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does he want to date himher?

e be like say, Kano go go champions league oo

but na which cure kano de use na?

him get luck say him failed sef

las las him for just go spend all his savings in school and will still not graduate

Humanoid01:
I'm not against it but honestly, this is really weird.

Hyper weird man. who does that

he is just predicting. it's not a prophesy

this happened to my friend.

In 300L, we were attending a lecture and it got to question & answer time. The lecturer asked for who can solve a particular question on the board. myself and my crew though brilliant, the question got us confused. There is this Comrade mate of mine who lives for moments like these (the sabi sabi type). As usual, he threw his hand up and was asked to come solve it on the board. He walked up to the Board with so much enthusiasm feeling like a professor. it was when he got to the board that he realized that the problem was bigger than his intellectual scope. the whole class let out a thunderous laughter as he fumbled. the nigga was so embarrassed. The whole class became awfully quiet at the lecturer's directive when he told the comrade to give the marker to anyone of his choice to come and solve the problem. Shockingly the guy walked to the back end of the class where we (myself and two of my friends) were seated and handed the marker to my scholar friend with the whole class staring. my guy was so shocked. he knew he was also going to fumble should he attempt to go and solve the problem. Before i could say jack robinson, he threw the marker in my hands with a defensive look on his face, one would think his thought was "why are you all staring? i can't solve it and so?". to cut the whole story short, i got to the board and solve it correctly.

TissuePaper:
Well as an upcoming artiste I registered to perform at my University carnival. I was a very shy introvert so I decided to take some substances so as to gain confidence to perform in front of the crowd. Voila my time came and I was called on stage. What really happened I still can't remember all I know was that I started seeing stones, corn Hobbs(shuku agbado), bottle being thrown at me. The M.C just came to put his arm around me and walked me off the stage politely. How I didn't commit suicide that day I don't know. The most painful part was a girl that I was about to knack that was there. The girl said she saw someone that looks like me on stage. Me wey I be ode instead of me to deny I said yes na so she block me ooo. My only chance of getting laid at the University. 3 years after University at 25 am still a virgin na wa oo.

Eyaa! anyways "once bitten twice shy".

Hope that made u improve on your confidence sha

is dangote paying his tithe to you then?

i think pastors and priest should start asking this question "for how long do you guys want to stay married"

How about the children's mother

That dude been try sha..

Ibukun teje

after stealing our resources to develop their lands, this is what we get..

Freedom indeed..

Las las this woman don serve her jail term finish

Chinsos.. see what corona have now caused

colleges or isolation centres

I am beginning to disbelieve this guyz.. alot of fake findings out there

This is what poor parenting can cause.

Maybe they overdosed or something

Na Benue own dey tire me sef..

cococandy:
All these withdrawal method guys.
Una never see anything.

Eyaa.. the nigga is not agreeing to pour. Some of us are like that

I really like this girl sha..

RIP daddy destiny

OP, do you eat human meat?.. yuck

you are just a fvck boy.. and it is not a bad thing

ZINIBANKS:
That's why you will hardly see white poor man or woman they think of how to Make money
All we know and think of here is just sex

You that is not thinking of sex, where is your range rover?

Some peoples own is to stay idle and wait to be the first to comment "igbo amaka" or "yoruba amaka" (whatever it means) when their mates achieve success. is sense really this difficult to get?

Chai bruv.. am 100% sure they have use your pant

OMG.. Naija no go ever better again because tru tru dem don use Nigeria pant.

In America, only a black kid can be killed in this manner and it is called racism. But what do we call it here?

wicked pohon

Depend on Nigeria and die disgracefully..

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