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Politics › Re: Shaibu Vacates Office For LASU 5.0 CGPA Graduate as Acting Edo Deputy Gov (Pics) by Onucs(m): 8:31am On Jun 27, 2023
I love this. We should celebrate academic success more. At least that might quell the ideology around "school na scam". Because school no be scam. This lady has done the nation proud and she deserves everything she is getting and even more to come. Congratulations dear Aminat
Foreign Affairs › Re: We Did Not Try To Overthrow Putin & Russian Army- Wagner Group Boss Speaks (Pix) by Onucs(m): 6:38pm On Jun 26, 2023
Faiththatworks:
Putin is a bastard and a killer Terrorist.
The Bastard declared what was happening in Russia some days ago a Terriorist attack, imagine Wagner was approaching Moscow to remove the Bastard and he went into defensive position,the coward Bastard appeared only on Television and ran away to his Bunker.
Bastard Terriorist Dictator Putin couldn't even step out on the street of Moscow to mobilize his country men and women to stand against an army of Terriorist Mercenary who were approaching Moscow.
The Bastard short imp Terriorist stood boldly on Russian National Television and announced Terriorist were approaching Moscow,the same Terriorist he unleashed against Ukraine for the last 18 months.
Thank God the bastard imp Terriorist Lunatic called Putin has acknowledged the Bastard killing machine called Wagner is a Terriorist organization.
For those who still think Putin is Powerful,shame on You....
The whole world is laughing at Russia,a common thief turned war lord is the animal that stood up to the Bastard imp called Putin,not even his war Generals,a common mercenary is the one leading the charge to Moscow.
For those who don't understand what happened in Russia some days ago,the Bastard coward slowpoke even granted the Common thief Porghozni an amnesty,I swear Putin is finished.
No one can try what happened some days in China,Iran or even North Korea and live for another 24 hours,this is the company of countries that Russia keeps these days.
But the common thief turned mercenary is not only alive but flying to another country to live in peace,shame on The bastard coward slowpoke called Putin,The Almighty God decide to Shame him with a power drunk Terriorist allies of his.
The bastard short dictator terrorist imp called Putin is still in hiding,he hasn't appeared in Moscow to let the world know he's still in Charge.
Zelensky na MaN, despite all the bombs thrown at Kiev,the man still came out to pepper the Bastard Russians to show he was in charge,not one gun shot was fired in Moscow but the terrorist of Moscow has gone into Hiding.
Tueh on the Coward and his supporters...
God is wonderful.......
God bless Nigeria....
Western media don brainwash this one too.

If you think Putin is the terrorist then you don't know jack.
Family › Re: I Got Pregnant Without Sexual Intercourse, Woman Tells Court In Kwara by Onucs(m): 3:27pm On Jun 26, 2023
New update, guys have started cooking using sp*rm to cook for their wives. That aunty wey dey give u tough time, are u thinking what am thinking grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which Should I Go For!? by Onucs(m): 12:44pm On Jun 26, 2023
Ah😱

Shey this one dey whine federal government.

Pick the remote internship and send me link to the oil company, attention seeker
Celebrities › Re: Sidney Talker, Taaooma And Other Content Creators Engage In A Comic Dance-Off by Onucs(m): 12:25pm On Jun 26, 2023
In this life, just make money. Because that na de only evidence say u tried ur best
Politics › Re: Nigeria Can Earn Billions From Exporting Faeces, Cockroaches — Prof. Oluwalana by Onucs(m): 10:15am On Jun 26, 2023
Everyone, gather all of your best shitters. Am about to start a shitting venture😀😀
Politics › Re: Nigeria Can Earn Billions From Exporting Faeces, Cockroaches — Prof. Oluwalana by Onucs(m): 10:11am On Jun 26, 2023
crossfm:
Hehehe .

I love Nigerians,once this business of pooing start to boom,they will start kidnapping people to feed them and make them poo in large quantity grin grin grin.
Large quantity indeed😀😀
Politics › Re: Caption This Picture Of Tinubu - Photo by Onucs(m): 9:15pm On Jun 24, 2023
The people's president wink
Celebrities › Re: Movie Stars: Could This Be Reason Behind Their Sudden Death!!! by Onucs(m): 9:13pm On Jun 24, 2023
Bunch of loosed vessels parading themselves as actors. As role models, they only promote immorality in the Nigerian society.
Foreign Affairs › Re: COUP UPDATES: Putin Leaves Moscow | Machine Gun Positions Around Moscow by Onucs(m): 6:21pm On Jun 24, 2023
dangermouse:
The fall of a despot!

Democracy is bae!
Rather democracy is going to be their undoing.

Only a stupid country will plunge themselves into western democracy. Africa is example enough.
Romance › Re: How Do I Know My Fianceé's Ring Size Without Her Notice by Onucs(m): 12:49am On Jun 24, 2023
It's simple, buy many sizes, anyone that fits, she will take it like that. No dey stress us grin

BTW, congratulations boss but only if she is a good woman😶
Fashion › Re: Lady Goes Naked To Fix Nails In A Salon (pictures) by Onucs(m): 7:36pm On Jun 23, 2023
Wait oo, person no wan cover herself, una con dey cover her with blur. Ahbi na this thing wan make my D rise?

Make una help her broadcast her foolishness to dey world jhoor.

Ahbeg make God separate me from anything wey go make me meet this kain lady for life. Amen.

Which thing be this🤦🤦🤦
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: For Content Writers: 100 Types Of Content That Chatgpt Can Help You To Create. by Onucs(m): 7:21am On Jun 23, 2023
Wow

I have a question dou.

How do you install and start using chatGPT on your system?
Politics › Re: How I Discovered INEC Deleted Results On All BIVAS Machine We Inspected by Onucs(m): 7:15am On Jun 23, 2023
Wahala!
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Lady Recounts How She Was Blocked By A Guy She Tried Wooing by Onucs(m): 7:12am On Jun 23, 2023
Girls sef don dey create pickup lines to woo guys😀😀


Things dey change really fast. It's probably time to relocate to Mars.
Romance › Re: Is There A Proper Age To Have Sex by Onucs(m): 6:38pm On Jun 20, 2023
I don't even know if there is a proper age anymore
Romance › Re: Please Advice!! My Elder Sister Is In A Dilemma Right Now by Onucs(m): 1:59pm On Jun 20, 2023
Na this small thing, naim u carry big english nack on top. say na dilemma.

what is wrong in mothering another woman's children?
Career › Re: Robot Customer Care Staff Spotted In A VI Bank (pic/video) by Onucs(m): 1:54pm On Jun 20, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Many jobs are on the line.
AI(Artificial Intelligence) revolution is real.
Even Nairaland uses bots which filter some words.
There will always be means for new jobs. Learn the art.

AI is the future.
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Service Chiefs And Their State Of Origin (Picture) by Onucs(m): 1:25pm On Jun 20, 2023
LibertyRep:
If any, the North Central should be one complaining.
And to think about it, the NC is far bigger than the entire SE
Politics › Re: Profile Of Nuhu Ribadu, National Security Adviser by Onucs(m): 6:28am On Jun 20, 2023
KingAzubuike:
Lol tumlubu is so clueless. Appointing someone with zero security background as NSA is a massive joke.
The ones with security background they have been appointing over the years, what have they done to curb insecurities?

Or are you just anoda bereaved obidient that doesn't know when to let go grin
Music/Radio › Re: Burna Boy Is Over Hyped by Onucs(m): 12:23pm On Jun 19, 2023
I don't know about Rema but I don't think Burna is overhyped. Personally, he is the best musical artist in Nigeria.
Sports › Re: Dutch Striker Promes Jailed For Stabbing Cousin by Onucs(m): 12:21pm On Jun 19, 2023
Wahala
Politics › Re: Is Asari Dokubo Aggrieved And Want Tompolo’s Contract? by Onucs(m): 1:27pm On Jun 18, 2023
Vokallond1:
According to the Nairaland Classification model i built, this news is placed in the correct category which is POLITICS. I will open a thread describing step-by-step method i used to build this model, stay tuned
Which classification algorithm did you use and how did you compile the dataset🌚🌚
Food › Re: Guinness World Records: Treasure Eleojo Abraham Begins ‘Home’ Cook-A-Thon by Onucs(m): 9:04am On Jun 17, 2023
Coolsat:
Nigerians will not rest over these things until they are banned.
Naija too get cruise
😀😀😀😀😀
Crime › Re: Woman Rapes Her Daughter’s Boyfriend 300 Times(photos) by Onucs(m): 7:54am On Jun 17, 2023
NOC1:
300 what, how is it possible?
First few times are rape the rest are with consent

It is not possible to be a day or week occurrence
16 years with consent?

U think say na Nigeria Dem dey?

But, how men dey take dey traumatized from rape sef grin grin
Romance › Re: Rivers Man Dies After Sex Romp, Lover Flees by Onucs(m): 8:54pm On Jun 16, 2023
Otubong may have died but his manhood lives on.

goodbye great force. Adieu
Health › Re: Lightning Strike Kills Referee During Football Match In Niger State (Photos) by Onucs(m): 8:59pm On Jun 15, 2023
RIP
Properties › Re: I Need Advice Please Renting Out My House by Onucs(m): 1:27pm On Jun 15, 2023
Wahala shocked
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Tinubu Projects 500,000 Jobs With Data Protection Law by Onucs(m): 8:26am On Jun 15, 2023
Asswipemod:
Now I know that being able to post stuff on Nairaland doesn't mean you're educated. Just look at this funk I'm quoting, for example.
He is obidient. His wounds are still fresh!
Sports › Re: Thunder Strike Kills Referee During Friendly Match In Niger by Onucs(m): 5:54pm On Jun 14, 2023
Nawaooo

Naija and bad news
Crime › Re: Gang Kidnapped Bauchi Varsity Student Over $3,800 Yahoo Loot Sharing Formula by Onucs(m): 1:33pm On Jun 14, 2023
TechCapon:
Money that you can make comfortably monthly from the comfort of your home by learning high demand IT skills is what these idiots are doing yahoo for. I spit on their head
I wonder
TV/Movies › Re: Guinness World Record: Another Nigeria Set To Set A Make A New Record by Onucs(m): 7:54am On Jun 14, 2023
DellaGold:
Awesome. This is great and we anticipate
Nawaooo

E be like me na Eat-a-ton I go do oo

200 hours Eat-a-ton non stop😁😁
Whether I win or no win I go still satisfy😜

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