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proo212:
And what is my type young woman?

You should know. You are living it.

Hannibal:
If u stay tuned to your TV next week, u might catch her on MTV's "my super sweet 16".

Yes you will.
And you would be my PA.
Wear that black suit with the dog chain oka Hanni
Don't forget to bring your dog chain, wouldn't want you running loose.

doyin13:
I hope its only size that your brain shares with Texas. I pray its also not as arid.

Watch it mister. Don't Mess With Texas.

Hannibal:
@ Onyinye2,

Get behind me. . . . .
One thang is sure though, u would be suffering from the symptoms of Drapetomania by the time i through with ya.

Oh im loving the threats. . .
They are quite entertaining
Don't start what you can't finish
By the time im through with you, you will begging for me to give a cup of JIMSONWEED.

proo212:
So because I refuse to take the crap some women dish out I am now a hound dog? I don't know how you came to that conclusion, but all that tells me is that you're young but you'll learn

It was just a question. I have seen your type before.

Hannibal:
Your attempt to be a shrink is appaling. . . .
Computer nerd?? Nope . . . .Loud mouth?? Nope . . .Lil Brain?? Of course not!!!
Ma brain power is the size of texas. . . . The greatest discovery since 'opethicus afarensis.

Your attempt to be a big shot is pitiful. . .
Step your game up because it is quickly falling.
Just more BS you spittin
Don't even mention Texas, please stick with your beloved Queen of Ego England.

Mama MIA was the corniest movie known to man.

All that singing and running around gave me a headache.

The story line was predictable.

I just sat there will my friends were singing those lame songs.

Hannibal:
Just had to tell the yankee lass to slow down. . . .

Whatever!!!

Yeah don't call me a yankee, _osuofia You come around here spittin all this jive, showing freakin macho you is. All bunch of BS to me. Probably one of those computer nerds who just talk big game, with a little brain.

So proo212, now that you are no longer this so called "Jew man" so what are you know? a hound dog?

Hannibal:
Ask Doyin13!!!!
I have broken his limbs many times we have clashed on the streets of London.

Ahh im so scared now. The big bad Hannibal just showed us how strong he is. All more BS to add to your phoniness.

doyin13:
Onyinye, with all this tough talk,
you dey really shake my liver oo

Be blessed i don't shake your spinal cord.

Hannibal:
You are trying so hard to help your alter-ego.
If i hadn't seen your pic before. . . .I would be here thinking u are one 6ft 4 inches, muscular, heavily-built lass.
But from what i saw, even a spider would make u fidget so quit the macho talks.

Read the poster's intro very well. . . . . .We are talking about men who tags along from 6 months to forever. . . . .

Hmmm, alter ego. . .  now that is something funny.

You are the very very very very last person who should mention talk macho.

All this jive you spit is as phony as your Slim Shady.

ibkaye:
Friend zone first of all, then we move move move

Nwam

Hannibal:
So 2 months is enough for u to study a bloke?? Onyinye. . . . .How old are u??
If your long screening method was effective. . . . .Why did your last boy/f dump ya ass??

Most guys are easy to decode.

See his habits, those little things he does that he thinks i don't notice.

Why get into a relationship that goes no where? with someone you have nothing in common with?

There is nothing wrong in being in the friend zone.'

What you two guys are wanting is "friends with benefits".

All this jive you guys are spitting is utter rubbish.

No one talks about their period or yada yada.

Let me ask you how old you are?

Hannibal:
2 months in the "cooling period"??
No wonder u act weird on Nairaland.

Oh shaarup!!_osuofia. who wants to get in a worthless relationship? I rather see what i'm getting in for.

stillwater:
Size 20 to be exact, thank you
None of the above. It can be done by calling in some able bodied thugs.

Forget the thugs. Give him a little FIRE'S TOUCH and watch him suffer. Trust me it is WAY more fulfilling.

Oka cool because those stats seemed a little outdated.

Personally I tend to stay in the friend zone for a while.

Because i like to look before i leap.

I want to know that i can find myself in a reasonable relationship you.

And i don't like to rush into things.

I usually keep a guy in the friend zone for like 2 months before i make up my mind.

@girl22
where did you get your stats from?

doyin13:
Just piss inside his drink jo

I used to do that to seniors in secondary school who pissed me off

Idiots used to askk for more.

Why do that? When i could have a little fun?

Hannibal:
I am marrying me a feminist!!!

Oh when a guy has a big ego about himself, he is just being a "man". But when a women shows a little pride, she is a feminist. Go and marry you a black version of Paris Hilton because i would egokill you.

Hannibal:
I am ready for the challenge.

Just hope you marry a doh doh head as a wife. Because i would just give you a cup of SANDMAN'S ALE as a drink. You would never see it coming.

Hannibal:
So u haven't seen your comrades talking about Sarin, Ammonia and Rat Poison??
And if u are talking of oblivion then u are joking. . . . . .I don't let me guard down.

This just for your future reference.

This is not like rat poison or ammonia.

One sip:

You are under a drug induced amnesia.(so many possibilities)

Two sips:

Nighty night lover boy.

It is as detectable as an atom.

I would be careful on how you treat women if I were you Hannibal.

You might just find that one chic who aint gonna take all this fake macho crap you be spittin as a joke and do something punishable.

Hannibal:
I don't need to hope and pray. . . . . .Ma missus won't be a murderer like most of y'all.

Who said anything about murder? You obviously don't know what SYRUP OF OBLIVION is. Just hope you never find out.

Hannibal, hope and pray that you don't marry a woman who would give you SYRUP OF OBLIVION as cough syrup when you are sick.

KarmaMod:
all of that is a waste of time and easy to detect

Just inject him with an air bubble and he'll end up with a heartattack  

so simple.

or you can go the sloppy way and shoot him. you can always claim self defense  

Oh me likey this idea Karma.

But i would use something a little more sneaky

Just slip a little, TASTE OF BRIMSTONE, in his food

Then, BAM!, nighty night my love.

It is hard to detect because it is clear

And a foreign poison.

stillwater:
Maybe if you had estrogens, you would understand.

LMAO!

JeSoul:
Hmm . . . okay. Maybe I'll check it out if they show on TV sometime. It's just that me I don't dig sexually explicit movies, they're a huge turn off.

Well some of these movies can be kinda funny like Knocked Up. Although it is was really dirty, i thought it was pretty funny.

what power? and do you believe in this god?

Hannibal:
You didn't have to change "men" to "boys" to power home your argument.
Whether MEN are boys or tots, u need them for procreation if not for anything else.
If u are sick and tired of MEN. . . . .Gorillas are yet to be extinct.
REAL MEN don't allow their hormones to control their logics?? Maybe those REAL MEN are yet to be caught.
Martin Luther King had a fling by the side. . . . . By your judgement, he is not a REAL MAN.

This is what im saying. For you to say that when i guy cheats, it is for adventure, shows a sign of weakness and heartlessness. If you want to adventure, Go. Leave. Bye Bye. no need staying in the relationship.

proo212:
@Prove that men cheat more than women. Give me absolute concrete proof and I'll drop it,

If you've been there done that, then nothing shakes you anymore. As a guy I want to sample as many as I can. Sometimes you're of the mindset, been there done that at times someone comes along and you just have to talk to her. If you've been there done that, it makes it easier to settle down. A lot of people both male and female who are unfaithful didn't sow their wild oats.

You can't treat a relationship like a supermarket where you shop around to see if the product you got is better than what is out there.

Hannibal:
So what controls your logic??
Use will-power to fight off your menstrual flow and ovulation then if logic is the key!!!
We are talking about the make up of a man. . . . You are talking logic!!!
MEN will always be boys. . . . .Bill Clinton has never stolen a penny in his life and yet he had MouthAction in the oval office.
Is he illogical??

Thank you so much Hannibal for pointing that out. I forget with men there is no logic involved. Just his anatomy and his hormones. You are right men will be boys. Because REAL MEN don't allow their hormones to control their logic. REAL MEN think with their head on there necks, and not the one below the belt.

proo212:
Just like we cannot understand why you guys can be emotional one minute and be fine the next minute. I would never excuse cheating because it is wrong but why don't you get a dose of testosterone to know what it feels like.

Some men are weak and some men are strong just like some women are weak and some are strong. In this day and age, both sexes cheat as much as the other. I even think woman have it covered because they hold the power to the box. Go to ivillage and there's a section for "my affair" with fellow women supporting each other for cheating.

Blah Blah Blah. more talk from Naija BOYS. First off the whole emotional thing is taboo. Second of all testosterone ke? nothing. Third of all men cheat more than women.

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=158862.msg2642751#msg2642751 date=1218486942]by whose definition?[/quote]society.

sistawoman:

Are men really this weak?

And you are suposed to be the head of the household?  I don't know I thought they called us emotional and uncontrolable.

Yes men are very weak. If they were strong, when they get bored in a relationship they would leave, but no they rather cheat for "adventure"
As for the head of household. . . depends what head you are talking about.

What it is true. All the husband does is stand there and do nothing or won't his mouth up, constantly talking. While the wife is on the bed screaming he lungs out.