aug 16, 2023
newsblendanews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY9V6j4KMto

Popular Nigerian crossdresser, Idris Okuneye, aka Bobrisky, has once again found himself on the spotlight after making an appearance on his father’s burial.

Bobrisky, whose father died in the wee hours of Monday morning and was subsequently buried according to Islamic rites at Ijebu-Igbo in Ogun state, was captured wearing a black outfit, covering his hair with a black scarf and also wearing a pair of dark sunglasses.

It is surprising to see that Nigerian crossdresser did not turn up for the burial in his usual make-up face as he always attend many events.

Why is shehim hiding?
Politics / Re: Ministerial Screening: Inside SSS’ Allegations Against Nasir El-rufai by onilanre(m): 4:14pm On Aug 10, 2023
IconicR:
He may later reject this, I still don't like what they are doing to him. Mallam was the main man who stood his ground for Asiwaju. I hope Obi is not having hand inside all these because he has been using those unfortunate LP national assembly members to orchestrate evil in Asiwaju's government.

Mumu
Sports / Benjamin Mendy Selling £5m House And Chasing Back Pay, Bankruptcy Court Told by onilanre(m): 4:22pm On Aug 09, 2023
He was very short of money indeed, the cost of the legal case were over one million pounds

“We look to secure a bankruptcy order today.”

Mendy’s accountant, who refused to give reporters his full name, told the hearing the footballer “was found not guilty in respect of those very serious criminal charges against him”.

He said Manchester City had not paid Mendy, who was not present at Wednesday’s hearing, since September 2021.

The accountant said the footballer’s agent is “in negotiations with Manchester City to get the back pay on the basis that he has been found not guilty”.

The sum is “in the order of nine to 10 million pounds gross”, the accountant told the court.

He also said Mendy’s house near Macclesfield, Cheshire, is being marketed by estate agent Savills for £5 million.

“He himself has moved back to France where he comes from,” the accountant said.

“I would like to ask for a short extension because I am told very firmly by his agent that the pay issue will be resolved from Manchester City.

“He was very short of money indeed, the cost of the legal case were over one million pounds.”

Mendy left Manchester City in June at the expiration of his contract, having not played for the Premier League and Champions League winners since 2021.

He has since signed a two-year deal with French club Lorient.

Details : https://www.beloud.com/news/90401623

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Sports / England Star Lauren James Breaks Silence After Red Card, Apologises To Nigeria by onilanre(m): 12:58pm On Aug 08, 2023
Lauren James has apologised to Nigeria defender Michelle Alozie after receiving a red card for stamping on the defender in England’s last-16 victory at the Women’s World Cup and has promised to learn from her mistake.

The Chelsea attacker was given her marching orders in the 87th minute of Monday’s match after a coming together with her opponent; both players fell to the floor but as James got up she stamped her foot down into Alozie’s back.

She initially received a yellow card but referee Melissa Borjas was sent to the pitch-side monitor by VAR and was forced to upgrade her decision to a red card.

Source: https://metro.co.uk/2023/08/08/womens-world-cup-lauren-james-breaks-silence-after-england-red-card-19298878/?ito=article.mweb.share.top

Family / Presumed Human Remains' Found In Wreckage Of Titan Sub by onilanre(m): 11:51pm On Jun 28, 2023
Presumed human remains have been recovered from the wreckage of the Titan submersible, the US Coast Guard has said.

It comes after debris from the craft was brought ashore earlier on Wednesday.

Five men, including three British citizens, died when the submersible suffered a "catastrophic" implosion while attempting to view the wreck of the Titanic, officials believe.

In a statement, the US Coast Guard said: "United States medical professionals will conduct a formal analysis of presumed human remains that have been carefully recovered within the wreckage at the site of the incident."

Captain Jason Neubauer, who is leading the investigation into the tragedy, added: "I am grateful for the coordinated international and interagency support to recover and preserve this vital evidence at extreme offshore distances and depths.

Source: https://www.breaking7.com/NewDetails/88337836

Travel / Woman Who Predicted Ocean Gate Sub Disaster In 2013 by onilanre(m): 8:09am On Jun 23, 2023
WOMAN WHO PREDICTED OCEAN GATE SUB DISASTER

Deborah Grattan, a DJ in Birmingham, made a post on her facebook page far back in 2013 which 10 years later, has turned out to be an exact prediction of the Ocean Gate Submersible disaster which has taken the life of five people.

She wrote:

“Had a weird dream that an evil billionaire started doing submarine trips down to titanic and somehow pumped water out of parts of it but then it turned to disaster on its maiden outing...prob make a good movie...”

Fashion / Re: What's Your Opinion About Women With Multiple Piercings? Especially On... by onilanre(m): 2:38pm On Jun 21, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Hello all!

What's your opinion about women with multiple piercings? What do you think of that or them? Does it affect your opinion about such a woman? Will your opinion about a woman change if you notice she has more than the usualpiercings on the ear lobes? I have about 4 piercings on my ear lobes. I don't know if someone's opinion about me will change if they notice that. Or if those piercings will have any effect on how the person sees me.

I see them as Olosho plc

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Travel / Re: What Is Really Wrong With Us Ooo?- Nigerian Man Asks Aba Residents by onilanre(m): 11:39am On Jun 14, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Ironically, the same man that once governed that state is who they are telling us is their saviour today.

Aba is not in Onitsha. Stop disgracing yourself in public. You don't know ordinary state and capital. Olodo

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Politics / Re: I Have Not Been Appointed Presidential Spokesperson - Dele Alake by onilanre(m): 11:11pm On May 30, 2023
Consil:
Is it not too early for all this?
Please guys if anybody can help me with any little amount to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen

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Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari Leaves Legacy Of Kidnapping, Inflation And Debt - BBC by onilanre(m): 8:11am On May 22, 2023
Godszilla:


https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-65637553?xtor=AL-72-%5Bpartner%5D-%5Bbbc.news.twitter%5D-%5Bheadline%5D-%5Bnews%5D-%5Bbizdev%5D-%5Bisapi%5D&at_link_id=2AD0C0C4-F766-11ED-8C40-1FD2D772BE90&at_link_origin=BBCWorld&at_link_type=web_link&at_format=link&at_campaign_type=owned&at_campaign=Social_Flow&at_medium=social&at_ptr_name=twitter&at_bbc_team=editorial

Stray bullet hits Goodluck Jonathan
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Seun Kuti (Photos) by onilanre(m): 8:26pm On May 16, 2023
kendrick93:
You're not dumb to think he literally counted 25000 posts on NL are you?
To check the number of posts someone has, is just one click on the profile...
Use your brain


You jobless like him. Get something doing man
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Seun Kuti (Photos) by onilanre(m): 1:24pm On May 15, 2023
CallmeTrinity:


Do you have a job at all? Yesterday I counted 135 posts by you?


Even a jobless teenager doesn't spend such time on the internet !!

Your account was opened just 2016 and you have made over 25000 comments !!! 25000?!!!!!

I know accounts from year 2010 that don't even have 10k comments yet.

You need a job bro what are you doing with your time for goodness sake?


Guy, you are the one without a job here. If you have a job, you would not count someone's posts and comments on the Internet.
Family / Re: American Woman Sets Her Wedding Dress Ablaze In Divorce Photoshoot by onilanre(m): 7:14am On Apr 17, 2023
Flora2Sweet:
Love her Boobs tongue

How did you see her boobs? Did you use binocular eye ni?

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Business / Re: What I Ordered Versus What I Received by onilanre(m): 2:54pm On Apr 12, 2023
Kobicove:


Are you saying that they only sent you a pic of the tools? shocked

Yes
Business / What I Ordered Versus What I Received by onilanre(m): 2:31pm On Apr 12, 2023
I can't just stop laughing. I ordered this tool online after reading their positive feedback and comments. Little did I know that the feedback was all a scam.

Lo and behold; the vendor sent me a laminated picture of the tools. The picture is so beautiful 😆 😆 😆

Romance / Re: My BF Wants To Break Up With Me Cause Of Too Much Sex. by onilanre(m): 3:29am On Mar 11, 2023
Catfish

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Wins In Anambra Govt House, Soludo’s APGA And APC Scores Zero by onilanre(m): 5:23am On Feb 26, 2023
apache22b:
My heart felt pity goes out to Peter Obi and all his Obidient's urchins because they are all about to get the biggest shocks of their lives when Bola Ahmed Tinubu will be declared the winner and President elect ...

Say no more , from all indications, the coast is now clearer for Bola Ahmed Tinubu, Victory is certain...

Thank you to all my fellow youths for coming out enmass to vote the right man for the job, Bola Ahmed Tinubu

Congratulations in advance your excelleny Bola Ahmed Tinubu shocked


God bless you all my fellow youths


Wake up mumu

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Politics / Re: APC National Chairman, Abdullahi Adamu Loses Polling Unit To Labour Party by onilanre(m): 6:58pm On Feb 25, 2023
BentizilL:
Atiku need 25 percent in five southern states
TINUBU need 25 percent in 2 SE&SS states
Obi need 25 percent in 10 northern states

Asiwaju is coming, mark my word...✅

Asiwaju is coming to your house. You better wake up from your slumber.

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