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Oahray: God is everlasting. You cannot possibly grasp it. Sue me.At last you are thinking. Now we have reached an impasse. I think energy is eternal, you think God is eternal. If energy come from God, then energy is conscious because God is conscious. But in nature, we can't confirm the consciousness of energy. Nature disproves God. |
vislabraye: You're conscious when speaking in tongues. But you don't have any idea of what you're saying or going to say next.Yea because you just ran mad |
Oahray: Now you are finally thinking!Your sentence kills you. Energy cannot be created or destroyed, God is everlasting, Nothing comes from nothing. God is something, just where does he come from. Who made God and who made he who made God and that continues forever except you put God out of your head |
OK, let me settle this. Your conscience is the Holy Spirit. You worship yourselves. Simple as that |
Oahray: The burden of proof lies with he who asserts. You said "in this universe, something can come out of nothing".Oh, pls answer, if nothing comes from nothing, where does God come from? |
Yooguyz: THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATA! Before i go into details i wana be sure you are not trying to SCORN the holy ghost..prove to me that you are serious by responding to the word of knowledge..so are we together? Yes or no?I dont know what you mean by scorn. I must tell you that i dont respect spirits since i dont believe in them, but i promise not to "SCORN" him or her ![]() |
Oahray: lol. This long post with little meaningful info. You believe everything science tells you, ryt? See who isnt gullible.If nothing comes from nothing, where does God come from? |
Yea, you can consciously speak in tongues, just like you can consciously be insane without knowing |
[quote author=Atheist:-D]Sounds familiar... hmmmmm......[/quote]Yea, the Flying Spagetti is the same God you know and if the Flying Spagetti does not exist, then the "familiar" God does not exist |
The religion of the Flying Spagetti is a "free" religion. All you have to do is say Oh Flying Spagetti, ruler of heaven and earth, i worship you. Then you are saved, then instead of charge you from worshiping God through tithes and offering, we would lend you money for business |
Oahray: you obviously do... Deep down. You just do not want to admit it. At least its more reasonable than the evolution crap. I have seen people do magic... Things science cannot explain.You know i said i would avoid you but you kept on saying missing link like you know what you are talking about. I will only ask you a question. Where are the fossils of the whole world God killed in Noah's flood? Now that is God's missing link |
nakash: Not to derail the topic of allah coming to save his prophets earthly desires Allah came out and saved the prophet when he desired the wife of his adopted son. Allah revealed that one can marry the wife of his adopted son as long as the son divorces her. How does a muslim alpha male divorce his wife? By declaring 3 times the talaqa I divorce thee. Then she became lawful to the prophet to marry and co.pulate with. Classic case of allah bending to the whims of his prophet.Hey, hey, nakash, NAKASH. your religion is a killer and your God is a murderer. We dont want murderers in the house. Go join the Boko Haram and do me a favor. Blow up Abuja Central Mosque |
nakash: Not to derail the topic of allah coming to save his prophets earthly desires Allah came out and saved the prophet when he desired the wife of his adopted son. Allah revealed that one can marry the wife of his adopted son as long as the son divorces her. How does a muslim alpha male divorce his wife? By declaring 3 times the talaqa I divorce thee. Then she became lawful to the prophet to marry and co.pulate with. Classic case of allah bending to the whims of his prophet.Hey, hey, nakash, NAKASH. your religion and your God is a murderer. We dont want murderers in the house. Go join the Boko Haram and do me a favor. Blow up Abuja Central Mosque |
nakash: Not to derail the topic of allah coming to save his prophets earthly desires Allah came out and saved the prophet when he desired the wife of his adopted son. Allah revealed that one can marry the wife of his adopted son as long as the son divorces her. How does a muslim alpha male divorce his wife? By declaring 3 times the talaqa I divorce thee. Then she became lawful to the prophet to marry and co.pulate with. Classic case of allah bending to the whims of his prophet.Hey, hey, nakash. your religion and your God is a murderer. We dont want murderers in the house. Go join the Boko Haram and do me a favor. Blow up Abuja Central Mosque |
Oahray: Lol. I just made an atheist believe in Satan. Do you know he is spirit too?I'd rather believe in the devil than in your God. |
centje: a simple observation of nature will reveal to you that there are opposites of almost everything. If you believe in darkness and evil,what's blinding you from accepting the existence light and good(God).You dont understand. Naturally there is nothing like darkness except the lack of light. So normally, there is nothing like evil except the lack of God. |
Yooguyz: you need to break free from occultism! Yes i saw you invovled with occultic practices! You will may admit it! But i want you to know that the problems you facing today is because of what you dipped your hands into ( i cant go into details because we are online)Are u afraid the devil will come to you in your dreams and your God will not help you? We are online, there is freedom. |
Oahray: Make up your mind man. Are you atheist or agnostic? You seem confused.Get thee away from me, Satan. I was only trying to keep an open mind to a wise gentle soul. |
[quote author=Atheist:-D]So what is the historybof this flying spaghetti?[/quote]In the beginning the Flying Spagetti made the heavens and the earth. And the earth was void and formless, and the Spirit of the Flying Spagetti hovered the surface of the deep. Book of Flying Spagetti 1 v 1 - 2. |
[quote author=Atheist:-D]What are you talking about Zeus is the one and only god. These terms are pretty good. What about for an unbeliever?[/quote]No i disagree, The Flying Spagetti is the one and only God because the Book of Flying Spagetti says so. The Flying Spagetti is strict with unbelievers, he will send all unbelievers to hell, so why lend them money on earth? |
centje: and because of that there's no God?What is darkness except lack of light. What is evil except lack of God, or at least lack of a good God |
[quote author=Atheist:-D]Sounds interesting hmmmmmm..... So what type of interest rates are we talking about?[/quote]The Flying Spagetti says 2% per month and i can lend for a maximum period of 5 years. Manimum amount N10M. One condition though: You must be a worshiper of the Flying Spagetti, the one and only God. |
centje: We are very significant. And what we say is significant as well. Otherwise it wouldnt have hurt God when you say He doesn't exist.Baba were. Do i hurt God? what about this
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My religion forbid lending money at "too much" interest rates. Am doing business and i must make profit. Anyway my religion is that of the Flying Spagetti. |
I spoke with a Christian yesterday and won him over to the religion of Flying Spagetti. |
you know, i have an idea, sell it to the Mallams, except you will become a mallam. |
Oahray: hmmm... You not only suck at logic, but a basic understanding of the english language.When you say nature, do you mean their behavior or their chemical make up? because we only study bacteria to understand the chemical nature of cells. Obviously you dont know that. I am done talking to you. Stop seeking my attention, you are not worth it. I'd rather give it to a cockroach, its worth it a thousand times than you. |
nosa gold: Stop calling God a flying spaghetti. That's blasphemy and you're only sealing your destruction. Come to God and receive lifeI'd rather go to the Flying Spagetti and receive life. All hail the Flying Spagetti. Oh, is someone jealous? I think God is jealous
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Oahray: coming from the same person who uses a unicellular organism to define the nature of every other creature, that is funnyJESUS..... oh, did i just say jesus? that must be a mistake. So you dont know that you are made of cells. ?? You are the dullest dullard. |
The truth about religion is the The Worship of the Flying Spagetti is the only true religion.
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Oahray: lol, right! Wise choice.Sorry man but evolution is beyond your ken, it is for the wise |
Oahray: lol. Miracles are never understood.Judging from what you wrote, i know you dropped out in JSS3. |
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?? You are the dullest dullard.