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Get thee behind me satan.

Obinoscopy: Ooman u still haven't responded to this post of mine below

hey, man. We have been able to synthesize functional genes, cant you just google that?

But we have not been able to synthesis a living cell. That will be possible in the nearest future.

Is it a sin for a xtian to drink water?

Too much of everything is bad.

R2bees: 42 years what?.... Make una forget that thing, he died 42 years ago

true talk

Mee234: sheer stupidity like that guy Said. You guys are deliberately being stupid. That is what been an atheist does to some people. It make them insane.

Being a xtian makes you completely mad

toba: smh. so atheism is all about being anti christianity? o:

No, anti religion

inurmind: all hail the flying spaghetti...

You can be sure heaven is waiting for you, St. inurmind

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]I worship the Sun God. The SUn represents the SPiritual Force of Life. THe Sun is the SOurce of Life on EArth. THe SUn is worthy of worship.

on christmas after the winter solistice, i worship our provider, the SUn.

THe SUn provides warmth.[/quote]The Flying Spagetti patiently wait for the day you will repent

Because it is the day people started worshiping the Flying Spagetti as Jesus.

Remember Augustine Constantine incorporated the greek religion into xtianity. Osiris was born on 25th Dec. Jesus was born around April.

What more? The Flying Spagetti was born on the 25 Dec too, so 2 Gods, one day. What do you expect? Thick blue xmas

dozymars: Ignorance. How can u understand the things of the spirit with ur logical reasoning.

Because the things of the spirit does not make sense, you cannot understand it with your logical reasoning.

Metallurgist: SPEAKING in TONGUE makes me wonder how SPEAKING WITHOUT A TONGUE will sound! Well FOOD for THOUGH

same rubbish as speaking in tongues

Worship the Flying Spagetti, there is still salvation for you

Lovethywilbedon: So you don't consider The Holocaust (the killing of 7million Jews by a fellow atheist "Adolf Hitler" as EVIL.

Hitler wasnt an atheist. Where did you get that from, besides, only 6 million Jews died.

Do you know how many your catholic priest murdered for witchcraft and for their knowledge of astronomy?

DevotedOne: In The Name of The One God, Most Merciful, Most Compassionate. The Peace of The Only God, be upon you, everyone.

The Arch Angel Gabriel (Peace Be Upon Him) supports the Prophets (Peace Be Upon Them) with the Holy Spirit:

002.097 قُلْ مَنْ كَانَ عَدُوًّا لِجِبْرِيلَ فَإِنَّهُ نَزَّلَهُ عَلَى قَلْبِكَ بِإِذْنِ اللَّهِ مُصَدِّقًا لِمَا بَيْنَ يَدَيْهِ وَهُدًى وَبُشْرَى لِلْمُؤْمِنِينَ
002.097 Say: Whoever is an enemy to Gabriel-for he brings down the (revelation) to thy heart by Allah's will, a confirmation of what went before, and guidance and glad tidings for those who believe,-

002.098 مَنْ كَانَ عَدُوًّا لِلَّهِ وَمَلائِكَتِهِ وَرُسُلِهِ وَجِبْرِيلَ وَمِيكَالَ فَإِنَّ اللَّهَ عَدُوٌّ لِلْكَافِرِينَ
002.098 Whoever is an enemy to Allah and His angels and messengers, to Gabriel and Michael,- Lo! Allah is an enemy to those who reject Faith. Al-Qur'an, 002.097-098 (Al-Baqara [The Cow])



Wa salaam. DevotedOne

There is no sinners except the muslims, no guilty person except the xtians. Book of Flying Spagetti (The Cow).

The cow? are u kidding?

dayokanu: If you pay money into my account I can teach you to speak any tongue

Give me your account number

manmustwac: Worship the Sun. Why?

1)At least you can see the Sun.
2)The Sun is omnipotent
3)You can feel its presence
4)When you plant your cassava its the Sun that helps it grow not prayers

The Flying Spaghetti will be angry with me.

DeCleff: Please, please & please i didnt start this thread for people to start displaying their foolishness based on ignorance & unbelief.

I am christain and i believed in tithing & offerings. All i seek is direction from matured believers ok.

If you just lost your job and looking for a new job, pastoring a church is a good way to start, dwindle the poeple of their salaries. Thieves

saintvc: I thought jesoul is married

exactly why the lord is kidding

Mintayo: You are just afraid of the evil your God will do to you.


THE THINGS OF GOD IS A MYSTERY TO THEM THAT ARE PERISHING

Yea, people like you

SpicyMimi: You think u r funny shey? The truth is you are the Mad man here! Your thinking faculty is drained, u shud refil it asap! Just so u know...we all gat our dffrt views and opinions here nd we ve d right to xpress them. The fact dat u dont agree wid others doesnt mean u shud go arnd fightn them, just leave everyone to his or her opinion or betterstil u cud go take a backward dive into lagos lagoon!

Shouldnt you be in church praying your heart out? You want to go to hell for cursing a fellow human?

Smply put, because RCCG is a business venture that does not pay tax, yet, it is seeking to be listed in the Nigerian Stock Exchange, NSE. You ever trade forex? very soon you will trade RCCG/USD.

Delafruita: other gods have been around for centuries whereas the sphaghetti monster just recently acquired the certificate to practice as a god.shouldnt take too much time to catch up

You really know much about the Flying Spagetti. Thank you for the update. That ll do.

the lord is only kidding

Delafruita: in reality,not all gods are the same.they have different requirements and modus operandi.the most closely related would be yahweh,allah and zeus.they demand attention and want their creation to continually worship them.allah is different because he didnt have a child.both yahweh and zeus had children

Nice lecture. tell me something about the Flying Spagetti

Jesus is the Flying Spagetti

Both the pastor and God are hungry lazy thieves, who dont want to work yet eat

Ekpekus: I weep for my generation! Every one is entitled to his or her opinion but the truth can't be changed. Yeah, u speak in tongues conciously just as you conciously speak ur native language, the difference is that the Holy spirit gives you utterances.
Secondly, no man can teach you how to speak it. Its divine when you are baptized in the Holy Spirit.
Lastly, when it comes to the issue of the Holy Spirit, we all should be mindful of how we tread, cos many are suffering by words they spoke years ago that seems harmless and funny to them.
Thank you.

You are just afraid of the evil your God will do to you.

Guys, lets look at this.

Nigerian govt. sponsors xtian and muslim pilgrims and leave the sango, esu, ifa worshipers as if they are not Nigerians. They also should be sponsored to wherever there God is.

As for us atheist. This is total cheating. We are being treated as if we are not Nigerians. As an atheist and an evolutionist, i want to be sponsored to the moon. What is your request?

Now, since Nigeria is full of different Gods, the govt. should not just sponsor 2 out of almost uncountable religions present in Nigerian.

Govt start sponsoring atheists and traditionalists too or stop it all.

What do you think?

Yomieluv: I don't think its possible for the person to be conscious when speaking in tongue,cos the person is taken over by another spirit entirely.
#justmy opinion#

Yes, possessed by the Flying Spagetti

obicentlis: Back then in school, a fellow hall mate and follower of Pst Chris will be cooking and will be speaking in tongues at the same time. He will be on his bed and his hand inside his boxer pant caressing his manliness at the same time speaking tongues. This speaking tongues of a thing has been abused. From my own understanding from the bible, is, by the power of the holy spirit, we can preach and teach other people of another tongue the word of God and His might. But, am very much surprise to learn that people to go a school so that the can learn how to speak in tongue.
May God save us all.

Your guy in school speaks in tongue while he masturbates? Now that is real madness

[quote author=Atheist:-D]This familiar deity must be Zeus then [/quote]All Gods are the same

[quote author=Atheist:-D]It does if you are being told to strap bombs to your chest or pay 10% of your income to this same deity.[/quote]And you have to spend the better part of your life worshiping the deity in fear of hell