₦airaland Forum

are we saying we should also do away with the Arabic numerals.
I know many of you are not aware that the numerals we use today are of Arabic origins

Davash222:
And do what? To come and face harsher one here now we have Buhari as a president.
Presently, sleeping in Buses in UK is far better than sleeping in a mansion in Banana island, Lagos.
Serene environment, security fully at alert, good paying jobs to sustain, no stray bullets from untrained policemen, but in Banana island, flood fit come your bedroom come carry you enter sea.

you speak out of ignorance, do you think many of his mates that were in Nigeria did not advance in those 20 years.. he merely wasted those years mind you 55 is not the same as 35 when he first got there.
good luck to him though.

there is nothing wrong with you bro.. your girl has matured better in 3 years and I guess that might have also changed her perception on her relationship need.. you are also not the man you were 3 years ago.
grow and enjoy your new relationship

psychologygh:
Do you think Ghana have your time to be exporting rice to your country. We're having the same issue when government spends more than 1 billion dollars a year to import rice into our country for consumption. Do you realize we are the 2nd largest consumers,market and economy in West Africa and our consumption alone is a huge chunk on our foreign exchange. We have a population of 30 million and a GDP Purchasing power of almost 200 billion dollars. Did you see me telling you Nigeria exports goods worth 306 million dollars to Ghana in 2018 alone.Our exports to Nigeria is just 80 million dollars. Togo exploits us due to their free port just like Benin does to you.We have the same issues.Our exports to Nigeria is mostly Nigerian companies who relocated to Ghana and use the ECOWAS free trade route to export some of their goods to your market. We both loose if we start a trade war buh Nigeria loses badly. That's why your government have agreed with Ghana to open a temporary corridor for Ghanaian trucks to enter and leave Nigeria amidst the border closure .GUTA still refused for that and wants a ban of Nigerian goods and traders in Ghana. Our rice is even very different from yours and you will never find your type of rice in Ghana. Our rice cooks in just 20 minutes.

the quality of that rice is inferior to that which we consume here, Nigeria is the only country in Africa that eats parboiled rice.. go find out.

Badgers14:
Guy man don use style commot for poverty

like poor people no dey where him dey go abi?

NwaNimo1:
Nigerians...where else in the world is this so rampant?

in most south American countries

Sunofgod:
God continue to punish Nigeria!
A cursed land.....

Nigeria is not a cursed land, it's people like you that are cursed in it.

iPhoneRepairer:
This guy is just a whinny little b*tch. Are you a journalist? Why you dey carry this matter for head like this guy. Don't you have films to act?

don't you have iPhone to repair

Nigeria got played by an international yahoo yahoo group (P&ID)

make hardship kee dem there... useless mofos

realestniggah:
Is Africa every gonna move forward.. You never find this shit in Europe

what do you know, it happens over there also

okeyumez:
Its Nigerian workers that will suffer for it if MTN leaves Nigeria.
MTN is already rich. They are only helping us but we are ignorant

helping us bawo,?

if this project is more than N5b then it is a huge waste

and how did you come about that figure

[quote author=Lloydthesaint post=80712689]Davido is too proud and it annoys me
He go still broke one day



even If Davido stops singing, his inheritance from his father's wealth can last him a lifetime.. stop hating

[quote author=franchasng post=80707714]In every part of the world, The North is always known for being backward than the south.

Go to Korea, South Korea is heaven while North Korea is hell fire!


Go to Sudan now, South Sudan is a bit okay while North Sudan is burning like hell!

Check Northern Nigeria and Southern Nigeria.

Seems North means failure and backwardness, maybe


so how do you explain North America, that's the USA

obiekunie2:
descendants of potiphar's wife all over the place looking for great men to devour - if you know you know!

funny thing is they are always very ugly facially but have a body shape that even angels will find it hard to resist.











we all know she was fukn the pastor and she felt rejected whn pastor told her its time to move on by making her marry the dumb choir master.

she felt rejected and pained and angry - we all know how it is with the fury of a woman scorned. they will come at you like a wounded cobra.

we know their trade mark signature to pull you down - they always scream RAPE! OR ABUSED - DESPITE THE FACT THEY HAVE SLEPT WITH YOU SEVERALLY!


MODIFIED: FOR THE F00LS MENTIONING ME AND INSULTING ME - THIS SHOWS LOADS OF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WOMEN AND THEIR PSYCHOLOGY!

A WOMAN FORCEFULLY RAPED WILL STAB HER RAPIST TO DEATH AT ANY SLIGHTEST CHANCE TALK LESS OF STILL EFFING HIM AND TAKING HIS CREST SOFT DRINK RIGHT AFTER THE DEED IS DONE!

AND THEN WENT FOR A SECOND AND THIRD AND FOURTH EXPERIENCE [IF ONLY SHE WILL ADMIT HOW MANY TIMES SHE HAD IT WITH THE PASTOR].

LOOK AT THAT PASTOR FOR FUKS SAKE AND TELL YOURSELVES THE TRUTH! HE DOESN'T NEED TO FORCE HIMSELF ON ANY WOMAN! THEY ARE THE ONES FALLING OVER HIM - I CAN BET YOU THAT 50% OF WOMEN ATTENDING THAT CHURCH WANTS A PIECE OF HIM, HIS CASH AND HIS FLAMBOYANT LIFE STYLE! AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOMEN DOES WHEN THEY FAIL IN THEIR QUEST - THEY TRY TO DESTROY YOU!

I HAVE SEEN IT - I KNOW IT AND I DEVISED A WAY TO HANDLE IT! YOU MUST SIGN A NON-DISCLOSURE FORM FOR ME WITH HIGH COURT STAMP AND FILL A LEGAL CONSENT FORM AS ATTACHED IN THIS POST. THE PASTOR SHOULD LEARN FROM ME!


FOR THOSE CALLING ME BRAINWASHED MEMBER -HA! HA! FIRST AM NOT EVEN A CHRISTIAN. I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN ANY F-KN GOD TO BE WORSHIPED. BUT FACT IS I KNOW THE BIBLE AND QURAN MORE THAN LOADS OF YOU HYPOCRITES!


PASTOR! PASTOR! IF YOU DEFEAT THEM ON THIS GANG-UP, PLS ALWAYS MAKE SURE THEY OBEY YOUR RULES AND SIGN FULL CONSENT FORM!





CONSENT FORM SIGNED BEFORE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

This certifies that, I, ____________________________ the undersigned female (hereafter referred to as the "screwee" about to enjoy intimate intercourse with _________________________ (hereafter referred to as the "screwer".

I am above the lawful age of consent. I am in my right mind and not under the influence of any narcotic or alcoholic substances.
The aforementioned screwer need not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me. Furthermore I, the screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever, and do not expect or wish to marry him. I do not know if he is married or not, and I do not care. I am neither asleep nor drunk, I'm entering this relationship with him because I love it and want it as much as he does.
In the event whereby I receive the full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness to further participate as soon as time permits. In addition, I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him should I fall pregnant, contract a intimate disease or feel that he is
violating any legislation, moral, legal or otherwise.
Signed Unclad before jumping into bed at ____________ on this _________ day of the______________ Month in the year 20.....

Signature of screwee: ___________________________

Date of birth: __________________________________

Date of conduct:________________________________

your mumu don do

Question is, are these set of DJs known all over America

wasted time and money, not when he has a four years course to take from the university of bourdillon..
make VC Tinubu catch you.

[quote author=greatnaija01 post=76574494]you do not need help

A GIRL, IS NOT DATING YOU, SHE IS JUST A REGULAR VISITOR.... and you are already calling her "MY GIRL" my friend will you go and sit down somewhere and think?

THE GIRL OWES YOU NOTHING.

rather than learn from your friend and learn why the girl is attracted to him... and practice it on yourself till you attract better girls... you are here calling for community support.

THE GIRL IS NOT A DUMMY... she knows what she wants and it clearly is NOT YOU.

The girl also does not owe you explanation, you do not own her.

YOU boys really are not ready for relationship... your are only trying to satisfy your HORNINESS. relationship is not about what you like or your choice... ITS ABOUT who u epp...
hear me.... YES YOU CLAIM YOU LOVE THE GIRL... but what is LOVE? is it a feeling? if she agree for you and refuses sex you will now come here and cry that she does not LOVE YOU.... imagine!!!

OK IMAGINE she ACCEPTS you and you have nothing tangible to offer apart from money and SEX.... but your broke friend is a good talker and can COMMUNICATE WITH HER IN A WAY THAT SHE FEELS IMPORTANT AND VALUED, then she will cheat on you with that friend... even without sleeping with him... IS THAT HOW YOU WANT YOUR LIFE TO BE?

see. REJECTION is often RE-DIRECTION. Go and work on yourself... TILL LADIES BEG TO DATE YOU because you have 90% of what they want.... stop blabbing here about a girl you have no plans to marry.




Gbam, boys be thinking deep

Hofbrauhaus:
I don't believe this story. Somebody is trying to frame this boy. It's a pity we won't get to hear his side of the story. Somebody killed that lawyer and is trying to frame this boy. This boy is innocent. I repeat, this boy is innocent.

I know nigeria police and i know what they can do..

killer spotted

GoodBoi1:
I really love my girlfriend but I'm not sure I can cope with her attitude that I have pointed out over time. I believe she loves me too but at times she talks to me disrespectfully, uses wrong, unfriendly tone.

When I try to correct her she denies and it leads to arguments. I'm just tired of this and I'm contemplating breaking up with her but she has other good traits that makes me feel I should just be patient with her.

Pls, I need advise as I fear we will often be quarreling if we get married.

my wife can be like that sometimes, so I always change it for her when her tone becomes commanding towards me.
she's a good woman, so I have learnt how to manage that side of her. I don't run away from arguments sha, I dey handle am as e dey hot.

chieftroller003:


Stupid idiot with an ugly bitch The wife pussy go don decay

thunder fire you there

swiz123:
There are always two sides to every story.

what is that?

[quote author=anonymuz post=73222346]Which way naija? May be the mother of those innocent children is of a questionable character.

you are heartless

[quote author=Mouth Gig post=72895801]FAKE NEWS...
VOTE BUHARI...
GOD BLESS AND PROTECT BUHARI..
make your head blow there

[quote author=beyuv post=72895458]she didnt steal it did she
No, but it's made to look like she did it

Noblefreeman:
The dog is so buhari ,if you know you know

you mean "lifeless "�

NwaAmaikpe:



Water and oil don't mix.
Such a waste of fresh young boobs.
She is a bit pretty too, I just hope the mortuary attendant does not do what is on my mind.


The moral of this story is that girls are not loyal.

Just a little exposure and they'd dump your ass.
Nina went to the BBNaija house and suddenly dumped Collins who enrolled her for it, who housed her and who took her to the airport.

TeeBillz made Tiwa who she is, but she has dumped him for his bestfriend's apprentice.

Now just because this bushmeat left the village to go write WAEC in the town, she came back feeling like a diva and dumped her unforgiving boyfriend.

That's why a wiseman knows better than to upgrade any lady.
Upgrade yourself.
If you upgrade a woman, you'd be automatically placing her above your reach.

fool

Morwendy:
Hi. New here but have read threads for years til now and I just have a simple question to ask . Ok, I know how dim I sound but I married my Nigerian husband 8 years ago. Next week, we apply for his permanent leave to remain here. We've been happy enough since we got married, the usual ups and downs but nothing too serious. Anyway, I found that he has a website advertising a business in Nigeria. Asked him about it and he says yes its his but its not up and running yet (like thats why I was mad at him rather than because he set ghis up without even telling me). I was looking at some photos on his site and I came across a poster laying out the days events for his fathers funeral. At the foot of the poster it says 'by [his name but different surname] on behalf of the family. Now, this new surname is the same as his fathers so I believe it to be his true name. Asked him about it and he says that his surname is different to the rest of his family because he chose to take his paternal grandfathers name. I assume his father should also bear the grandfathers name? He just keeps telling me that I don't understand Nigerian customs/traditions but now the word 'scammed' keeps popping into my head. A simple yes or no would be enough - is it usual for a man to NOT take his fathers name? Thanks in advance.

yes, I have a different surname from my family and I did it by choice, I also explained my reason to my wife before I married her.

[quote author=Throwback post=66314280]2 years later, he would have grown the wings of an ingrate, and would have began to demand to be treated like an icon, forgetting that the unrestrained flight of youthful Icarus would always end in free fall after the sun had scorched.

He is rejoicing now over irrelevant perks that come in the line of work. Soon he will reject the very contract he signed despite being in full control of his senses.

Last last, poverty can make you sign your birthright away.

Legally stay away from poverty.

I throw you back to whatever cave you have been leaving in.

tribalistseun:
Afonjas fear God, why do you people have to Photoshop the nylon of rice to his picture.

The guy beat Tinubu in politics, you guys should move on.

you are too dull, what is photo shop there?

blank:
Is there a Bible verse that details what should be worn for Holy Communion? If they decide to make a dress code, how is it Satanic? You also believe in the black is evil but white is good. And you are saying other people are brainwashed.

In the Bible, in any version, is it called Holy Communion? Or is it what the traditional Churches call it?

on point girl