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musKeeto: And you're scared a MAD man would wear them?

He's scared he could run mad.

Jesus was killed because he was too proud to call for help and say "i am wrong, i only covet power"

Worship the Spagetti and live

nosa gold: Exactly the same question I was about to ask you, but I figured since you're an atheist there's no such thing as church for you.

The bible is God's word, written by men under the inspiration of the holy spirit. No one knows how God came to exist, and it is none of our business. All we know is that He exists.

The problem of you atheists is unbelief. You know He's real but u just don't believe. You wouldn't believe unless the Holy spirit reveals it to u personally.

The problem with you is that you are too gullible. If i told you that the Flying Spagetti exist, would you believe? same as you telling me your God exist

nosa gold: Exactly the same question I was about to ask you, but I figured since you're an atheist there's no such thing as church for you.

The bible is God's word, written by men under the inspiration of the holy spirit. No one knows how God came to exist, and it is none of our business. All we know is that He exists.

The problem of you atheists is unbelief. You know He's real but u just don't believe. You wouldn't believe unless the Holy spirit reveals it to u personally.

The problem with you is that you are too gullible. If i told you that the Flying Spagetti exist, would you believe?

If a mad man wears your clothe, you will run mad. Just joking. Ask them the connection between the person wearing clothe and the clothe.

People are so silly, that is why they are religious in the first place.

[quote author=Atheist:-D]Get thee away from me atheist heathen before i am tempted to sin[/quote]You want to go to hell? better give all praise to the one and only Fly Spagetti who made all things

Oahray: lol. Dnt be scared, I dnt bite. Thinking with your head doesnt hurt either, try it.

If you back out, I'd take it as a surrendering. If evolution had surrendered at ape stage, would humans have resulted?

Oh pls, am not running, am only avoiding a fool according to solomons advice in proverbs. "You are wasting your time teaching wisdom to fools, because they will return to their follies"

There is no church except the Church of Satan to whom all praise belong

Oh please, there is everything wrong. Imagine two gullible murderers getting married, they would reproduce assassins. I.d.i.o.t.i.c murderers.

God, Pastors, Christians, Muslims - all candidates of hell.

Heatblast: Lol.. Imagine getting all our language from a failed tower. An ark that carried every specie of plant and animal. Being created from dust and claim it makes more sense to gradual evolution from ape like creatures

I'd rather be a fool of evolution than be the wise-man of the Bible. The bible is totally illogical on its own.

nosa gold: Seriously u should repeat high school if u attended at all.

Check the line after I said chimpanzees share 97 percent DNA with humans. I said humans share 99 percent Identical DNA( NOT WITH CHIMPANZEES) and the cause of our uniqueness I.e. The 1.0 percent is caused by crossing over of chromosomes in meiosis.
It shows you are ignorant because we (humans and chimpanzees) do not share DNA because of crossing over. Left to me, you would repeat SS1.

Infact I know you didn't attend high school. In case you don't know, flood is rivers rather it is the accumulated water in a place caused by building on flood plains and poor drainage system, heavy rainfall etc. Didn't u hear about the ship wreck in lekki and what it did? I'm saying a good factor that contributes to the overflow of rivers, wrecking trees in its banks and its shore is ship wrecks.

Tsunamis are "displaced" tidal waves NOT overflow of rivers caused by earthquakes and other environmental factors. Illiteracy is getting too common nowadays.

For perfect proof that God is real and so is the bible, read isaiah chapter 40, it talks about flowers, lambs, and mountains. From the lord's commandments, he says we shouldn't make any graven image. Nowadays people make graven images and worship idols. All these were written a long time ago.

Silly idiot, how can you use the Bible to prove God. Its like saying God exist because he exists. does that make sense. Any way, shouldnt you be in church rather than cursing me here. You want to go to hell?

I like both the last tow posters, you show some level of knowledge about new things. But if you want to worship electricity, heat, sound, electromagnetic force, be my guest. But energy is not God, it is not to be worshiped.

Oahray: After discovering logical reasoning isnt your forte, maybe there is something you do know afterall.

Wait, you know it would give no result on google, yet you told me too google it? *face palm*
Lmao. I take back my former statement. You actually know nothing. Posting a scientific name which brings no result on google doesnt make u a science guru. You are still a clueless follower
Calling me olodo doesnt make it so either, just as saying there is no God doesnt make it so.
I have bashed your illogical reasoning before and I don't mind doing it again.

Shall we examine the Theory of Evolution together from scratch?

I 'd rather examine evolution with a primary 1 student than with you.

Oahray: tell me about the one you have witnessed personally.

You guys keep attacking theists for believing others, so stop hiding under the canopy of the real scientists.

For every one you give me, I'd give you an example of a scientific theory which turned our false. Deal?

TYMPANOCTOMY'S BARRERAE. It is a technical name, it might not be on google yet. We have not determined a general name that olodos like you will understand yet

[quote author=Gabriel_sylar]Ur brain is in ur stomach[/quote]And your stomach is in your brain

I think you should worship the Flying Spagetti

caseless: dunce, de one u breath in is also in ur lab. What do u mean at room level? Sms at ur atheistic olodoness....

I thought you would understand i meant room temperature level. Do i have to spoon feed you everything?

Oahray: Atheists assert there is no God. Have you guys been able to prove it yet?

Why is it you believe evolution? Because many scientists believe it? No?

Have you witnessed any creature evolve before?
Is it not hearsay?
Why is it you believe scientists who tell you they know the origin of life some billions of years ago just with little pieces of bones and other fossil?
Why is it you guys think nothing of the Piltdown man scam by evolutionists in an attempt to cement their baseless theory?

If a person comes out today to say rats are generated spontaneously from garbage, wouldnt you guys call him a f.o.o.l? Yet many years ago, it was held as scientific truth.

Just like the Theory of Spontaneous Generation and other thrash once held as truth by scientists, the theory of Evolution is baseless and requires alot of gullibility and blind faith in fallible science.

Yes we have witnessed many creatures evolved before, dont just say no because you dont know.

Whenever you dont know about something, you shut up about it. We have witnessed the evonlution of TYMPACTNOCTOMY'S BARRERAE. google that, except you may not find it, because that name is a technical name for gurus, not for olodos like you

AVmonster: That is not even the main reason I doubt atheism
And of course I googled part of it..I can't just pull out numbers from my ass and expect people to believe it..
And What proof do u have that this chaotic egg just appeared from nowhere.. Plus, according to the theory,it wasn't a chaotic egg but a giant black hole that imploded on it self...The only theory that explains it well is string theory and that gives more problems.. This thread is strictly for evolution

The method of organic evolution you mentioned has serious issues as it leaves a lot to assumptions; such as the type of proteins that existed then, the environment then,etc.. I need more evidence before I can accept organic evolution as fact...

With all your observing I'd like to know how to confirmed the big b@ng.. As for me, I try to understand it then I use taught experiments to yest them...

The only evidence i can give is the experiment of Urey-Miller. They simulated the early earth environment and produced Adenine, Urea and some other organic molecules "spontaneously". I must say though that no one has been able to produce living cell yet. I am not trying to prove a God so i dont have to lie about anything. But we are hopeful that improved nanotech will help on that.

For big b.ang, search for Christopher Sley's explanation on google, also search for Einstein's equation Rik = 0?, Geometry of space, Einstein's cross, Gravitational lens, inflationary big b.ang.

OK i dont want to inundate you. One by One you will understand it all.

But you can be sure that the egg was not a giant egg, that would be against einstein's equation and all of einstein equations are proved right. where did you see a giant cosmic egg? You people need to go back to school.

AVmonster: before I start part 2, I would like to point out some issues I have with evolution at that stage in part 1.
How did reproduction begin?
The process of evolution depends greatly on reproduction and so cells could not have evolved a means of reproducing (asexually)..
I'm open to any explanation but it has to make sense, if not, you'll just be fooling yourself
PART 2
[img]http://evolution.berkeley.edu/evolibrary/images/endosymbiosis/cells.gif[/img]
The Evolution of Prokaryotes to Eukaryotes is well understood...
The main difference between eukaryotes and prokaryotes is that eukaryotes have membrane bounded organelles while prokaryotes do not..
So how exactly did this membranes around organelles come about?
The best evidence we have right now suggests that some prokaryotic cells incorporated other cells, with their own DNA, into their structure -- and that was the change. That's supported by the fact that mitochondrial DNA is separate from and different than the "main" cell's DNA, and is contained only in the nucleus of cells. It makes sense. If there was a simple cell around that was processing food and putting out a "waste product" that was useful to another type of single- celled organism that was perhaps a bit larger, the larger cell could incorporate the smaller cell inside itself, feed it nutrients, and then use its "waste" output for its own purposes -- a symbiotic relationship. They may have started out as two cells latching onto each other side-by-side, and over time that symbiotic relationship evolved so that the smaller cell could exist inside the larger one, and eventually linking the two together in a permanent symbiotic relationship.
[img]http://evolution.berkeley.edu/evolibrary/images/endosymbiosis/endosymbiosis.gif[/img]

Reproduction began with the replication of DNA. didnt you see that on google?

If you are really a biologist, you would know that Phospholipids spontaneously aggregate around any positively charge molecules like proteins. Phospholipids are negatively charged because of phosphate group they contain.

I like your endosymbiosis. But you googled again, you dont have your personally explanations. I thought that is why you started a thread, because you have something new to say, NOT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT I ALREADY KNOW

Saying energy has consciousness is same as saying energy is God. You need to understand the chemical and the nuclear nature of energy to understand how it reacted to form everything we see.

Peterjosh: You are a mortal my God is immortal,he exists but u dont know because u dont think he does

If i am mortal, then your God stand no chance of existence. You think he exist because you think he does.

Those pastors are criminals.

Heathen: @Op, celebrate, for today thy Creator hath shown favour upon thee. Stay noddled.

All praise to the Flying Spagetti

Every morning i kneel and pray to my d. i. c. k saying "All praise to you who have all powers to save me from Hell that the xtian God designed"

Guys, guys, abeg, no chicken fight

All Praise the Flying Spagetti.

maclatunji: OP, your thread title is brilliant. Imagine a single worm in your body saying you its host don't exist. The case of atheists is worse than that.

Oh you shut up already. Imagine a worm in your body saying its creator is on Mars, the religionists case is worse than that

God is guilty of war crime and murder. If he exist, which I hope he does, whenever I catch him, I shall bring him to judgment and condemn him to death by electrocution.