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cococandy:
All these withdrawal method guys.
Una never see anything.

Eyaa.. the nigga is not agreeing to pour. Some of us are like that

I really like this girl sha..

RIP daddy destiny

OP, do you eat human meat?.. yuck

you are just a fvck boy.. and it is not a bad thing

ZINIBANKS:
That's why you will hardly see white poor man or woman they think of how to Make money
All we know and think of here is just sex

You that is not thinking of sex, where is your range rover?

Some peoples own is to stay idle and wait to be the first to comment "igbo amaka" or "yoruba amaka" (whatever it means) when their mates achieve success. is sense really this difficult to get?

Chai bruv.. am 100% sure they have use your pant

OMG.. Naija no go ever better again because tru tru dem don use Nigeria pant.

In America, only a black kid can be killed in this manner and it is called racism. But what do we call it here?

wicked pohon

Depend on Nigeria and die disgracefully..

become an entrepreneur today

Why are they still letting him wear face mask.. remove the face mask let him catch corona and die jor.. Olori buruku

this is the messi i know

so Nairalanders can actually focus and help some with his problems like this without much savage replies.

I must say that i am impressed.

op, you are in good hands.

a government in Nigeria is happily realizing money from citizens at this crucial time when other countries government are giving palliatives to its citizens.

Nigeria I hail oo

Good one.. it looks like a death trap after all

i am quite sure this is an effect of ogogoro

CodeTemplar:
Boko Haramic government we have never liked the idea of four walls of a school with books and student within .

Sometimes, it baffles me the way some people think. this is only a measure to curb the spread of the pandemic and i think it is a good one.

And for your information, the members of your so called Boko Haramic government have children that are graduates of the western education. DAMN IT

Great News..

To the doctors: more grease to your elbow

aro1:
I would believe them, when they go to any isolation center in lagos and heal coronavirus patients.. And the healings should be broadcast LIVE on TVC, channels and AIT..

LOL.. as usual. but the only problem is how will they get a camera man

What do you expect? if they don't donate to the FG in guise of curbing corona virus, then how will they gain favours in the eyes of FG.

I hail the IGBO philanthropists jor.. at least they really have the interest of the people at heart.

Jack Sparrow in pirates of the caribeans
craig horner as richard in legend of the seeker
Rick in walking dead
Taraji in proud mary
etc

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

LOL.. Mad oo

The issue of the almajiris is not about culture but rather poverty. If not, why are the children of Buhari and other wealthy hausas not on the streets?

This people in the guise of Religion (Islam to be precise) take wives and bear children that they cannot cater for. if it is a boy, at a tender age, they will send him out of the house to become an almajiri all in the name of culture. But if it is girl then they marry her off at the age of 13(in most cases).

I think it is high time the sharia court re-visit this islamic doctrine that say a man can marry of to four wives because that is certainly not for just any kind of man.

Na wa oo... is that how they use to do?

I think the real title should have been: Remdesivir testing begins in Nigeria ON HUMANS

Lesson: do not use your phone while it is still charging..

RIP to the unfortunate victim

Nothing hurts like being played. Because that is exactly what the dude is feeling right now. I mean if you guys are as closed as you have said then the dude(joe) ought to have known about your so called bf earlier. not until he asked you out.

Honest people don't don't like being played.

Toh.. what do we should?

Toh.. what do will should?

That's absurd

this another case of a sugar daddy..

but wait a minute, how did you get your hand on his birth certificate?