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Crime › Re: Bandits Kill 5, Kidnap 15 In Iburu, Kaduna State by Onucs(m): 7:00pm On Jul 08, 2022
Hmmm..

Bunch of confused generation.

Stuffs like this makes me wanna become a judge so bad, cos criminals like this go here am.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It True That Dead Bodies Wake Up At Night In Mortuary? by Onucs(m): 6:33pm On Jul 04, 2022
godofuck231:
a friend of mine who schooled in the US returned to Nigeria. For her horsemanship, as a mortician, she always badged into the morgue and the elderly men did warn repeatedly that she's being wreckless and she said same , due to her American and scientist belief thats they were medically dead and certified , it wasn't possible for corpses to come to life, she one day by 6:45pm she cleaned and prepared to leave for home when she realized she forgot something inside the morgue,
She went back in , and picked up the item only for the morgue door which was damaged and could not be locked in anyway closed itself behind her and refused opening , after some seconds to struggling with the door she panics and starts banging hard calling for help as all other attendants had left, she realised movements in the dark , turned to around to see a huge man with a spear wearing a tiv war wrapper , facing 6 walking corpses, in a way backing her and he told her in tiv language "run"

That was when the oldest man in the morgue opened the door , her grand father asked her about the details when she narrated the story to her family, and he asked her if she saw his feet and both of them responded "6 TOES"

thats was their family guiedian spirit
It is only in Africa that somebody will die only for his corpse to start moving about in the morgue. A corpse is a carcass that is only being preserved with formaline to prevent decomposing. If not for formaline, they won't even have legs anymore after a few weeks. Believe anything you want but scientifically, psychologically and even religious wise, a corpse cannot get up and chase a mortician, cos it's already dead.

That mortician is either lying or the scenery was faked to deceive her.
Aren't there morges in the US where she came from? How many times have dead bodies attack people there?

This is why we don't progress in this Africa. We are too outdated. Gosh!!


What Nollywood cannot do does not exist.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Fell In Love With Someone But You Know It Won't Work by Onucs(m): 5:10pm On Jul 03, 2022
Yeah, ma cousin cool
Politics › Re: Beware of the moniker !!!!. he is a scam artist! by Onucs(m): 6:35pm On Jun 21, 2022
On a quest to manufacture 1000 tonnes of lies. Prepare your self
Education › Re: ASUU Strike: Minister Announce ASUU New Resumption Date. by Onucs(m): 6:10pm On Jun 21, 2022
One doesn't even know which news is concrete anymore.

If e happen, we go see am ahbeg undecided
Crime › Re: Female Robbers Force Male Victims To Have Sex With Her by Onucs(m): 7:05am On Jun 19, 2022
They complained? grin
Education › Re: See What A Female Student Slipped Into My Palm During Class Lesson. Photo attac. by Onucs(m): 9:25am On Jun 18, 2022
Politics is way beyond social media rantings bro.
I myself advocate for this guy but tbh if he is gonna win, then he's got to work harder than the other contestants
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL: Man Utd Stars Snub Ronaldo As Player Of The Year by Onucs(m): 6:07pm On Jun 03, 2022
No matter what you do, never go back to your ex grin
Politics › Re: SUSPICION: Deborah Samuel Quickly Changed To Deborah Yakubu. State Of Origine ? by Onucs(m): 12:12pm On May 13, 2022
This is cold blood murder in broad day light.

What will Nigerians do?
They will go online, make noise and after few days, everybody goes back to their normal business awaiting a new scandal.

Nigeria deserves it's leaders oloun.
Education › Re: ASUU Bows To Pressure, Considers Suspending Strike by Onucs(m): 12:08pm On May 13, 2022
FG and ASUU palava soon, no go be for me again
Crime › Re: Remains Of Martyred Female Student In Sokoto Spark Outrage Online (photo) by Onucs(m): 12:02pm On May 13, 2022
A 21st century country where people are still fighting for God, is that one still a country?

I weep for the future of this country
Politics › Re: More Christians Will Be Executed For Insulting Prophet Muhammad- Tambuwal Aide by Onucs(m): 12:00pm On May 13, 2022
Kai embarassed

Look at what somebody who is in government is uttering as if there is no rule of law in this country.

I feel like trekking to London right now
Education › Re: ASUU To Suspend Strike For Students To Resume On Monday by Onucs(m): 11:55am On May 13, 2022
Really?
Health › Re: Lady Who Transitioned To Male Is Now De-transitioning To Female, Regrets Action by Onucs(m): 8:18pm On May 11, 2022
Pathetic undecided
Sports › Re: FIFA Gives NFF 45-Day Ultimatum To Pay Rohr $378,000 Over Sacking by Onucs(m): 10:47pm On May 09, 2022
Contract is contract. Please pay up
Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing: Broke Men Have No Right To Chat Me by Onucs(m): 10:42pm On May 06, 2022
Look at someone whose greatest asset is that disgusting shit tank


Olosho
Foreign Affairs › Re: "You Are A War Criminal" - Biden To Putin by Onucs(m): 11:45pm On Mar 16, 2022
uunwanaobong3:
For us to understand why the war prolonged and didn't end in the first 74 hours proposed by the western intelligence, we need to look at these few points;

1) Putin declare a "special military operation " and NOT WAR in Ukraine.. there Russian parliament passes a resolution for international special mission and not a war act, therefore the scope of operations and engagement is limited (believe me Russia has not even broke their military Depot).

2) the western countries were expecting Russia to flattened Ukraine with state of the art explosion and maybe tactical small nuclear weapons... But Russia so far has been strategic in their target, targeting military installations and residential buildings used by Ukrainian army as cover up.

3) Ukrainian army are resolute in their resistance, they also share the same military training as Russians as they were former part of Soviet Union military set, so they understand Russia military drills and the west are also feeding them with valuable Intel's.

4) the weapons used by Ukrainian to resist Russia are sourced from all over the world, therefore giving them undue advantage weapon wise.

5) Russia and Ukraine are the same blood brothers, there are some brutal things that Russia would have done, but they can't do it because they share the same blood ancestry with Ukraine... I will call this fight a brotherly fight. Honestly Russia is using less military engagement in Ukraine, and trying to see weather zelenskyy will get sense and agree to their demand, there is nothing stopping Russia from bombarding and flattening Ukraine, but they out of love don't want to do it.

Finally, Russia is using this war to negotiate and not necessarily to destroy Ukraine as the western media portrayed........ No body understand the mind of Putin because he doesn't talk much, Putin is a great listener, that is why he understands the minds of Western leaders because they all talk too much, he understands the importance of timing, the role of war and peace..... This war is not by accident, Putin has planned it for a very long time with plan A, B, C, D etc, he has possibly plan for a nuclear escalation invade NATO want to act foolish.
U have said it all

The west and their media always use this same strategy to bring down reputable leaders around the world like the case of Libya and Gadafi after crushing their image and labeling them terrorists. None of those countries that they have stepped their filthy toes into is thriving today cos they always leave a foot print of destruction in it's wake.

Well this time, I can say they have met more than their match. I am very sure their primary aim was to use this Ukraine, NATO alliance to get to Putin and Rusia but needless to say the Russians were smarter than they hoped.

Zelensky is just a puppet that knows nothing about mainstream politics else he should have been able to understand before now that NATO or America would never stand in war with him vs Rusia. I wonder why people think he is a hero (oh western media �)

Only he (Zelensky) can put an end to this madness and he had better do that already.

#IHopeTheWarStopNow
Crime › Re: Jungle Justice In Ughelli; Two Suspected Robbers Burnt To Death (Pictures) by Onucs(m): 9:00am On Mar 10, 2022
gulfer:
Oga, you have to take one of the two abeg angry angry angry angry
Crime is wrong but that doesn't make jungle justice right.

What am I even saying, what do you expect from a country that is typically a jungle.

What kinda government allows civilians to take the law into their hands to the point of taking the life of an unconvicted suspect?

It is a government that doesn't care about its citizenry, or it's laws but rather focus on filling the pockets of the elites and loyalist while the poor roam about the street killing each other.

#SayNoToJungleJustice
#SayNoToBadGovernance
Programming › Re: What's The Best Laptop For Coding by Onucs(m): 8:38pm On Mar 08, 2022
dauddy97:
If you are for speed and durability, then go with this my own spec

16gb ram,
Core i5
4gb dedicated,
1tb HDD,
250 SSD,
2.5/2.5 GHz,
Standard keyboard light.

Last year, na 270k I buy the fairly used one. Up till now, it's a wao. If fact, na machine.
It's DELL Inspiron laptop precisely.
Battery life:
Heavy usage 3 to 4 hours like connected to internet and making live Tutorials.

Not heavy usage like reading or coding 8 good hours.
Dash me nah
Education › Re: UNIJOS Student Commits Suicide Over ASUU Strike by Onucs(m): 7:21pm On Mar 08, 2022
ASUU Strike ke?
The should better investigate that guys death jhor
Crime › Re: Cop Abba Kyari And Kidnapper Evans Should Be Put In Kirikiri Together by Onucs(m): 8:04pm On Feb 15, 2022
Op no get joy grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Reno Omokri Mocked For Claiming Osinbajo Campaigners Behind Video Leak by Onucs(m): 8:02pm On Feb 15, 2022
Election is coming, you will start hearing so many wigidi wagidi stuff on the internet but the bottom line is, the elites already know who will be the next president.

Wahala for person wey dey carry politics matter for head.

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Crime › Re: Guys Be careful, Ladies Also Use Their Boyfriends For Rituals !!! (GRAPHIC) by Onucs(m): 12:12pm On Feb 15, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
Pls if you need video or visual proof to this thread, just quote me... i didn't post them here cos its absolutely disgusting
I need the full video
Politics › Re: Names Of Police Officers Arrested Alongside Abba Kyari by Onucs(m): 7:25pm On Feb 14, 2022
As if they will not release them to go scot-free in few days.

It's the helpless Nigerians that think they have a government that I pity for.
Romance › Re: What Do You Guys Talk About? by Onucs(m): 7:22pm On Feb 14, 2022
1hr grin

People are really wasting precious time undecided
Business › Re: To 7 Best Ways To Earn PASSIVE INCOME With Cryptocurrency. by Onucs(m): 7:19pm On Feb 14, 2022
Awesome

My Benz go surely land this year grin
Romance › Re: Valentines Day Movies: 17 Best Romantic Movies For valentines by Onucs(m): 7:17pm On Feb 14, 2022
Which of this movies go get her in d mood, na dat one I wan play

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