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HCH3COO:
Poision!!
If you turn out to be my wife I can handle it

Yeah uhmm, i don't think you could handle me. i mean just imagine how i am now. then me when im all emotional when im pregnant.

Acid water, i can't wait until you get married and your wife gets pregnant. If you feel you can't deal with women emotions now, just wait until you deal with the emotions of a woman expecting.

HCH3COO:
That's one reason women are not breadwinners in the family.  When she decides to spend erratically she forgets about the children, the house and the bills.

What about men who go and buy useless cars that they drive once?

HCH3COO:
Real women and fake women are emotionally unpredictable.

What is your jive with women being emotional?? you want her to have a heart of stone? What do you think your wife will act like when she is pregnant? her hormones will be racing and raging.

HCH3COO:
She doesn't bring home the cash . That's the difference. She spends it before getting home then expects me to give her more.

Do you plan on marring Paris Hilton or a REAL woman? not a child but a REAL woman.

HCH3COO:
No, she works too if she wants.

So if she is bringing home the cash too, doesn't she have the choice to what she wants to look like?? But i must ask you should you love your wife no matter how she looks??

HCH3COO:
bring home the cash

You are going to marry house wife??

HCH3COO:
Being feminine is perfectly fine.  Just make sure you keep that body synchronized with all the money I'm giving you.

what about you?? you speak of the woman staying shape, what is your lazy behind going to do??

Oka i have to ask this. What do you so called men want from us women?? I mean im hearing thing from stay a size 8 to satisfy my every need. It is so ridiculous how you expect a lady that you married a size 5 to stay a size 5 after she your 4 kids and raises them and of course the biggest kid in the house hold, you.

HCH3COO:
You should be glad you are being chased.  Painting your fingernails, wearing all that make up, spending all your paycheck on that gucci purse, forcing yourself into that undersized top with your protruding belly hanging out, only to have to go back home with no gains for the day, will make you a desperate loony.

So you rather have a woman who could care less of her looks.
Only goes shopping for groceries
Never paints her nails
Covers herself from head to toe in sweats

HCH3COO:
Working hard for numerous to pay for your shopping while you sit at home getting fat
The sharp sting of your verbal abuse
Trauma from your emotional imbalance . . . and so on

1. Oka what women are you talking about?? Oh i know, the likes of Kim Kardashigan.

2. Verbal abuse?? Oh come on now. please elaborate on what you see as verbal abuse.

3. Emotional imbalance? how are women emotional imbalance, moody maybe, but emotional imbalanced??

AEjiro:
I wouldnt ve been that difficult its jus like taking a big dump

shylladear:
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do you think he can stand it
no i don't think so

They would start speaking old dead languages.

HCH3COO:
Labour room comes after paradise. the gods' way of making sure you feel the pain you put us through.

Pain eh?? what pain will that be again?

Hannibal:
I agree with u. . . . . .from one church to one witchdoctor. . .
They all love going to the labour room and those screams n pains are temporary.
Once they leave the labour room, they are itching to shag their hubbies again.

I wish you had the opportunity to have labour. see you change.

DeepZone:
which paradise? labour room?

OKA!!! you have done it. You have killed me!!!

AEjiro:
It is because of women like u, we thank God he didnt give all the good once to our fathers

Oka now im one of the bad ones? oka i see.

ibkaye:
I was wondering, all these girls who want candles, romantic dinner, soft music and whatnot, how's about you do it for your man once in a while instead of expecting it from him all the time?

Of course i would. I would do it willingly. I mean i would gladly cook dinner, massage your back, get glammed up, do whatever and then some.

DeepZone:
Lmao; who says I do nothing? I fix my nails to look good for you, you take me to social functions like a trophy and i take your pounding every other week in bed. what? Do y'all think we are shock absorbers?

Oh gawd!!! you just made choke my drink

HCH3COO:
It's not an excuse when my wife is the one forcing me out to do the dirty deed.

Forcing you eh?? thank goodness im an athlete. i would hate to see what the likes of you would do if i didn't work out. And sometimes a woman can't help the fact she gained weight. If you married a chic who is a size 5 do you expect her to stay that way after 4 kids??

AEjiro:
WORD!!!

oh quiet you. are you acid water new shadow??

HCH3COO:
Then let me know you o . . .what will you do  

Do both simultaneously whle you do nothing?
you lay there like a dried, shriveled vegetable waiting to be consumed.

1. you don't need to know
2. so since you have a problem with it, what do you suggest mr. man??

ibkaye:
ahhh, all these roses, scented candles, slow music etc, doesn't it get corny sometimes? or is it just me?  

Hmmm, depends on the day and how much.

HCH3COO:
you don't know.  95% of women are braindead when it comes to romance.  They believe romance is all about the man giving while the woman is there to receive.  Bullshit I say.

You obviously don't know me very well.

HCH3COO:
Vows should not stop a woman from maintaining succulent posture.  Marriage is no excuse to blow up like a shapeless fat doll.  A woman who pushes his husband out of his home by turning worwor hath committed adultery by scaring him away.

So that is your excuse for having an affair?? you insensitive man. that is by far the most evil and insulting thing you could have said.

HCH3COO:
Then explain to us what you have done to set the romantic mood, besides just laying face down on the bed waiting to receive it    Is it not unrealistic to expect the man to do all of that work and then some?

Are you really asking muah, aka aphrodite, what i would tisk tisk tisk. Well acid water, let's say i came home to see my husband light candles, make dinner, and shower our bedroom with flowers. Well of course i would be estatic. Then of course we will have dinner and enjoy eachothers company. Well then seeing how much effort he put in lavishing the night for me, i would take it in to stride. I would return the favor. how you might ask, well that is for me to know.

ibkaye:
ahh, i thought you meant, romatic dinner, scented candles etc, roses, slow music, etc etc all the time

I meant on like days in which i had a bad day or just whenever. But as long as there is some effort put in there, then i can deal. I mean if it is just the bed portion, then i will eventually get bored.

HCH3COO:
Thanks man.  Obviously onyinye aka aphrodite here is too concerned about herself to think of even satisfying her man.

I came home from work to prepare a night of romance but you spoiled it with bad attitude.

Im not concerned all on myself. I do care about him too. Of course i would satisfy my man, it is part of my job as his wife. But it is his job too. Me, bad attitude?? never.

ibkaye:
of course not jare, what about kisses and cuddles, pre-intimacy too

That is what i mean about "something". just put some effort into it.

AEjiro:
I don't unda stand, u mean your man didnt go to work too and doesnt ve expectations

Of course there will be days in which he will come home from work after a long's days work and he will have expectations which im willing to fulfill. But a relationship is give and take. I can't be doing all the giving and him getting all the taking.

ibkaye:
loool just because i don't currently do these things doesn't mean that i am totally oblivious  

Truly Hilarious!!!

ibkaye:
ok o, just don't expect it all the time

Not all the time but something more then being thrown on the freaking bed and his body on top of mines.

LASIEFAIRE:
Too much Yankee movie

you are dismissed.

ibkaye:
hahahaha, i don't him doing that jare, as long as the sexual deed will be done

I mean im just saying that if i come home from a long day's work, yeah there is going to be some expectations i will be seeking.

HCH3COO:
But that does not include padlocking your temper to satisfy your man, abi?

The pimps and players, the  advanced men in the beautiful art of female seduction know that women haven't the slightest clue as to what they want.

Since you are so smart, then tell me what do you think women want??

ibkaye:
I still don't think it is always necessary, you are being too romantic, sometimes yes, but all the time, naah, as in of course I will appreciate it whenever it happens but i won't really be phased if it doesn't I don't need all those gestures to be 'satisfied', sure I will appreciate it but it isn't a definite must that it happens all the time

Im not saying all the time but got dang it, dont just throw me on the bed and take my clothes off. You can still do does little romantic things.